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| I love this section out of Readers Digest, (do they even do that anymore?) The quote in which I live by, "Presence is more than just being there." | |
| "Action is the enemy of thought" | |
| "Nothing is going to happen today that me and the good Lord can't Handle" Roy Acuff | |
| "You can always smell the roses while you are running with them in your hand" Garth Brooks | |
| I judge that the first thing a statue dug up in the Campagna does is to go shopping & buy an offensive & obscene fig leaf. Imagine him cheapening the article at the counter & contriving how to take the innocence out of his nakedness & make the latter most offensive & conspicuous. Animals with fig leaf under tail. - Notebook #17, Oct. 1878 - Feb. 1879 So it is not nakedness that gives the sense of immodesty, the modifying the nakedness is what does it. - omitted passage from A Tramp Abroad, Mark Twain's Notebooks & Journals, Vol. 2 (DV 4, MTP) | |
| Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. mark twain | |
| Trust nothing, Question everything -Socrates | |
| From our local courthouse."BE JUST, AND FEAR NOT" | |
| From a bottle of Magic Hat beer: 'Condoms prevent minivans' | |
| Picasso wasn't brilliant, he had carpal tunnel! -Me (to many beers, couldn't hold my glass upright) | |
| "Oderint dum metuant"- Caligula Translated from Latin, "Let them hate as long as they fear". It sounds cool to me, and Triple H now has a t-shirt with the quote. | |
| Real cowboys don't line dance. | |
| "Every so often, we pass laws repealing human nature." - H. Lindsay | |
| "I would rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy" - unknown | |
| "Birthday Suits Are Always In Style!" | |
| "When you hold resentment toward another, you are bound to that person of condition by an emotional link that is stronger than steel."- unknown | |
| Hey Frank that is an old Fred Allen joke that was later made into a song. I always loved that line. Its so trueeeeeee. | |
| My all time favorite quote: This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the community, and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work, the more I live. Life is no "brief candle" to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for a moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations. George Benard Shaw "Man and Superman" | |
| Always carry a flagon of whiskey for snakebite, and furthermore, carry a small snake. W.C.Fields | |
| "Beauty is not about make up and clothing. Beauty is defined as how well you take care of the inner you" | |
| Don't forget Dan Quale's remark that what the American Vice President needs "can be summed up in one word: 'Be Prepared'!" | |
| If my mum was as hot as you i would never let my friends round ever | |
| "Surely you can't be serious?!" "I am serious and don't call me Shirley." | |
| I love to swim in the nude and roam around the house in the nude. You're just as free as a bird! Bettie Page | |
| how can you idiot-prof an idiot? bumper sticker | |
| You never know until you find out. | |
| You never know until you find out. | |
| There are those who so dislike the nude that they find something indecent in the naked truth.--- F. H. Bradley | |
| I heard this on the radio yesterday: It is from a sign in front of a church -- " Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet Him." | |
| ?To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead." Bertrand Russell | |
| Be careful what you wish for..... you just might get it | |
| Two good Will Rogers' quotes, but of course all Will Rogers quotes are good. ?Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.? ?You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.? | |
| Hard sayin' not knowin' | |
| "NEVER slap a man who has a mouthful of chewing tobacco!" | |
| Whoever says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.... | |
| "Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die." -Domino Harvey | |
| "When there's blood in the streets, buy property." -Old Sicilian Saying | |
| "I find myself forgetting what I said last. I also find myself forgetting what I said last." -Anonymous | |
| "Rumors go in one ear and out many mouths." -Old Chinese proverb | |
| A nickle ain`t worth a dime anymore - Yogi Berra All right everyone line up alphabetically according to your height - Casey Stengel A word to the wise ain`t necessary - its the stupid ones that need the advice - Bill Cosby Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before - Mae West | |
| Attributed to Davy Crockett: If everybody knows it, it prob'ly ain't so. | |
| The unexamined life is not worth living. - Plato The unlived life is not worth exmining - Me | |
| lustforlife -- Please forgive the repeat, but I think it is such a great quote! I love to swim in the nude and roam around the house in the nude. You're just as free as a bird! ----Bettie Page | |
| "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby | |
| On a car sticker 'I still miss my ex - but my aim is getting better!' | |
| Upside down in the back window of an off-road motor rally vehicle 'If you can read this please turn me over' | |
| My favorite; You know the difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has its limitations. | |
| If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops! | |
| From Robert Blake as Tony Baretta in the '70s TV series: "Don't Get Tense". | |
| The dumbest question people ask when you're crying: Are you okay? What do you think? | |
| "Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink." -Bumper Sticker | |
| "I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to those less fortunate." :D | |
| One man's creativity is another's brain damage. - Roland Fischer Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human. Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible ~ Frank Zappa Let's trade all our judging for appreciating. Let's lay down our righteousness and just be together - Ram Dass | |
| Two of my favorites: If you stew Apricots long enough, they taste more like Prunes than Rhubarb does. Groucho Marx Whenever you find something, it's always in the last place you looked. Don't know who said first | |
| This is one of my favorite political sayings. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote." -Benjamin Franklin | |
| "we were on a bridge when we saw the lights of an oncomming car comming towards us" | |
| These aren't quotes from celebs, but just conversations I overheard. I was in Walmart a few years ago and I heard a couple of guys talking. One of them said to the other "Meez and my brudda got in a fight the other day and I done nearly Trew him out da winda". Another time, I was at the movie right when two women were talking about the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie with Johnny Depp. One of the ladies mentioned that she hadn't seen the first one with Gene Wilder. The other lady said to the first that the movie with Gene Wilder was really the second one and that the first one was actually a book. | |
| "Question everything, even the very existence of God". Thomas Jefferson, as told by Glenn Beck "Trust but verify." Ronald Reagan | |
| If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." ~ St. Francis of Assisi | |
| "You can't make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious." -Lazarus Long (I think) | |
| A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool... William Shakespeare | |
| If you can not say anything nice about someone..please sit next to me... unknown | |
| A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner | |
| Look for the beauty in this world and you will find it. Look for ugly and that's all you will see. | |
| "Hold me now, cuz I just might fall apart, Without your arms around me, like duct tape on my heart. Holy cow. Don’t yell at me that way. Your sweet talk made me love you, But Prozac made me stay." Antsy McClain (from his song prozac) "I couldn't warm up to him, if we were cremated together!"... Jerry "The King" Lawler "Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit." George Carlin | |
| The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' Ronald Reagan | |
| Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye. I've seen several credited with this, don't know who was first. | |
| Just heard a good one: Dating - When you meet the right person, you know immediately, but when you meet the wrong person it takes a year and a half. | |
| Never trust a man with a tassel on his loafer. It's like, "What, did your foot just graduate?"... The Sklar Brothers | |
| "That's about as useful as a snooze button, on a smoke alarm!".. Jeremy Clarkson BBC Top Gear Series 3 Episode 3 (2003) "Speed limits are like herpes, once you get them you never get rid of them!!" Jeremy Clarkson Top Gear (BBC "Some say he isn't machine washable, and that all his potted plants are called "Steve"!! all we know is .. he's called THE STIG!!!!" Richard Hammond BBC Top gear "France is a country you have to drive through to get to Italy. That's all it's there for." James May on Top Gear series 10 | |
| "Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate." -Anonymous | |
| Life is too serious, to take it seriously. | |
| "Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." Groucho Marx | |
| "People will work the hardest for the things they care about the most." | |
| It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. | |
| Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln 16th president of US (1809 - 1865) | |
| "That was a great time, the summer of '71 - I can't remember it, but I'll never forget it.” -Lemmy Kilmister | |
| "It's better to have learned and lost than to never have learned at all." - Lisa Simpson |
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