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I won't "blank" in the nude
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Red

Posted: Jun 29, 2008

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Don't get me wrong, but some things I just cannot do while in the buff.
I will NOT clean the cat box. I will NOT tear down a hornets nest. I will NOT Buck hay.
How bout you? what will you NOT do in the nude?

bxchuck

Posted: Jun 29, 2008

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Funny-- I just cleaned my cats' boxes nude. However, I won't cactus farm in the nude!

FreierKerl

Posted: Jun 29, 2008

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Being the handy-man that I am, I still wont run power tools nude. There are certain parts of my anatomy, that I prize too much for that risk ... :-)

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Tom

Posted: Jun 29, 2008

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Fry Bacon - Weld - Fight Fire
I agree with the power tools. I use some of them nude, but will not use a hand saw nude. LOL
I will not go to work nude. I'd get in alot of trouble.

FreierKerl

Posted: Jun 30, 2008

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I dont know what the rest of you think, but in my opinion, those things that Red wont do nude, arent completely legitimate...
Why? Well, I wouldnt do those 3 things with clothes on or nude! :-)

I think she has to pick something else ... lol

nekkidmonday

Posted: Jun 30, 2008

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i wouldnt ride my harley nude . road rash in ouchie places does not sound fun ! neither does catching a june bug or a beetle at 70 miles an hour hahaha

Red

Posted: Jul 1, 2008

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Okay, I suppose thats fair, this one might not meet your sandards either then ;)
I wont clean the bathroom nude anymore either...I got chemical burn in some unordinary places :0
Easy Off is another thing to be weary about.
weed eating...that'd be a bad idea!

nudist-Joe

Posted: Jul 1, 2008

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I won't drive nude. It would be nice, but getting caught would not be a good thing.

JohnE

Posted: Jul 1, 2008

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I won't ride a atv nude or stand up riding one
The Running Of The Bulls.... actually, I don't think I'd like that clothed, either.

Now, if the BULLS wore clothes, and the people we nude.... THAT might be funny.

AndrewDS

Posted: Jul 1, 2008

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It follows along the lines of using power tools, but I will not do any woodworking in the nude.
How about hunt for crabs in the nude. Ouch!

Noodfellow

Posted: Jul 2, 2008

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i won't bbq nude...well not without an apron at least.

I wont work on the jeep/car/motorcycle nude either. ever try washing "yourself" with Borax to remove grease?...never again thank you
I would not clean my rain gutters in the nude.

Red

Posted: Jul 2, 2008

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I won't run nude..clothes after all, do serve small purposes
BTW-check your local ordinances, some places allow you drive on the interstates nude!
Welding for sure. Bucking hay with chaps on would be ok. Not much else. Haven't ridden my horses yet, but plan to.

scubare

Posted: Aug 30, 2008

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Driving nude on the Interstate makes sense becuase it is federal property, but how would you check to be sure? Any tips?

Nerd

Posted: Feb 27, 2009

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I wouldn't do anything too dangerous or too dirty in the nude. I wouldn't work on my car nude. I do pick blackberries/raspberries nude in my backyard, but since I have them in rows, they are easy to pick without getting stuck. I also garden nude, but in such a way that only my hands get dirty.

darkhawk84

Posted: Mar 2, 2009

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I use to be a carpenter and it would be a mistake to be nude doing it. Some times my tools would end up bouncing off my thick carpenters pants during tough wood cutting, hand sanding, and chiseling. Without them on I'd end up hurt another anatomical piece of wood.

Stever859

Posted: Mar 25, 2009

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I just got back from my camp, and I got to thinking. The lake is still frozen over. I don't think I'd icefish in the nude, I might get frostbite in places I don't want frostbitten! OUUUCH!!!
Hey guys! This is a good topic, maybe it will help save someones skin. I have a story from the Navy. The US Navy has a board for safety and I worked with them for a while. So it happens that in 99, this subject at a submarine base in the north-east, decided to go nude on his machine shop. Yes, at a Navy machine shop. I'm even scared on walking in there with protection! So the guy was left on duty because he had the lowest eval from the team. So he decided to go nude for the rest of the day. If there is a Navy person here, they know how things are at a subs base. They take time off seriously. So he stated working nude on one of the big industrial sanders. Looks like a conveyor belt, but for sanding & polishing. He had his goggles on, safety gloves, safety boots and that is it. He started working on some aluminum plates (plates to fix stairs). Sadly, the male reproductive organ came in contact with the belt which was very hot. Instead of hit stepping away, he got closer to hit the emergency shut down button. He did hit the button, but at the same time the belt dragged his limp around one of the wheels.
So here we had a guy, stuck to the belt in pain and unable to call for help. He grabbed a metal cutting scissors and released some pressure from the belt to remove his body part from it. He did, put his jumpsuit back on and called the corpsman. He was one lucky guy cause he was never circumcised, so the damage was on skin only. They removed the dead skin and he was good to go. Navy people would remember this from the 1999 mishap reports! Lesson learned: Don't EVER, EVER use power tools in the nude. Clothing is designed to protect you. He got sent to Captains Mast not for being nude in the shop, but for not following the safety standards. I supposed he is happy now, but learned a good lesson!!! Just wanted to share this with you all. I know so many stories that are true, and for some odd reason related to DUMB + NUDE = DISASTER!! GOOD LUCK everyone!!

JohnBlaze

Posted: Jul 27, 2010

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I won't go shooting in the nude. Have you ever had a hot, bullet casing hit you? Burns like hell. Imagine if the casing flew out and hit you somewhere unpleasant. I won't do yard work nude. I don't mean gardening, I mean mowing the lawn cutting and busheling branches. Other than the fact that I have nosy neighbors, I don't want to get poked and scratched by sticks and stuff. I won't cook in the nude. Well, at least anything that has to be cooked in a frying pan or skillet with oil and grease that can splash on you and burn you. That's pretty much the stuff I wouldn't suggest doing in the nude.
HUMMMM-- I'm still thinking -- Oh yeah, well on second thought, I would do that -- now let me think again -- I would not -- oh yes I would -- so now I'll rack my brain again -- ok let me sleep on it -- let you know later

nudecojohn

Posted: Jul 29, 2010

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People are always saying that they won't cook/fry in the nude. Why? I do so all the time. If you get splattered when frying, you are NOT doing it correctly. Yes, I fry bacon while nude. Picking blackberries... well, I've never done that nude, but was barefoot. When I was a teenager and younger, it was almost impossible to get shoes on my feet either winter or summer. Mom would YELL at me for going outside in winter barefoot but I did it anyway.

What would I NOT do nude? I wouldn't weld and would probably not use a metal lathe or process metal where the hot pieces would hit me. That is about all I can think of at present. Of course i wouldn't do anything nude where textile-minded folk would see. Wouldn't care for the reactions.

John

JerryFF

Posted: Jul 29, 2010

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I won,t cut trees in the nude, I tried it but it dosen't work.

med255

Posted: Jul 29, 2010

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Weed whacking...I think its the only thing I wouldn't do nude.

Yes, I too have fried bacon and BBQ's nude, and even do power tools in the nude. To some small degree, even shoveled snow in the buff

SunRBunns

Posted: Aug 5, 2010

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I don't think I go ice fishing nude.

nudecojohn

Posted: Aug 5, 2010

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ANYTHING outside in the winter!

John

Colonude

Posted: Aug 7, 2010

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I won't ride the motorcycle in the nude, But I would ride the Mtn bike in the nude. I have done some basic auto maintaince in the nude and even driven short distances in the nude.
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Indynudist

Posted: Aug 8, 2010

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I wont run the weed-eater (again) in the nude.

DarrylS

Posted: Aug 30, 2010

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I wouldn't go to class in the nude. I don't think the Quaker's would take well to that. I sure wouldn't run power tools, weed eaters, or chain saws in the nude.
Fry bacon, weed whack or use power tools.
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