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Absolute Naturists arrow Why do people wear clothes?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Dec 29, 2012

Samantha Lynn Gilmour is a lifelong family nudist who lives at home with her mother. She was born in 1994 and now goes to college as well as teaches ballet and piano. If that's not enough, Samantha also volunteers her time at the nudist resort in which she was raised. Earlier this month, she ’blogged her thoughts about nudists and clothes and it seemed to fit on this thread.


NUDIST WOMEN OUT IN A CLOTHED WORLD







I’ve said it before, and I don’t mind saying it again; I may be a nudist who lives most of her life without clothes, I do have clothing that I dearly love. A plush robe, a silk blouse, a skirt with matching shoes and so much more. In my world I can’t see myself ever wanting to go downtown on a shopping spree with no clothes on. With a world around me that is highly unpredictable, I’d feel way too vulnerable and naked out there. And I can not see that unpredictable world ever changing.

So public nudity will always have it’s constraints, I believe. if the laws change and we are all allowed to go nude in public, I seriously doubt half of the world will practice that freedom. And that’s the way it should be. An all-nude world will eventually be a boring world lacking color and style. So yes, clothing is still relevant in a nudist’s world. Just less than most.

And for those that know women know that we all have certain articles we love that make us feel pretty, or attractive, or comfortable. No woman wants to give that up (you will never take my pink sweats away from me!!!). The truth of the matter is, nudity is not the main focal point of our entire lives. It is an activity. It is a choice. It is a lifestyle, in addition to our clothed world.

And yet, we are seen as nudists every single minute of our days. And if that were the case, then going to Olive Garden would be a very bizarre experience.

So how does it feel for a nudist woman to put on clothes and go out, say shopping, work or out visiting others? Well, to the best of my knowledge, probably the same as you weirdos out there in that strange netherworld you call, “normal.”

Absolute Naturists arrow Topless Equalty

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ANDYbee

Posted: Dec 28, 2012

If presentation of female breasts — vis-à-vis nipples — is the issue, what is this lady’s legal status?

Pacific Specific arrow TOWN TAKES CRACK AT NUDE CALENDAR

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ANDYbee

Posted: Dec 28, 2012

GO Note: (@KnightD73) The Chillagoe Cheekies can now be ordered from the Post Office Hotel. Ring Donna Burton on (07) 4094 7119 or eMAIL her on pohotel@bigpond.com.au.

Absolute Naturists arrow Gay Marriage: How will it affect Nudist Clubs/Venues?

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Posted: Dec 27, 2012

Let’s, for the moment, dispatch one demographic and replace it with another in the initial query: How will married textiles affect nudist clubs and venues? Would clothed people make a difference? Why are “textilists” coming to such a place? This is not to say that non-nudists would not be welcomed but rather they’d be expected to assimilate to the norms of the community.

Since we are working with some pretty arbitrary definitions — card-carrying vs. casual vs. home nudist, homosexual vs. bi~ vs. curious, &c. — percentages discussed are rough approximates open to discussion. That given, the estimated portion of the American population who routinely participate in mixed-gender social nudist activities is 2-6%. Also, contrary to the onslaught of media portrayals, Gallup reports that homosexual couples constitute less than 1% of US households with around 2-3% of men and women calling themselves homosexual or bisexual. Now consider the number of people from the two-to-six percent who are nudists AND also from the two-to-three percent who are homosexual — these are rather minor characteristic sub-sets of the overall populace across the country.

South Floridian author and activist Jesse Monteagudo writes:

Openly gay nudists are but a small percentage of the gay male population. Most gay men share the non-nudist population’s dislike for public nudity; or the belief that public nudity should be limited to those favored individuals who look like Colton Ford or Matthew Rush. But most openly gay nudists do not look like porn stars (darn it!). Rather, we run the gamut from the incredibly hot to the incredibly not. Even a large percentage of the men who attend gay-and-naked parties are not nudists in the personal or political sense of the word. Some of those men go to parties to meet sexual partners; while others go there to socialize.

Courts have blurred the delineation between public and private accommodations or organizations to the point where they are seemingly mandating outsiders of groups be admitted. This must prompt the question, For what purpose are they seeking entrance? As Julius Henry Marx famously wrote, “I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.” We live in the antipodean, politically-correct paranoid-someone-will-be-offended world from this quote, where our freedom of association is being whittled away by very small yet highly-charged groups whose only agenda is to push their agenda. Again, assimilation — not assertion — is the key.

Conservative Naturists arrow ASSAULT ON THE 2nd AMMENDMENT

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Posted: Dec 25, 2012


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Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?

Conservative Naturists arrow ASSAULT ON THE 2nd AMMENDMENT

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Posted: Dec 23, 2012

The attack on the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building claimed 168 lives, including nineteen children under the age of six years. Why wasn’t Oklahoma City the last straw? Perhaps the use of a fertilizer-and-Diesel bomb doesn’t quite fit the anti-Second Amendment narrative. Surely the death of 44 people, including thirty-eight children, in Bath Township was the last straw. Oops, again, no gun. These examples in no way diminish the preciousness of each and every soul lost; they do, however, go to illustrate that people bent on mass killings will find the means.


The only choice acceptable to liberals is the option to kill an unborn child.

Tucson is close enough to México that they are practically next-door neighbours and one can actually see the border from land there in Arizona. No, those are not Native Americans lining the ridges — they are cartel members possibly armed with Fast and Furious weapons bought with American taxpayers’ dollars and provided by the zero logo Regime. They are also any of a variety of nefarious characters like al-Qāʿidah, the FARC, Ḥizbu-llāh or other international terrorist organization members looking for a weak, porous frontier. Only need to talk with ranchers along the southern flanks of Cochise, Santa Cruz, Pima and Yuma counties to get their perspective on placing daisies in rifle barrels of illegal crossers.

Assault weapon is simply more bass-ackwards зviƨƨзяgoяq newspeak. It is a purely subjective non-technical label slapped onto any firearm a Utopian politician deems “scary” from a catalogue picture — that’s how Sen. Dianne Feinstein [D-CA] did it in 1994! The catch-all phrase was first used in 1973 to categorize any weapon not meeting the stricter definitions of a rifle or pistol. Who needs extended clips? If the bad guy has twenty rounds, the good guy better have twenty-one. This country has a Bill of Rights which guarantees our personal freedoms — not a “bill of necessities” dictating arbitrary quantities from each according to his ability or to each according to his need.

The answer may lie in addressing the mental health of potential perpetrators but, thanks to the ACLU, it is much harder to have a person involuntarily committed to an institute until after they harm themselves or others. Privacy acts have also stemmed the background investigations. There is no gun show loophole either. Despite claims from the liberal media talking heads, all existing gun laws apply just as much to gun shows as they do to any other place where guns are sold. Since 1938, persons selling firearms have been required to obtain a federal firearms license. Read the commentary, The Facts about Gun Shows by David B. Kopel of the Cato Institute for additional information regarding the sale of guns.


It is interesting to notice, when this White House pRESIDENT addresses the
country, how similar his actions are to other socialist nations around the world.

Each time news flashes across the wire of another senseless shooting, this nation is gobsmacked with sorrow. Not only does the loss of innocent lives send grievous chills to our bones, it also signals the next round of liberty-robbing debates from the Left who will seize upon any opportunity to push their anti-freedom agenda. Whether it’s movie-goers at a theatre multiplex, holiday shoppers at a mall or citizens listening to a congresswoman at a Safeway parking lot, the empathy for the victims reaches beyond the local city limits.

Conservative Naturists arrow ASSAULT ON THE 2nd AMMENDMENT

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Posted: Dec 22, 2012

At last Wednesday’s press lecture, Jake Tapper asked Barack Hussein Obama II why his plea for action on gun issues has come so late in his first term and only after last week’s tragic incident in Connecticut. The perturbed president responded sharply, insisting that he’s been too busy “be[ing] president” to focus on a gun control platform.

I’ve been president of the United States dealing with the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression,1 an auto industry on the verge of collapse,2 [and] two wars.3 I don’t think I’ve been on vacation;4 and so, you know, I think all of us have to do some reflection on how we prioritize what we do here in Washington.

Barack Hussein Obama II seems to think that his re-election is a mandate to lie and bully. So here are a few facts to set the record straight and make low-information drones wince:

1 Ѳ did not inherit the worse economy since the Great Depression but he has created the worst recovery — such as it is — since the Great Depression with his asinine and miserable socialist policies.
2 Ѳ did not save the auto industry but rather he destroyed secured creditors invested in GM and Chrysler, bilked the taxpayers for tens of billions of dollars in subsidies, rewarded the UAW for the union’s political support and violated existing bankruptcy laws.
3 Ѳ has not been fighting two wars but rather has been overseeing a slow, bloody, deadly withdrawal while hollowing out the military generally.
4 Ѳ has found lots and lots of time for vacations like Hawai‘i and Martha’s Vineyard, over one hundred rounds of golf, more live White House concerts than Madison Square Garden, a myriad of domestic and international travel, &c.

Whilst most members of this NCH group deject the zero logo narcissism and delusions of grandeur, the reality is that — through wanton disparage for the Constitution or intentional ignorance — the most leftist administration was re-elected for another four years of fundamentally transforming the United States of America. The Second Amendment is not the only aspect of the Bill of Rights that are in this regime’s crosshairs. No matter how well versed the argument is, the Utopian ruling class will continue to inflict their ideology unless the citizens regain the ideal that government works for We, the People.



@jimshedd112: Not sure of the meaning of your request to … work your magic and place this in the correct manner.
Conservative Naturists arrow ASSAULT ON THE 2nd AMMENDMENT

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Posted: Dec 21, 2012

You never want a serious crisis to go to waste …” —Rahm Emanuel, 19th November, 2008.

In the midst of an otherwise heartfelt speech honouring the children and teachers lost in the heinous attack on Sandy Hook Elementary School, the president made one of the most reprehensible displays of vile political pandering with his loathsome plea for Americans to back his massive tax hike agenda:

… And when you think of what we’ve gone through over the last couple of months — a devastating hurricane and now one of the worse tragedies in our memory — the country deserves the folks to be willing to compromise for the greater good.

This vulgar non-sequitur, dovetailing the nation’s emotional outpouring to his messianic appeal to follow him into taxmageddon, has to be one of the lowest moments of a very low presidency. He systemically ascribes all kinds of nefarious political motives to his opponents whilst never acknowledging that he, or anyone else on his side, has anything but the best intentions.

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Yet the shameless audaciousness doesn’t stop there. Former WH advisor David Axelrod blasted a mass eMAIL on 16th December — two days after the horrific school shooting — which directs people to a video link of the contemptible ☭BAMA speech from Newtown, Connecticut. The page also features two donate buttons asking for $15 to $1000 for his campaign. His campaign? Just further evidence of this regime’s contempt for We, the People.

Conservative Naturists arrow ASSAULT ON THE 2nd AMMENDMENT

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Posted: Dec 20, 2012

It’s going to be interesting to watch Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid [D-NV] react to pressure coming from his Leftist ilk to restrict the Second Amendment rights of Americans in the light of this 2010 video — posted on Reid’s YouTube account — of him with members of Nevada’s congressional delegation, various state and local leaders and the National Rifle Association’s Executive Vice President and Chief Executive Officer Wayne La Pierre as they appeared together for the grand opening of the Clark County Shooting Park.

The Nevada senator speaks glowingly about shooting sports and says he carried a gun for self-defence when he headed the Nevada Gaming Commission. “Nevadans aimed high when we set out to create the largest and most advanced shooting range in the world,” said Reid, “but we kept a steady eye on our target; and to-day, with great pride, Nevada has hit the bulls-eye.”

The NRA endorsed Sen. Reid that year in his bid for re-election to the U.S. Senate. “I had a lot of bad people after me and I carried a gun every place I went … but for me, guns are more than that. In fact, the most important part of guns as far as I’m concerned in my personal life is the recreational aspect of guns.” Let us hold Mr. Reid to these espoused principles as his band of Utopian sǝʌıssǝɹбoɹd again attempt to turn our constitutional right to bear arms upside-down.

Conservative Naturists arrow ASSAULT ON THE 2nd AMMENDMENT

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Posted: Dec 18, 2012

After recent shooting tragedies, Sen. Dianne Feinstein [D-CA] is making another push for tighter gun control. She is widely known as one of the biggest anti-gun and anti-NRA advocates in Washington, D.C., to-day. In fact, Sen. Feinstein championed the federal assault weapons ban in 1994 which expired eight years ago to sunset provisions in the law.

Yet on 27th April 1995, Sen. Feinstein spoke candidly at a US Senate hearing on terrorism shortly after the Oklahoma City bombing at which she referenced her concealed carry permit and how she carried a gun with her in the 1970s, citing the urge to arm yourself for protection — in her case from threats. “I know the sense of helplessness that people feel. I know the urge to arm yourself because that’s what I did. I was trained in firearms. I walked to the hospital when my husband was sick. I carried a concealed weapon and I made the determination if somebody was going to try and take me out, I was going to take them with me.”

Once again, the Utopian зviƨƨзяgoяq Liberals display their inherent hypocrisy: the ruling class of the president regime are perfectly at ease with assuring they can freely exercise their constitutional rights whilst advocating the erosion of the liberties belonging to We, the People.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT ...

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Posted: Dec 16, 2012


Need I say more?

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow A SHOT IN THE DARK

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Posted: Dec 15, 2012

The 1964 Blake Edwards comedy, A Shot in the Dark is the second installment in The Pink Panther series starring Peter Sellers as French Sûreté Inspector Jacques Clouseau and Elke Sommer as the maid Maria Gambrelli. Clouseau always finds himself at the wrong place at the right time — in the first scene (↑), his investigation leads him to track a murderer “hiding” at a nudist community. The second scene (↓) opens as the inspector and Miss Gambrelli are forced to flee in a 1963 Morris Mini Cooper where they subsequently get caught in a Parisian traffic jam.

Conservative Naturists arrow RAISING TAXES ON THE RICH

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Posted: Dec 15, 2012

There will always be those some people but we need not worry about such captiousness because they carry little, if any, weight. Conservatives have always supported members of society who cannot fend for themselves through charitable donations as well as contributions to the community chest. As far as the job killer proposals, basic Keynesian economics say repealing tax cuts is indistinguishable from raising taxes — whatever the income level of the affected taxpayers — and raising taxes takes money from the economy that otherwise might get spent on food, clothes, cars or employee wages. The proposal to increase taxes on the more productive and successful individuals will disproportionately hurt the largest job creation machine in the US economy: small businesses.

That is because about four million small businesses with employees — including sole proprietorships, partnerships, and other so-called flow-through firms — report their income on individual tax returns, according to US Treasury figures. Of these, approximately 1.2 million report income greater than the cut-off for President ☭BAMA’s proposed tax increase of $250,000 for couples filing jointly or $200,000 for individuals. This small, relatively successful group reports about $341 BILLION in annual income. That’s 91% of the money earned by all flow-through employer businesses. If the profit margin is minimal, employees face seeing hours cut or their positions eliminated — jobs killed — to accommodate the additional tax bite.

Conservative Naturists arrow RAISING TAXES ON THE RICH

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Posted: Dec 14, 2012

From the White House to their -BOUGHT drones, the Left insists that successful Americans must pay their fair share — but what does that mean? They are convinced that the American Pie does not grow — that there is a zero-sum gain — and taking from one to give to another is fair. Liberals are rapidly turning the Land of Equal Opportunity into the Land of Equal Outcome.

As Dr. Charles Krauthammer explains, “The whole question of what’s a fair share is a liberal’s question.” What moral right does the government have to confiscate earnings for the purpose of redistributing them to others as they deem fair? Taxation is an issue of necessity — to assess revenues in order to lay roads, build bridges, raise defenses and provide for those people who truly cannot fend for themselves (not the ones who won’t).


PERCENTILES
RANKED BY AGI
AGI THRESHOLD
ON PERCENTILES
PERCENTAGE OF 2009 FEDERAL
PERSONAL INCOME TAX PAID
Top 1%Those earning above $343,92736.73% of collected US revenues
Top 5%Those earning above $154,64358.66% of collected US revenues
Top 10%Those earning above $112,12470.47% of collected US revenues
Top 25%Those earning above $66,19387.30% of collected US revenues
Top 50%Those earning above $32,39697.75% of collected US revenues
Bottom 50%Those earning below $32,3962.25% of collected US revenues

In tax-year 2009, the top one percent of wage-earners — those making over $344,000 — carried almost 37% of the
total FPI tax burden whilst the bottom 50% contributed only 2¼%. This is what liberals call
fair! Source: NTU.

America’s Founding Fathers considered the nation’s necessities and raised needed revenues accordingly; but for nearly a century, the sǝʌıssǝɹбoɹd have systematically flipped the equation to be a matter of collecting as much monies as possible to then redistribute to those who will best advance their agenda. They also inject guilt — like referring to legitimate deductions such as for residential mortgages that are designed to entice home ownership as loopholes — into the lexicon because their words will incite negative connotations. By queering the language, true linguistic communication becomes twisted and manipulated into this perverse leftist Newspeak.

Conservative Naturists arrow RAISING TAXES ON THE RICH

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Posted: Dec 12, 2012


aznative


Posted: Dec 7, 2012

I don't know where to post this. How is raising taxes on the rich i.e. return to pre-Bush tax cuts a job killer? Pre-Bush is Clinton and wonder what the unemployment rate as then. Just who are the top two percent of job creators? What jobs have they created? How long til a tax cut takes effect on the rest of us? Taxing the rich does nothing to put a dent in the debt or budget but it is fair. Voters have some blame in the deadlock..we reelected the same ones. If they were kicked out maybe something would be done. [sic]

Originally posted on the A Need for Honest Leadership topic.

Thank you for posting these challenging queries which deserve their own thread …

Democrats defend wanting to raise taxes on the rich back to the pre-Bush rate of 39.6% with the chorus, “Hey, it led to prosperity during the Clinton years.” All right, forward-thinking ƨзviƨƨзяgoяq: If that top rate from fourteen years ago was really good and really led to economic success, then let’s go back to the Clinton SPENDING LEVELS at the same time!

When the Clinton rates were where the Democrats are now drooling over, it was the Republican-controlled Congress exercising fiscal restraint which helped improve the economy. It was Bubba who pushed for the Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1993 which — amongst others — increased gasoline tax by 4.3¢/gl and directly impacted the average American family. His tax hikes were specifically designed to place an unfair burden on successful businesses by punishing the most productive members of the economy whilst cutting taxes for the least productive. It was only after the Republican Congress passed tax cuts in 1997 that the economy really became stronger and the budget was balanced. Yes, there were roughly 22.5 million new jobs created, unemployment fell from 7.5% when he took office to 4.0% by the end of his second term and the poverty rate dropped to 11.8% in 1999; but, since the president administration hides behind the “I inherited all this” crying towel, then it’s just to remember that Bubba took a lot of credit for the good economy of the 1990s, which was already growing when he inherited it.

By the way, the federal budget in 1998 was $1.6 trillion — that’s just barely above what the annual deficit has been for each of the past four years — and everything was fine back then! That’s what the Democrats say: Everybody had what they wanted, everybody had what they needed and everybody was living the good life of an economic boom time … Happy Days are Here Again! So let’s go with the Clinton tax rate AND the Clinton spending levels: How will that sit with all of the Ѳ-BOUGHTS’ and entitlement giveaway dependents?

Conservative Naturists arrow A need for honest leadership

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Posted: Dec 10, 2012


It’s amazing what a simple concept this is …

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow NUDISM ON FILM ?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Dec 3, 2012

A frightfully stereotypical British sex comedy from 1974, Sex Play — also marketed as The Bunny Caper and The Games Girls Play — stars Christina Hart and a bevy of B-actresses including, Jane Anthony, Drina Pavlovic and Jill Damas. Though the film is not really of the genre to promote family recreational nudism, the “skinny-dip” scene does present a simple logic that there is nothing inherently wrong with it!

AANR Updates arrow San Francisco's anti-nudity ordinance

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Posted: Dec 3, 2012

Asking the American Association for Nude Recreation to represent a group of unclothed San Franciscans is tantamount to requesting the Automobile Club to advocate on behalf of DUI suspects. The mere act of being naked does not a nudist make and these activists are in no way demonstrative of the bona fide nudist community. Politics being politics, AANR is simply a microcosm of many states’ — and certainly of the federal — administrations. The vote this year to realign themselves to core principles was unsuccessful but this is no time to compromise on values, philosophies and standards.

Radical approaches are vastly unsuccessful in achieving desired paradigm shifts in society, as the Castro District experiment has proven. The fact that the Naturist Action Committee arm of TNS has lent support to the Naked Guys (and gals) has more to do with their own political slant than the issue of nudity. In a city that prides itself on being a progressive democracy, this perfectly demonstrates how minority privileges are easily overruled by the ruling class.




ASA Days arrow THE (BARE) TRUTH IN ADVERTISEMENT

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ANDYbee

Posted: Dec 1, 2012

Reports say that this latest fad of sunbathing in the nude is really taking off …

Skincare merchandising and nudism — two lines of business that go together naturally. From sun protection creams for those long summer days at the pool or beach to bandages protecting life’s little “boo-boos” on the shuffleboard or volleyball court and even eaux de cologne for that special evening, these adverts could entice discerning nudists to consider using these products.

Absolute Naturists arrow KEEP CALM — IT’S ONLY A …

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Posted: Nov 30, 2012


What if Michelangelo had sculpted Davida instead …

Michelangelo’s David is purposefully used as an illustration for this thread because the statue is revered as the quintessential virile male, complete with “his” unassuming penis and testicles in all their chiselled glory. It is readily viewable to any Accademia di Belle Arti di Firenze visitor, including schoolchildren — boys AND girls. Art books carry pictures of it. Yet a live nude man would be deemed obscene, a threat or even pornographic. Why is our society able enough to view the sculpture, but not a male model? Even the most forward-thinking community — the entertainment industry — automatically garners a penis with an NC-17 rating yet mass killings, drug use and even suggestive sex scenes can receive a PG-13 label, let alone be shown on cable TV. Why are we (society in general) so afraid of seeing our bodies?

ASA Days arrow THE (BARE) TRUTH IN ADVERTISEMENT

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Posted: Nov 28, 2012

If automobiles were meant to be naked, John deLorean would have built them with stainless steel …

The “Golden Days” of nudist magazines coincided with the post-WWII sense of accomplishment and the freedom to travel. President Eisenhower introduced Americans to the Interstate Highway system with the focus of being independent. Cars are the conveyance of liberty: go where you want to go and not where busses or light rail take you. Besides, no public transportation wanders past the suburbs to those remote sun clubs! It’s fair to say that nudists really love their automobiles — car companies ought to target ALL of their customers …



… even if their wording is a bit questionable!

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE NAKED LIFE!

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Posted: Nov 26, 2012

Mahalo for the kind words Jim. The video, Legalize Nudity by Tohm Sarah Lev, is so antipodal to the peaceful song and message. Miss Lev refers to herself as a “free spirit” and admits to spending most of her at-home time in the nude.

Back to Laci Green, the San Francisco “sexual futurist” — Laci has been posting v’logs on YouTube since joining the site in 2007. Her early videos (posted under "gogreen18") were geared toward anti-theism and religious politics. In 2008, Laci reïnvented herself through a weekly series of v’logs in which her discourse has shifted toward relationship advice and social commentary. Though her SEX+ programmes focus on sexual matters, reviews of toys and prophylactics, and her random musings, her fun-yet-frank discussion on nudism seemed to fit well on this forum.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE NAKED LIFE!

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 25, 2012

Laci Green is a 20-something self-styled “sexuality geek” from the San Francisco Bay area. She operates a series of positive educational projects called SEX+ which consists of a biweekly videos, a weekly live show, daily blogging, university lectures and a peer tutelage network. Miss Green also hosts two additional web programmes: a science news show for the Discovery Channel and a sex education series for Planned Parenthood.

In this video Laci addresses shame and the nudist/naturist way of life. Though her approach is a typical point of view for a textilist, she explores the philosophy and benefits of naturism as well as answers some of her viewers’ questions whilst dispelling the sexual myths surrounding nudism.

Citroën … Naturally arrow DS

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 25, 2012

Citroën has resurrected the déesse moniker as a premium luxury vehicle sub-brand, only this time the initials stand for the very English expression “Different Spirit” or “Distinctive Series.”

The new super-mini Citroën DS3 has been produced since 2009 as a highly customizable competitor to such marques as Alfa Romeo MITO, Audi A1 and (BMW) Mini. The faux-SUV Citroën DS4, introduced for the 2011 line, features petrol engines produced by a collaboration of PSA and BMW. Also débuting in 2011, the compact executive Citroën DS5 combines the styling lines of a hatchback and estate into a hybrid design reminiscent of a shooting brake or sports wagon.

All three nouvelle DS models are based on the Citroën C3, C4 and C5 respectively. They are a completely distinctive range from — and are in no way a successor to — the legendary Citroën DS nor do they share any common feature from their predecessor, save the double chevron logo.


A neo-retro designed DS or a customized edition of the classic would be well-suited for many loyal Citroën fans.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow LEGALIZE NUDITY

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Posted: Nov 25, 2012


New York singer Tohm Lev presents Legalize Nudity with the provocative juxtaposition of ferocity and a simple peaceful message as a demonstration to the irony that violence is much more acceptable than bare skin. The video was shot around Los Angeles — including the 3rd & Washington neighbourhood as well as Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills — and prompts the query: How did it come to be that we are ashamed, embarrassed and even offended by our natural selves?

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Posted: Nov 22, 2012


1968 Honda CS65 in black

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Posted: Nov 22, 2012

We always eat too much for Thanksgiving so this year we’re going cold turkey …

With the advent of Thanksgiving once again upon the calendar, here are a few fun adverts that are loosely related to this very American of holidays. It is said that the first celebratory feast included beer as well as a grain new to the Pilgrims: corn — or, in this case, Corn Flakes with milk! The helpful aboriginal people also introduced the newcomers to tobacco as a way to finish the evening’s fête. A latter-day addition to the harvest gala was that welcomed effervescent glass of Alka-Seltzer; all the makings of a true Kodak moment. Happy Thanksgiving … naturally!

Absolute Naturists arrow Topless Equalty

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 21, 2012

With the advent of modern medical techniques and the blurring of male/female tenets, conundrums such as this couple challenge society’s traditional values and force rethinking what many believe to be absolutes — this includes the nudist community, as demonstrated in this thread. All great civilizations in history have fallen once the moral fabric of their culture deteriorates; is this the case for to-day’s modern world or is this the future shock of progress?

Conservative Naturists arrow A DESPARATE CAMPAIGN

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Posted: Nov 20, 2012

Firstly, we thank and salute JIME for his dedication and service to this great nation. In 2010, the president administration promised ъαмαscare would not diminish health benefits for service families or retirees. The 9.6 million veterans and active duty personnel — those using TRICARE (the Defense Department’s health plan) or go to Veterans Affairs hospitals and clinics — were assured they would be better off under his omnipotent scheme:

If you’re in the VA or TRICARE, this will not force you to change systems … veterans would be eligible, potentially, for this health care exchange where they could select from a different set of plans and get some help in paying for their premiums depending on income levels.

—Barrack Hussein Obama II

Yet, last March the administration unveiled a plan to remake TRICARE that breaks that very promise; and that change is only part of a broader proposal that could weaken TRICARE and force many veterans into health exchanges and Medicaid. It assumes most of the three-quarters of military retirees who are eligible to receive health care through their employer would do so. However, if wealthier and healthier veterans migrate to private health plans, it will leave TRICARE caring only for veterans with lower incomes and more battle-related diseases such as traumatic brain injury, post-traumatic stress disorder, lost limbs and physical disabilities. More expensive and smaller group coverage will lead to even higher premiums and co-pays. Some veterans will be more adversely affected than others — this is the ‛ƨзviƨƨзяgoяq definition of fair — so the answer to the query depends on the financial and medical standings of the individual.

CLICK on this script to watch a debate regarding this issue.

Conservative Naturists arrow A need for honest leadership

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 20, 2012

I’m a burglar and I know which houses to strike and which to avoid. Also, I’ve learned that banks, schools and workplaces with a NO GUNS policy are much easier targets for my business. The liberal mindset says that removing guns from populace will make a safer society. Did it work for Virginia Tech or the Denver movie theatre complex?

Democᴙᴀᴛs want to take personal responsibilities to the lowest common denominator — they advocate federal restrictions with guns, healthcare, prosperity, nutrition, toilets, light-bulbs and a myriad of other issues best left to the states. The intent of the Founding Fathers was to allow thirteen individual mini-countries — states — to set their own course in handling local concerns, then unite them under the umbrella of a federal government for the purpose of defense, a single currency and international representation. This brave experiment gave individuals the right to live LIFE freely, the LIBERTY to establish their domicile in a jurisdiction that suits their needs and the ability to PURSUE HAPPINESS within the bounds of regional social mores.

With fifty different states from which to choose these days, there should be no problem finding a locale: be it a right winged, gun-toting free enterprise province, a middle-of-the-road canton where decisions and consensus are few and far between, or Polyannastan with their government-mandated rose-coloured spectacles. If an all-mighty ǝʌıssǝɹбoɹd federal government bans personal weapons in the United States, is that a good thing? Now replace the words personal weapons with personal nudity; still have the same feelings?

Conservative Naturists arrow A DESPARATE CAMPAIGN

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 19, 2012

The big misnomer regarding the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act is that it will provide better healthcare to more Americans. No! Its promise is to effectively make everybody prescribed to the same level of medical services, unless you are in one of the president’s favoured waiver groups — if you can afford a Cadillac, too bad; the ƨзviƨƨзяgoяq dictate you get a Yugo like everybody else. Yet, as the former speaker of the House smarmily stated, we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it. To the “lady” from a city made famous from it, the FOG is far from lifted.

Former New York Lt Governor Betsy McCaughey (née ~Ross) recently wrote an article for the New York Post regarding ъαмαscare — and with the results of this past election, this IS the law of the land; no more abstract platitudes or hyperbole.

President Obama’s re-election and Democratic gains in the US Senate end any possibility of repealing the Obama health law. It will roll out as written, imposing major changes soon on you and your family. If you are uninsured because you can’t afford it, help may be on the way; but if you are one of the 250 million Americans with coverage, there are big problems ahead. If you get your health insurance through a job, you might lose it as of 1st January, 2014. That’s when the new employer mandate kicks in, requiring employers with fifty or more full-time workers to provide the government-designed health plan or pay a fine.

Either pay to be covered or pay a fine; and the fines in the first three years are much cheaper than the policy, by design. Pay the fine and you’re legal! You’re okay; you’re in compliance. What does that do? It takes more people out of the private insurance market because the private insurance market must cease to exist for ъαмαscare to realize its ultimate dream. So New Year’s Day 2014, the employer mandate will require businesses with fifty or more full-time employees to provide the government-designed health plan or pay a fine.

The government plan adds $1.79 per work hour to the cost of a full-time employee. To compare, employers in retail and fast-food industries currently pay less than half that to cover their workers. When weighing the new cost of health insurance to the government’s mandated penalty — roughly 98¢ per work hour —employers will push workers into part-time status whilst others will opt for the fine so as to avoid the costly mandate; either way, workers risk losing their on-the-job coverage, if not their jobs outright.

Betsy McCaughey also explains that seniors or Baby-Boomers will receive less care than in the past. “Cuts to future Medicare funding [will] pay for more than half the Obama health law.” Already $716 BILLION has been cut from Medicare; the Republicans clearly explained this during the campaign but the demagoguery and besmirching from the Left obscured the truth from the naïve. That money is gone.

Hospitals will have $247 BILLION less to care for same number of seniors than if the law had not passed. Hospitals will spread nurses thinner. California nurses already are striking over the increased workloads. When Medicare cuts led hospitals to reduce nursing care in the past, elderly patients had a lower chance of surviving their stay and death rates from heart attacks rose, this according to a 2011 report by the National Bureau of Economic Research.

Pacific Specific arrow TOWN TAKES CRACK AT NUDE CALENDAR

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 19, 2012

These are folks who love to get their kit off …


Town has crack at nude calendar to lift rodeo’s bottom line

© Jackie Sinnerton, The (Queensland) Sunday Mail of 18th November, 2012

The people of the Queensland country town of Chillagoe have gone buck naked to save their much-loved rodeo. They have just published their fourth fundraising nude calendar in ten years and some of the cheeky locals have gone the Full Monty.

“Our population is only 300 and we have three main events every year in the town which we all look forward to in a big way. There is the country music festival, the wheelbarrow race and the rodeo,” said calendar organiser Donna Burton, who runs the Post Office Hotel and has a starring role in the 2013 Chillagoe Cheekies publication.

“We need AU$7000 to save the rodeo. The run-down amenities must be upgraded,” she said. “There is no way the residents will ditch the rodeo. It is one of the times of the year we all come together.”

“This is a town with the most amazing community spirit. We look after each other and do whatever it takes to keep things running even if that means taking off our clothes.” The calendars are AU$25 each. Previous reveal-all calendars rose AU$28,000 for equipment for the local hospital.

“It's been a decade since the first calendar and we have some of the same people stripping off … “There were a few who were a bit worried about the effects of 10-year sag but we all took it as a bit of fun,” she said. “There is no real embarrassment. We just have a good laugh and a drink and get on with it.” The previous calendars are proudly displayed on the pub wall.

The small town — which is more than a two-hour drive west of Cairns — is well known for its limestone caves. The limestone works manager Ron Little lets it all hang out in the month of January, along with his mates Fred Burdell (a patron of the rodeo) and geologist John Nethery.

“The January guys are singers and call themselves the barber shop quartet, even though there are only three of them. That pretty much sums the humour in our little town,” Ms Burton said.

Conservative Naturists arrow A need for honest leadership

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 16, 2012

On the opening day of the 44th Arizona State Legislature in January 2000, NRA president Charlton Heston encouraged its members to boldly lead and pursue an agenda of freedom. This was the state legislature’s first session in the new millennium and he had one wish for each public servant in attendance: That they have the courage to be unpopular. Mr. Heston issues a challenge for all elected officials and a warning that political correctness is just tyranny with manners. A lesson that applied then and one that certainly applies to-day.

Mahalo CS for posting this great message.

Conservative Naturists arrow THE 50th ANNIVERSARY OF THE PAN HELLENIC DISCIPLINARY COUNCIL STUDENT COURT

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 15, 2012

To-day marks the semi-centennial of that fateful meeting of the Pan-Hellenic Disciplinary Council Student Court at Faber College in which the members of the ΔΤΧ House were brought to charges, including more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here. This, according to testimony, was faithfully submitted as record on 15th November 1962 by Doug C. Neidermeyer, Sergeant at Arms. In commemoration, let’s have some fun at the expense of the smug зviƨƨзяgoяq leftists who pandered to the S.T.U.P.I.D. vote and won the 2012 elections with promises of condoms, birth control, food stamps and the most confiscatory taxes this — or any other — nation will witness.

The issue here is not whether you broke a few rules or took a few liberties with your female party members — you did; but can we hold the whole Democrat Party responsible for the behaviour of a few sick, perverted individuals? For if we don’t, then should we blame the whole political system? … And if the whole political system is guilty, then is this an indictment of our governmental institutions in general? I put it to you, Barry: Was this election an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America!


As “Bluto” would tell us … It wasn’t over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor … and it ain’t over now!

ASA Days arrow THE (BARE) TRUTH IN ADVERTISEMENT

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 14, 2012

Apples and oranges — okay, lemons — and other nude-cessities …

Whether it’s computers or landscaping tools, citrus or telephone facilities, the nudist community needs products and services just like any other neighbourhood — because we ARE just another neighbourhood (only a lot more comfortable)!







Nudist Comedy Youths arrow PUMA URBAN MOBILITY

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 14, 2012

To celebrate the launch of a new venture into the premium accessories category, PUMA and Ryan McGinley teamed up with the Serpentine Gallery to create a short film to set the mood and feeling of the PUMA Urban Mobility collection. It focuses on the celebration of movement and freedom. McGinley directs his subjects, friends and models alike, in a cinema vérité mode thus creating a fantasy world of colour, visuals and music.

The film features a nude couple are riding their PUMA 8-Speed Urban Mobility bicycles and carrying the Urban Mobility edition bags as they lead the viewer on a journey of innocence and freedom. It was shot in the legendary Woodstock, New York, the location of the famous 1969 Woodstock festival. It explores a beautiful world that doesn’t exist, a fantasy; the life Ryan McGinley might wish he was living.

ASA Days arrow THE (BARE) TRUTH IN ADVERTISEMENT

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 12, 2012

Did you hear about the nudist who got popped in the head with a soda bottle? ··· ... ··· ... ··· ... ··· Lucky it was a soft drink!

Time to leave the kerfuffle behind us and get back onto the topic of vintage nude adverts that are light, bubbly and refreshing — with the reminder that a sense of humour will go a long way.






ASA Days arrow THE (BARE) TRUTH IN ADVERTISEMENT

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 10, 2012



Perhaps this is the way a Nespresso advert should look?

GO Note: (@ all group members) Personal attacks will NOT be tolerated in this forum. Let’s keep civility and respect as paramount or revocation of membership will be considered. The ASA Days group is here to celebrate everybody’s recollections and not to highlight personal pettiness. Mahalo for the anticipated understanding.

ASA Days arrow THE (BARE) TRUTH IN ADVERTISEMENT

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 9, 2012

… and where clothing is optional.


That age-old adage applies to the main stream billboards and commercials that bombard the textile world. No sex is implied in those ersatz Coca-Cola, Honda or Volkswagen adverts; the “clothing optional” Nespresso trailer isn’t inherently sexual, albeit the background music and sultry voice may set a tone. no worries; a visit to the ophthalmologist seems unwarranted here.


French fashion model Alexa de Puivert finds clothing to be optional when brewing her favourite Nespresso latte.

Conservative Naturists arrow Personal Freedom

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 6, 2012

I am a lifelong democrat and thought about joining the conservative nudists, just to have some fun. On the other hand don't want to cause problems or have enemies. I just wonder if they will feel as strongly when they see the number of laws passed or proposed on the local level that are anti nude, nudist? Everyone favors something until it affects them. Don't know the poem in full..they came for the (insert group) but I was not a () so I didn't say anything. Then they came for me and no one was left to speak for me. [sic]

The preceding is a post on another NCH group in which the author thought his infiltration into Conservative Naturists would result in unrest — lest driven by malice — along with his attempt to stain one political philosophy with culpability for anti-nude restrictions. Quite a sad declaration.

Perhaps our liberal friend has yet to read about the rules effecting freedom on the American River or at San Onofre in California. Maybe he is naïve about the fight for a nude beach near Key West, Florida. Perchance he overlooked or has not heard of the nudity regulation enacted in Boulder, Colorado. It’s possible he turned away from Washington House Bill 1333 (2005) by State Rep. Al O’Brien [D]. These locals can hardly be classified as bastions of conservatism.

A little research would have revealed that introductions of anti-nudity bills are almost evenly split between Democrat and Republican legislators. The proposals usually target strip clubs or other carnal businesses but, since they contain vague or poorly written language, wholesome nudist activities and organizations get hit with negative secondary effects. The AANR and TNS both have legal councils which continuously comb pending legislation to effectively defend nudists from these unwarranted laws.

Conservative naturists welcome our proud liberal friends as we would any fellow nudist seeking the truth. The left has cultivated amongst its followers a dark misconception that simple disagreement defines their enemies. Open, spirited debate is a cornerstone of the American experience — there is no room for Alinsky-style tactics such as those pondered.

As posted earlier here, we ALL make our contributions to nudism and both viewpoints are necessary for us to be successful. Unlike a forum for Ford owners or stamp collectors, politics is an integral part of the nudist experience. Magistrates and Congress have yet to legislate against philatelists or Focus drivers but our choice to be nude is constantly under the scrutiny.

Als die Nazis die Kommunisten holten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Kommunist.
Als sie die Sozialdemokraten einsperrten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Sozialdemokrat.
Als sie die Gewerkschafter holten, habe ich nicht protestiert; ich war ja kein Gewerkschafter.
Als sie die Juden holten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Jude.
Als sie mich holten, gab es keinen mehr, der protestierte.


When the Nazis came for the Communists, I remained silent; I was not a Communist.
When they locked up the Social Democrats, I remained silent; I was not a Social Democrat.
When they came for the trade unionists, I did not speak out; I was not a trade unionist.
When they came for the Jews, I remained silent; I wasn’t a Jew.
When they came for me, there was no one left to speak out.

—Friedrich Gustav Emil Martin Niemöller (1892–1984)

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow WALKS AND RUNS

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 6, 2012

British animator Felix Sputnik — better known to his mother as Michael Schlingmann — presents a wonderful study of walks and runs which replicate the nude form in motion. The background ditty is The Swimming Song by Loudon Snowden Wainwright III with the three-finger banjo of Earl Scruggs.

Conservative Naturists arrow A DESPARATE CAMPAIGN

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 2, 2012

Republican zombies are plotting to invade your home, rifle your medicine cabinet and confiscate your contraceptive pills! Really, they are!! YAWN. That is according to the same boorish people who every election tell citizens the GOP will force-feed Granny cat food before tipping her off a cliff in her wheelchair.

When the president’s minions began developing its general strategy for duping a majority of the voting public into re-elect him, they knew they needed to drive a lot of disenchanted female voters back onto the Democrat plantation.

Yes, the DONKEY PARTY is up to their old propaganda-scare game: Switch the issue in order to turn voters — in this case, women — against the Republicans. Nobody is trying to take away women’s reproductive rights; no Republican has even brought this subject up!

It became an issue when ъαмαscare dictated that religious institutions — specifically Catholic hospitals, colleges, and service groups — pay for contraception and abortion-inducing drugs that violate their faith; clearly unconstitutional.

They concocted the fictional Republicans’ War on Women knowing full well the government education system has long since dispensed with teaching accurate history (re: the 19th Amendment and the nearly four-decade battle against Democrat-controlled Congresses and the ɘviƨƨɘяgoяq deity President Woodrow Wilson). They also know that the more the electorate is distracted from the failure of this presidency, the better the chances Barry Benghazi will continue to slouch in the Oval Office with his feet atop the Resolute Desk.

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Nov 2, 2012

Enough of the failed zero logo presidency. Our nation’s economic downturn and unemployment have caused suffering for millions of Americans but they have hit the African-American community disproportionately hard. Mitt Romney’s priority as president will be creating jobs, so that all Americans can have an equal opportunity. VOTE ROMNEY AND RYAN ON 6th NOVEMBER, 2012!

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 31, 2012

Reassured by countless slogans and platitudes, Americans were told things would get better. Now, four years later, President zero logobama has admitted he cannot change Washington. We need no more slogans; we need leadership … and WE, THE PEOPLE, can change Washington in just six days.

Absolute Naturists arrow The Fight for Nudist Rights Has Begun! SIGN THIS PETITION TODAY!

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 31, 2012

The erstwhile naked San Francisco mayoral candidate George Davis is interviewed by the equally dressed Gypsy Taub of MYNAKEDTRUTH.TV to discuss the pending Wiener Bill legislation that would ban public nudity throughout San Francisco, except for “police permitted” events. The first committee hearing is at City Hall on Monday morning, 5th November, 2012; public is welcome.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow TROCA TROCA

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 31, 2012

Daniel Toledo is a talented young artist who was born in 1981 in Rio de Janeiro. He continues to live and work in there and is a member of the Opavivará Collective. Toledo studied at the School of Visual Arts of Parque Lage and graduated from the School of Fine Arts, UFRJ, where he is currently a candidate for a Master’s degree. His portfolio includes video, performance, objects, interventions, collective actions and photography. He has participated in numerous exhibitions in Brazil and has work in major private collections both at home and abroad.

The film Troca Troca - Rapidinho (2008) is an interesting study of clothing which is open to interpretation. Is it about unity? Sexual identity? Hygiene? It features the talents of Pedro Buarque, Nadan Guerra, Daniela Kohn, Pedro Lago, Doreen Mehner, Amélia Sampaio, Daniel Toledo and Caroline Valansi; videography by Pedro Victor Brandão with editing provided by Julia Barreto and Carla Dutra.

Conservative Naturists arrow A DESPARATE CAMPAIGN

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 30, 2012

Panic has enveloped the zero logo regime as their surrogates reach new lows in decorum whilst demonstrating their utter contempt for the American people. The means: Send the Powderpuff President to hard-hitting interviewers like David Letterman, the ladies of The View and hip-hop radio DJ Pimp with a Limp. The goal: Avoid any dialogue regarding the economy, four years of failed policies, the deadly scandals like the Arab Spring, Fast and Furious or Benghazi. You have to be a liberal to find moral equivalency to a campaign worthy of the Oval Office. Here are just a few audacious examples from the deflating campaign to re-elect the Civility-in-Chief …


Surely Lena Dunham will vote like her lady parts depend on it as this the leftist stooge delivers the liberals’ VOTE=SEX ideal to young single women and carries the subliminal message that, to the Democrats, a woman is worth less than the sum of her reproductive parts. She is a quintessential young Hollywood liberal: Extraordinarily privileged, rich one-percenter and hatched from some left-wing pod where her guilt is salved by encouraging the government to handle everything — as long as those solutions won’t affect her.


This subliminal misogynistic message of this low brow advert definitely makes Lena Dunham expunge worthy.


Imagine an America where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed and sick people just die and oil fills the sea
We don’t have to pay for freeways! Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars on foreign shores and lots of Chinese stuff
We’re the children of the future, American through and through
But something happened to our country and we’re kind-a blaming you
We haven’t killed all the polar bears but it’s not for lack of trying
The Earth is cracked, Big Bird is sacked and the atmosphere is frying
Congress went home early; they did their best we know
You can’t cut spending with elections pending unless it's welfare dough
We’re the children of the future, American through and through
But something happened to our country and we’re kind-a blaming you
Find a park that is still open and take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place to build a weapon in space but you can write off your au pair
It’s a little awkward to tell you but you left us holding the bag
When we look around the place is all dumbed down and the long term's kind of a drag
We’re the children of the future, American through and through
But something happened to our country and yeah, we’re blaming you
You did your best you failed the test; Mom and Dad we’re blaming you!


The ммм ммм ммм Barack Hussein Obama Kids are all grown up and still being indoctrinated to sing his praises.


What can be said about a presidential campaign advert that has to be labeled NSFW? From moveon.org and Michael Moore comes this gem of senior citizens threatening violence and bodily harm which demonstrates that even nonagenarians are merely pawns in the left’s vulgar efforts to scare Americans …


Is that Barry’s illegal immigrant Aunti Zeituni promising to karung Mitt Romney’s ahlahs?

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 29, 2012

Exactly LACEY~ … and let’s not forget the terroristic murder — oops, drive-by shooting — at the US Army Recruiting Office in Little Rock.

A powerful documentary, Losing Our Sons, tells of two American families whose lives intersected through a shattering act of violence. Melvin Bledsoe, a small business owner in Memphis, watched with pride as his son Carlos went to Tennessee State University in Nashville to better his life; Daris Long, an ex-Marine, felt honored that his son, Andy, chose to follow in his footsteps by joining the military: but when Carlos Leon Bledsoe — a/k/a Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad — murdered Pvt² Wm Andrew Long on 1st June, 2009, both fathers had to face a new kind of American nightmare. As Melvin followed the trail that led Carlos from Nashville to Yemen and then to Little Rock, Daris confronted a leftist government that seems in denial about what happened to his son.

When Little Rock is called a street crime, Ft Hood a workplace incident and Benghazi is blamed on an obscure video, it show to what lengths the ZERzero logo Regime will go to deny admitting that successful terror attacks have occurred on its watch. Once is and anomaly, twice a pattern and thrice confirms suspicions.

Pacific Specific arrow HAIDA GWAII QUAKE / TSUNAMI

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 28, 2012

Hawai‘i is under a TSUNAMI WARNING after a 7.7-magnitude earthquake rocked Queen Charlotte Islands off the west coast of Canada late Saturday night.

The Pacific Tsunami Warning Centre originally said there was no tsunami threat to Hawai‘i but then issued the warning late Saturday. It remains in effect until 19:00 HST Sunday and a small craft advisory is in effect until Sunday morning. Officials are estimating a wave between one to two metres (three to six feet) for certain locations in Hawai‘i.

The centre says the first tsunami wave could hit the islands by about 22:28 HST. In addition, the West Coast and Alaska Tsunami Warning Center says parts of coastal Oregon and northern California have been placed under a tsunami advisory.

A tsunami warning means an area is likely to be hit by a wave, whilst an advisory means an area could be hit.

A small tsunami was barely noticeable in Craig, Alaska, where a ten-centimetre (four-inch) wave was recorded. Dennis Sinnott of the Canadian Institute of Ocean Science said a 69 cM (27 inch) wave was recorded off Langara Island on the northeast tip of Haida Gwaii, the First Nation name for the Queen Charlotte Islands. Another 53 cM (21 inch) wave hit Winter Harbour on the northeast coast of Vancouver Island. “It appears to be settling down,” he said. “It does not mean we won’t get another small wave coming through.”

The temblor shook the waters around British Columbia and was followed by a 5.8 magnitude aftershock several minutes later. Several other aftershocks were reported.

The U.S. Coast Guard in Alaska said it was trying to warn everyone with a boat on the water to prepare for a potential tsunami. Lt. Bernard Auth of the Juneau Command Center said the Coast Guard was working with local authorities to alert people in coastal towns to take precautions.

The quake struck 40 kilometres (25 miles) south of Sandspit, British Columbia, on the Haida Gwaii archipelago. People in coastal areas were advised to move to higher ground.

Urs Thomas, operator of the Golden Spruce hotel in Port Clements said there was no warning before everything began moving inside and outside the hotel. He said it lasted about three minutes. “It was a pretty good shock,” Thomas said. “I looked at my boat outside. It was rocking. Everything was moving. My truck was moving.”

After the initial jolt, Thomas began to check the hotel. “The fixtures and everything were still swinging,” he said. “I had some picture frames coming down.”

Natural Resources Canada said in a statement that a major earthquake was felt across much of north and central British Columbia but that there were no immediate reports of damage. PrayForCanada became a worldwide trending topic on Twitter.

“I was sitting at my desk on my computer and everything just started to move. It was maybe 20 seconds,” said Joan Girbav, manager of Pacific Inn in Prince Rupert, British Columbia. “It’s very scary. I’ve lived here all my life and I've never felt that.”
The quake was felt on the mainland in Prince Rupert, British Columbia, which is across the Hecate Strait from the islands. “Everyone felt it here,” said city recreation director Rudy Kelly, who was setting up an evacuation centre for people from the city’s low-lying areas. He said the work was in anticipation of a tsunami wave.

Prince Rupert resident Grainne Barthe said fire trucks had blocked access to the waterfront when she came out of a restaurant. “Everything was moving. It was crazy,” she said. “I’ve felt earthquakes before but this was the biggest. It was nerve wracking. I thought we should be going under a table.”

Residents rushed out of their homes in Tofino, British Columbia on Vancouver Island when the tsunami sirens sounded but they were allowed to return about two hours after the quake. Yvett Drews, a resident of Tofino, said she and dozens of others had gathered at the local elementary school where they were told by police that they could return home; but while on the way home, Drews said she heard the tsunami sirens go off again. “Well that just freaked me out, hearing the siren and the voice,” she said.

Carsten Ginsburg, a resident on British Columbia's mainland in Bella Coola, said the quake lasted for about 40 seconds. “It shook everything. The electricity went out, the power lines were swinging all over the place and stuff was falling off the shelves.” Ginsburg owns the Float House Inn on the public wharf in Bella Coola and had about six customers celebrating a birthday party.

Canada’s largest earthquake since 1700 was an 8.1 magnitude quake on 22nd August 1949 off the coast of British Columbia, according to the Canadian government's Natural Resources website. It occurred on the Queen Charlotte Fault in what the department called Canada’s equivalent of the San Andreas Fault — the boundary between the Pacific and North American plates that runs underwater along the west coast of the Haida Gwaii.

Saturday’s quake is the strongest in Canada since 1958 when a 7.9 magnitude quake struck along the BC/Alaska border about 300 miles northeast of Saturday’s quake, according to the website.


Hawai‘i County Mayor Billy Kenoi speaks about evacuations and preparations for the anticipated tsunami. 27OCT12

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 27, 2012

On Friday, 8th June 2012, Ѳ inexplicably said, “The private sector is doing fine.” Since the president is completely out of touch, these American workers talked about their experiences to remind him of the realities of the zero logobama economy.

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 25, 2012

Constitutional Republic or Utopian Socialism: individual liberties with the freedom for all to prosper or a tyranical bureaucracy with confiscatory taxes for the purpose of redistribution. In 2008, Barack Hussein zero logoвaмa II spoke in Derry, New Hampshire, and promised big things for voters. Four years later, those promises were utter failures that have added to our debt and made it harder for businesses to engage or expand. Governor Mitt Romney is an experienced businessman who will cut government spending and free the private sector to create jobs.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow NUDISM ON FILM ?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 23, 2012


Bart Simpson’s epic nude skateboard trip through Springfield on his way to Krusty Burger.

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 23, 2012

Washington can’t be changed from the inside and, according to zero logobama, he’s ONLY had four years. Yet for Governor Mitt Romney in Massachusetts, that’s all he needed. He turned the commonwealth around — reducing unemployment and turning the deficit into a rainy day fund. Leaders find a way to get things done.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE BRADY BUNCH ?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 21, 2012



Looks like Alice didn’t stop Marcia on her way to the Bellfields’ pool!

Conservative Naturists arrow WHAT A HUGE RECOVERY LOOK LIKE

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 18, 2012

Michelle Obama recently described this recovery as huge. Maybe she forgot what decade it is. The Reagan recovery in the ’80s was huge; but the one her husband’s policies have given us? Not so much.

A Washington DC hip-hop station host asked Michelle to, “in your words, tell us what you think the state of the union is in right now?”

Her answer: “I mean, we are seeing right now that we are in the midst of a huge recovery. Right? Because of what this president has done.”

We wholeheartedly agree with the First Lady that the current state of the economy is the result of what this president has done; but to call Obama’s recovery — which started just five months after he took office and is now in its 40th month — huge shows just how detached from reality the White House has become.

Obama’s policies have produced a smaller economic recovery than any since World War II. This recovery is so small that only half the jobs lost in the recession have been recouped. It’s so small that there are almost half a million more long-term unemployed today than in June 2009 and millions have dropped out of the labour force altogether.

The Obama recovery is so small that median household incomes have been steadily falling since it started and there are eleven million more people on food stamps and 2.7 million more mired in poverty.

Indeed, had Obama’s recovery merely been average, there would be about eight million more people with jobs to-day and the GDP would be $1.2 trillion bigger.

If you want to see what a really huge recovery looks like, take a look at the one President Reagan oversaw. He entered office in January 1981 amid an economy mired in malaise, with inflation out of control, unemployment high and rising, a decade-long energy crisis and sky-high interest rates; and in July 1981, just one year after the previous downturn ended, the economy fell into another recession that lasted almost as long (sixteen months vs. eighteen months) and sent the unemployment rate higher than the one Obama inherited.

But Reagan’s combination of permanent, across-the-board tax cuts, deregulation and domestic spending restraint helped produce a massive recovery.

Obama, in contrast, has gone in almost precisely the opposite direction — temporary, targeted tax cuts; huge new spending; vast new regulations — and he threatens more of the same, plus a $1 trillion tax hike, if he were to get a second term.

We hope Mrs. Obama will pardon us for saying this but after seeing what this president has done to the economy, we can only hope he doesn’t get the chance to do any more.

Hat tip: Investor’s Business Daily 16OCT2012

Conservative Naturists arrow OIL PRICES ONLY SLIDE UPWARD

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 15, 2012


Secretary of Energy Steven Chu and the Obama Administration want the price of gasoline to go even higher.

Looking at history often teaches a lot. However, people are slow to learn the lessons of history as a quick look at fuel prices shows. The recent sharp rise has to do with the increase in its demand over the last few decades, as well as the energy policies that have been put in place.

In the 1950s, gasoline was cheap — very cheap. That’s because in 1950 the US was energy self-sufficient. There was no need to import oil since the United States used as much as it produced. On average, gasoline was about 6¢ per gallon. Just to compare, a McDonald’s hamburger cost 15¢ and a movie ticket cost 60¢. In other words, a single gallon of gas cost twice as much as a burger but half as much as a film.

Throughout the 1970s, petrol remained under $1 per gallon; yet, already, the world had begun to change. The Vietnam War and the Watergate scandal contributed to rising uncertainty which fueled the late decade’s inflation crisis. By the time Jimmy Carter was in the Oval Office, an energy crisis gripped the country and petrol was hard to find but this had less to do with the average price — which remained under $1 — and more to do with democrat-controlled 95th and 96th Congress’ price fixing schemes. As always happens, when the government tries to circumvent the laws of supply and demand to artificially set a petrol price, the supply evaporates. Simply, no one will continue selling a product after the profit has been removed. It’s too bad the well-respected peanut farmer never studied Economics 101!

The Reagan Revolution changed the economy for the better: Price controls were removed on many items, fuel prices increased — albeit just slightly — and a gallon was still just over one dollar. The difference was that in the 1980s, fuel was available everywhere. There were no long lines and no one had to follow the tanker trucks. There was a big spike in prices when the Iran-Iraq War erupted but gradually the prices returned to normal levels. In fact, all the way until 2005, when adjusted for inflation, fuel prices were relatively constant. Hamburgers and movies, on the other hand, continued to rise. By the close of the decade, it was cheaper to drive a date around town than actually take her for dinner and a movie!

The next two decades saw fluctuating prices as dependency on imported oil grew and world crises gained control on the American market. Then, over the last three years, gasoline prices around the country have more than doubled. This is happening not only in the United States but around the world. People in countries from Israel to China are paying about eight dollars per gallon. Now whilst some predictions have prices falling again, they will never go below where they were in 2005 and beforehand. Gasoline prices even reached over six dollars per gallon in some parts of California in the past few weeks.

The interesting part is that not all of this is due to a lack of global supply. Some of the price spikes are unintended consequences of government taxation and energy policy practices. California’s liberal legislature over the past thirty years has prevented the building of new refineries, barred their vast coastal resources to be tapped and yet mandated a myriad of specially blended fuel requirements. When a fire disrupted production in the state’s only operating depot, the perfect storm resulted in the unprecedented spike. If ever a new, comprehensive energy policy is needed, the time is now.

Absolute Naturists arrow Nudism vs Exhibitionism

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 14, 2012

It’s a paraphrase of Richard Dreyfuss’ line from The Goodbye Girl. Kudos to Dawn’s father for his obscure yet appropriate movie reference. Marsha Mason and Quinn Cummings also star.


The popular tag line is featured in the 1977 theatrical trailer, starting at the 01:04 mark.

Absolute Naturists arrow The Fight for Nudist Rights Has Begun! SIGN THIS PETITION TODAY!

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 10, 2012


The demographics of those parading naked in San Francisco do not represent the cross section of American nudists.

Mahalo to SUNBUNNY for bluntly stating my otherwise urbane points — sometimes a 2×4 is needed with this group! Being nude does not a nudist make; what started as an experiment in exercising the distinct privilege to be unclothed has been taken to the Nth degree by a fringe group of radicals who are even shunned by many in San Francisco’s homosexual community.

The proposed bill has specifically exempted such street circuses like Bare-to-Breakers and the Folsom Street Fair so as to keep with the city’s progressive cloak but rather targets the scandalous actions which started in the Castro District. The fact that the Naturist Action Committee has taken to supporting the Naked Guys has more to do with their political slant than the issue of nudity. The action alert purposefully evades the main reason for Sup. Wiener’s proposal: the gratuitous use of genital devices intended to achieve or maintain a semi-erect penis. For the NAC to embark on this cause under the guise of it being a nudists’ fight is disingenuous and the outcome will most likely be equivalent to their San Onofre fiasco.

We may dream of a Nudist Utopia and surely some in this group foresaw the San Francisco experiment as its fruition. As with any fanciful nirvana, the reality of overactive zealots pushing an agenda will eventually rear its ugly head (and vice versa). Even with the diligent work by genuine nudists, society will continue to equate nudity with sex in the conceivable future and the Naked Guys have done us no favours.

Absolute Naturists arrow The Fight for Nudist Rights Has Begun! SIGN THIS PETITION TODAY!

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 8, 2012

Keep in mind that it is not the simple privilege to be nude in the City by the Bay which has precipitated San Francisco Board of Supervisors’ Scott Wiener [D-8th] to call for the ban but rather what certain members of the community are doing with that licence. Learn about the chief complaint amongst the district constituents prompting Sup. Wiener’s bill and be sure the energy expended is focused in the right direction so that the desired results are achieved.


Tom Mulhall (standing) pays a visit, along with some San Francisco locals, to the Buff Stop.

Conservative Naturists arrow JUST FOR LAUGHS ?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Oct 1, 2012

Democrat National Committee chairman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz [D-FL20] stars in a comedic tragedy of her own making …

… Debbie Downer !

Conservative Naturists arrow NFL’S MICROCOSM OF AMERICA

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 30, 2012

Week IV and the NFL referees are back. WOOT! In an almost universal nod of agreement, the substitute referees were incompetent. Yet how many Seattle Seahawks’ fans were genuinely furious over the botched call? Perhaps a few felt a little guilty but most were jubilant. Surely the Green Bay Packers’ cheeseheads were livid over this; and people who revere the NFL institution are fuming over the integrity of the game (let’s not discuss what happens if the Packers miss the playoffs by one loss). True football fans understand this and they’re worried about it.

The animosity towards the replacement refs was genuine; but weren’t they treated unjustly? Doesn’t the zero logo mandate to give everybody a fair shot? Don’t they lecture us to be tolerant? Doesn’t the left, in general, promote the advancement of the incompetent based on the fact that they are incompetent? Test standards: We don’t need to find the best; that’s unfair. If somebody’s better than somebody else (pay attention wage-earners), he or she needs to be penalized. Outcome-based education: two plus two equals five! If little Joey thinks so, congratulate him for thinking outside the box rather than humiliate and saying he’s wrong.

The left has been messing with standards for decades. They don’t like standards, particularly those of excellence, because not everybody attains it and the left wants equality of outcome. For all the people who are incensed over what’s happening in the NFL regarding the integrity of the game, how are they feeling about the integrity of this presidential election? How about the integrity of the American way of life?

There were two substitute referees at the end zone: 26 and 84. Referee 84 got the call right, signaling, “That’s it; time-out and game over;” in other words, “interception.” Yet 26 overruled the call. The older referee inserted his authority and ruled a touchdown. Just like in the liberal’s utopia, facts are dismissed by perceptions.

One can only imagine if it’s later revealed that 26 is a registered Republican! The young black referee got it right but was overruled by the old white guy. Shudder the thought if 84 was a homosexual Muslim transgender with a Spanish surname … and was overruled by 26!

The first three weeks of the 2012 Season were a microcosm of America; a əʌıssəɹƃoɹd dream. Not the best qualified referees but rather a cross-section of the country. There was every kind of referee: There were long ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones; black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones too … sorry, almost spilled the wine! The way liberals view things, it’s all good. Some that are good at it and some that aren’t; but everybody got a fair shot. “Nobody’s being denied opportunity because of where they came from or what they don’t have,” so sayeth the benevolent messiah.

Absolute Naturists arrow Colina del Sol, Brazil: A Study of a Naturist Living Comunity

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 30, 2012

Carina: A Day in the Life of a Naturist centres on a twenty-something Brazilian who seeks to abandon urban life by moving to Colina Do Sol, a functioning naturist village near Taquara, Rio Grande do Sul — roughly halfway between São Paolo and Montevideo or Buenos Aires. The documentary is by Norwegian film-maker Petter Hegre, famous for his “artsy” nude photography. Not exactly the most ideal choice in cinematographers for a naturist documentary but the video is quite positive and much better an endorsement than many nudist biographies produced by mainstream television channels.

Absolute Naturists arrow Colina del Sol, Brazil: A Study of a Naturist Living Comunity

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 29, 2012


Aqui está vídeo que detalhando a experiência de um jovem que vive no
clube naturista
Colina do Sol no Brasil; em português e legendas em inglês.

Here is a video explaining the experience of a young woman who lives in the
Colina do Sol naturist club from Brazil; in Portuguese and subtitled in English.

Colina do Sol is a naturist village — the largest in the Southern Hemisphere — with around fifty full-time residents. The community actually has almost a hundred cottages with many cabaneiros living in nearby towns and coming for the week-end. Other members, those who live out of state or from foreign countries, just visit on holiday. There are also accommodations available for visitors. Contact them, via eMAIL, at colinadosol@colinadosol.com.br for more information.

Conservative Naturists arrow IF I WERE THE DEVIL

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 29, 2012

Paul Harvey Aurandt (1918–2009), better known as Paul Harvey, was a conservative American radio broadcaster for the ABC Radio Networks. He broadcasted News and Comment on weekday mornings and mid-days, as well as at noon on Saturdays, along with his famous The Rest of the Story segments. The most noticeable features of Harvey’s folksy delivery were his dramatic pauses and quirky intonations as he reviewed the news peppered with his à propos opinions.

Harvey had a knack of delivering to his listening audience a verbal painting of America: Typically celebrating its richness in heritage and exceptionalism; occasionally, he describes a darker image warning of an America in decline. The editorial speech, If I Were the Devil, was originally broadcast on Saturday the 3rd April, 1965, yet it remains as pertinent to-day as it did in the midst of Lyndon Johnson’s Great Society. The need to control the lives of others — manifested in the arrogance of the ɘviƨƨɘяgoяq statists who believe that they can engineer the perfect society by removing our freedoms, our liberties, our choices, our responsibilities and nudging us into their desired direction through power grabs and regulatory codes — can only originate from evil.

If I were the Devil — I mean, if I were the Prince of Darkness — I would, of course, want to engulf the whole Earth in darkness. I would have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population but I would not be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree. So I should set about, however necessary, to take over the United States.

I would begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: “Do as you please. Do as you please.” To the young, I would whisper, “The Bible is a myth.” I would convince them that Man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that what is bad is
good and what is good is square. In the ears of the young marrieds, I would whisper that work is debasing; that cocktail parties are good for you. I would caution them not to be extreme in religion, in patriotism, in moral conduct; and the old, I would teach to pray. I would teach them to say after me: “Our Father, which art in Washington.”

If I were the Devil, I’d educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull an uninteresting. I’d threaten
TV with dirtier movies and vice versa; and then, if I were the Devil, I’d get organized. I’d infiltrate unions and urge more loafing and less work because idle hands usually work for me. I’d peddle narcotics to whom I could; I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction; and I’d tranquilize the rest with pills.

If I were the Devil, I would encourage schools to refine young intellects but neglect to discipline emotions — let those run wild. I would designate an atheist to front for me before the highest courts in the land and I would get preachers to say, “She’s right.” With flattery and promises of power, I could get the courts to rule what I construe as against God and in favour of pornography; and thus, I would evict God from the Courthouse; and then from the school house; and then from the houses of Congress and then — in His own churches — I would substitute psychology for religion and I would deify science because that way Men would become smart enough to create super weapons but not wise enough to control them.

If I were Satan, I’d make the symbol of Easter an egg and the symbol of Christmas a bottle. If I were the Devil, I would take from those who have and I would give to those who wanted, until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious; and then, my police state would force everybody back to work. Then, I could separate families, putting children in uniform, women in coal mines and objectors in slave camps. In other words: if I were Satan, I’d just keep on doing what he’s doing.

—Paul Harvey … Good Day?

ASA Days arrow Moonstone Beach Rhode Island

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 27, 2012

Moonstone Beach was a popular nude shoreline along South Kingston, Rhode Island. Its name was earned from the abundant lunar-looking silicate stones that had been polished by the waves. As development along the western side of Point Judith Pond flourished in the 1970s, the textile use of this once-secluded Atlantic coast increased. The nudists were eventually relegated to a limited section fronting Trustom Pond on land owned by the local Audubon Society chapter which administered it as a wildlife sanctuary.

Nude use of the barrier stand continued until — around 1980 — the Audubon Society could no longer afford to support the property. Word of this spread to the beachgoers; many of the nudists joined the local chapter as their way to spur financial solvency and thus continue the symbiotic relationship between the naturalists and the naturists. Unfortunately, the influx of new members was interpreted as a hostile takeover attempt on the nudists’ part. The state board for the Audubon Society used their authority to transfer the property to the US Fish and Wildlife Service in order to avoid the perceived seizure.

Signs banning nudity almost immediately appeared on Moonstone Beach. The nudists responded by organizing the New England Naturist Association to challenge the veracity of the ban. They successfully argued that no law preventing nude use of federally controlled lands existed and the USF&WS removed the postings.

It was then determined that a closure of some of the beach was necessary to protect recently listed endangered species of wildlife. This time the NENA worked in conjunction with USF&WS officials to assure a co-existence on the beach by both nature and naturists. Both organizations worked to educate beach users about fragile eco-system issues and on beach projects including the purchase and installation of dune grass to help prevent erosion and fencing to protect nesting areas. This continued through 1987.

That was the year the USF&WS ordered all of the nude section closed for the sake of the endangered wildlife. The strand at the end of Moonstone Beach Road, leased by South Kingstown as a town beach, was also abbreviated. The nudists negotiated a move from the front of Trustom Pond to that of Card Pond on the east side of the town beach. This lasted one season.

In 1988, wildlife officials from Washington, DC, determined further wildlife closure was necessary. Faced with no place to go, NENA started looking for land to use as a nude beach. They managed to lease a section of private beachfront — just east of the Card Pond preserve boundary —starting in 1990. This association lasted for two years. The nudist association then was able to purchase ocean frontage on the other side of Trustom Pond near Charlestown. Unfortunately, this neighbourhood was less-friendly to the nudists as local property owners did not want the outside foot traffic on their roadways and an ugly campaign was started to get them removed. Threats of arrest and vandalism of the group’s property were intolerable.

A cat-and-mouse game ensued for the next several years. The USF&WS were frustrated with nude hikers along the ponds’ bird fences; they had Rhode Island’s statute regarding genital exposure broadened. A screen around the NENA property assured that passers-by did not view the nudists, thus preventing police from citing anyone lying or sitting to sunbathe nude; but people had to dress with a G-string or other covering to access the water sans arrest. Land owners bent on removing NENA and the nudists started alleging sexual misconduct complaints; plain-clothes police, armed with video cameras, came to verify but never observed any such behaviour (who looked out of place on a private nude beach: legitimate family nudists or dressed uncover officers with cameras?).

It became obvious that the constant problems and complaints were not going to abate. Then late-1994, the state ruled that NENA needed portable toilets on the beach. This presented the nudist group with a catch-22: Suggesting they walk to the Charlestown Beach facility wasn’t enough; and the Coastal Zone Management Commission as well as the Town of South Kingston would not allow any structures on a barrier beach.

With options and finances depleted, NENA was forced to close its beach. The land was sold and the money was used to settle remaining debts. Memberships were transferred in 1996 to the Pilgrim Naturists of New England in Boston and the New England Naturist Association voluntarily ceased to exist. The beach, located about two miles south of Commodore Perry Highway along Moonstone Beach Road, has suffered from recent erosion with many of the nearby oceanfront homes needing sandbag protection. The nudists — for the most part — are gone and the shore belongs to plovers.

Absolute Naturists arrow A Nudist's Home is a Nudist's Castle...maybe.

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 25, 2012

… spiel?

Absolute Naturists arrow A Nudist's Home is a Nudist's Castle...maybe.

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 24, 2012

It just goes to show you, SUNBUNNY, that with some people it’s …

Conservative Naturists arrow TENETS OF CONSERVATISM

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 23, 2012

Conservatives are routinely called the party of NO by their liberal counterparts in futile tantrums to intimidate right-thinkers into abandoning steadfast principles of logic and reason. A lot of times they have to say, “No” … no to reckless spending; no to confiscatory taxation; no to over-burdensome regulations; no to illogical, liberty-robbing mandates. Someone has to be the adult in the room who knows when the children are out of control; properly scribed, conservatives are the Party of Know!

Yet, in keeping with the antipodal attitude, there are the Ten Cannots — a latter-day pseudepigraphon popularly attributed to Abraham Lincoln, the first GOP president — which serve as a simple foundation for fundamental conservatism. They are:

  1. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
  2. You cannot help small men by tearing down big men.
  3. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
  4. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
  5. You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich.
  6. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income.
  7. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
  8. You cannot establish security on borrowed money.
  9. You cannot build character and courage by taking away men’s initiative and independence.
  10. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.

These tenets, simple in their brilliance, were actually penned more than a half-century after Lincoln’s death by a Presbytarian minister, the Rev. Wm J. H. Boetcker, in 1916. The mistaken credit came to pass when lobbyists in 1946 printed leaflets with authentic Lincoln quotes on one side and the Ten Cannots on the reverse, properly attributed to the good preacher albeit in a small footnote. By the end of the decade, the maxim had become ascribed as Lincoln’s and even became part of the Congressional Records through a reading in the House of Representatives.

With a proper hat-tip to the right reverend, the Ten Cannots are — like any forthright American tradition — solid in their ethics, simple in their values and unwavering in their meanings. As the Election Day 2012 approaches, We, the People must hold the next session of elected officials accountable for they represent us … no matter on which side of the aisle they sit.

Nudist Clubhouse Events arrow NCH IN THE PNW

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 20, 2012

The semi-annual NCH gatherings have proven to be quite successful. Brian has brought his clipboard of activities to Florida four times, thrice in California, as well as clubs in Michigan, Colorado and Oklahoma; even the Nudist Clubhouse Expo 2012 in Las Vegas was a de facto gathering for many NCH members who bought tickets to the nude pool parties. The ones at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort & Spa usually set attendance records and the most recent, at Oaklake Trails Naturist Park, was a wonderful opportunity for Sooners and surrounding state members to join.

A constituency yet to participate is the Pacific Northwest. One resort in particular would be well suited to host a NCH event: The Willamettans. The 40-acre forested club is about thirty minutes from Springfield, Oregon, where the 500+ owner-members make it the largest nudist organization in the region. The modern facility features RV sites, rental cabins, a heated pool and Jacuzzi, extensive hiking trails along with all the usual amenities and accoutrements to keep the most discriminating nudist happy.

For those opting to fly, Southwest Airlines provides daily flights into Portland International Airport, with The Willamettans located less than three hours south along . Also, PDX serves as a hub for Alaska/Horizon and SkyWest airlines as well as providing gates to a number of global and regional air carriers.

If a gathering in the Eugene/Springfield area of west-central Oregon is of interest — or elsewhere in the Pacific Northwest — please let Brian know via eMAIL or by posting your thoughts on this thread.

Nudist Clubhouse Events arrow ME, YOU AND DEPEW …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 19, 2012

Pop Quiz …

Brian is looking unusually serious because he:

  1. is using an Android instead of an iPhone.
  2. needs to monitor the chat room 24/7.
  3. is about to lose one of his mayorships.
  4. must wear clothes when in town.
  5. all of the above.

A wonderful week-end was had by all at the Fall 2012 Gathering held on the beautiful grounds of Oaklake Trails Naturist Park near Depew, Oklahoma. Nearly two dozen NCH members from around the country were graciously welcomed by owners Gary and Brenda, managers Dennis and Diane, as well as several “home team” clubhousers.

The weather was perfect: The 100°+ heat broke on Friday after one of Oklahoma’s famous thunderstorms came sweepin’ down the plain, leaving in its wake comfortable sunny days and cool clear nights. The pool was a popular spot as was the pavilion fronting the Bare Buns Bistro — and kudos to the restaurant staff for augmenting their hours to cater the week-end.

Brian kept an active itinerary with NCH chat room, the traditional group photo and a special clubhouse gathering with gifts and prizes on Saturday. That evening, a sizable group of dressed nudists were welcomed by the staff of the Rock Café, a landmark on the old Route in nearby Stroud; and there was a special filming of Nudes in the News — dedicated to CFI nudescaster Susie Walker — Sunday morning. All along, there were water volleyball, shuffle-board and countless nature trails to explore. The week-end was certainly a success and hopefully it won’t be too long before the NCH will again get their kicks at this wonderful club.

Citroën … Naturally arrow SM

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ANDYbee

Posted: Sep 4, 2012

On an installment of Jay Leno’s Garage, the prolific car collector presents his Citroën SM and discusses its attributes with renowned Citroën mechanic Jerry Hathaway of SM World, Ltd.

Mr. Hathaway became a Citroën dealer by default. He was the suspension technician in the service department of a Los Angeles Buick dealership when the dealer added Citroën to the inventory. It took only one look at the SM’s reversed V-6 engine and transaxle assembly for most of the dealer’s flat-rate mechanics to know they didn’t want to have anything to do with the car. Not so with Jerry. He was already well past the point of being challenged or excited by front-end alignments and control-arm bushings: He wanted to learn something new and the Citroën was it. Jerry’s obsession lead to opening his own shop in Valencia, California.


Jerry and Sylvia Hathaway with their custom SM truck which pulls the world’s fastest SM.

Conservative Naturists arrow IT’S CALLED A “STUPID HUMAN TRICK”

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 30, 2012

[sic] I am a lifelong democrat and thought about joining the conservative nudists, just to have some fun. On the other hand don't want to cause problems or have enemies. I just wonder if they will feel as strongly when they see the number of laws passed or proposed on the local level that are anti nude, nudist? Everyone favors something until it affects them. Don't know the poem in full..they came for the (insert group) but I was not a () so I didn't say anything. Then they came for me and no one was left to speak for me.

The preceding is a post on another NCH group in which the author thought his infiltration into Conservative Naturists would result in unrest — lest driven by malice — along with his attempt to stain one political philosophy with culpability for anti-nude restrictions. Quite a sad declaration.

Perhaps our liberal friend has yet to read about the rules effecting freedom on the American River or at San Onofre in California. Maybe he is naïve about the fight for a nude beach near Key West, Florida. Perchance he overlooked or has not heard of the nudity regulation enacted in Boulder, Colorado. It’s possible he turned away from Washington House Bill 1333 (2005) by State Rep. Al O’Brien [D]. These locals can hardly be classified as bastions of conservatism.

A little research would have revealed that introductions of anti-nudity bills are almost evenly split between Democrat and Republican legislators. The proposals usually target strip clubs or other carnal businesses but, since they contain vague or poorly written language, wholesome nudist activities and organizations get hit with negative secondary effects. The AANR and TNS both have legal councils which continuously comb pending legislation to affectively defend nudists from these unwarranted laws.

Conservative naturists would welcome our proud liberal friend as we would any fellow nudist seeking the truth. The left has cultivated amongst its followers a dark misconception that simple disagreement defines their enemies. Open, spirited debate is a cornerstone of the American experience. There is no room for Alinsky-style tactics such as was pondered.

As posted in November 2010, Conservative or liberal, we ALL make our contributions to nudism and both viewpoints are necessary for us to be successful. If our community was polarized liberally, it would draw the nakedists and those far too [progressive] to be able to distinguish acceptable levels of decorum; too conservative and younger people will be turned away by the conformity, further aging the demographics. We need input from those who keep the nudist movement in line and focused, and those who bring new ideas and directions.

Our choice to be nude is constantly under the scrutiny of outsiders, from the left and right; our ability to shed our clothes without shedding our principles makes us nudists. If not, we are just naked apes.

Als die Nazis die Kommunisten holten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Kommunist.
Als sie die Sozialdemokraten einsperrten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Sozialdemokrat.
Als sie die Gewerkschafter holten, habe ich nicht protestiert; ich war ja kein Gewerkschafter.
Als sie die Juden holten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Jude.
Als sie mich holten, gab es keinen mehr, der protestierte.


When the Nazis came for the Communists, I remained silent; I was not a Communist.
When they locked up the Social Democrats, I remained silent; I was not a Social Democrat.
When they came for the trade unionists, I did not speak out; I was not a trade unionist.
When they came for the Jews, I remained silent; I wasn’t a Jew.
When they came for me, there was no one left to speak out.

—Friedrich Gustav Emil Martin Niemöller (1892–1984)

ASA Days arrow JUNE LOEBER

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 27, 2012

With appreciation for the diligent search, we should respect the privacy of our pioneers and icons. Our mission is to remember them as they allowed back in the day. If noteworthy stories from their post-ASA history are known, they are also welcomed. Nevertheless, current statistics such as specific addresses, contacts or the like ought to be withheld to curtail any undo negativity. Even if it is in the public domain, posting their information might be a violation of the law and could get BRIAN in a spot of bother. Mahalo for the consideration.

Absolute Naturists arrow Nudism...one size fits all?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 27, 2012

We need to be careful in the way nudism is defined. Though it is recognized that some nudists also participate in less than wholesome social interactions whilst naked, those events should not be included as part of a discussion on nudism. Even mundane words like LIFESTYLE have been hijacked to promote carnal happenings. Perception is reality and to introduce “public sex” as a type of nudist activity serves only to advance the agenda of our opponents. It would be tantamount to declaring all non-pork-eating people are of the same religion.

Absolute Naturists arrow Nudism...one size fits all?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 27, 2012

Once adjectives are attached to the word NUDIST (or to any other assemblage), one group of an already small populace becomes segregated from the rest. There is a natural human tendency to gather with like kind — and nudism may be the only common thread for some — but taken to the extreme, the results will be beneficial to none. A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Absolute Naturists arrow Topless Equalty

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 26, 2012

These ladies may have the right spirit but a wrong sense of direction …

… TO-DAY IS GO TOP-FREE DAY!!

Conservative Naturists arrow JUST FOR LAUGHS ?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 24, 2012

Duplicity and hypocrisy are DemocЯAT norms. Using the logic of the Left, a vote for someone on the content of their character and not on the colour of their skin — à la the dream of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. — would earn the epithet of racism.

Conservative Naturists arrow Todd Akin

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 23, 2012

Question: Which is more repugnant, a dumb comment stated once by a senatorial nominee or a political party that regurgitates and envelops every one of their 2012 campaigns in that legitimate rape quote?


An abhorrent radio advert retches the familiar line and perpetuates the jackass party’s reflective fabrications.

Seriously? Fauxcahontas is standing to try to unseat Sen. Scott Brown [R-MA] yet this desperate candidate needs to reach for another campaign 1400 miles away to look for mud? … And she is not alone. From municipalities down to Chicago-based David Axelrod’s vitriol-filled management of the presidential re-election bid, the party of the jackass has lost what little respect they had left after the last five election cycles. Turn on any cable news or comedy channel and see one or more of the odious zero logo blabbermouth segregates evoking legitimate rape as they are barfing the new slogan from the DemoCRAPS’ daily talking points. Pull their string and hear the phrase … pull their string and hear it again.

A third party would present its own concerns. As for the election, another conservative candidate could effectively split the vote and give Claire McCaskill the victory. If the tertiary should win, (s)he does reduce the number of Democrat senators by one (good) but it does not add to the Republican count (null). Like Sen. Joseph Isadore Lieberman [I-MA], an independent senator from Missouri can choose to caucus with the GOP but, sans party affiliation, his/her effectiveness is limited. This is how a two-party system works.

AANR Updates arrow The skinny dipping Congressman and the AANR

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 22, 2012

Why is the agenda-driven alphabet soup media making such hay over a congressman skinny-dipping in Israel? Check his party affiliation and you will have your answer. The press’ assignment is simple: Amplify any and all stories — or fabricate a few — that will distract the public’s attention away from the weak economy, joblessness rate, deficit-spending and failed policies.

Whilst the political pundits are enjoying their giggle-fest over a naked member of Congress, they are perpetuating the myth that nudity equals sex and demonstrating their lack of tolerance for someone’s personal freedom. Kudos to Tom Mulhall, AANR Director of Public Relations, for coming to the defense; but the sadder story is that Rep. Kevin Wayne Yoder [R-KS³] felt obligated to apologize for an activity in which surveys have revealed that 25% of his fellow citizens partake.


A few former White House residences who enjoyed scandal-free nude swims on this side of the Pond.

Conservative Naturists arrow Todd Akin

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 22, 2012

Firstly, let’s establish that the comment made on the Jaco Report by US Rep. Wm Todd Akin [R-MO²] regarding legitimate rape was reprehensible, ill-advised and smacks of misogyny. That said, we should now turn towards the big picture: electing Willard Mitt Romney president, strengthening the GOP majority in the House of Representatives and returning the Senate to Republican control.

Akin’s remarks were stupid and unfortunate but he has decided to stay in the race to unseat Sen. Claire McCaskill [D-MO]. Though many in the Republican establishment originally supported Akin over other well-qualified primary candidates yet now call for him to step aside, conservatives must focus on beating the ass-backwards зviƨƨзяgoяq juggernaut that is bent on destroying this country. We may not necessarily agree that his decision to continue his campaign was the best but it is immeasurably more important to defeat McCaskill than to NOT support Akin.

The future of the United States of America is at stake. We need to restore the American Dream and not let it be replaced with the Dreams of My [Absent Communist Hate-filled Drunken Atheist] Father. We must retire the gaffe-o-matic vice-president who spews vile racial affronts as jocularities. We have to send to the back benches the doddering senate majority leader that cares more for his pomegranate trees than passing a congressional budget or bringing substantive GOP bills to the floor; and we must stop liberal rubber-stamps like Claire McCaskill along with the rest of her ilk who want to continue the downward spiral of the country by supporting OBAMAsCARE, the $timuME$$, et al.

There will be resentment that Congressman Akin didn’t resign and step down from the race but that’s over now and we must support him if we are serious about wanting to take the Senate. There is an imperial presidency which is usurping the Constitution at every opportunity; a complicit Senate and a weak House which facilitate his imperious actions; and a Judiciary that enables the dismantling of the separation of powers. Given McCaskill’s own scandals that the DemocЯAT-controlled media all but ignores and low popularity amongst her constituents going into this contest, along with the resulting drop of support for Todd Akin, a third-party candidacy may have a chance; the next couple weeks will tell.

ASA Days arrow OAKLEAF RANCH

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Posted: Aug 21, 2012

Point taken. The availability of historical information and imagery for many of the long-past ASA clubs, parks and resorts is limited. Heart and soul are employed to assure accuracy is achieved; sometimes poetic license is sparingly used to knit the facts together. As additional material is uncovered, stories are updated. Accompanying photographs, too, are chosen to reflect the spirit of the times. Certainly, those .PICs identified as being of a certain person or locale are mated with the corresponding thread; others are added for artistic purposes. Such is the case with the pictures of Linda Shockley, a member of Oakleaf Ranch — they were included here even though the set was taken on a JWSA camping retreat. Since the club was the hub of the nudist-teen movement, other such imagery was embedded with knowledge that they were shot elsewhere. With appreciation, positive input as well as constructive criticism is always welcomed.

Absolute Naturists arrow My experience with a misconception

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 19, 2012

The world’s best café is in your home. A café where sixteen varieties of the world’s finest coffee match your every mood. A café where the perfect espresso, lattè, cappuccino is made by you. A café where one taste begins an endless passion to stay at home …

… and where clothing is optional.


To watch the Geico® advert Martin Visits Sunset Beach, click here →

ASA Days arrow JARDÍN DEL SOL

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 16, 2012

On another post, KAREN writes of her experience, as a fourteen-year-old, seeing an elderly couple at a nude beach enjoying the sun and each other’s company; there cannot be a more idyllic definition of nudity. The socializing, recreation, skinny-dipping, photography, activism or any other tag attached to the word NUDISM is just frosting on the cake.

The American Association for Nude Recreationnée the American Sunbathing Association — encourages everybody to partake in the plethora of wholesome activities available at the various shores, parks, clubs and resorts … or simply be nude! Though it may be too late to celebrate the sun at Jardín del Sol, it’s never too late to create great memories of your own.

Pacific Specific arrow AU NATURAL w/ THE NAKED GUYS

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 15, 2012

San Francisco writer Katie Conry takes a quick stroll from her home in the Mission District over to the eclectic Castro neighbourhood and pens her discovery experiences when she goes au natural with the Naked Guys

While walking through the Castro, I spy two naked men outside of Peet’s on Market Street. I stop and ask if I can take their photo. “Sure,” they reply before inviting me to join them.

The two are part of a group known as the Naked Guys, a dozen or so urban nudists who primarily hang out in the Castro. These brave few epitomize the city’s acceptance and advocacy of personal expression and uphold the reputation of San Francisco as a city that challenges taboos. Like all good San Franciscans, the Naked Guys have found a way to push boundaries and challenge the status quo.

Spontaneously, I strip down right then-and-there and enter into the collective of the Naked Guys. It felt like I was consummating my relationship with San Francisco.

Standing naked on the sidewalk at Market and 16th streets with my new friends, Bare and Lloyd, I tell them my personal history with nudism. At UC Berkeley, I lived in a student co-op called Cloyne Court, where naked hall racing and rewards for nude housecleaning were common. This openness about nudity fostered the kind of community we wanted — comfortable, uninhibited, and a bit freaky and weird.

While we chat, a nudist with long hair and a staff approaches and greets me warmly. He introduces himself as Wil and gives me a business card featuring a photo of him posing with his staff and an enormous erection. His profession: art model.

When the initial rush of being naked in public subsides, it’s amazing how normal it can feel. After a pleasant hour of hanging out with Bare, Lloyd, and Wil, I completely forget I’m naked. That is, until someone yells, “Looking good, guys!”


Tom Mulhall (standing) pays a visit with some San Francisco locals to the Buff Stop.

At the end of our hangout, I agree to meet them again the following Saturday at the Buff Stop, the bustling corner of Castro and Market, the Mecca of the Naked Guys.

It’s unseasonably warm the following Saturday, an ideal day for a naked adventure. I arrive at the Buff Stop, still fully clothed, where I meet Mick and George. Mick is wearing cutoff “shorts” (effectively just a denim belt). George is a major advocate for nudists’ rights who recently ran for mayor, campaigning naked the whole time. For some reason I feel a bit more hesitant to strip down than I did last time but, once I’ve taken my clothes off, it feels completely natural.

Everyone I meet at the Buff Stop seems glad I’m there. A queen in very theatrical drag comes up to me and says, “Girl, I really like seeing you out here.” A nudist named Woody introduces himself and remarks that people often approach him and thank him for helping to keep the Castro the Castro. “There’s a little old lady I see in the neighbourhood who always tells me, ‘You brighten my day every time I see you! I love how you push the envelope.’”

The majority of the comments the Naked Guys receive are positive. Occasionally someone reacts negatively; the most common complaint is that public nudity hurts kids. Won’t someone please think of the children? In my experience, kids are generally unfazed by nudity unless their parents tell them there’s something wrong with it.

A man approaches us and asks to take our photo. “It’s a tourist thing,” he says. I ask where he’s from, and he replies, “Berlin, where they invented social nudity.” It’s fair to say that the Naked Guys have become a tourist attraction in their own right. Bare tells me a story about last year’s World Naked Bike Ride. When the roughly 150 unclothed cyclists finished the ride at the Palace of Fine Arts, streams of tourists suddenly poured out of buses to take pictures. Many posed for photos with the nudists, with the swans on the lake as the backdrop. All of these photos and experiences returned home with the visitors and were shared online — helping spread the gospel of the Naked Guys.

Breaking rules like this is a very useful tool in disempowering those in control who are trying to restrict us.” —Rusty Mills, founding member of the Naked Guys

At the Buff Stop, I also meet Rusty, the OG Naked Guy, who tells me his story. All his life he desperately desired to get naked but it wasn’t until he was a grad student studying biophysics at Stanford in the early ’90s that he took action. He started by slipping out under the cover of night and wandering around campus in the buff. When he moved to San Francisco in the mid-’90s, he began walking nude at night; occasionally others would join him.

The California Supreme Court ruled in 1972 that nudity isn’t inherently lewd or sexual and doesn’t in and of itself qualify as indecent exposure. Individual counties can pass legislation banning nudity but no such law exists in San Francisco.

Emboldened by this discovery, Rusty and the fledgling Naked Guys started doing daytime walks. At first it was a cat-and-mouse game; they would often duck into the bushes when they saw cops approaching. They received many citations — and were sometimes handcuffed and detained — but judges would always throw out the charges because there were no grounds for prosecution. It took years but slowly attitudes changed and knowledge spread that it wasn’t illegal to be naked in San Francisco. These days, it’s not very shocking in San Francisco to see public nudity, especially at events like Bay-to-Breakers and the Folsom Street Fair.

Official legal acceptance of public nudity came from an unlikely source. Last year, Supervisor Scott Wiener — whose district includes the Castro — passed legislation making it illegal to sit naked in a public space without putting down a towel or some kind of barrier. It also became illegal to go into a restaurant without covering up. The Naked Guys were against the legislation because they deemed it unnecessary; it’s already required by NG etiquette to put down a barrier and whether patrons had to wear clothing in a restaurant was left to the discretion of the establishment’s staff; but although the Naked Guys initially fought these new laws, the effect of the legislation was the opposite of its intention. Previously, the city didn’t have any law forbidding being naked in public but now it has legislation that implicitly allows it with just two restrictions. Furthermore, the second part of the law was written very vaguely. Bare says, “I can put on the tiniest cape and say I’m wearing clothing. It’s up to the individual restaurant whether or not that’s okay, just like it was before.”

We decide to walk to Peet’s. I notice there’s a guy following us down the street. He’s staring at me and, when I look back, he throws both fists in the air and exclaims, “I LOVE FRISCO!”

Not long afterward, a woman comes up to me and excitedly says, “Yes! I have been waiting so long for you!” Mick replies, “We’ve all been waiting for Katie.” Excellent! I am a naked messiah. Throughout the day there are countless smiles, waves and thumbs-up in my direction. A woman shouts at me from across the street, “You have the biggest balls in the group!”


SaraKay is one of the few Naked Girls who routinely exercises her freedom to walk nude in the city.

I ask the Naked Guys if there are Naked Girls. Women occasionally participate, they tell me, but it’s rare. When I ask why, Woody says, “Patriarchy has severely sexualized women. I think it forces women to be really careful about what they do and how they look, even in the 21st Century.”

Being naked in public breaks social expectation and that’s part of what makes it so thrilling. There are many social conventions that should be questioned and challenged. Rusty says, “Breaking rules like this is a very useful tool in disempowering those in control who are trying to restrict us.”

Woody tells me that a cop recently yelled at him, “This isn’t just a gay neighbourhood anymore!” To which he replied, “This isn’t just a gay thing! Straight people are nudists, too.” Wait, what?! I had wrongly assumed that the Naked Guys are gay. I’m surprised to learn that half of them identify as straight.

At the end of the day, I reluctantly put my clothes on, bid the Naked Guys farewell and begin walking home. Wearing clothes doesn’t feel very different from not wearing clothes; it just seems like a less interesting way of walking down the street.

Different people join the Naked Guys for different reasons. I like being naked because I like to test my own boundaries and the boundaries of those around me. I like to shock people and get a thrill out of breaking taboos; and the sun feels so nice on my skin.

Take off your clothes and join us! Just remember to put down a towel or some kind of barrier before you sit in a public space. Never, NEVER ask nudists if they feel cold, unless you’re okay with being the most unoriginal person on the planet; and always ask a nudist before you take a photo.

Conservative Naturists arrow ROMNEY-RYAN 2012

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 14, 2012

After nearly four years of a weak economy, soaring deficits and misplaced priorities, the GOP is dedicated to bringing America back. “Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan will bring the kind of leadership and economic reform that this country desperately needs,” says RNC Chairman Reince Priebus.

“They have the knowledge, expertise and vision we need to get America working again and get our fiscal house in order. Both have proven records of solving tough problems and getting the job done,” Priebus continues; “America’s Comeback Team stands in stark contrast to four years of failed economic policies and misplaced priorities of President Obama and Vice President Biden. Governor Romney and Congressman Ryan is what America needs in these troubled economic times to get our country back on track.”

Nudist Clubhouse Events arrow Head count (no pun intended:)

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 12, 2012

Doubtful …
Conservative Naturists arrow ROMNEY-RYAN 2012

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 12, 2012

Now that US Rep. Paul Davis Ryan [R-WI] has been announced as the vice-presidential running mate with presumptive Republican nominee – former Governor Willard Mitt Romney [R-MA] – the next three months will be an exciting time for the American electorate. The various media outlets will be filled with facts and conjecture regarding both parties’ candidates: the Democrats will flood the airwaves with every diversion imaginable to sway attention away from the present administration’s weak economy, high unemployment and class warfare; whilst the GOP will focus on those very points as well as outline their plan for a bright future for all citizens.

What are our hopes for change? Will we, the people of the United States of America, return to the dreams of our forefathers? Can we show them our audacity of hope? Let’s be positive in our comments as we move forward towards keeping that zero logo promise of making this administration a one-term proposition. We CAN make it … there IS a light at the end of the tunnel!

Nudist Clubhouse Events arrow Head count (no pun intended:)

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 11, 2012

Book flights
Rent car
Reserve room
Pack towels


We’re ¾ there … we hope Brian, Emily et al will come along with the rest of our NCH ‘ohana.
Nudist Comedy Youths arrow YOUNG NATURISTS AMERICA

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 10, 2012

Join the YNA on Saturday, 17th August 2012, for the Young Naturist Naked Week-end! Based out of the NY/NJ/PA area, the organization is growing rapidly and welcomes everyone to join them in trying nude recreation, regardless of race, colour, sexual orientation, tattoos or piercings.

The nudist movement used to be about acceptance, so they say, Back to the basics! The goal of their young naturist organization is to promote nude recreation and to educate people about nudism. They explore nudist resorts and clothing optional places as well as organize nude events and naked parties for fellow naturists from all over the world! Such gatherings include their signature Nude Night Out and Nude Year’s Eve party in Manhattan — there is always a naked party or nude-friendly event taking place either hosted or co-hosted by the YNA organization!

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 10, 2012

Just as the zero logo regime hits new lows with their contemptuous flow of libellous main-stream-media fodder like the unsubstantiated accusations from the Senate floor by Dingy Harry Reid [D-NV], the Chicago-based slime merchants dig themselves deeper with the scandalous exploitation of a woman’s heartbreaking death with fabrications and outright lies — uttered by her own widower, who has been identified as a long-time DemocЯAT operative.

It is understandable that this thread preaches to the choir but it has to be asked of anyone who — after witnessing the three-and-a-half years of failed policies, unfettered deficit spending and unprecedented string of broken promises which will burden citizens yet to be born — willfully supports Barrack Hussein Obama II for re-election … WHY?

Absolute Naturists arrow Male Crotch Shot Profile Pictures on NCH

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 4, 2012

Oh H-E-DOUBLE-TOOTHPICKS ... all this time I thought that word was a contraction of fried chicken!


Fricken

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 4, 2012

Forty-one months of over 8% unemployment; twenty-three million citizens unemployed; more than two hundred days since he met with his Jobs Council; and a 41% increase of welfare …

Hope and Change → Hoax and Chains → Hope for a real change!

Absolute Naturists arrow Male Crotch Shot Profile Pictures on NCH

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ANDYbee

Posted: Aug 2, 2012

@TEXASNNEWD … and mahalo!

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow MARTIN VISITS SUNSET BEACH

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 21, 2012

Oy, Crabcakes! Watch the latest adventure for GEICO’s spokes-gecko, which takes him this time to a clothing-optional beach for some fun in the sun. The popular series of adverts is produced by The Martin Agency based in Richmond, Virginia. Oy!

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow VISIT TO MOUNTAIN AIR RANCH

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 20, 2012

Newscasters on Denver’s KCNC discuss a new billboard in the metropolitan Denver area which advertises Mountain Air Ranch, a nudist resort that is geared toward families. Those who are members — there are more than 450 registered at MAR — said it’s a quiet campground and a family-friendly resort where they can relax by the pool or go on a nature hike. It is located in the Jefferson County foothills near Deer Creek Canyon on Mica Mine Gulch Road.

“It’s comfort,” said Chuck Jensen. “I just like it myself. It just feels good.”

“I certainly like the feeling of the sun and the breeze on my body,” said another nudist.

Mountain Air Ranch is one of the Denver’s best kept secrets. “This is a lifestyle that many people find relaxing,” said MAR manager Jim Colegrove. “Until you’ve tried spending a day swimming, lying by the sun and so forth without clothes you don’t realize how comfortable and relaxing that is.”

The free-spirited group said they have nothing to hide. “Nudity and sex aren’t necessarily always joined,” said Carla Gurovich. “This is probably the least sexual place I’ve ever been. “We’re really a family nudist resort. It’s all about the family, wholesomeness and being out in the open air.”

Vicki Blum is a nudist and cancer survivor who said she doesn’t feel judged by her body at the resort. Blum lost part of her breast to the disease. “I am here now more than I ever have been because of the fact that as you notice I have these scars here,” said Blum. She and her fiancé plan to get married at the resort because they consider the members as family.

The Mountain Air Resort has been in the same location for nearly 70 years but posted the billboard advertisement in the past few months. The resort caters to families with children of all ages and offers free tours and first time stays.

Conservative Naturists arrow ODE TO THE WELFARE STATE

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 20, 2012

“Father, must I go to work?”

“No, my lucky son;

“We’re living now on ‘Easy Street’

“On dough from Washington.

“We’ve left it up to Uncle Sam,

“So don’t get exercised.

“Nobody has to give a damn,

“We’ve all been subsidized.”

“… But if Sam treats us all so well

“And feeds us milk and honey,

“Please, Daddy, tell me what the Hell

“He’s going to use for money?”

“Don’t worry, Bub, there’s not a hitch

“In this here noble plan;

“He simply soaks the filthy rich

“And helps the common man.”

“… But Father, won’t there come a time

“When they run out of cash;

“And we have left them not a dime

“When things will go to smash?”

“My faith in you is shrinking, Son,

“You nosy little brat;

“You do too damned much thinking, Son,

“To be a Democrat.”

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 20, 2012

The amazing thing isn’t that zero logo broke so many promises; that was expected. It’s that nearly 50% of the electorate may vote for him again — despite all the lies, ignorant decisions, buck-passing, ineptness and anti-capitalist schemes that he pushes. Four years of this guy and his congressional ilk has been disastrous; imagine four more.

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 19, 2012

ѲBLAIMa has passed the buck to others — mainly to George W. Bush — for complications that characterize his presidency, suggesting time and again that his own policies, managerial naïveté and lack of private sector experiences are not culpable for his difficulties; he is simply doing the best that can be done with the cards he was dealt. Uh-oh … looks like zero logo needs to be changed.

Absolute Naturists arrow KEEP CALM — IT’S ONLY A …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 18, 2012

The best way to answer SUNBUNNY is, “Yes and no!” We naturally want to attract a partner so body image, but not necessarily envy, is in play. Whilst the nude woman has been objectified ad nauseam throughout the millennia, the nude male has devolved to being almost exclusively played as the butt of a joke, i.e. that TSA story. If people are sheltered from normal, healthy nudity, they are dependent upon skewed images of the human anatomy. Every man wants to be an Adōnis; yet, since the nude male — vis-à-vis his penis — is the last taboo of human nudity, the textile world receives distorted messages of how he should appear. Advantage: nudism!


Many of us have David’s chiselled features …

Nudist Clubhouse Events arrow ME, YOU AND DEPEW …

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Posted: Jul 18, 2012

The traditional way to explore is from East to West, paying homage to the countless Dust Bowl travelers who migrated to hopefully greener pastures. Businesses and entrepreneurs along the nearly 375 miles of the Mother Road within Oklahoma were successful due to the growing popularity of the highway. That prosperity plummeted with the growing threat of being bypassed by the new Interstate Highway System.

The Will Rogers and Turner turnpikes were built parallel to the route and remained on the old road as a free alternate to the tollway. Those still-independent sections — multiplexed with starting at the OK/KS state line near Quapaw and running to in southeastern El Reno — became via surface streets, except through Tulsa and Oklahoma City where it has been rerouted onto the freeways. The portions west of Oklahoma City that had not been rerouted onto became business loops through Sayre, Elk City, Clinton, and El Reno.

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 18, 2012

In 2008, Candidate ☭BAMA promised Hope and Change. Four years later, America knows it was all an act; and since he has no record on which to run, zero logo resorts to using the same negative scare tactics he once claimed to be against.

Absolute Naturists arrow KEEP CALM — IT’S ONLY A …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 17, 2012

We are nudists. We have all seen penes. Yet for the vast majority of textilists, the male genitalia remains an object of horror, humour, mystery and ridicule. Read any ’blog regarding nudism and there will always be a thread or two (hundred) addressing queries about erections or size. Why? Obviously these enquiries come from people either new or naïve to social nudity.

Society to-day offers little exposure to the nude male anatomy. With exception to changing a soiled nappy on a baby boy, most non-nudists rarely see a penis other than their own or that of their husband/boyfriend. Gone are the days of nude swims at the YMCA; many public school districts have eliminated communal showers “to protect the children;” and Hollywood shuns the full monty lest it is played for giggles. The mere mention of a penis invokes juvenile snickers from the audience; that is if it got passed the censors.

Speaking frankly, our textile-covered cousins generally see a penis only in some form of pornography — and we know in what state it is. Even many faux-“nudist” web galleries include photographs of men who are seemingly fluffed for the camera. It’s no wonder guys worry about their perceived shortcomings. The lack of exposure to a normal, flaccid male member has led many men to experience an array of emotions ranging from a lack of self-esteem to an inferiority complex. Their nether regions just never measure to the artificial standards set in their minds.

These are on the same line as female body image anxieties, just not openly discussed. To quote the renowned intellect on the human condition Elaine Benes of Seinfeld, “Well, the female body is a … a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It’s for getting around, like a Jeep.” A pair of breasts is a pair of breasts: some big, some small and some seem big until the tissue has been dispensed. Same for a penis (and the rolled sox); the difference, save the obvious, is that clothing normally offer no visual cue to a gentleman’s virility.

Major paradigm shifts need to occur before nudity receives general acceptance — especially male nudity. The debate will continue as to the effectiveness of such displays as World Naked Bike Rides have on public approval but one point remains constant: Nudist gentlemen must “bare” the responsibility to always conduct themselves in a respectful, civil behaviour. Displays of bravado are tantamount to the stereotype we must combat in order to achieve recognition.

“Well, the female body is a … a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It’s for getting around, like a Jeep.”

Nudist Clubhouse Events arrow ME, YOU AND DEPEW …

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 17, 2012

The visit to Oaklake Trails Naturist Park will be our first to this part of Oklahoma, so we have been doing a little research into the area. Its backbone is Route — known also as the Will Rogers Highway, Main Street of America or simply the Mother Road. As aficionados for pre-Interstate highways, we look forward to the adventure of stopping at some of the following historical landmarks as well as seeing all of our NCH friends.

OLLIE’S STATION is the last of a string of old restaurants, motels and curio shops which used to dot this stretch of . Now surrounded by Interstate access ramps, the restaurant still serves classic diner food. Aside from the menu, OLLIE’S STATION draws customers wanting to see its model trains that travel around the dining area on tracks suspended from the ceiling. at West 41st Street (west side of ), Tulsa
The ROCK CAFÉ opened in May 1939 and has been a favoured landmark on old ever since then. Dawn Welch bought the café in 1993 as a one year investment to fund her move to Costa Rica; she’s still there! A disastrous fire destroyed the interior in 2008 but she rebuilt with the help of the community in time to reopen for its seventieth anniversary. Dawn is also the inspiration for “Sally Carrera” of the movie Cars and her family typify the good people who live in Oklahoma. between North 1st and 2nd streets, Stroud
A true jewel of , the SKYLINER MOTEL sports one of the most iconic neon signs anywhere along the old highway. Room 3 features a top-of-the-line bed originally bought for an elderly family member of the owner who didn’t like it because it was too tall! An alternative to a chain motel, the Skyliner may be also a convenient substitute accommodation if rentals at Oaklake Trails are fully committed. at North 8th Avenue, Stroud
The CHANDLER ARMORY is an example of Works Progress Administration architecture of the Great Depression. Built in two sections between 1935 and 1937, the eastern half contains offices, locker rooms, truck bays, an ammunition vault and classrooms; the other half is mostly drill hall. To-day, the massive sandstone armory houses the Chandler Route 66 Interpretive Center with exhibits featuring virtual hotel rooms, vintage billboards and period video viewed from the seats of a 1965 Ford Mustang. at East 1st Street, Chandler
In Arcadia is the ROUND BARN, one of America’s unique landmarks. Wm H. and Myra Odor needed a new barn in 1898. Mr. Odor’s idea did not sit well with his neighbours but he stubbornly proved them wrong. After building his own sawmill, he cut native bur oaks into boards, soaked and placed them into special jigs to bend them into shape, and created what many consider to be an architectural wonder. Designed with the unscientific notion that its true round — not just multi-sided — shape would help it withstand tornados, the ARCADIA ROUND BARN continues to stand more than a century later as testimony to its builder. between Division and Main streets, Arcadia
A newcomer to the Main Street of America is POPS, opened in the summer of 2007 and quickly becoming a tourist attraction in its own right. With a 66-ft tall soda bottle adorning the entrance, POPS boasts hundreds of soda pop flavours and brands in the convenience store section of the petrol station. There is also a restaurant that features several café food options such as burgers, sodas and shakes. at Westminster Road, Arcadia

There are many little towns and interesting sites along the nearly 100 miles of concrete and asphalt between Tulsa and Oklahoma City: Oakhurst, Sapulpa, Kellyville, Bristow, Depew, Stroud, Davenport, Chandler and Edmond to name a few. For history and statistics buffs, Oklahoma has more miles of the old pavement than any of the other seven states laying claim to a piece of the Mother Road.

Nudist Club Trip Reports arrow THE TERRA COTTA INN

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 17, 2012

The Mulhalls are the quintessential promoters for The Terra Cotta Inn as well as nudism in general. They have embraced the electronic media with a number of virtual outlets for information. In addition to MC’s recently renovated Tumblr ’blog, Tom is now writing snippets for The Huffington Post. Keep in mind that their reading audience is mainly “textilists” who are in need of serious education regarding nudism. Be sure to also flip to the Terra Cotta Inn page on Nudist History Wiki.


The Terra Cotta Inn
2388 East Racquet Club Road
Palm Springs, California
92262-2629

1-800/SUNNY-FUN
1-800/786-6938

Absolute Naturists arrow How To: Talk Nude Quietly

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 16, 2012


network card

Some effective ways to spur conversations have been A) wearing our shirts from the different clubs/resorts we’ve visited; B) keeping various nudist publications in the seatback pouches of our vehicles; and C) having our networking cards at the ready for interested parties. We have received, even in the up-tight repressive atmosphere of small-town Hawai‘i, what would be considered as positive responses — albeit the majority of those coming from visitors as opposed to locals.

Nudist Clubhouse Events arrow OK. So what's next on the agenda?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 15, 2012

There’s a BIG difference …


Mr. T (1981)

T (1981)

The NCH gatherings are opportunities to meet fellow clubhouse members as well as visit with other nudists at some of the finest resorts and facilities AANR has to offer. Brian always has an itinerary of activities — as listed below — but the “good time” assurance comes from within each participant. Bee and I have planned our annual holiday around these get-togethers a few times and, for us, they are always worth the minimum five-hour flight from the islands (this trip will be eleven hours air time and four airports). That’s our advertising. Since it’s just a quick seven hours along the turnpike from St Louis, c’mon down and see all of us!

I T I N E R A R Y
Friday, Saturday and Sunday OAKLAKE TRAILS all day and night!
Saturday afternoon CHAT ROOM at 1:00 CDT
Saturday afternoon NCH GROUP PHOTO at 3:30
Saturday afternoon SPECIAL GATHERING at 4:00
Sunday morning NUDES IN THE NEWS at 10:00

Citroën … Naturally arrow SAXO

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 14, 2012

Saxo is a supermini or subcompact hatchback coupé manufactured by PSA for its Citroën badge between 1996 and 2003; it replaced the AX line and was succeeded by the C2 and C3 models. The uninspired design hardly reflects the unique styling of the pre-Peugeot merger years; dare say, it’s run-of-the-mill looks are on pair with just about every other 4-to-5 passenger car.


The range included five petrol engines and one diesel engine, all naturally aspirated.

It shares many engine and body parts with the Peugeot 106 — which, itself, was an offshoot of the Citroën AX — with the major differences being interiors and body panels. Saxo received a much-needed exterior restyling in 2000 with more modern headlamps, bonnet and grill; interiors remained quite vanilla. The series was finally put out to pasture after seven years of service.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow VISIT TO SUN MEADOW IN TULSA

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 14, 2012

Whilst preparing to move into a new building at the end of 2012, editors at KOTV in Tulsa, Oklahoma, are taking inventory of everything in their current location, including hours of old video to share the best of what they find with their audience.

Twenty years ago, KOTV’s News on 6 accepted an invitation from owners Dovel and Leonite Moore to come and visit the former Sun Meadow nudist club in Catoosa. In fact, they reported from Sun Meadow’s open house week-end three times: in 1992, 1993 and 1994. In this copulation footage, watch as the News on 6 reporters practice maintaining eye contact as they interview members who are … under-dressed to say the least.

Citroën … Naturally arrow DS

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 14, 2012

When asked to think of a French automobile, one of the first thoughts is that of the Citroën DS. With its idiosyncratic ærodynamic body design and innovative technology, including a hydro-pneumatic self-levelling suspension and braking system, DS stylists Flaminio Bertoni and André Lefèbvre created an iconic vehicle that still looks futuristic some six decades later.

The distinctive shark-nosed DS made its début at the 1955 Paris Motor Show where it received 12,000 orders on its first day, 743 of which came in the first fifteen minutes! It introduced to the world power front disc brakes as well as fully implemented hydro-pneumatic assisted suspension, power steering, brakes and gearbox/clutch assemblies.

Throughout the series’ twenty-year run, DS was outfitted as a mid-sized luxury sedan, a station-wagon and up-scaled Pallas. Renowned carrossier Henri Chapron partnered with Citroën to build the DS-Décapotable convertible, Prestige limousine and notchback Lorraine. A more economical version — la ID — was also offered sans all the bells and whistles. For trivia buffs, it should be noted that the moniker DS is a French pun: the letters are pronounced DAY-ESS, similar to déesse, the French word for goddess; and ID in French is said EE-DAY, like idée (idea).

Citroën … Naturally arrow 2CV

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 14, 2012

André-Gustave Citroën founded his namesake company in 1919 which earned an international reputation for creative innovation and revolutionary engineering in the automotive industry. From the world’s first mass-produced front-wheel drive car — la Traction Avant — to its ground-breaking hydro-pneumatic self-levelling suspension system on the ID/DS models, Automobiles Citroën has produced many iconic vehicles in its ninety-plus years.






Perhaps it is simply the juxtaposition of two favoured interests
that makes the
woman with car a popular subject for men.

Arguably the most popular icon of the Citroën livery is the uncompromisingly utilitarian 2CV — la Deux Chevaux — with unconventional looks and understated engineering which evolved surprisingly little over its 42 years run. Designed for low cost, reliable on- and off-road driving, the little car that could was intended to move the French farmers away from horse-drawn carts to vehicles with equal simplicity of use. The versatile 2CV and its sister models — Ami, Acadiane, Dyane, Fourgonnette and Méhari — account for nearly 8.8 million vehicles produced world-wide.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow BMW LANE DEPARTURE WARNING

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 6, 2012

A clever BMW advert demonstrates how a driver’s head is not always in the right place when behind the wheel, as one fellow discovers. The man’s disembodied cranium appears to be enjoying time on a tropical getaway: He … err, his head goes snorkeling, gets a massage, visits a nude beach and water-skis before getting a very rude awakening. Thanks to BMW’s lane departure warning system, the driver snaps back to reality and avoids drifting from his lane.

Nudist Clubhouse Events arrow OK. So what's next on the agenda?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jul 3, 2012

Be sure to check the Official NudistClubhouse.com Events page for updates. All major and informal NCH sponsored gatherings are listed here along with photographs and hyperlinks to the hosting clubs. It’s the perfect way to meet your newd friends in person!


OK is what’s next on the agenda!

Absolute Naturists arrow Pole Dancing at Nudist Clubs... Should it be allowed?

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jun 25, 2012

Pole dancing ban? Shall we also disallow hat Czech girls? What about simply Roman around the dance floor? Are we Russian to judgement here? Sorry, these puns are making me Hungary.

All seriousness aside — we, as nudists, must always be vigilant of the image we project to the public in general. Rationalization may make some of us feel justified and noble but will it serve to advance our goal in conveying social nudism as a wholesome, family-friendly environment? The summer calendar was once filled with inter-club pageants for nudist kids, teens, parents and grandparents to compete and be part of the Royal Family representing our values; then someone had the brilliant idea of letting outside professional dancers compete …

… okay, I’m Finnish here.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow A BACON STRIP

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jun 24, 2012

Life is a series of stark realities and bare facts … So says Buster Bunny as he introduces Part II of “The Acme Acres Zone”, a parody of Rod Serling’s popular anthology of the 1950s. Hamton J. Pig gets duped into skinny-dipping in a rich-kid Montana Max’s pool by Plucky Duck and then needs to find his way home sans clothes. A portrait of a pig without blanket …

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow LA VIE À TROIS

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jun 22, 2012

“Life on Three” is a short video study by French filmmaker Guillaume Vellard which is featured in his 2011 movie, Anatomie d’un Échec. The accompanying soundtrack is from the François Truffault 1962 film, Jules et Jim.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow »NØGENSHOPPERE« | „NACKTKÄUFER‟

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jun 20, 2012

Nøgenshoppere ved åbning af ny grænseshop i Sønder Løgum

Nacktkäufer auf der Eröffnung einer neuen Grenze Shop in Süderlügum

A new supermarket on Hauptstraße just south of the German-Danish border was stormed by a horde of nude shoppers on Saturday (16th June, 2012) after offering free groceries to the first hundred customers willing to go it in the buff.

A handful of police, photographers and one bemused manager witnessed strange scenes at a grocer’s opening in Süderlügum, Nordfriesland, as patrons wandered between the aisles studying shopping lists in nothing but their birthday suits. Customers had camped outside the new Priss market in the hope of being among the lucky first hundred who had been promised a basket full of free groceries worth €270 if they came in the nude.

Supermarket manager Nils Sterndorff was overwhelmed by the success of his gimmick. “I never thought a hundred people would come, I thought maybe more like ten,” he said. In fact, so many turned up that Sterndorff had to let them enter in batches of twenty. The police placed the number at 250, mostly Danish shoppers, who often take advantage of the cheaper alcohol and confectionary on the German side of the border.

Nudist Comedy Youths arrow TOP-FREE THAI TALENT

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jun 18, 2012

An episode of Thailand’s Got Talent has stirred a morality debate after a contestant painted a canvas using her bare breasts. The topless take on art drew a rebuke from the culture minister who called it very shocking.

Culture Minister Sukumol Kunplome said yesterday that nudity on television is not considered appropriate in Thai society. She said the show’s producers have been summoned to explain why the segment was broadcast and the ministry will then decide whether to take action. “This programme is intended to showcase the talent of Thai people and it usually encourages youths to show their special skills,” the minister told reporters. “Still, there have to be some limits.”

Duangjai Jansaunoi Duangjai Jansaunoi

The show, broadcast Sunday on Thailand’s Channel 3, featured 23-year-old Duangjai Jansaunoi, who walked onstage barefoot in jeans and a baggy men’s button-down shirt. She introduced herself as an independent artist from northern Thailand. Miss Duangjai turned to a large canvas and painted a yellow outline of a person. She then removed her shirt, unhooked a black bra and doused herself with several tins of paint before turning to the audience with a broad smile to display her multi-coloured torso — censors electronically blurred her breasts from the TV audience’s view.

As dance music played, the contestant used her body as a paintbrush to fill in the outline. Some in the audience gasped with hands over their mouths, whilst others cheered. “If I paint in a normal way, then it would be too ordinary,” Miss Duangjai told the judges after being handed a towel to cover herself.

The judges then debated whether her act could be considered art.

Pornchita Na Songkhla Pornchita Na Songkhla Pornchita Na Songkhla
Pornchita Na Songkhla posed nude covered in chocolate for a 2010 photo shoot but rejects this art form.

“I’m not saying this is not good, but it’s not appropriate,” said the panel’s only female judge, actress Pornchita Na Songkhla. “Within the Thai cultural context, I don’t support this.” As online chatter soared, some called Pornchita a hypocrite and posted photos from a 2010 fashion shoot in which her naked torso was covered with melted chocolate.

The panel's two male judges advanced Miss Duangjai to the next round. “This is an art form. If we were in Italy, like Florence or Milan — or the Czech Republic, say Prague — this would be okay,” said singer Jirayut Wattanasin. The audience roared in support, many flashing V for Victory signs.

Thailand’s Got Talent issued an apology late yesterday. Panya Nirandkul, the head of Workpoint Entertainment which produces the show, was quoted by the Thairath newspaper as saying he was not aware the contestant would be topless and denied the act was staged to boost ratings. He vowed not to let the mistake happen again, Thairath reported.

Duangjai Jansaunoi

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Conservative Naturists arrow Gov. Walker

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jun 6, 2012

Walker the recalled union busting governor of Wisconsin …, says another group’s post.
Correction: Gov. Scott Walker was not recalled! They tried to recall him but failed!

Thrice failing to push their agenda on the majority: is that their democracy? Bus-loads of out-of-state union operatives storming the Capitol: is that their democracy? Protesters harassing the governor’s family at their private home: is that their democracy? ’Blog-based death threats: is that their democracy?

This blubbering buffoon (video, below) has no clue of what he speaks. Firstly, the United States of America is NOT a democracy — it is a republic. The certified gubernatorial election in 2008 sent Walker to Madison and, though the motivation may be in question, the system allowing a recall election of 2012 was our representative government in action.

Gov. Walker and Lt. Gov. Kleefisch won with a greater margin of victory in a fair and honest ballot. If the end of obligatory union dues which are laundered into Democᴙᴀᴛ donations, confiscatory taxes and the stifling of individual liberties means that, “USA is done and democracy is over,” then let the Republic return!

Conservative Naturists arrow Gov. Walker

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ANDYbee

Posted: Jun 6, 2012

Congratulations to Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker and Lt. Gov. Rebecca Kleefisch on their victory in the union-sponsored recall attempt. The LEFT thrice tried in vain to stoke the battle between public sector collectives and the Governor. The fact that over one-third of union households sided with Walker demonstrates the rift between members and their fat-cat overlords at the local Union Halls.

Tuesday’s balloting serves a strong notice to the zero logo Regime that Americans have had enough. Nevertheless, the embattled state executives are not in the clear yet: Thuggery is part and parcel of the sǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd and has become their signature, as seen in the Capitol Rotunda in Madison at the genesis of this scenario. Nevertheless, the battle for fiscal sanity in the state is not over; the DONKEY PARTY’s clinched fist and closed mind will not disappear. They will surely continue to — pardon the pun — badger Walker and Kleefisch throughout their elected term.


2012 Gubernatortial Election by County

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: May 30, 2012

Listening to the presiDEBT bloviate year-after-year, It’s déjà vu all over again.”

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: May 23, 2012

If the zero logo listened to his own words, he’d vote for Mitt Romney!

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: May 10, 2012

In October 1980, then-candidate Ronald Reagan famously asked the nation, “Are you better off than you were four years ago?” The voters responded by showing Jimmy and Rosalynn the door. Pose that same query of most Americans to-day and the answer is likely to be similar.

Michelle Obama commented on 26th April that her fantasy, “… is to walk right out the front door [of the White House] and just keep walking.” Let us HOPE for a CHANGE that will make her dream a reality come January next.

Conservative Naturists arrow IN HIS OWN WORDS …

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ANDYbee

Posted: May 2, 2012

一畫勝千言 is a Chinese expression which translates as a painting worth a thousand words. For the next six months, TV, radio, the Internet and all other outlets will paint a story of the numerous successes of Barack Hussein Obama II. Nzero logoT! The Democяѧтs believe that bombarding American citizens with political deceptions, rhetoric and false imagery will mask their candidate’s disastrous economic record or his series of failed policies over the past three-and-a-half years and fool the voters into re-electing an administration arguably worse than that of Jimmy Carter.



This, the one-year anniversary of the death of Osama bin Laden, is a proud time for all freedom-loving Americans to reflect on the 79 members of the United States Navy SEALS who gallantly stormed the Ābṭābād compound and carried through with the mission. Yet RamBHO has acted these last few days as if he single-handedly executed the al-Qāʿidah leader — coincidentally using “I/me” about seventy-nine times.


To see him strutting around, you’d have thought he’d licked [bin-Laden] single-handed.

AANR Updates arrow IT’S ALL ABOUT THE THOMASES

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ANDYbee

Posted: Apr 30, 2012

If someone pays for a product or service with a TWO DOLLAR BILL this Memorial Day Week-end, it just could be a message from a member of the American Association for Nude Recreation, who wants you to know that nudists are your neighbours and that they have economic clout.

Nudists are good citizens. They are doctors, lawyers, law enforcement officers, firefighters, members of the clergy, educators and just about any other profession of which you can think. The only difference is that they enjoy the freedom that comes from nude recreation, one of the fastest growing segments of the travel industry, where people enjoy swimming, hiking, sports, sunbathing and socializing without the discomfort of wearing clothes.

Since TWO DOLLAR BILLS are uncommon, AANR members hope to make themselves visible by spending them in local retail establishments and restaurants, demonstrating how important nudists are to the economy. It’s also an opportunity for anyone who enjoys nude recreation to strike up a conversation with someone who might be curious about nudism but was perhaps reluctant to ask.

There are some urban legends circulating about this unusual paper note, such as some people believing that it’s counterfeit — it’s perfectly legitimate and legal — or that it’s worth more than face value (it’s not). There is also an old story about a coastal town which was upset with some rowdy naval recruits, but when the Navy began paying sailors with TWO DOLLAR BILLS, the merchants in the town quickly came to realize how important these men were to their local shopkeepers.

On Memorial Day, we solemnly honour those who have fought and died to make possible the freedoms we all cherish. We are proud to live in a country where people are free to pursue their own personal liberty and happiness. What better way to celebrate freedom than to spend a TWO DOLLAR BILL with President Thomas Jefferson on the front, and a reproduction of the John Trumbull Declaration of Independence painting on the back?

From a historical perspective, the current size of the TWO DOLLAR BILL was introduced in 1929, the very same year that Kurt Barthel began the American League for Physical Culture in New York, thus beginning the American nudist movement. Since then, the numbers of nudists and naturists have continued to expand under the philosophy that every body is beautiful. In an increasingly stressful and artificial world, a return to a more natural way of living is the ultimate relaxation.

With roots dating back to 1931, AANR has served 213,000 individuals throughout the United States, Canada, México and beyond. Its members enjoy clothes-free living in their own backyards, in pools with family and friends, and take their nakations in over 260 nudist resorts and affiliates.

AANR is committed to fostering wholesome, nurturing environments which promote body acceptance and respect for all persons, and recognizes that physical health and mental well-being are enriched through social nude recreation.

If you would like further information on AANR, please contact Carolyn Hawkins at pubaffairs@aanr.com or call 407/933-2064 or 800/879-6833.

Pacific Specific arrow HIS OWN TROPICAL NUDE ISLAND

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ANDYbee

Posted: Apr 20, 2012

Dangerous currents swirl around Sotobanari island, which has not a drop of natural water and local fishermen rarely land there; but 76-year-old Masafumi Nagasaki has made this kidney-shaped island in Japan’s tropical Okinawa prefecture his retirement home with an unusual dress code: nothing at all.

Naked, he braves lashing typhoons and biting insects as a hermit in the buff. “I don’t do what society tells me but I do follow the rules of the natural world. You can’t beat nature so you just have to obey it completely,” he said. “That’s what I learned when I came here, and that’s probably why I get by so well.”

The wiry Nagasaki, his skin leathered by the sun of two decades on the island, worked briefly as a photographer before spending years on the murkier side of the entertainment industry. When retirement came, he wanted to get far away from it all.

He chose Sotobanari, which is roughly a 1000 metres across and means Outer Distant (island) in the local dialect. It lies off the coast of Iriomote island, far closer to Taiwan than to Tōkyō.

His resolve was tested relatively soon into his stay when a massive typhoon swept over the island, scouring away most of the scrub he had counted on for shade, as well as carrying away the simple tent in which he lived. “I just scorched under the sun,” he said. “It was at that point I thought this was going to be an impossible place to live.”

For the first year he lived on Sotobanari, he threw on clothes whenever boats passed his way; but slowly the island stripped away his embarrassment. “Walking around naked doesn’t really fit in with normal society but here on the island it feels right, it’s like a uniform,” he said. “If you put on clothes you’ll feel completely out of place.”

He does throw on clothes once a week for a trip to a settlement an hour away by boat, where he buys food and drinking water. He also collects the 10000 円, sent to him by his family, on which he lives. His staple food is rice cakes, which he boils in water, eating whenever hunger strikes — sometimes four or five times a day. Water for bathing and shaving comes from rainwater caught in a system of battered cooking pots.

Each day is conducted according to a strict timetable, starting with stretches in the sun on the beach. The rest is a race against time as he prepares food, washes and cleans his camp before the light fails and insects come out to bite. It isn’t the healthiest of lifestyles, he concedes, but that isn’t the point. “Finding a place to die is an important thing to do, and I’ve decided here is the place for me,” he said.

“It hadn’t really occurred to me before how important it is to choose the place of your death, like whether it’s in a hospital or at home with family by your side; but to die here, surrounded by nature … you just can’t beat it, can you?”

©Reuters

Conservative Naturists arrow PANDERER-IN-CHIEF

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ANDYbee

Posted: Apr 9, 2012

Liberals abhor facts whilst conservatives relish in them. It’s that simple. Liberals want to create their Utopia and no moment of truth or snap of reality will sway them from their pie-in-the-sky dream of a bloated, leviathan government controlling every aspect of our lives.

Barack Hussein Obama II promised CHANGE and he has delivered; is this for what we’d HOPEd?

1) Every fifth man — twenty percent — in America is out of a job; and the statistics for black males over the age of 20 is staggering given the fact that 96% of the black vote went to Ѳ in 2008. Unemployment for this demographic is now 43.1%, the highest rate it has ever been since the US government began segregating this statistic in 1972. Indeed, according to Rep. Maxine Waters [D-CA35], one-out-of-six blacks — male or female —are now unemployed.

2) Every seventh person in the United States of America — fourteen percent — now relies on food stamps. This, from the same government who plaster our national parks with DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS signs because they may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves. Compassionate assistance aside, the fact is, with the ease of qualification and the willingness of government, this regime counts on the ever-increasing dependency on the public teat.

3) On the last day of President George W. Bush’s Administration, gasoline prices averaged $1.84 per gallon. The average price of a gallon of gas to-day is $3.94 — a 114% increase. California has an average of $4.29/ gallon with prices on Santa Catalina Island topping SEVEN DOLLARS per gallon. In fact, Hawai‘i sees an average of $4.61/ gl with prices north of $5 on most neighbour islands).

4) Ninety percent of all college graduates in 2006 and 2007 found a job. In the last three years, that statistic has dropped to just 56%. Ѳ garnered 68% of the ballots from the 18-to-29 age bracket in 2008 but with his failure to address unrelenting college tuition hikes and the concerns of jobless youth, the numbers are, in fact, down across academia.

5) More than one-in-four homeowners in the United States of America are under water — where they owe more than their homes are worth. The housing crisis has now destroyed $7,000,000,000 in U.S. household wealth. Another 9.5 million homes are still at risk of default and analysts believe this fact will spark a second wave of foreclosures in the months to come.

6) The Ѳ regime has increased the national debt more in three years than President Bush did in eight. In the eight years of President George W. Bush, the debt rose $4.899 TRILLION; to that fact, with only three years of lavish, out-of-control spending, the debt has exploded by $4,939,000,000 — presently at $$15.566 TRILLION!

7) Current government statistics mark unemployment in the United States of America at 8.3% but this is only the tip of the iceberg. A record 87,897,000 Americans are no longer in the labour force. When the number of individuals who have stopped looking for a job and/or who are working part-time but desire full-time employment is included — a figure known as the underemployment rate and a fact strategically ignored by the present administration — real unemployment stands at 19.1% in this country.

“In three years we’ve begun to see what change looks like.”Barack Hussein Obama II, at a University of Vermont rally.

Absolute Naturists arrow Resort vs Club - Whats in a name?

Premium Member

ANDYbee

Posted: Apr 8, 2012

club /kləb/ noun: An association dedicated to a particular interest or activity.

re•sort /riˈzôrt/ noun: A place that is a popular destination for vacations or recreation; or which is frequented for a particular purpose.


These are the fundamental definitions for the terms in question. A CLUB has a human element to it where as a RESORT is a facility that caters — at a prescribed level — to said club.

With regards to the moniker of a nudist (or any) organization, the Madison Avenue types are at liberty to use their poetic license when promoting either entity. There may also be legal definitions with which to contend depending on local jurisdictions. It would be quite subjective to establish a naming convention since each local is unique to its area, regulations and cliental.

We have our own general descriptions which hopefully will not muddy the waters too much …

  • RESORT: A hotel-style environment with amenities at or above average levels of creature comforts; a destination

  • RETREAT: A more rustic or basic facility with simplistic accommodations; a base from which to explore the surroundings

  • CLUB: The people who gather at a retreat, resort or elsewhere to enjoy social nudity
  • Caveat emptor: Don’t get so caught in the semantics! Check the Internet and organizations like AANR or TNS to assure that the club or resort is reputable and serves your needs. Buyer beware.


    You can club at a resort but don’t resort to a club …

    Conservative Naturists arrow PANDERER-IN-CHIEF

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 8, 2012

    It takes real chutzpah to insist that women are not some monolithic group … women are not an interest group at an event entitled, “The White House Forum on Women and the Economy,” but that’s exactly what the Panderer-in-Chief has been, and will be, doing from here to November. Instead of viable individuals, Ѳ only sees voters in demographic groups who enjoy being reduced to an identity and then patronized for it; this week it’s women, next week maybe Hispanics (a “race” fabricated in the 1970s to further divide Americans) and after that, any of a number of hyphenated citizens. So for now, the self-appointed Mayor of Suffragette City has garnered the Uterus Vote with his unctuous display.

    If only he wasn’t such a chauvinist, the Great Divider might realize women — like their male counterparts — are worried about the economy, employment and other nasty real world concerns.

  • Since Barack Hussein Obama II took office, the unemployment rate for women has risen from 7% to 8.1%; how many women are really vexing about free birth control pills right now?

  • Since Barack Hussein Obama II took office, the total number of female workers has declined by 683,000; how many women are really annoyed about a men-only policy at Augusta National Golf Club right now?

  • Since Barack Hussein Obama II took office, the number of unemployed women has increased almost 900,000; how many women are really tormenting about health services, child custody and military policies for lesbians right now?

  • Since Barack Hussein Obama II took office, the poverty rate among women rose from 13.9% to 14.5%, the highest rate in 17 years; how many women are really exasperated about the level of global feminism right now?

  • These are all wag-the-dog diversionary non-issues to keep attention off the abject failure of this administration.

    Someone needs to ask Ѳ, “How will any of these non-issues help women find work? How will they help lower the price of gasoline? How will they help the housing market?” Even ABC, in a random act of journalism, ran a news report on the event in which they couldn’t refrain from wincing:

    In a much-publicized event at the White House, Obama — who has already called the liberal Georgetown student harangued by Rush Limbaugh — joined the fray again. As women from around the country crowded into an auditorium to hear Obama speak, the president told them that they don’t amount to some political interest group and that you shouldn’t be treated that way.

    He then pandered to them by reminding them that he signed into law a bill that works to help women get paid as much as men do for the same jobs, and that he appointed two women to the Supreme Court. He told them that if more women were in Congress, the legislature would be more productive.

    As he walked off to a standing ovation, the crowd at the officially non-political event chanted, “Four more years!”

    There was little non-political about the ordeal. Even [AG Eric] Holder, who conceded in a workgroup with a couple dozen women that he’s not supposed to veer into politics as attorney general, said that
    at the end of this electoral process, women would be better served by having Obama and Vice President Biden in charge to work on issues important to them.

    That’s to-day’s typical White House orchestrated event in microcosm — non-political, yet ridiculously political. No wonder the Attorney General lapsed into campaign mode; why bother keeping up the charade? They needed to organize something at the White House that would give the media an excuse to keep blathering about the War on Women and this is with for they opted, replete with a few sound bite-ready lines for The One — including a gross exaggeration about Planned Parenthood offering mammograms — so that his sycophant news propagandists would have some footage to air as an introduction to yet another reflective navel-gazing segment about supposed Republican misogyny.

    Exit question: In honour of Ѳ’s attempt to reduce women to a single interest group based on gender, ask any mother, “How do you like it that this PRES(id)ENT keeps dropping anvils of debt on your kids’ heads and then, when asked to stop, the best he can do is offer this pathetic travesty?”

    AANR Updates arrow AANR Elections 2012 - Brian Spence for President

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 27, 2012

    To us, Brian Spence has been "Mr. Nudist" for a long time. For the better part of two decades, Brian has demonstrated his commitment to wholesome, family-oriented nude recreation. In that time, he founded a travel club (Naturally California), created two authentic Internet social sites (singlenudist.com and nudistclubhouse.com), organized Nudist History Wiki — an on-line reference portal to which we are proud to be partners — and has competently served a vast array of positions at the club, regional and national levels. Brian has the proven leadership skills and needed integrity to advance AANR without compromising on principles.

    Probably best known to non-AANR affiliated nudists as the effervescent host of Clothesfree.com's Nudes in the News, Brian has extensively traveled the country to represent and promote nudism in its most positive light. His joie de vivre, along with a steadfastness to AANR values and standards, will bring social nudity to the forefront of public understanding with respect and dignity.

    We love him as a brother and wholeheartedly endorse Brian Spence as the next President of the American Association for Nude Recreation. Please join us in supporting Brian with your vote.

    Andy and Bee Walden
    Kona Sun Klub, Hawai‘i

    Conservative Naturists arrow THE RUSH TO JUDGMENT …

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 14, 2012

    Liberals continue to collectively treat women as helpless boobs (don’t get mad Mr. Newcastrati, you didn’t get upset with Bill Maher), unable to make a thoughtful decision for themselves or their families. This is all part-and-parcel to the cyclical pattern of fabricating crises and creating victims with the valiant Barack Hussein Obama in shining armour swooping to save the destitute damsels in distress. Empowerment of the individual is the death knell to the Left. Pathetic.

    We have seen this pattern with every niche group the liberals declare as too weak, too downtrodden or too ignorant to fend for themselves. This thread has only sampled the list of conservative women who are viciously attacked by the elitist Left and their minions but look at the way they react to Herman Cain, Condoleezza Rice, Michael Steele, Clarence Thomas and Allen West; look at the vitriol aimed at Dennis Prager, Michael Medved, Mark Levin, Jonah Goldberg, Joe Lieberman and Eric Cantor. Look at the way зviƨƨзяgoяq “thinkers” treat Marco Rubio, Paul Rodríguez, John Quiñones, Susana Martínez, Alberto González and Mike Curb; and look at their besmirching of Anh “Joseph” Cao, Bobby Jindal, Charles Djou, Jay Kim, Pat Saiki and Steve Austria. The roster will continue ad-nauseam as long as the radical Left are in control.

    Racial and gender intimidation is an important tenet for liberals because they know they are rapidly losing many from the base. It also justifies — in their psyche — use of the c•••• word, the other c••• word, h•••• word, n••••• word, t••• word and all other demeaning vulgarities in-between. Their message is clear: wander from the liberal plantation and we will hunt you with hounds — just as they did to wayward slaves a century-and-a-half ago.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 12, 2012

    When liberals project their selective moral outrage upon conservatives, their shallow and pedantic nature is fully demonstrated. They cannot and will not realize it’s the upside-down ǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd logic which sexualizes and degrades women.

    Traditional social conservatism tells women it’s best to act modest and not provocative. It tells boys and girls — as well as men and women — that it’s best to wait until marriage to have sex. It tells both genders that they are able to control their body and instincts; they are the masters of their domain and not the slave of it. Liberals have tarred that aspect of traditional social conservatism as oppressive to women. If this is oppressive, then liberals must be calling for the opposite of the traditional social conservative view.

    What are the contrasts of these perspectives? The antithesis of “women acting modestly” is women acting immodestly. The opposite of “telling girls/women and boys/men to only have sex in marriage” and “they can control themselves” is to tell them that they are slaves to their passions and should have sex almost any time they crave it.

    It is the liberal contradiction to traditional social conservatism that is telling women to present themselves immodestly and provocatively. It is the liberal contradiction to traditional social conservatism which tells women they should have sex any time they want. It is the liberal contradiction to traditional social conservatism that is instructs boys and men to act upon their sexual desires sans consequence … yet the bass-ackward зviƨƨзяgoяq hypocrites have the audacity to denounce conservatives as the ones sexualizing and degrading women?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 11, 2012

    One redeeming factor for the Hilo community formerly served by KPUA is that the Internet provides continued access to The Rush Limbaugh Show via live streaming. Honolulu station KHVH 830AM is available on IRADIO and broadcasts the programme in the same time slot. Other shows that are “not certified and acceptable by the змιgзЯ” are also available using the ’Net; but let not your vigilance rest. The assault on free speech continues and, though the Fairness Doctrine has been defeated, the liberals are as relentless as a spoiled seven year old and will push and push and push until they achieve their agenda.


    Bravo!!! We know the Liberal Media wants to limit access to alternate ideas, preventing their minions from all the information. I commend you on an intelligent response. It's such a shame that they call themselves the “academics” and yet they seem so clueless. Hope all is well with you and yours,

    Brad …
    Carlsbad, California

    Conservative Naturists arrow THE RUSH TO JUDGMENT …

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 10, 2012


    Talked to the programming manager here for about 15 minutes or so. She said it was not just what Rush said the first day but he followed it up with more the second and that was more than the manager could take. They have local paying advertisers for Rush and have carried him for 15 years but the language was too much. They said if “anyone” said that on the station they would be gone. I said that maybe to punish the people by a loss for a couple of weeks or month would have been better and she said that she/they understand the ones being hurt are the people of Hilo and their other stations but the language would have gotten anyone working for them fired. She said that she understands that the all day sports isn’t what anyone wants either and I said she could be sure of that. She seemed to understand there was an agenda for Fluke and the left but that Rush chose his words and then didn't back off and that was to much for the station.

    Bonney …
    …, Hawai‘i

    AANR Updates arrow memoriam: JEANNETTE DeROSIER

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 9, 2012

    It is with a very heavy heart that I inform you of the death of our past-president Jeannette DeRosier. Jeanette passed away at home this morning with her son and daughter by her side. She was energetic, enthusiastic and worked hard to AANR and AANR-West. She was a mentor, friend and confidante to many. She will be dearly missed by those who were fortunate enough to know her.

    We will keep you informed of any planned services.

    Patty Faber
    AANR-West President
    Conservative Naturists arrow THE RUSH TO JUDGMENT …

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 9, 2012

    Surely you jest ~FARMER! As an affiliate of CBS Radio, KPUA is obliged to their main stream media masters who typically ignore such condemning rumours. The studio’s web site has no mention of The Rush Limbaugh Show or the controversy, the on-line schedule remains blank in the 10:00-12:59 block (programming has placed syndicated sports talk in the time slot) and my eMAIL has yet to be opened by the station let alone worthy of a reply.

    Misogyny is an important tool in the liberals’ bag of tricks, dispensed as humour with the intention to control and keep women in their place. Just a quick, abbreviated review of a few celebrated зviƨƨзяgoяq masters of mirth illustrates the depth of Left’s loathing:

    John “Sly” Sylvester
    The left-wing Wisconsin radio host called Secretary of State nominee Condoleezza Rice a black trophy and continually referred to her as Aunt Jemima. The equal-opportunity bigot also used the epitaph Uncle Tom in reference to then-outgoing Secretary of State Colin Powell.
    Incensed with the Republican Lieutenant-Governor’s campaign to persuade businesses to move to the Badger State, he ranted, How amateurish is it to have Rebecca Kleefisch, who — I don’t know — she has some, like, little panty business in her basement or something, I don’t know. She’s hardly a … she’s hardly an entrepreneur. You know what? You know how amateurish that is? Cold-calling? [in mocking voice] “Would you like to move to Wisconsin? Would you like to move CouponCabin to Wisconsin? I’m Rebecca Kleefisch. I perform fellatio on all the talk show hosts in Milwaukee; and they endorse me and that’s how I became lieutenant governor; and then I got colon cancer and I ran around the state to help people. Even though I have government health care, screw everyone else.” … I had heard at one point Rebecca Kleefisch pulled a train but that must have been a different story I was reading about …

    Keith Olbermann
    In discussing with analyst Howard Fineman the previous night’s victory for Hillary Rodham Clinton in the Pennsylvania Democrat Primary, he asked if it was time someone takes her into a room and only he comes out?
    When commentator Michelle Malkin exposed New Jersey educators teaching elementary schoolchildren a reworded version of “Battle Hymn of the Republic” to glorify the president, he ranted that her mindless, morally bankrupt, knee-jerk, fascistic hatred — without which Michelle Malkin would just be a big mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick on it was responsible for death threats towards the woman who posted the video.
    Responding to columnist S.E. Cupp’s opposition to Planned Parenthood funding, he posted a tweet, On so many levels she's a perfect demonstration of the necessity of the work Planned Parenthood does on his Twitter account.

    PLAYBOY
    The men’s magazine’s on-line edition published Guy Cimbalo’s list of Ten Conservative Women I’d Like to Hate-F**k. The article — promoted by Anne Schroeder Mullins at politico.com — included Laura Ingraham, The View’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck, former GWB spokeswoman Dana Perino, Rep. Michele Bachmann and others. Michelle Malkin topped the list with the following descriptions: a highly f**kable Filipina and a regular on Fox News, where her tight body and get-off-my-lawn stare just scream, “Do me!”

    David Letterman
    When Sarah Palin visited New York City to participate in a charity event for autism, he said that Palin bought makeup at Bloomingdale’s to update her slutty flight-attendant look.
    One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game: During the seventh inning, her daughter (then-14-year-old Willow) was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez … The toughest part of her visit was keeping Eliot Spitzer away from her daughter.

    Ed Schultz
    On conservative Laura Ingraham’s criticism of the president’s Ireland trip, he said, … but you know what they’re talking about, like this right-wing slut, what’s her name: Laura Ingraham? Yeah, she’s a talk slut.

    Jimmy Fallon
    When Rep. Michele Bachmann [R-MN] walked onto the stage, the show’s band Roots — led by drummer Ahmir “Questlove” Thompson — played Lyin’ Ass Bitch, a song by alt-rock band Fishbone that has mostly incomprehensible lyrics.

    Really? The Liberals … the Progressives … the Left … the Democrats — the party of Slavery; the party of the Ku Klux Klan; the party of Japanese Internment; the party of Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer, John Edwards, Ted Kennedy and, of course, the $1 Million donor Bill Maher who has made degradation of women a cornerstone of his sophomoric humour (sorry, the Internet doesn’t have enough electrons to list even his least offensive diatribes) — are the self-proclaimed champions of women’s issues?

    Conservative Naturists arrow THE RUSH TO JUDGMENT …

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 8, 2012

    Many former KPUA listeners have written to the station with thoughts over this latest kerfuffle to silence the conservative voice in the most monolithic Left run state in the Union. Here is a letter from a local proprietor who faces the stifling regulations imposed by not only the Federal authorities but the confiscatory taxations imposed by the sǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd at state and local levels.


    Mr. Leonard,

    Sorry that free speech and your radio station do not go hand in hand, when the speech does not agree with your political or personal views. As a business owner, I know how valuable advertising dollars are both for the merchant and the advertiser. My store cannot carry every piece of artwork made on the Big Island but we do support over 200 local artists and we give customers a choice of what to buy for their desires in art and craft. They decide what to buy and if they don't like our selection, they can shop elsewhere. There are also other stations on the air and an off button on the radio if I don't like what I'm hearing. I think you have made a mistake by your actions.

    Aloha,
    … …
    …, Hawai‘i

    Conservative Naturists arrow THE RUSH TO JUDGMENT …

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 7, 2012

    Since the market opened on Monday, 5th March, through its close Tuesday, Carbonite stock (NASDAQ: CARB) has plummeted nearly 12%, outpacing the drop of the NASDAQ index in that same time period by nine-and-a-half points. It was also one of the biggest decliners on the NASDAQ for 6th March.



    Looks like somebody FLUKE’d up …

    Conservative Naturists arrow THE RUSH TO JUDGMENT …

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 7, 2012

    The response from the community has been good. People every day are awakening to understand this змιgзЯ and its assault on the Constitution of the United States of America. This is my letter to Chris Leonard, President and General Manager of New West:


    Mr. Leonard,

    It’s a sad day for the Hilo community. To engage in debate over the validity of your decision to stifle the KPUA audience’s access to The Rush Limbaugh Show or to rehash the facts surrounding the Sandra Fluke agenda would be moot; your admission that Mr. Limbaugh’s opinions often differs from yours and the erroneous depiction of the situation in order to rationalize your judgment demonstrate that ideology has won over business sense at KPUA.

    As an independent business man, I visit East Hawai‘i often and utilize the services of many of your station’s sponsors. It would not be prudent for me to penalize their establishments by boycotting them so as to spite your intolerance; however, I will be talking with them saying their advertising revenue allocated for KPUA would be best spent elsewhere.

    Aloha,
    Andy …
    …, Hawai‘i

    Conservative Naturists arrow THE RUSH TO JUDGMENT …

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 6, 2012


    KPUA cancels Rush Limbaugh radio show in Hilo

    By 67AM KPUA News
    Hilo, Hawai‘i • 5th March, 2012

    New West Broadcasting announced to-day that it is discontinuing the Rush Limbaugh programme on KPUA-AM 670 in Hilo, Hawai‘i effective immediately.

    Chris Leonard, President and General Manager of New West released the following statement this morning:

    “We have always encouraged spirited discussion about national and local issues on KPUA and from time to time those discussions may be deemed by some to be objectionable. We are strong believers in the first amendment and have recognized Mr. Limbaugh’s right to express opinions that often times differ from our own, but it has never been our goal to allow our station to be used for personal attacks and intolerance. The most recent incident has crossed a line of decency and a standard that we expect of programming on KPUA whether it is locally produced or a syndicated programme like the Rush Limbaugh show.

    While much of the national debate regarding this issue is now being framed in political terms, the decision for us is one of decency and responsibility. Regardless of one’s political views on the issue being discussed, we feel the delivery was degrading and the continued comments over several days to be egregious. As a result, we are discontinuing the Rush Limbaugh programme on KPUA effective immediately.”

    This is the press release from a local radio station on the Island of Hawai‘i who has proudly aligned themselves with the Ѳвѧмѧ Regime by kowtowing to the most recent mandate to silence the opposition. Whereas some advertisers to the Rush Limbaugh programme have opted not to accept monies from Dittoheads, thinking their cash is not green enough, it is altogether different when a station’s ideology removes America’s most successful show from an entire market area.

    I invite everyone to write their own letters to local affiliates: If the station continues to carry the Rush Limbaugh programme, praise them for their convictions; if they have coward behind the curtain of зviƨƨзяgoяq dogma, respectfully let them know your thoughts. Either way, please share your letters here so that fellow conservatives know that we do not stand alone.

    Conservative Naturists arrow JUST FOR LAUGHS ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 29, 2012

    WELFARE FOR NOTHING
    to the tune of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits




    (I want my mediocrity)

    Now look at them moonbats that’s the way you do it
    They praise the ’genda on MSNBC
    That ain't workin’ that’s the way you do it
    Welfare for nothin’ and the Pill for free
    Now they ain't workin’ (that’s the way you do it)
    Lemme tell ya they get free condoms
    Maybe pack a lunch for your little sister
    Maybe get food police on your Mum

    We gotta install socialist programmes
    Confiscate all those salarie-e-es
    We got the Move-On liberators
    We gotta move LGBTVs

    See the little flaco with the big ears and the ’prompter
    Yeah but we get his arrogant stare
    That little flaco’s got his own jet airplane
    That little flaco wastes trillions out there

    We gotta install socialist programmes
    Confiscate all those salarie-e-es
    We got the Move-On liberators
    We gotta move LGBTVs

    Oh bama-rama

    (We gotta install socialist programmes
    Confiscate all those salarie-e-es)
    We got the Move-On liberators
    (We gotta move LGBTVs)

    Look-a here look-a- here

    I shoulda’ learned to play the retard
    I shoulda’ learned to play real dumb
    Look at this Obama
    He’ll stick it to big pharma
    Man he can have some fun
    And he’s up there, what’s that? Hawaiian ’cations?
    Bangin’ down the burgers at the local Zippy
    Oh that ain’t workin’ (that’s the way you do it)
    Get your welfare for nothin’ get your Pill for free

    We gotta install socialist programmes
    Confiscate all those salarie-e-es
    We got the Move-On liberators
    We gotta move LGBTVs

    Hill-ar-ry-ry

    Listen here now that ain’t workin’
    That’s the way you do it
    You praise the ’genda on MSNBC
    That ain't workin’ (that's the way you do it)
    Welfare for nothin’ and the Pill for free
    Welfare for nothin’ and the …
    And the Pill for free
    Get your welfare for nothin’
    And the Pill for free

    Look at that look at that

    I want my …
    I want my …
    I want my mediocrity
    I want my …
    I want my …
    I want my mediocrity

    Conservative Naturists arrow AMERICA’S FUTURE ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 3, 2012

    The man on the street interview was popularized by Steve Allen on the Tonight show, with Jay Leno continuing the tradition to-day. Other microphone-wielding examiners arise every-so-often but this particular video is one of the more stunningly sad of this genre. From thinking the Vice President of the United States is Osama bin Laden to naming “Europe” as a country that starts with the letter U, students at a Washington state public high school will shock and bewilder all but the hard-core ǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd who knows these kids are tomorrow’s drones to the liberal elite.

    There’s a problem in this nation. We keep saying, “We’ve got to fix our schools.” Yet this is how the liberal agenda works: Before history can be rewritten, there needs to be no one who understands the real story. By making the lectures tedious and uninspiring, students will put forth just enough effort to learn the lessons of history for grades but will not foster the passion to learn from the lessons of history for life. Whether or not the filmmaker — also a student at the high school — set forth to embarrass his classmates by editing correct answers is immaterial. The fact that these kids haven’t a clue on so many simple points, such as the capital of their own state, is alarming. This is by зviƨƨзяgoяq design.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Attract A Younger Crowd

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 22, 2012

    Absolute Naturists arrow Attract A Younger Crowd

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 22, 2012

    When clothes come off, so do labels. It simply does not matter if one identifies him/her/itself as LGBTI or GLBTQ … or ABCXYZ or NOYFB or ROFLMFAO — as far as most individuals in the textile challenged community are concerned, it’s no BFD. Claiming victimhood before any wrongdoing has been committed serves no purpose in the quest for understanding and acceptance. Lest a bona fide nudist club has rejected admittance, no discrimination has occurred.

    For edification: Hypogonadotropic hypogonadism is a rare disorder that involves the part of the brain that controls hormone release. Certain hormones are abnormally decreased in Kallmann’s syndrome that lead to a failure to begin puberty and is estimated to occur in one in 10,000 children. The disorder primarily affects males, with rare cases occurring in females. Treatment involves hormone replacement and GnRH injections to help with puberty; fertility treatments later in life may be required to have children. The comprehensive bio of Nick “Nila” Chaleunphone will provide enhanced information.

    Getting back to the intent of this forum — attracting a younger crowd — the decline in club membership may be, in part, to the success of moving nudism from the fringes of society and closer to the mainstream. Nudists in the early and mid-20th Century gathered at camps that were “in the middle of nowhere” to avoid consternation from the general public. With the advent of paradigm shifts in attitude towards the unclothed human body in the 1970s, the fear of the scarlet letter N carries far less weight than fifty years ago.

    A facet already touched on this thread is the prohibitive cost of many clubs and resorts. “Bare” in mind that several clubs of old have ceased to exist due to exponential increases in land value and confiscatory taxes. Out-of-the-way locations are quickly encroached by expanding metropolitan areas. Another factor is the rise in the standard of living amongst the Baby-Boom Generation. Half a century ago, nudist camps were just that: camps. People looking to enjoy nude recreation were content with “roughing it” in the wilderness. To-day’s expectations are more inclined towards all-inclusive resorts with modern facilities and conveniences. These amenities require more staffing, enhanced infrastructure and greater finances.

    The American Association for Nude Recreation is the mainstay representation and standard-bearer for wholesome, non-sexual family nudism via its affiliated clubs. The Naturist Society has well represented the “freelance nudists” — those more inclined to attend nude beaches, naked bike rides and other public venues. Social network sites like Facebook and NCH are the e-colonies of to-day. No longer do nudists need to commute to a sun club to assemble; they can socialize via video-chats and rendezvous at local settings on short notice. These are the tools which anyone interested in social nudity may use to find the right group for their enjoyment. The only ones being discriminated are doing it to themselves.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Attract A Younger Crowd

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 21, 2012

    … and now for something completely different:

    The bottom is falling out of British nudism. Concerned by drooping … err, dropping membership, the aging British Naturism is on a youth recruitment drive in the sprightly form of Daryl Jones, who is in the habit of bouncing about on his barge as free as a bird. He is on a quest to normalise nudity, question the media’s obsession with the body beautiful and encourage young people to liberate themselves by simply going nude — on the streets, in cafés or at art shows.

    This phenomenon is explored in a documentary called My Daughter, the Teenage Nudist that was broadcast across Great Britain on Thursday, 12th January 2012. The film’s title muse is Mollie — an eighteen year old student from Hinckley, Leicestershire UK. Granted she is seen more top-free than completely sans clothes, it is obvious that a programme producer at Britain’s Channel 4 felt it would have more audience appeal to suggest the Full Monty. Along with Alex, an undergraduate at the University of Manchester in her mid-20s, they are part of a growing group of teens and twentysomethings embracing the world of public nudity; a contemporary phenomenon that’s been driven by social networking sites such as Facebook as well as niche websites like Naked Vegan Cooking.

    The new nudists are keen to take the nudist lifestyle beyond the old fashioned naturist clubs. So why is this pastime increasing in popularity and what do the parents think about their child revealing all in the most public of places?

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow MY DAUGHTER, THE TEENAGE NUDIST

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 20, 2012



    The bottom is falling out of British nudism. Concerned by drooping … err, dropping membership, the aging British Naturism is on a youth recruitment drive in the sprightly form of Daryl Jones, who is in the habit of bouncing about on his barge as free as a bird. He is on a quest to normalise nudity, question the media’s obsession with the body beautiful and encourage young people to liberate themselves by simply going nude — on the streets, in cafés or at art shows.

    This phenomenon is explored in a documentary called My Daughter, the Teenage Nudist that was broadcast across Great Britain on Thursday, 12th January 2012. The film’s title muse is Mollie — an eighteen year old student from Hinckley, Leicestershire UK. Granted she is seen more top-free than completely sans clothes, it is obvious that a programme producer at Britain’s Channel 4 felt it would have more audience appeal. Along with Alex, an undergraduate at the University of Manchester in her mid-20s, they are part of a growing group of teens and twentysomethings embracing the world of public nudity; a contemporary phenomenon that’s been driven by social networking sites such as Facebook as well as niche websites like Naked Vegan Cooking.

    The new nudists are keen to take the nudist lifestyle beyond the old fashioned naturist clubs. So why is this pastime increasing in popularity and what do the parents think about their child revealing all in the most public of places?

    Conservative Naturists arrow Last man standing

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 19, 2012

    Not quite sure what is meant by the Mormon thing but the Massachusetts Health Care Insurance Reform Law of 2006 remains a major sticking point. What is it about these Bay State politicians that seem to always be “for it before being against it” — à la the haughty John Kerry, who speaks French and also served in Việt Nam.

    One other observation since it was mentioned: the 5.8 million American members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints are the only historically persecuted minority in the United States that the liberals have yet to hollowly embrace, assign victim status and enslave with entitlements. The LDS may not be popularly viewed as being mainstream as other churches but their moral compass and ethics are more in line with American values than most of those so-called sǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd ɹɐןnɔǝs.

    Canada is Nude arrow A BRIEF HISTORY OF NUDITY LAWS

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 19, 2012

    In Canada, public nudity is allowed so long as you don’t offend against public decency or order. In fact, nudity is considered a political crime, one of the few offences that requires the Attorney General’s approval to lay charges. So, letting it all hang out among thousands of like-minded souls at the Pride Parade? You’re probably safe; but going for a naked jaunt to your local A&W — not so much. Brian Coldin of Bracebridge, Ontario, currently faces five charges for his repeated clothing-free visits to fast-food restaurants located near his naturist resort. Coldin is fighting the charges, calling Canada’s nudity laws unconstitutional. A judge is expected to rule this fall. Until then, here’s a full-frontal look at our country’s long history of public nudity.

    1918 — First Canadian nudist club founded in Welland, Ontario.


    The Doukhobors stage a mass nude protest in Langham, Saskatchewan, in 1903.

    1931 — The Criminal Code first defines nudity as an offence in response to mass nude anti-conscription protests by radical Doukhobors, a Russian pacifist religious sect. The following year, 118 Doukhobors are arrested and sentenced to three years each for their naked protest.

    1939The Van Tan Club is founded in Vancouver by Ray Connett, the self-dubbed “Father of Canadian Nudism.” To-day, it’s the oldest nudist club in Canada.

    1947 — The Canadian Sunbathing Association is formed. This and similar euphemisms are employed to make advertisements acceptable to newspaper and magazine publishers.

    1953-54 — The Criminal Code is amended to remove Doukhobor-related “parading” references. Criminal charges remain rare, however, as Attorneys General prove reluctant to prosecute. Those going clothing-free are instead usually charged with mischief or indecency.


    Gwen Jacob was a student at the University of Guelph in 1991. To-day, she is nonchalant about being a role model.

    1991 — Nineteen year old Gwen Jacob takes off her shirt along Gordon Street in Guelph, Ontario, and is charged with indecent exposure and fined $75. In a recent interview with The Naturist Living Show, Jacob reflected on the episode: “With my hands shaking furiously, I took my shirt off and jammed it down the back of my shorts and I can’t tell you the freedom that entailed in that moment … I was scared to death but there was a nearly euphoric sense of taking control of my own body.”

    1996 — The Ontario Court of Appeal rules that Jacob’s “indecent exhibition” did not pose a risk of harm as defined by the Supreme Court of Canada and therefore could not be the subject of criminal charges. The conviction is overturned and Jacob gets her $75 back.


    Evangeline Godron prefers to swim sans a bathing top.

    1998 — Evangeline Godron swims topfree in a Regina pool. After she declines to either leave or put on a top, police are called and she is charged. Godron is convicted of mischief a year later and subsequent appeals are thrown out.

    2011 — Brian Coldin challenges the constitutionality of Canada’s nudity laws. His case is pending.


    From an article
    by
    THIS editor
    Lauren Mc Keon.

    Conservative Naturists arrow Famous Conservative Nudists

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 17, 2012


    Here’s to America’s favourite Ninety of Hearts Betty White!

    Betty W. Ludden, known to her fans as Betty White, is an American actress, comedienne, author and former game show personality. With a career spanning nine decades since 1939, she is best remembered for her television roles as ever-frisky “Sue Ann Nivens” on The Mary Tyler Moore Show and St Olaf’s favourite daughter “Rose Nylund” on The Golden Girls; she is currently starring as “Elka Ostrovsky” on the TV-Land sitcom Hot in Cleveland.

    Yet in the 1940s and ’50s, White was a pin-up model where sometimes the wardrobe department need not be involved! Her girl-next-door smile makes these shots more sweet than sexy. However, if these images of her being young and nude make it difficult to reconcile the mental image of her as the world’s coolest, funniest nonagenarian lady … well, just remember that she twice donated $500 to the Dianne Feinstein for Senate campaigns and is a regular contributor to various Democrat controlled organizations.


    She’s certainly no conservative but, at ninety years old to-day, let’s pause and salute Betty White!

    AANR Updates arrow welcome: JIM SMOCK — EXEC. DIR.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 11, 2012



    AANR Welcomes Jim Smock, New AANR Executive Director

    By Pete Williams, AANR Staff Writer

    James “Jim” Smock has a résumé seemingly tailored to lead the American Association for Nude Recreation, with a 20-year background in government relations, business management, public relations and lobbying.

    About the only thing AANR’s new executive director does not have is a lot of nudist experience but he’s working on that. He jumped right into the pool during a visit to the Cypress Cove Resort in December and plans to make up for the lost nudist opportunities he did not have as a lifelong Michigan resident.

    “We have nudist facilities in Michigan but some tend to be seasonal and if we get three summer months, that’s a win for us,” says Smock (48), who began his new role at the AANR Headquarters in Kissimmee, Florida, on 9th January, 2012. “Nudism is not something I had thought about one way or the other but I’m really enjoying it so far.”

    The AANR Board chose Smock among more than 180 applicants for the position, vacated last year when long-time executive director Erich Schuttauf resigned to pursue other opportunities.

    Like his predecessor, Smock is a law school graduate with a deep background in government affairs. A graduate of the University of Michigan and the Thomas M. Cooley Law School, Smock spent more than a decade in the private sector before working for a Michigan legislator from 2004-06. He spent the next three years as the legislative affairs manager for a financial services trade association.

    Smock says that progression, from the corporate world to the public sector to government work to the “quasi-public sector” of lobbying and trade association involvement, provided him with a strong foundation to lead AANR, which is something of an unconventional trade group.

    “It’s a traditional trade association but it also has a social mission, almost a Civil Rights mission to it, in that folks should be allowed, where appropriate, to be nude if they so choose,” Smock says. “The idea is that even if you’re not a nudist yourself, you should respect the rights of nudists to privacy as long as it’s not hurting anyone else.”

    Smock says AANR’s membership challenges are common to trade associations in recent years. That’s partly because of the economy, which he says should not be used as an excuse and also because people in their twenties and thirties are less inclined to join organizations than in previous generations.

    “Our society with Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club and online retailing has conditioned us to expect a lot for the least amount of money possible,” he says. “In many cases that’s true; but it’s up to AANR, working with the clubs and the regions, to present a united front and show members the reasons why they should join and the value they receive.”

    Smock says those reasons could include AANR getting more involved with issues that are important to potential younger members and that do not stray from AANR’s core message, much like the organization’s involvement with breast cancer awareness.

    “There are some issues young people support that we can also support as a way of outreach and being good citizens in areas where we operate,” Smock says.

    “You have to get the message out, build those relationships, and put yourself in the lawmakers’ shoes to see what they’re facing from their colleagues and from their district and state,” Smock says. “My mission, in addition to what we’re doing internally, is to carry the message to lawmakers and let them know through education what AANR does.

    “There always will be those who say, ‘I can’t support an organization that supports nudity no matter how wholesome it may be,’ but if you keep educating these lawmakers and show that we’re a resource if they have questions, that just works the best for everyone.”

    Smock and his wife, Kathleen, have been married for 16 years and have two sons, ages 10 and 14. An avid fan of the University of Michigan football team and the Detroit Tigers, Smock says he hopes to catch the Tigers during spring training in Lakeland – or at least when they play the Houston Astros near the AANR office in Kissimmee.

    He says he plans to spend much of his time in the beginning getting to know the AANR board, regions, and the clubs.

    “I certainly appreciate the trust and confidence of the board in selecting me,” Smock said. “I know there were a lot of people who applied for this position. I’m honoured to be chosen and appreciate the confidence of the membership, club owners and everyone associated with AANR. I’m looking forward to the challenges and opportunities.”

    Source: http://www.aanr.com/aanr-welcomes-jim-smock-new-aanr-executive-director

    Pacific Specific arrow SĀMOA SWITCHES SIDES

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 30, 2011



    The International Date Line runs roughly along the 180° Longitude, opposite the Prime Meridian, but to-day is drawn with eccentric diversions to pass around various territories and island groups.

    Mahalo ~FREEDOM, though the conveyance of your post is not quite clear. Both a calendar and driving protocols are by definition artificial — that is “man-made” — so as to bring a sense of societal order. The 2009 right-to-left switch on the roads and to-day’s International Date Line shift demonstrate economic necessities for the nation of Sāmoa with regards to its major trading partners.

    In the early 1900s when such conventions as time and road rules were being standardized, the colonies of American Sāmoa and German Sāmoa followed in step with their respective home countries. Most of the commercial trading was through California ports so it made sense to be east of the IDL. As the century progressed, Australia and New Zealand became more influential in the region with business’ attention transferring to the western Pacific and Asian markets. Being on different days meant the countries had effectively four shared workdays a week. The change in driving two years ago passed with little difficulty and has made the importation of “correct” right-hand-drive vehicles much less expensive than shipping left-hand-drive cars and trucks from Hawai‘i.

    Nevertheless, American Sāmoa opted then to keep right side of the road and now to remain east of the IDL, aligned with the Continental US’ procedures. Though the day of the week on which the Independent State of Sāmoa chooses to be — as well as KEEP LEFT whilst driving — is “artificial,” it is only “natural” for them to change.

    Pacific Specific arrow SĀMOA SWITCHES SIDES

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 30, 2011

    To-day, Friday 30th December 2011, simply does not exist in the Independent State of Sāmoa. This is because the Pacific nation — along with the New Zealand territory of Tokelau — has decided to relocate itself west of the International Date Line to be better aligned with its chief trading partners of New Zealand and Australia. They will all now be on the same calendar day.

    To mark the official change of the date line, Sāmoa is holding a Public Service in the capital of Apia starting at 23:00 on the 29th December with Christmas carols and a performance by the Police Choir. At 23:30, Rev. Elder Oka Fauolo of the National Council of Churches will lead the prayers. Prime Minister Tuitalepa Sailelel Malielegaoi will deliver his keynote address at 23:45 and, at the stroke of mid-night, church bells will ring to signal the change of date from the 29th December 2011 to the 31th December 2011.


    This view from Falealupo has traditionally been called the last sunset in the world.

    With Sāmoa and Tokelau moving, Niue and America Sāmoa will be the last places on Earth to welcome the New Year 2012. The Samoan village of Falealupo has had the designation of the last sunset in the world; as of Saturday, that distinction will belong to the American Samoan village of Poloa. No specific details as to whether or not Poloa will hold a ceremony to mark this historic occasion are known.

    American Sāmoa Visitors Bureau executive director, David Vaeafe, said the shifting of the IDL by their western cousins will be of huge benefit to the US unincorporated territory. “When this takes place, the sun will rise in Sāmoa and set in our territory. The opportunities to offer unique holiday experiences will benefit not only us but also Sāmoa,” he said.

    For travelers seeking unique and fun ideas for 2012, Vaeafe provided a list of ten ventures:

    • Travel to Sāmoa to celebrate your birthday, wedding, anniversary, graduation, Christmas or New Year’s Eve and then, the next day, fly over to American Sāmoa, arrive yesterday and celebrate all over again; double the celebration!
    • If you are a fishing buff, charter a boat in Pago Pago, sail west to the International Dateline, park your charter boat on the American Sāmoa side and cast your line over to the Sāmoa side to catch a fish tomorrow!
    • Keeping with the nautical theme, take a New Year’s cruise where some liners sit directly on the International Dateline so passengers do the back to the future thing by walking from one side of the ship to the other.
    • Hopeless romantics can simply charter a boat and take a beautiful sunset cruise around Tutuila Island.
    • For American football fans, fly down to American Sāmoa in late December to catch the annual Sāmoa Bowl All Star Game, the last American football game played in the world!
    • Charter a luxury jet; starting in Sāmoa at mid-night, jet west and fly around the world in one day to arrive in American Sāmoa to see the sunset.
    • Another jet-set idea is to start with breakfast in the US Virgin Islands — the easternmost territory of the United States — then to Los Angeles for lunch and finally to Apia for a late dinner.
    • On a smaller scale, fly to the most western populated island in American Sāmoa, Ta‘ū, and watch the sun rise on the east coast; then fly back to Tutuila island, sit on the beach at Poloa and watch the sunset.
    • For something fun with a bit of exercise, play the last tennis game of the year at the American Sāmoa Tennis Club in Tafuna or surf the last waves off Tutuila.
    • Get a spiritual uplifting at the final church services of the year in American Sāmoa.

    So as to not cause a Pacific-wide cataclysmic tsunami — or any undo concern on the part of Rep. Hank Johnson, Jr. [D/GA-4], who worried in 2010 that Guam might become over-populated and capsize — the islands will remain in place and the International Date Line will, instead, shift to bisect the 222kᴍ straits separating the two Samoas.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow MOSAIC BIKINI

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 15, 2011

    Here’s a cheeky thirty-second advert by director Jérôme Py for www.naturisme.fr, the web portal dedicated to nudism in France. Simple, clever and effective; saucy, audacious and bold. Please accept apologies for not having an English translation available.

    Conservative Naturists arrow ATT’N: OBAMA-VOTING TRUCK OWNERS

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 14, 2011

    C.A.F.E. Spells R.I.P. for Trucks

    The ъαмα Regime’s pending 35.5 MPG Corporate Average Fuel Economy requirements — which for the first time apply to trucks as well as passenger cars — are going to make it very difficult for any automaker to sell trucks in volume in this country.

    Ford has just dropped the compact-size Ranger from its US model lineup — making it the first CAFE casualty — and surely larger trucks are on the endangered species list now too. Just as large V-8/RWD sedans were almost completely destroyed as mass-market vehicles by the original — and far less punitive — CAFE requirements that went into effect a quarter century ago.

    Even a small truck with a four-cylinder engine will have a hard time averaging 35.5 MPG. To get there, the truck would need to be capable of 40 MPG on the highway and 30 MPG in city driving. There are only a handful of economy cars that achieve 40 MPG on the highway right now. Trucks do worse, MPG-wise, because they’re heavier (to be able to do work such as pull a trailer or carry a pallet of bricks in the bed), less ærodynamic (in part because they need to ride higher off the ground than a car) and often ride on M/S-rated tires that have higher rolling resistance than standard passenger car radials. Fuel efficiency takes a back seat to capability.

    The just-canceled Ranger manages 23 city / 27 highway — or about 25 MPG average. For a truck, that’s not bad; but Ford would have had to get another 10 MPG out of Ranger to make the CAFE cut — and avoid CAFE fines. Ford probably dropped the Ranger from its US product portfolio because it realizes that getting a truck, any truck, to achieve 30 city / 40 highway-type driving will probably — almost certainly — require:

    • A dramatic reduction in weight via the use of composites rather than steel while maintaining the same level of crashworthiness;
    • Very high-efficiency turbo-diesel engines or other advanced technology, such as a hybrid powertrain;
    • Significant reduction in power/capability.

    All of which will increase the cost of the vehicle, perhaps to the extent that it is no longer economically viable to manufacture. The Ranger got nixed first in part because it’s a lower-on-the-totem-pole model than the best-selling F-Series; but CAFE is gunning for the F-truck too. It gets considerably poorer fuel economy than the Ranger, which will make it that much harder (read, economically untenable) to achieve compliance with the 35.5 MPG diktat.

    Even the government’s own estimates of the costs imposed by CAFE so far are startling high: $2.4 Billion — and that was back in 2003, when the Congressional Budget Office issued its report, The Economic Costs of Fuel Economy Standards Versus a Gasoline Tax. Mind, the $2.4 Billion referenced by the CBO assumed the old CAFE standard of 27.5 MPGs, not the recently enacted 35.5 MPG standard — which also, for the first time, applies to trucks. The old CAFE standard was much more lenient, with a separate, higher CAFE peg for light trucks. The CBO study also noted, presciently, that, “unit sales of light trucks would ultimately decline about twice as much as would those of cars.”

    So, what will the new 35.5 MPG standard cost us? Automotive Fleet, an industry journal, estimates it will add at least another $1,000 to the sticker price of every new vehicle sold and $52 billion cumulatively; and CAFE does not stop at 35.5 MPG by 2016. Chief Social Engineer Øbama pushed for — and got — a further bump to between 47 and 62 MPG by 2025!

    Want to take a guess what that will cost? The “sort-of” electric car Chevrolet Volt gives us a clue. It is capable of operating on electricity alone for 20 to 30 miles at a stretch and uses so very little fuel. It also has a sticker price of $40,000. Even with a massive federal subsidy of $7500 the thing still costs about as much to buy as a new BMW 3-Series or similar entry luxury-vehicle. It’s thus a toy, or at best, an engineering concept. Whatever you’d like to call it, it’s not economical — and few people, other than affluent people, can afford to buy one. It is doubtful GM would have even produced the Volt for retail sale absent the PR value and, of course, government subsidies.

    With trucks, it’s even worse because to a great extent the market for such vehicles is middle and working class. There are people in San Francisco and Washington with $200к annual incomes who will buy the Volt; but how many $40к-per-year electricians will be willing or even able to plunk down $30,000 for a high efficiency compact truck, as outlined above? Hence Ford’s decision to pull the Ranger from its US model line whilst continuing to sell it in other countries where there is no CAFE law.

    It’s an impossible situation for the car companies. You can’t have both very high fuel economy and the capability people expect at a reasonable cost, whilst also meeting all the government’s existing crashworthiness standards too.

    The latter is especially interesting because, for the first time, two mutually exclusive government edicts — one relating to fuel economy, the other relating to crashworthiness — are coming into obvious conflict. It would be relatively easy to chop a few hundred pounds off the typical truck and without doing anything else, score a significant increase in fuel economy. It would also be possible, with a lower curb weight, to use a smaller, less powerful engine and still maintain approximately the same performance while further increasing fuel economy (by dint of the fact that a smaller, less powerful engine would use less fuel). This would also have the happy effect of lowering the price of the vehicle since it costs nothing to remove weight or equipment that adds weight, such as the now-mandatory multiple air bags with which all vehicles must come equipped.

    Yet maintaining the vehicle’s compliance with existing and pending federal crashworthiness requirements, whilst also significantly reducing its curb weight, won’t be easily or cheaply done. It will probably require wholesale re-engineering of the vehicle, not merely replacing steel with high-strength, lightweight and very expensive composites. Major R&D will be involved and the end result, though possibly both safe and efficient will also cost a small fortune, just like the Chevrolet Volt.

    The people on the top floor of the Ford building are not idiots. They’ve crunched the numbers. They see the future. There is none for the Ranger — and soon, bigger trucks too. Bet your sweet bippie that GM and Chrysler are hip, too.

    It may be all over for trucks as mass-market vehicles. We just don’t realize it yet.

    Christian Naturists arrow O COME EMMANUEL

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 12, 2011

    What if Facebook (or, for that matter, NCH) existed two thousand eleven years ago? This video is an artistic take on how the story of the nativity might have read had Joseph, Mary, Zechariah and Elizabeth kept in touch via social network. Follow this historical period as it unfolds as a digital narrative. This vignette highlights the truths and circumstances of our Savior’s birth in a fresh, unique way that emulates our world to-day. The background song, O Come Emmanuel by Folk Angel — as well as this video — is available from IgniterMedia.com.

    Conservative Naturists arrow DEBATES! DEBATES! DEBATES!

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 10, 2011

    Think you’ve seen all you can see in the GOP debates? Well think again! Brian Sack is a writer, author, voiceover artist, actor and host who lends his talents to bring humour to the political scene. Currently working in conjunction with Glenn Beck on the Internet video network GBTV. Brian wrote In the Event of My Untimely Demise and the forthcoming The B.S. of A.: A Primer in Politics for the Incredibly Disenchanted along with several newspaper and magazine articles.

    With no regard to his personal safety, Brian proudly stands before a microphone and says things for TV and radio adverts, audio books and video games. At other times, much like a Minuteman sans musket, Brian will — at a moment’s notice — stand in front of a camera and say things: sometimes funny; other times, not. Sometimes that is on purpose; and when not doing all that, he yells “Freedom!” out of a fifth storey window.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow QUIGLEY UP OVER

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 7, 2011

    Sean Quigley, a sixteen-year-old Grade-11 student at Oak Park High School in Winnipeg has produced, directed, edited and stars in a music video homage to his Saviour that is taking YouTube by winter storm. Filmed on the snowy streets of his home town, Quigley rocks the Christmas standard Little Drummer Boy which, he explains, “… speaks to me so much.”

    … and to all a Good Night.

    Canada is Nude arrow QUIGLEY UP OVER / M. QUIGLEY, LE CANADIEN

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 7, 2011

    Sean Quigley, des seize ans et un Grade-11 étudiant au École Secondaire Oak Park à Winnipeg a produit, réalisé, monté et les étoiles dans un hommage vidéo de musique au Sauveur qui est en train de YouTube par la tempête d’hiver. Tourné dans les rues enneigées de sa ville natale, rochers Quigley la norme de Noël Little Drummer Boy, qui, explique t-il, «… le parle tant à me.»

    Sean Quigley, a sixteen-year-old Grade-11 student at Oak Park High School in Winnipeg has produced, directed, edited and stars in a music video homage to his Saviour that is taking YouTube by winter storm. Filmed on the snowy streets of his home town, Quigley rocks the Christmas standard “Little Drummer Boy” which, he explains, “… speaks to me so much.”

    Conservative Naturists arrow Third Party

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 7, 2011

    It’s easy to understand people in a populous state like California favouring opposition to the Electoral College; jurisdictions with a large electorate could wield a lot more clout over the rest of the country via a direct vote. Of the 56 presidential elections, only thrice were there anomalies where the plurality of the nationwide popular vote did not coïncide with that of the Electoral. The system has faithfully performed its function 95% of the time by ensuring that the President of the United States has both sufficient popular support to govern and that his popular support is sufficiently distributed throughout the country to enable him to govern effectively. Quite an acceptable record.

    Since third parties generally start as regional phenomena, a third-party president would possess no national mandate and lack the platform that appeals coast-to-coast. The introduction of a third party to the Executive Branch would assure legislative stagnation far greater than observed to-day in Washington, DC. The president needs affiliations in the Congress to, in a sense, do his or her bidding. Sans political alliances, the occupant of the White House would be just that — an occupant.

    Assuring a voice to the individual, enhancing the status of minority groups and maintaining a separation of powers within the three branches are paramount to the American conservative. Though not perfect, a two-party system is the most stable to assure the federal character of the United States of America. The fact that the Electoral College was originally designed to solve one set of problems but to-day serves to solve an entirely different set of problems is a tribute to the genius of the Founding Fathers.

    Conservative Naturists arrow Third Party

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 3, 2011

    Contrary to the зviƨƨзяgoяq ideology that has metastasized into so many aspects of this great nation, American history is not secretive, shunned or rewritten — the account of the Founding Fathers is to be told, cherished and passed onto future generations as a badge of pride and honour. To put it another way, “By all means, share the American Story with friends, family and especially nā keiki.”

    Conservative Naturists arrow Third Party

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 1, 2011

    The United States of America is a republic, not a democracy. The purpose of a REPUBLIC is to control the legislative power of the majority in order to protect the individual’s God-given, unalienable rights. The defence of the all minorities’ rights and the liberties of the people in general is preserved.

    On the other hand, a DEMOCRACY has a very different purpose and is an entirely different system of government; the chief characteristic and distinguishing feature being the rule by an omnipotent majority. In a democracy, the individual — or any group of individuals composing any minority — has no protection against the unlimited power of the majority. This is why, in American politics, the liberal party is known as the Democrats and the conservatives are the Republicans.

    The form of government is known as a federal presidential constitutional republic which means the USA has a limited government of the representative type, created by a written Constitution — adopted by the People and changeable only by the People via amendment.

    The Electoral College ensures the President will build a nationwide coalition to demonstrate he (or she) will be a good representative for the diverse nation composed of both small and large sovereign states. Conversely, candidates who focus on only a handful of states or metropolitan areas will not be successful. In other words, to win the presidency, one must be successful in simultaneous elections across fifty states and the District of Columbia. The Electoral College preserves federalism, encourages the parties’ nominees build national alliances and grants definitive electoral outcomes.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Hot Tubs and Nudists

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 1, 2011

    Good gravy — If you suffer pangs of anxiety over your complex immune system not being up to the normal task of fighting germ warfare, just quietly stay away from the Jacuzzi. People have been relaxing and socializing in communal hot waters for millennia; common sense and decency will keep the risks at a minimum. We are bombarded with a new health peril almost daily: don’t drink coffee, watch your sugars, stay out of the sun, minimize alcohol, no peanuts on airplanes, put down the salt-shaker. Enough with the hyperbole. If you cannot be responsible for yourself or are in need of a nanny, write to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, give away your liberties and let the rest of us enjoy one of the simple pleasures of nude recreation sans hysteria.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Nov 26, 2011

    At risk of being pedantic, we need to properly delineate for what we are vying. A RIGHT is something that is inherent to an individual: It is as much a part of a person as eye colour or intellect, something with which someone is born — indeed, endowed by our Creator. Since rights do not come from a government, a government cannot withdraw them; they can only protect or usurp them. Conversely, any activity that a government gives permission to do, or any generosity they deign to bestow, is a PRIVILEGE, to which it ultimately is revocable by that government.

    Michael Badnarik wrote the following regarding “rights” versus “privileges” in his book Good to be King: The Foundation of our Constitutional Freedom:

    I define a RIGHT as something you can do without asking for permission. The opposite of a right, therefore, is something you cannot do without asking for permission. Any time you need permission to do something it is a PRIVILEGE. Black’s Law Dictionary defines this as, “… a particular and peculiar benefit or advantage enjoyed by a person, company or class, beyond the common advantages of other citizens. [sic] An exceptional or extraordinary power or exemption.” Rights and privileges are opposites. I have three corollaries to the definition of rights. They are:
    • All rights are derived from property;
    • Every right implies a responsibility; and
    • The only limitation on your rights is the equal rights of others.

    To illustrate, consider walking across your property or your neighbour’s yard; the former requires no permission, the latter most certainly does. Too many people have based their dreams on mistaking privileges for rights and need to consider the unforeseen consequences when envisioning their Nudist Utopia. We already have the privilege to be nude where it is private or appropriate — say, a secluded garden or a nudist club — but to invoke right status could result in undesirable situations like a naked pedophile, albeit sans prior conviction, rightfully loitering in a school zone. There are already jurisdictions where women are permitted to be top-free yet these provinces are far from being Areolæ Elysia.


    Western societies still have a long ways to cut through the top-free paradigm enjoyed by other less advanced cultures.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Nov 25, 2011

    Paradise Valley Club is one of a plethora of nudist retreats that thrived in the 1950s and ’60s, only to disappear with nary a trace. Chartered in 1964 by the American Health Alliance, it was located on the — then — southern outskirts of Boise, at 1707 Division Avenue. Back then, the Idaho capital had about one-fifth the population as to-day and its politically conservative tilt lent to the freedom from obtrusive governmental regulations.


    Not much history has been found regarding Paradise Valley Club. Public records reveal the house located at the old address was built in 1931 whilst neighbouring domiciles were constructed in the mid-1980s. Coïncidentally, the Bare Backers Nudist Club was founded in 1981, just about the time the old grounds of PVC were being developed into suburbia. Only a couple Ed Lange photographs identified as from the club are available. Hopefully further research will yield more information about this bygone Boise beauty.


    A panorama of the city of Boise with the capitol in the centre; Paradise Valley Club was at the far right of the image.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Nov 25, 2011


    Diary of a Nudist was extremely controversial and daring in its day; the kind of movie teenagers with fake IDs would go to see at the drive-in theatre. Though its raison d’être is the nudity, it is no more daring than many rated movies of to-day. There are plenty of bare bums of both genders along with a bounty of bouncing beautiful breasts but very little else: No titillation, no sexual situations, nothing explicit; and everybody always seems to be carrying around hats, towels or magazines in front of their genitals! “Diary …” is simply a film of healthy, beautiful people doing everyday things in the buff.

    Still the movie is a lot of fun to watch, even if there seems to be so much tedium and a tortoise-moving excuse of a plot. Director and writer Doris Wishman went to Pennsylvania’s Sunny Rest Resort as well as Sunny Palms Lodge for the backdrop of her 1961 skin flick. The scenery is beautiful, a glimpse into what Heaven would look like, but that’s about all “Diary of a Nudist” has going for it. Nonetheless, enjoy a trip back to the early sixties’ interpretation of nudism.

    Newspaper editor Arthur Sherwood (Norman Casserly) is on a hunting trip when he accidentally stumbles upon a nudist camp in the woods. He is very shocked by this and decides to send reporter Stacy Taylor (Davee Decker) to the camp so she can write an exposé on the camp and get it closed. However, much to her surprise, Stacy finds that she enjoys the nudist lifestyle and writes some very positive articles on her experiences, which doesn’t sit well with Arthur. He then decides to join the camp himself and write his own story.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Nov 24, 2011

    Nothing says Thanksgiving better than gathering with family and friends around the dinner table to engage in a spirited discussion about current events …



    Hau‘oli Lā Ho‘omaika‘i from Hawai‘i Nei!

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Nov 20, 2011

    Time to add my 2¢ worth: Before this thread descends into the realm of a tit-for-tat by deviating from the original subject, let’s address the reasoning for such postings. It’s obvious which pictures are in question — they’re so apparent, they are borderline absurd. Yet they have sparked commentary; to that, brilliant! CAVEAT: Never load PhotoShop onto a Commodore-64.

    + =

    If these wrecked beach images are meant to deceive, then the perpetrator knows not his audience here. PhotoShop is an art medium just as time-lapse photography onto film or an editor with airbrush is: It opens a surreal universe that we normally cannot see. The personal galleries for each NCH member is just that — personal. It is a way to allow the profile’s owner to express him~ or herself a thousand words at a time. The only dishonesty comes when said member uses another person’s portrait as their primary photograph. To that, there have been scores of fake profiles reported, usually with a foreign celebrity’s picture — typically a soccer or Bollywood star — submitted. Those are the unethical ones on this site and BRIAN takes care of them swiftly.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Nov 3, 2011

    An incredible moment was captured on live television this past Monday when two news anchors realised the name on the winning ticket for a $2,000,000 lottery was that of their colleague.

    Global BC hosts Sophie Lui and Squire Barnes were stunned to discover sports anchor Barry Deley had won the jackpot prize as they presented their Monday morning show from Vancouver. Barnes then telephoned his friend live on air to tell the new millionaire what had happened, to which a delighted Deley replied: “You know people are going to think this is kind of fishy don’t you?”

    He now has the choice of $2м in cash or one of four properties in the area worth up to $2.5м after winning the BC Children’s Hospital Dream Lottery, which is drawn live on Global BC each year. Barnes revealed that Deley had been a regular benefactor to the Children’s Hospital ever since doctors there helped his 11-year-old daughter overcome leukemia in 2004.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Oct 31, 2011

    What happens to wind turbines when they die after 20 years? Residents of both Moloka‘i and Lāna‘i look to the Island of Hawai‘i with anxiety of the apocalyptic scenes at Kamā‘oa or Lālāmilo occurring on their islands. This is a modern day David vs. Goliath story of two little islands trying to fight a Big Government agenda from ruining their lifestyle with a very inefficient, big-money technology to power O‘ahu with absolutely no benefit to the host islands.


    Visitors to Ka Lae, the southernmost point of the USA, pass this “green energy” albatross.

    P. F. Bentley, a resident on the west side of Moloka‘i, traveled to the southern tip of Hawai‘i to document the post-industrial wasteland at Kamā‘oa in Ka‘ū District — a 1980s’ leftover from the last tax-credit-driven wind bubble. Built in 1986 and tied to the HELCo power grid a year later, the 37 battered and beaten Mitsubishi 250 кW turbines essentially stopped producing energy and went dormant in August 2006.


    The wind farm at Lālāmilo Wells in South Kohala District before it began to fall apart.

    Yet Kamā‘oa is not the only “clean energy” junkyard scarring the Island of Hawai‘i. Mauka of Puakō, far removed from the resort artery known as the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Highway , is the Lālāmilo wind farm. It was commissioned in 1985 by HELCo with the purported capacity to produce 1.56 мW of electricity from 81 wind generators. An electronic shock absorber (ESA) designed to stabilize the rapid fluctuations inherent to wind energy, was installed in January 2006; but how much electricity was there to buffer? By October of that year — following the 6.7 and 6.0 earthquakes — the severely damaged ESA was off line and toppled derricks littered the landscape. However in fact, most of Lālāmilo turbines either fell or burned out long ago. The South Kohala ruins are simply another taxpayer-funded Big Government green boondoggle.

    Bentley’s film, IAM Aftermath, was sponsored by the group I Aloha Moloka‘i who opposes the installation of wind turbines as well as the undersea cable traversing the Kaiwi Channel to send power from the Friendly Island to Honolulu. “After ruining our ‘āina, the resulting little power all goes to O‘ahu; none of it goes for Moloka‘i.”


    Where did the massive government subsidies go? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

    This is an ongoing and growing issue for Moloka‘i, something to which residents are very opposed. In two recent polls, over 95% of the island’s population do not want wind turbines. Similar numbers were found across the Kalohi Channel amongst the residence of Lāna‘i. Whilst the other islands have been overdeveloped, Moloka‘i and Lāna‘i still retain the old sense of Hawai‘i in their people, culture and lifestyle. Both Kamā‘oa and Lālāmilo rank among the world’s best potentiated wind energy sites yet, even with massive government subsidies and tax-credits, neither works. Are Moloka‘i and Lāna‘i next?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Oct 28, 2011

    On the one hand, members of Absolute Naturists vehemently defend their “right” (read that privilege) to be nude with aspirations to do so anywhere and everywhere regardless of law or social norms; and on the other hand, they are affronted by the fact that society as a whole views nudity as an anomaly to which one practicing it should be subjected to gawking or consternation. We oft speak of the tyranny of being forced to conform to the covering of our bodies whilst in the textile world yet we then advocate a reflective attitude towards those who venture into our realm by requiring them to immediately bare all; isn’t this just tit-for-tat?

    The freedom and tolerance for which we strive also apply equally to those who do not share our beliefs. If a nudist is “absolute” as defined by this group’s participants, then the worry of stares or the discomfort of being amongst dressed individuals ought not to apply. GORDON is right: “When in Rome, [d]o as the Romans do.” Someone coming into an established nude area must A) be properly informed that a clothes-free environment exists, and B) respect the notion that nudity will be exercised by others. Said person choosing to remain dressed amongst nudists is the odd one out and relatively harmless; if he/she is there to gawk, then the line of societal decency has been crossed and should be resolved post-haste. Be the master of your domain!

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Oct 26, 2011

    One aspect thus far not discussed offers its own conundrum. Of all the pros and cons revolving around top-free liberties, the arguments for cultural and societal norms, flat-chestedness versus man-boobs or the ponderances of self-esteem and body image — all focused on the privileges of one gender over the other — it seems to boil down to what one has “down there” determines what can be shown “up there.” Case in point: Chaz (née Chastity) Bono.

    Prior to gender re-assignment surgery in 2010, Chastity was compelled to cover her breasts yet post-operation Chaz is free to doff his shirt. Interesting! Of course the rules work in reverse for a male-to-female transition where the textile society expect proper breast covering once hormone replacement therapy begin to have the desired effect. Surely this is a more complex subject than the example presented here but the fact remains that when rules are written and enacted based in emotion or opinion, there is no logic.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Oct 25, 2011

    Nudity is illegal at state beaches in Hawai‘i according to state park regulations. That is the official position of the State of Hawai‘i; however, as is often the case, nothing is that simple. The fact is, there are beaches that are well known as “nude,” “top-free” or “clothing-optional” around the Islands.

    There is also some question as to whether nude sunbathing or swimming is actually illegal in Hawai‘i. Dr. George R. Harker, a former professor at Western Illinois University and a nude enthusiast based in Hawai‘i wrote an interesting overview of a court case addressing these issues in the following article for his Dr. Leisure web site.



    IS IT LEGAL TO BE NUDE ON A NUDE BEACH IN HAWAI‘I?
    Dr. George R. Harker: Maui, Hawai‘i

    A recent ruling by the Supreme Court of Hawai‘i suggests that indeed it just may be, or at the very least it is not indecent exposure under Hawai‘i Revised Statutes. On 18th October, 1998, six men were arrested for being nude on “Polo Beach” at Makaleha Beach Park, a beach popular on O‘ahu as a nude beach. All were charged and convicted of violating HRS §707-734 renamed Indecent exposure and redefined in 1993.

    HRS §707-734 Indecent exposure: (1) A person commits the offense of indecent exposure if, the person intentionally exposes the person’s genitals to a person to whom the person is not married under circumstances in which the actor’s conduct is likely to cause affront.

    The Circuit Judge found the men guilty as charged. Reasoning that anyone coming across these individuals on the beach could be affronted, the judge said, “I don’t have to have testimony before me from the policemen that they were affronted. All I have to do is have the facts before me that would indicate that a reasonable person under the same circumstances could and would be affronted by it.” Apparently, according to the judge, it is young children and elderly persons which are particularly prone to be affronted by beach nudity. Well, the Supreme Court didn’t see it quite the same way. It reversed the convictions of the four who appealed on 29th September, 2000. A brief review of their analysis should yield insight into whether nude sunbathing in Hawai‘i is legal or illegal and whether it is indecent exposure or not. The Court noted that the exposure of genitals had to be intentional and with a conscious object to affront the other individual. It was also important that the person not be married to the person doing the exposing.

    Under Hawai‘i law, there are four states of mind: intentional, knowing, reckless and negligent. In this regulation, the operative state of mind is intentional; nothing more and nothing less. The Supreme Court had trouble with the idea of intentional because the other individuals were also naked and it didn’t make any sense that the individual was trying to cause alarm to any of the other persons on the beach. The Court also noted that the act had to be directed to some specific person, not someone who might or might not happen along. Clearly whether the police were affronted or not was immaterial.

    Some mention was made of a legislative committee report which stated, “The newly titled section is intended to deal with behaviour such as nude sunbathing or streaking, which does not cause alarm or fear of bodily harm, in circumstances where it is likely to be an affront to a substantial part of the community.” (Sen. Com. Rep. № 1000, in 1991 Senate Journal, at 1103.) The Court took the position that the law was very clear as to what it meant and to bring in other interpretations not self-evident would lead to constitutional questions best left out of the picture. The real crime in this story is the cost in money and energy to those arrested. It took two years and thousands of dollars for the court to make the determination that should be self-evident to any public prosecutor with a minimal amount of intelligence. Some of the funding for the appeal came from the Naturist Action Committee and the Naturist Education Foundation.

    Ironically the closing of Kaloko-Honokōhau to nude use — the catalysis for the formation of the Kona Sun Klub — was challenged in Federal Court and the Judge used the idea that State of Hawai‘i regulations prohibit nude sunbathing as the basis to allow the National Park Service to violate its own procedures in that closing. It is interesting to note that the people whose convictions for nude sunbathing were all local and lived on the Island. Yet the fact of the arrest was not lost on the tourist. The islands of O‘ahu and Hawai‘i both suffered a decline in visitation in 1998. It appears to be self-evident that the decline was directly attributed to the anti-nude sunbathing and ocean bathing activities of individuals.

    Can one legally sunbathe nude in Hawai‘i? Clearly the answer is yes as long as the sunbather doesn’t have an attitude or tries to intentionally affront someone. Due to the 1993 change in wording, one’s appearance may alarm someone, it just may not affront. Remember also that the operative word is “intentionally.” It is not your fault if you are well endowed and the mere site of it makes people shudder!

    In a concurring opinion by J. Ramil, the Justice noted that the, “… majority’s analysis does not yield a result apparently inconsistent with the legislative purpose and design of Hawai‘i Revised Statute §707-734(1993).” The opinion of the Court by J. Acoba alluded to the 1991 legislative committee report which talked of prohibiting nude sunbathing and streaking and decided that such language didn’t apply to all nude sunbathing. So in conclusion, if somebody wants to get naked in Hawai‘i, the key is go to an established nude beach and join those already there. An established nude beach is one mentioned in a guide book and/or established by local use. Hawai‘i has a long tradition of nude bathing that predates the tourist and the missionaries. Many residents and visitors alike want to see this aspect of the local culture returned. With the clear decision by the Supreme Court of Hawai‘i, the legal path to re-establishing nude beaches is open but the ingrained attitude of misguided activists will continue to stymie the nudists’ efforts.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Oct 24, 2011

    Believe We Can Change …

    … YES WE CAIN!

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Oct 24, 2011

    The New York Post: “It’s a den of thieves! Occupy Wall Street protesters said yesterday that packs of brazen crooks within their ranks have been robbing their fellow demonstrators blind, making off with pricey cameras, phones and laptops — and even a hefty bundle of donated cash and food. ‘Stealing is our biggest problem at the moment,’ said Nan Terrie, 18, a kitchen and legal-team volunteer from Fort Lauderdale.”

    Another protester was crying, “I had my MAC stolen — that was like $5500. Every night, something else is gone. Last night, our entire [kitchen] budget for the day was stolen, so the first thing I had to do was … get the message out to our supporters that we needed food! Crafty cat burglars sneaked into the makeshift kitchen at Zuccotti Park overnight and swiped as much as $2500 in donated greenbacks from right under the noses of volunteers who’d fallen asleep after a long day whipping up meals for the hundreds of hungry protesters,” the volunteers said. “I had umbrellas stolen, a fold-up bed I brought because my back is bad — they took that, too!”

    Then there’s security volunteer Harry Wyman, 22 of Brooklyn, who was furious about the thievery and vowed to get tough with the predatory perpetrators. “I’m not getting paid, but I’m not going to stand for it. Why people got to come here and do stupid stuff? All it does is make people not want to come here anymore.”

    ‘Auwe, what a shame …

    Wait … Isn’t that what these anti-capitalists are all about — stealing? The protesters are carrying signs that say, “We just want your money.” So (addressing the protestors) apparently the problem is called stealing when it happens to you but when it happens to others, it’s social justice. The whole idea here is if somebody’s got a $5500 MAC and you don’t have a $5500 MAC, then you’re entitled to it. The same if there was an envelope of $2500 of cash in the kitchen and it’s not yours; you’re simply entitled to it.

    Make no mistake: The perpetrators are the same people that have learned to scam Medicare and Social Security. They see exactly what makes the bulk of the Occupy (city) hordes: a collection of absolute birdbrains. They see a bunch of spoiled rotten, mostly rich, kids. They know there will be a lot of money there and a lot of goodies. So they wait until these people burn themselves out at the end of the day and get all tired; then they walk in as fellow protesters and just walk out with whatever they want. It’s that easy because these protesters can’t fathom anybody taking anything from them.

    Yet when they do, it’s a terrible injustice.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Sep 30, 2011

    Governmental regulations are not the front line. There needs to be a dramatic paradigm shift in the public’s perception of decency. In the early 1980s, Italy dropped their top restrictions for females. Some three decades later, ladies can — and do — go topfree but they are still a small minority amongst the women who opt to wear both halves of their bikini.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Sep 28, 2011

    Just remember: The quest for equality can backfire if lawmakers of the jurisdiction opt to require males to conform to the rules currently imposed upon females. The “few who wish to control the many” have taken the art of double-speak to a despicable level. The scales of justice can be levelled by either lifting one side up or pushing the other side down.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Sep 21, 2011

    Being at a loss for words at the sight of yet another presidential protocol gaffe: This time it’s [ZERO] raising his hand in front of Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj, the President of Mongolia. The embarrassing moment was captured whilst an assemblage of national leaders gathered for the Open Government Partnership event at the United Nations on Tuesday, 20th September.


    The floor is open to write your own caption to accompany this faux pas.

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Sep 18, 2011

    這聽起來像 Alex 的朋友有一個裸體主義社會的不同理解。對裸體主義的理想是從衣服免費欣賞整個人。它不是有關查看 “淘氣位”。這是窺淫癖。我們的建議是,讓您的相機在你的上半身集中,畢竟,你看一個人的臉時,交談,而不是生殖器。如果他繼續強調在視頻他的陰莖,停止觀看;像改變頻道如果你不喜歡的節目。如果这些活动是发生在 NCH 聊天室,请务必立即报告。

    Where did you first look: His face? His penis?
    The three naked girls in the background?!


    你在哪儿先来看看他的脸?
    他的阴茎? 背景中的三个裸女?!

    It sounds like ALEX’s friend has a different understanding of social nudism. The ideal of nudism is to be free from clothes and to appreciate the whole person. It is not about viewing the “naughty bits.” That is voyeurism. Our suggestion is to keep your camera focused on your upper body; after all, you look at a person’s face when conversing, not the genitals. If he continues to emphasize his penis on video, discontinue viewing; like changing the channel if you do not like the programme. If these activities are happening in the NCH chat room, please sure to immediately report them.

    Pacific Specific arrow HAWAI‘I SNOW TRUMPS AL GORE SHOW

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Sep 18, 2011

    Al Gore treated the globe to “24 Hours of Reality” this past Wednesday and Thursday but, before the finale, Mother Nature stepped in with a show of her own.

    As Hour Six opened from the Hilo offices of the Mauna Loa CO2 observatory, Hawai‘i Lieutenant Governor Brian Schatz warned ominously that the islands are “particularly vulnerable to the impacts of climate change.”

    Schatz mentioned, “… Rising sea levels, impacts to marine and costal eco-systems, and impacts to our fresh water supply from encroachment of sea water into our aquifers.”

    The Lieutenant Governor didn’t mention summer snow though that is exactly what Hawai‘i received. By sunrise, the crown of Mauna Kea —clearly visible across the Humu‘ula Saddle from the CO2 observatory on Mauna Loa — was dusted with about an inch of the white stuff.

    Time-lapse video taken in the tropical moonlight shows snowfall at the Mauna Kea Astronomical Observatories beginning about 03:00 Thursday morning, Hour 14 of the Gore “Reality Show.”

    Presenters included Maxine Burkett, an Associate Professor of Law and Director of the Centre for Island Climate Adaptation and Policy at the University of Hawai‘i. Questioned about the Hawai‘i snow, Burkett had a ready explanation: BIVN reports Burkett “… said that warmer air holds more moisture. We can expect to see more rains – and greater drought – if trends continue.” If this year’s trends continue, Hawai‘i will soon have snow during July and August!

    On 21st May, 2007, the late Augie Auer, Chief of the Meteorological Service of New Zealand, said of Global Warming: “We’re all going to survive this. It’s all going to be a joke in five years.”

    His prediction has come true eight months early.

    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Aug 22, 2011


    “Lean Forward” — a new slogan for MSNBC or the words of a proctologist?

    It’s always amazing when a left wing affirmative-action dolt like Maxine Waters has an epiphany, if only before being drawn back into the cushy liberal fold of elitism. Last week, Ms Waters — the scandal-riddled California member of Congress from the haughty Hancock Park district of Los Angeles — suddenly realized that Barack Hussein Obama is ignoring Black neighbourhoods, be it Watts or Oakland, Détroit or Cleveland, St Louis or Atlanta. The most historical first Black president shuns the Black community.

    Why? Simple: He knows he already has their vote. Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free? The whole assumption that blocs of voters are dedicated to one candidate or another based on the colour of their skin is, in itself, racist. Yet this type of politicking has been fundamental for the Democяᴀᴛs for decades. Obama knows he has the blind loyalty of the “Black vote” so why waste time worrying about their plight? It’s not like he is going to receive substantial financial support from the inner-cities; hence the snob-knobbing hob-knobbing on Martha’s Vineyard with all those über-rich liberal Caucasian liberals (that’s all right, his other half will understand … and so will Michelle).


    Speaking of Ms Waters — wait, it was the cow/milk thing — surely people have noticed by now that the Democяᴀᴛs talk a good campaign but rarely deliver: How’s that War on Poverty working? Those ladies from Détroit are still awaiting that “Obama Stash.” Unfortunately, the money is not free. It’s our tax money with which O and the rest of the sǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd buy constituents. To that, one has to ask, What is the Difference between Slaves on Plantations and Blacks Who Blindly Vote for Democяᴀᴛs?

    The slave owners provided their property free housing, free food, free healthcare, free transportation to the fields and a menial education sufficient to perform the expected tasks; the only thing they demanded from their slaves in return was unquestioning loyalty.

    The ɘviƨƨɘяgoяq Democяᴀᴛs, for at least the last half century, have promised their constituents free housing, free food, free healthcare and a menial education sufficient to correctly mark the ballot … and free transportation to a voting booth in their precinct or another when needed.

    So Maxine Waters complains about her people not receiving attention from ☭bama (the fact that she sounds like she represents only some in her district will wait another day). The fact is, Blacks are not the only people subjected to this treatment by the Left: Democяᴀᴛs keep the homosexual community in check by scaring them into believing Republicans are evil — the Log Cabin Republicans must know otherwise; Democяᴀᴛs keep Hispanics under control by pushing Spanish instead of helping them assimilate and excel through teaching them English — keep them separated from the rest of American society; Democяᴀᴛs keep women submissive with cultural wedges like abortion, convincing them voting liberal is in their economic interest — and they have activists like Jeaneane Garofalo to do their bidding; Democяᴀᴛs keep the Jewish population in the attic with rhetoric and Nazi-comparisons — despite the unbound compassion and support for Israel found amongst conservatives.


    The rant that Herman Cain is paid to be a Republican candidate or that conservative women suffer from Stockholm Syndrome is as repugnant as the racism that exists on the Left. If people blindly vote Democяᴀᴛ year-after-year with never a thought of what have I got to show for my loyalty?, then they are either slaves to the liberals or a damned fool. The Democяᴀᴛ Party dumbs people down, keeps them stupid, keeps them poor and keeps them dependent, all in the name of compassion. It’s one of the most amazing hoaxes and frauds that have ever been achieved. Yet they’ve been getting away with it for 50 years! Do these drones to the Left realize they’ve been complaining about the same things your whole life? That they’ve been grumbling about the same economic circumstances? That they’ve been scared the bogeymen are going to get them but the threats never materialize?

    Conservatives recognise every man and woman as an individual: a unique, distinct person with the inalienable ability to be successful. Yes, there are those who do need assistance — a hand up, not a hand-out — and they are willing to assist the helpless but not the clueless.

    Pacific Specific arrow L-CPL CHRISTOPHER L. CAMERO

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Aug 18, 2011

    Members of the South Kohala community stood to-day in honour of United States Marine Corps Lance Corporal Christopher L. Camero, the first soldier from this district to be killed in action whilst supporting Operation: Enduring Freedom as part of the Global War on Terror.

    Hundreds, if not thousands, of our fellow citizens with flags and banners lined the funeral procession’s route which departed Annunciation Catholic Church at 11:00 this morning and arrived at the West Hawai‘i Veterans Memorial Cemetery an hour later. The route was along the mauka Māmalahoa Highway , turning onto Waikoloa Road, makai through Waikoloa Village, then left on Queen Ka‘ahumanu Highway and onto the gravesite, just past Kūki‘o. Once the official procession passed, many got into their own vehicles and become part of the motorcade.

    Lance Cpl. Christopher L. Camero of Waimea died 15th July 2011 in Germany of wounds suffered whilst conducting combat operations in Helmand province, Afghanistan. He was assigned to 3rd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division of the I Marine Expeditionary Force based in Twentynine Palms, California.

    The infantryman came from a military family and as a young boy he was always saluting. His aunt, Florida Ballio, said Chris was born 22nd February 1992 in the Philippines and emigrated at about age five where he was raised in the paniolo town of Waimea. “He always goes fishing with his father whenever he gets time,” Auntie Florida said. Chris was a 2010 graduate of Honoka‘a High School and loved the martial arts — judo and karate — football, fishing and cooking. He always wanted to be a Marine and was set to join after graduating.

    Camero’s infantry battalion is stationed in the upper Gereshk Valley, just south of Sangin. The 3rd Battalion, 4th Marines had replaced another battalion landing team temporarily assigned to the area while US Marines moved into violent opium poppy-growing regions of northern Helmand. In June, Ṭālibān insurgents increased their attacks in an apparent bid to regain lost territory.

    On 6th July 2011, L-Cpl. Camero stepped on an improvised explosive device — a homemade bomb — whilst patrolling the Nahr-e-saraj district. He was transported to military hospital in Germany where his legs had to be amputated and he was placed on life support. Chris succumbed to his wounds ten days later. He was 19.

    A friend who attended boot camp with Camero wrote on his web site: “His lifelong goal was to become a Marine, and his childhood dream came true … I heard you were hit by an IED and I prayed for you. I will never forget you or any of the stunts we pulled.

    Camero was serving his first combat deployment since he enlisted in the Marine Corps on 7th June 2010; he arrived in Afghanistan on 12th April 2011. The Lance-Corporal’s service awards include the Purple Heart, Combat Action Ribbon, Global War on Terrorism Medal, National Defense Service Medal, Sea Service Deployment Ribbon and Afghanistan Campaign Medal.






    Semper Fidelis.

    Conservative Naturists arrow JUST FOR LAUGHS ?

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Aug 17, 2011

    OBAMA
    (to the tune of Tom Sawyer by Rush)






    A push button warrior
    Mean mean stand,
    To-day’s Obama
    Afghanistan.

    Though his politics are bent
    Just put him down as arrogant
    He’s resolved to cut defense
    Riding out the day’s events
    The sniveller …

    What you say about his company
    Is what you say ’bout his policy
    Catch the mist, catch his myth
    Catch his mystery; catch my drift?

    The word is, the word is
    Hope and change are deep
    Maybe as his lies are wide …

    To-day’s Obama
    He thinks low of you
    And the truth he evades
    He puts tax on you.

    No health care is not for rent
    From any dog or government
    All his hope is full of discontent
    He knows change ain’t permanent
    But change IS!

    And what you say about his ideology
    Is what he says about a bag of tea
    Catch the terrorists, catch the twits
    Catch the sprint, catch the spit.

    The world is, the world is
    In financial deep
    Maybe as his ears are wide …

    Exit the one-termer
    To-day’s Obama
    He gets axed by you
    And green energy you trade
    He gets the friction from the right of the day.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow WE SAW NAKED PEOPLE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jul 11, 2011

    Without the necessary $4000 membership fee, the quintessential slackers Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony in order to see naked people. First aired in September 1993, Naked Colony is the fifth episode from Season III and stars the oratory talents of series creator Mike Judge with other voices provided by Kristofor Brown, Guy Maxtone-Graham, Toby Huss, Chris Marcil, Chris Phillips, Dale Reeves and Gail Thomas. They seem like a good risk …

    Absolute Naturists arrow Naturism as a Philosphy - Nudism is Not

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jul 8, 2011

    It’s a matter of semantics for some whilst others evoke a greater philosophical ponderance, usually to satisfy their own personal compass. If you would, SUNBUNNY, please post a link to the article so that we can read, digest and respond with better authority. Mahalo …

    NOTE from SB: It was a letter to the editor in the May 2011 AANR Bullentin entitled, “Nudism: Yesterday, Today and the Future.” The last lines read: “‘Nude Recreation’ … that’s an indulgence. ‘Naturism’ … that’s a philosphy.”

    Absolute Naturists arrow Positive news story

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jul 6, 2011

    This report was first broadcast in the Dallas Ft Worth area one year ago to-day; Skinbook closed two months later. Co-founder Karl Maddocks posted a brief message to his subscribers on the 12th September 2010 explaining the site’s departure from the Internet: “After all the effort (and money) we have put into saving the Skinbook network; the complaining, negativity, abuse and general lack of support we have received from our users has been, quite frankly, disgusting …”

    ASA Days arrow THE A S A JOURNALS

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jul 4, 2011










    The history of nudist magazines and that of the American Sunbathing Association walked congruent courses. Though 1933 is traditionally accepted as the genesis of North American social nudism, the concept of being free from clothes was commonplace with many First Nation and Native American people who simply didn’t include Victorian principles of modesty and shame in their cultures; and many colonialists were known to enjoy a daily skinny-dip or air-bath. Then a short newsletter known as The Nudist, published by Rev. Ilsley Boone, switched to an illustrated magazine format and established itself as the first official ASA periodical.

    By the end of its first year, “Uncle Danny” Boone’s distribution list included 2000 mail subscribers and 110.000 copies on newsstand displays. The Nudist included articles and counsel news, updated calendars of events, reviews of affiliated camps and contact information for nearly four dozen US and Canadian clubs. It also presented a number of self-censored images of carefully posed nudists as well as some where genitals were obscured by air-brushing. It was the latter that troubled many within the ASA circles because it gave the impression that some parts of the human body are obscene — in direct contrast to a basic philosophy of nudism.

    Boone concurred and began to push the edge of the envelope. Un-retouched photographs of men, women and children rejoicing in recreation and calisthenics were published within the pages of Sunshine and Health, née The Nudist. It wasn’t long before the real envelope-pushers — the United States Postal Service — took Boone and the ASA to court on obscenity charges. The resulting legal battles lasted more than two decades with final decisions coming from the US Supreme Court which deemed the uncensored nude photographs in the context as presented by the defendants were not indecent.

    Terms accentuating science, health or education were emblazoned on the covers or an integral part of the titles in order to keep with the settlement. Boone’s magazine featured the slogan, “Health Building through Sunbathing, Diet and Exercise,” and was a model for other publications. Since the early pioneers were avid proponents of vigorous physical and psychological health — along with holistic medicine, temperance and vegetarianism — these mantras were more than a ploy to dodge the censors.

    Whilst the wrangling with the USPS was proceeding, all was not well inside the ASA either. Years prior to the 1958 Supreme Court ruling, Rev. Boone departed for the National Nudist Council and took Sunshine and Health with him. Other publications, unaffiliated with any nudist organization and geared towards a wider audience, continued to use the air-bush to avoid the censor’s scorn. Back at the ASA, they began to follow a more secular approach to social nudism which emphasized wholesome family values and established American Sunbather and Nudist Leader as its official news outlet.

    Canada is Nude arrow DERBY LINE / STANSTEAD

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jul 3, 2011





    Vermont and the northern terminus of Route lay just beyond the Border Inspection Station on Rue Dufferin .


    The International Boundary around town is nothing more than a white painted line between the two countries.


    The Canadian side of the street
    (Rue Canusa) is to the right whilst the American side (Canusa Avenue) is on the left.


    The line on the floor of the Haskell Free Library marks the International Boundary between Canada and the USA.


    The corner of
    Main Street and Caswell Avenue offers drivers the last chance to turn before entering Canada.

    Canada is Nude arrow DERBY LINE / STANSTEAD

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jul 2, 2011


    International boundaries are places of abrupt transition, where a conceptual cartographic line manifests itself in many ways: physically, culturally, linguistically, ideologically, &c. Along the Canada-USA border, it is often no more than a low fence, a shallow canal or a six-metre boundary vista through the trees running along the path of the world’s longest undefended frontier. If a road meets the perimeter in a perpendicular fashion, sans an encounter with a natural obstacle such as a river, it is simply blocked by earthen berms, posts, a guardrail or overgrowth; if it does traverse the International Boundary, only a customs inspection station, one for each country, stand opposite each other at the demarcation.

    However, the situation for Derby Line, Vermont, is a bit of an enigma. The site for the village was to be just south of the 45° N Parallel — the agreed boundary — and was incorporated in 1791. Unfortunately the 18th Century surveyors miscalculated and incorrectly drew the border separating Canada from the United States, thus inadvertently placing an American town north of the border! The error was confirmed and settled by the Webster-Ashburton Treaty of 1842. For decades, the line dissecting Derby Line — its north of the border neighbourhoods are officially known as Stanstead, Québec — ran nonchalantly through the community, cutting through the street grid and sometimes even buildings. An entire tool-and-die factory is divided in two thanks to the surveyors (the Canadian side closed in 1982 but the American portion remains open). Some homes are situated to where meals prepared in one country are then eaten in the other.

    Living in an international paradox affects behaviour in some interesting ways. Two streets cross the line sans any checkpoints: Technically, any time a person crosses the International Boundary, he/she is subject to reporting in person to a port of entry inspection station for the country being entered. This makes traffic on RUE BALL / MAPLE STREET as well as RUE LEE / PELOW HILL fairly light since the drive-through posts on RUE DUFFERIN / MAIN STREET are just a couple of blocks to the West. Pedestrians are also obligated to report as soon as they cross: A game of Catch behind the library would be an international event. No laws would be broken, presuming that each time the ball is caught its recipient marchs to the respective Customs to declare it!

    The most prominent building on the line is the Haskell Free Library and Opera House. It was built intentionally straddling the border by American sawmill owner Carlos Haskell for his Canadian wife Martha Stewart-Haskell in 1901 as a gift to the community and a symbol of international harmony. The entrances, one leading into the library and the other for the stairs to the opera house theatre, are both in the United States. There are no restrictions on movement within the building yet its placement on the International Boundary can lead to a few legal and logistical complications. A line embedded in the floor is more than just a novelty; it is required to delineate which portions of the structure and furnishings are covered by the separate Canadian and American insurance policies. Plans for a recent renovation project at HFLOH took three years due to the conflicting construction, fire safety and historic preservation regulations of the two countries: with some of the public restrooms sitting on the divide, plumbers from Memphrémagog and Orléans counties had to be involved to assure the work met their respective building codes; a fire escape is located on the Canadian side but had to be accepted by the US; and if flames ever do erupt in the opera house, American evacuees would have to head immediately to the immigration station up the road.

    Following the Attacks of 9/11, the US Border Patrol expressed a desire to close the two uncontrolled streets connecting Derby Line with Stanstead, citing concerns about illegal immigration. In 2007, the Vermont villagers met with their counterparts at a joint session in Québec. Gates were installed at the two unchecked points but foot traffic remains as previously regulated. The only road to officially be centred on the Canada/US line — RUE CANUSA / CANUSA AVENUE — remains open to traffic albeit both ends of the street curve back into Canada. At its west end are the two countries’ custom houses and a solid granite building which once served as the world’s only “international” post office (one postmaster, two counters). The citizens of both townships, many of whom are families dating back generations, see the painted white line through their village as a concern for the US and Canadian authorities: C’mon, this is not Berlin!

    Clubs and parks within the area affiliated with TNS, FCN, ACNA and/or AANR:

    Club naturiste Loisirs Air-soleil, near the village of l’Avenir PQc, is open from May through September providing a variety of accommodations and recreational facilities for the entire family. Just 1⅓ hours north of Stanstead. 1-819/394-2556

    Maple Glen is Vermont’s best kept secret with an in-ground heated pool, hot tub, log cabin clubhouse, seven pull-through RV sites with utilities located near Sheldon Springs VT and a 1½ hour drive from Derby Line. 1-802/933-2274

    Coventry Club & Resort is a resort outside Milton VT offering various accommodations and seasonal lots with beautifully landscaped RV and tent sites just two hours away from Derby Line. 1-802/893-7773

    La Pommerie is one of the oldest and most renowned centres for les Naturistes du Québec and an enchanting welcome for all families. Chalets, RV sites and dormitories are available. Located in St-Antoine-Abbé PQc, 2½ hours west of Stanstead. 1-450/826-4723

    ASA Days arrow AMERICAN NUDIST RESEARCH LIBRARY

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jul 1, 2011

    The American Nudist Research Library is the first and one of the largest repositories in North America dedicated to preserve the history of the social nudist movement. The idea for such a facility began with the usual pack-rat story: Read and Jayne Schuster had accumulated quite a bit of nudist-related material over the years and needed more space. Jim and Lyda “Pete” Hadley — founders of Cypress Cove Resort — had a vacant room and a partnership was born. It was 1979 and the two couples soon realized that making the material accessible to peruse would be a wonderful asset. They applied for, and received, incorporation as a non-profit Florida 501(c)(3) organization … and the ANRL became a reality.

    It only took one year before additional donations forced their collection to be relocated to a building of its own. Growth continued through the 1990s and the small wood-frame building was doubled in size. Though located next to the pool area on the grounds of the Kissimmee resort, the ANRL continues to operate as an independent entity separate from Cypress Cove. Its collection spans the history of nudism with an emphasis on the mid-century boon of journals and magazines. Along with the myriad of printed material, the archive also has videos, film, sound recordings and other memorabilia to be enjoyed. The all-volunteer staff is also busy converting the resources to digital media for safer preservation and eventual electronic sharing.

    The collection — which is wholly supported by financial and quantifiable donations as well as library memberships — is available to individuals or groups who treasure and wish to participate in a sincere effort to preserve the unique history of the movement. The ANRL is open Wednesday through Saturday afternoons between the hours of one and four o’clock, barring holidays. Scholars, students and benefactors of nudist history are encouraged to contact the library via eMAIL to anrl@netzero.net or call 1-407/933-2866. For those closer to Southern California, be sure to visit Glen Eden Resort, home for the Western Nudist Research Library.

    ASA Days arrow WESTERN NUDIST RESEARCH LIBRARY

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jul 1, 2011

    The Western Nudist Research Library was established to house a broad collection of nudist magazines, books, journals, memorabilia and photographs documenting social nudism through the golden age through to-day and for the future. The invaluable archives are the results of a decade’s long dream and dedication to assemble a research facility on the West Coast.

    The opening ceremonies were held along Kennedy Lane and Connett Grove of the Glen Eden Resort on Saturday, 26th May 2007. Attendees celebrated the tireless efforts of volunteers who lovingly converted the former home of Ray and Mildred Connett into a centrepiece for nudist study. Jim Zack, Richard Hirst and Jeannette DeRosier spearhead the efforts to sift, catalogue and organize the plethora of material donated by generous benefactors.

    The WNRL is a 501(c)(3) not-for-profit California corporation that serves as a central location for collecting, preserving and presenting the origin and development of the American Social Nudist movement. As a private library, it relies solely on financial and material support from its members. Access is available to all of its members as well as Glen Eden members and visitors interested in social nudism (proper identification requested upon arrival). Additional information about the library is available by eMAILwnrl@netzero.net — or call 1-951/277-9821. When in Central Florida, be sure to visit Cypress Cove Resort, home for the American Nudist Research Library.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Are Nudists/Naturists Cool People?

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 29, 2011

    And now, Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley. Stuart Smalley is a caring
    nurturer, a member of several 12-step programmes but not a licensed therapist.




    “I’m going to do a terrific post to-day; and I’m gonna help people,
    because I’m nude enough, I’m cool enough and, doggonit, people like me!”

    Absolute Naturists arrow What is a non-nudist?

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 27, 2011

    Quite frankly, we should concentrate on being Americans, Canadians, Australians, New-Zealanders, British, Europeans, &c. that enjoy being nude when possible and practical instead of hanging labels on ourselves and others. Perhaps it’s a bit pie-in-the-sky to imagine this to-day but by segregating people into “those who do” and “those who don’t” keeps us separated which seems contradictory to this group’s initial goal. Calling part of the population non-anything is a psychological negative which only leads to unnecessary barriers and additional resistance.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow LOVE AMERICAN STYLE

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 26, 2011


    Love and the Bashful Groom — first telecast on Friday 22nd October, 1971 — is an episode of the anthology “Love American Style” which aired on the ABC network from 1969-74. Writers David Ketchum and Bruce Shelly did an excellent job with letting the dialogue contain just enough clichés and double-entendres for comedy whilst director Charles R. Rondeau employed well-placed landscaping and props, clever camera angles and editing to keep the network censors at bay. The story has a rare, positive slant towards nudism. Paul Petersen stars as the eponymous bridegroom and Meredith Mac Rae as Linda; with Dick Wilson and Jeff Donnell as Linda’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Hutton, and Christopher Stone is the resort’s assistant manager Jerry Harper. Things at the Green Glen Resort aren’t exactly the way Calvin expected when his fiancée brings him to the community in which she was raised to meet her parents and be married there.

    Absolute Naturists arrow What is an Absolute Naturist?

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 26, 2011

    San Onofre State Beach is in the north-western-most corner of San Diego County, just across the county line from San Clemente. The park is adjacent to Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton and is accessed from Interstate 5 by exiting at Basilone Road. The nude beach is commonly referred to as “Trail Six” which is located at the far southern end of the road. The San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station — a/k/a Boobs on the Beach — is about halfway down the old Highway 101, which now serves as the park’s access road and parking strand. CAVEAT: Nudity is prohibited at all parts of San Onofre State Beach, including the traditional clothing-optional area. Since March 2010, rangers have been known to cite park visitors for nudity following the 2009 defeat of a long-running legal challenge. California’s legislature refers to this as being progressive.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Nude In Public

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 22, 2011

    Duplicity in society is the result of logic and reason being replaced with emotions and feelings. Children are born sans shame for their bodies yet social do-gooders set arbitrary parameters as to when a naked child goes from being cute to being a threat – all to protect the children, of course.

    Absolute Naturists arrow TO BE OR NOT TO BE … NUDE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 21, 2011

    To celebrate this evening’s MIDSUMMER, here is a NIGHT’S DREAM: the pairing of an iconic image from Hollywood and its nudism counterpart. In April 1957, Sophia Loren’s shocked and disapproving gaze upon American actress Jayne Mansfield’s abundant cleavage was caught by paparazzi in a notorious publicity stunt intended to deflect attention from the Italian movie star during a dinner party at Beverly Hills’ Romanoff’s held in her honour.

    The ASA era equivalent is an image shot coïncidentally around the same time at Southern California’s Samagatuma and appeared in a number of journals over the ensuing years.

    Absolute Naturists arrow When Did Nudist Clubs Die?

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 19, 2011


    Sarah de Herdt
    does some research of her own.

    Mahalo nui to SUNBUNNY for the nod to the nudist history group … and for “stealing” most of the points I was going to make! The exploration into sun clubs past for the ASA Days has helped put perspective on this conundrum. Many factors have contributed to the evolution of the “sun club” since those golden years of the 1950s and ’60s: access, economy, expectations, networking, priorities and time to pinpoint just a few. Mastery of these internal forces by the owners and trustees will improve their ability to retain members and grow in popularity.


    Yesterday’s quintessential American TV families …

    At risk of rehashing posts from the Absolute Naturists » Why Join a Nudist Club? topic, an external force perpetually in conflict with club participation is values. Not to be confused with the dollars-to-service value but rather the way society has been transformed over the last several decades. Families in the “Happy Days” used to eat together, watch TV together, recreate and vacation together. Parents would scarcely consider leaving the children home alone; this included week-end nudists. To-day has paradoxes that would boggle the Andersons and the Cleavers. Households have more than one car on average; kids have better mobility through availability and permissiveness. There are more diversions to occupy idle time yet less rest periods in which to enjoy such entertainment. Media comes to us in evermore modes. With an average of three-to-four available TV channels, people weren’t parked in front of the boob tube as to-day; moreover, each room in the house were not so furnished. Speaking of boobs — and let’s be honest — to see bare ones meant hiding a National Geographic somewhere, heading to a joint on the seamier side of town … or joining a wholesome, family-oriented sun club. The postulate is: Men want to try the nudist park for the skin; wives want to stay for the serenity.


    … and some of their contemporaries!

    These are admittedly simplified assessments so as to not turn this into a lengthy thesis; nevertheless, the reports of nudist clubs’ death are greatly exaggerated. Social nudism has certainly gone through many challenges over the years. Clubs and their owners — as any business will attest — need to make necessary paradigm shifts or go the way of the “Acme Buggy-Whip Company, Ltd.” A classic example is the demise of Mystic Oaks near Elsinore, California. Owner Flo Nilson blamed the membership decline on “lazy people who want to be waited on,” but acknowledged that people had changed but the club didn’t. To-day, it is but a memory.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Attract A Younger Crowd

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 17, 2011

    We hope CHRISCORAL will substantiate his claims; harassment and physical threats are serious charges. Surely these situations have been properly reported. Internet bullying is a concern not taken lightly and — as we saw with A. Weiner’s claims of hacking — the government may be interested in investigating this as well. As for the .PIC requests, what has his girlfriend done? NCH has a number of privacy controls available to its members; what are their expectations in controlling individuals from contacting them on a social network site? Back-reading earlier posts and status updates is quite enlightening but there must be more to the story to invoke such a reaction, albeit it’s fascinating to see a call for tolerance made in such an intolerant manner.

    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 17, 2011


    Edward “Ted” Kennedy … our Chap Acquitted senator from Massachusetts … and Mary Jo Kopechne.

    Excellent query. The Weiner junk-mail scandal, like the tribulations of Bill Clinton and John Edwards, had less to do with the sexual sensationalism — that sells the story — and more about the vehement denials and audacious posturing in the face of mounting evidence to the contrary (I did not have TEXT with that woman). In contrast, Mark Foley and Christopher Lee immediately “fell on the sword” when confronted with damning allegations of inappropriate behaviour.

    The case against Sen. David Vitter [R-LA] was more reprehensible in the eyes of the public — its placement on the indignity spectrum being quite subjective. Yet unlike the similar cases of Eliot Spitzer and John Ensign, Vitter was able to recover due in large to his forthrightness with the public and the press as well as the fact that his indiscretions happened over seven years prior to disclosure; ancient history. The senator made atonements to his family and placed himself before the court of public opinion — that of his constituents in Louisiana — and he was vindicated. Nonetheless, he continues to be the poster boy for ƨɘviƨƨɘяgoяq when they need to excuse their bad conduct and will be hounded by demands for censure at every chance. Anthony “Tony Baloney” Weiner, on the other hand, is simply a nasty piece of work who attempted to play the American citizens for the fools he thinks we are.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow NAKUKYMPPI !

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 17, 2011

    Nakukymppi is an annual nude sport event along the banks of Vesijako lake, 69 км outside the city of Hämeenlinna — about midpoint between Helsinki and Tampere. Participants come from all corners of Finland and around the world to run, walk or Nordic walk a ten kilometre route through the quiet forests of the Padasjoki region. Socks, shoes and headwear are the only allowed “clothing” — though busty women may opt to wear a supportive top.

    The first Nakukymppi was held in 2003 and takes place a week before the solstice as part of the Finnish celebration of Midsummer. It usually attracts between 40 and 50 people — ± 15% being lades — who are free to choose any length of the course. Qualification is simple: an open-mind, a joy of nature and a respect for the locals. The 2011 Nakukymppi is slated for Friday, 17th June, at 19:30 EEST. There are no entry fees. At the completion, all are invited to enjoy complimentary coffee and a bite to eat as well as free sauna and swimming at the nearby Telaranta camp site.

    SISU!

    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 16, 2011


    Separated at birth? Respected movie actor Eddie Deezen and wiry wanker Anthony Weiner.

    Rep. Anthony “Twitter Twit” Weiner [D-NY09] has resigned his seat in the US Congress after a fortnight of scandal spawned by his lewd and X-rated self-images sent on-line to numerous women, relieved Democratic officials said Thursday. The formal announcement at two o’clock this afternoon was one part mea culpa and one part “I’ll be back …” à la Arnold.

    The depravity of A. Weiner, which ultimately led to an early withdrawal and left House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi emotionally frustrated, was not viewed as duplicitous like other sex scandals that have plagued government. Why? Aside from the coddling by the 20th Century media, liberals answer to a different higher authority — hence the apology to Bubba Clinton. A kerfuffle of this magnitude on the right screams of hypocrisy because family values and principles are steadfast planks of the Conservative character; to find a moral equivalency with sǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd, the contrast between the tax-evading antics of Timothy “Turbo-Tax” Geithner or Charlie “Punta Cana” Rangel and their avocations for higher revenue grubbing from the proletariat comes to mind.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow ACT NATURALLY ...

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 16, 2011

    This independent film about naturism that isn’t exploitive was produced on an extremely limited budget. Its producers are organizing previews one-by-one as fundraisers to help offset costs and take the final steps towards theatre distribution. The most recent announcement is for two Toronto screenings where director J.P. Riley will answer audience queries between shows.

    Fox Theatre will host ACTNATURALLY on Sunday, 26th June: the 17:00 presentation will be clothes-free* whilst the second, at 19:00 will be clothing-optional* — hat (and clothes) check service offered inside the lobby. Attendees from the first screening may stay for the Q&A as well as the second viewing complementary, pending available seating. Tickets are $19.95 for single adults and $29.95 per couple; children under 18 are free but must be accompanied by parents. Advanced ticket purchases can be made on-line via BeanStream.com until Monday, 20th June.


    Bare Oaks Family Naturist Park in Sharon, Ontario, is a proud sponsor of the Toronto screening.

    *Sitting towels are required for all nude audience members so be sure to bring your own or rent one at the door for a Toonie — quantities are limited; advance purchasers receive a free towel rental.
    Absolute Naturists arrow Underwear, Outerwear, and Swimwear

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 15, 2011

    Q:


    Panties ?


    Bikini ?

    A:


    Depends …

    Absolute Naturists arrow Perv Bait Women

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 15, 2011

    Too many times, people of a certain ilk perceive themselves to be more enlightened, nobler, superior or above that of the proletariat. We’ve seen this in Hollywood; we’ve seen this in government; and we’ve seen this in Internet communities. The founders of social nudism, from its inception, set themselves away from others due in part to their awareness that gathering nude in mixed company would not fit well in the opinion of mainstream society. They sought validation by adopting stringent rituals of exercise, nutrition and abstinence of vices; in a sense, nudists have an air of buoyancy over carnal activities.



    Duh, winning!


    Duh, Weiner!

    The sexual revolution of the 1960s and ’70s saw the dismantling of many social mores and the stigma of shame became diluted. Fast forward to the era of the Internet — and the perceived anonymity it can provide — and the net result is the Wild-Wild West of the information age. The vast majority of web sites “catering to nudists” are operated by non-nudists as covert pornography and dating outlets, tantamount to massage parlours in the brick-and-mortar world. One needs only to ask anybody working at an AANR resort’s front office to know the number of nefarious characters in the world. So is it a wonder that when along comes a bona fide on-line club like NudistClubhouse.com, it will attract shameless roués along with genuine nudists?

    Nudists recognise that the thin ice of public perception is extremely fragile. They also acknowledge that nudists are still sexual beings but keep those primal desires under control in order to preserve the delicate image. This may be one of the root causes for the “knee jerk” reaction of some to the cheesecake photographs that appear from time-to-time. The AANR clubs across the country have been battling the mandatory-vs.-optional query for years and this discussion is simply an extension of that debate.

    Anyone who pays attention to this or other legitimate sites knows there will always be a core group of actual, card-carrying valid nudists surrounded by various characters: the handful of guys, known as the “Welcome Wagon,” who copy/paste the same message on new female members’ profiles; the dozen or so fake females; the I-hope-my-wife-never-finds-me-here guys … and so on. Just as in real life, those ever-present people with hidden vices and ulterior motives will be lurking in the shadows. Moderators do their best to filter the waters but, as we have seen over the past two-and-a-half years, no one can simply mandate Utopia. Since most of these people with sexy, teasing profiles are begging for the attention being discussed, it seems the best remedy would be to ignore and report.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow ACT NATURALLY ...

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 14, 2011

    Meet Leah and Charlie … She wasn’t expecting the call … She wasn’t expecting a sister … They weren’t expecting the inheritance … of a nudist resort!

    Two estranged step-sisters learn they have to travel together from Florida to Arizona to attend to their recently departed father’s final needs. When they arrive at their destination, they are surprised to find themselves at a nudist resort. The women then discover Dad had been leading a double life as its proprietor … and this is their inheritance. The only things on which the two can agree are that neither one wants to remove their clothes, and both want to be done with this experience as soon as possible and return to their normal lives. The staff, whilst welcoming them to a world free of worries or clothes, also must try to keep the sisters from selling or closing the resort.

    The indie movie stars Katie L. Hall — who is also co-producer and co-director — and Liz Lytle as the siblings, along with Susan May Pratt, Josh Mc Vaney and Courtney Abbott. There are funny and serious moments as the film explores the characters at the resort and their individual reasons for choosing to live in a nudist environment. Its goals are to honestly present on-screen nudity in a manner that is neither pornographic nor exploitative and observe two textile people adjusting to an unexpected immersion into such an environment.

    John Ordover, founder of Clothing Optional Dinners in New York City, had an open invitation last March to “sneak a peek” at his SoHo Gallery for Digital Art. In keeping with the setting and theme of the film, the preview was clothing-optional. There was also a wine-and-cheese reception and talk-story with the director, writer and stars of the film following the screening. All indications are that it was a successful evening.

    LetterBlue Productions will be hosting several screenings of ACTNATURALLY across Canada as well as five US cities — and some are scheduled to be clothing-optional! The next showing will be at “Busby’s East” sports bar on Los Angeles’ Miracle Mile this Sunday evening, 19th June, at eight o’clock. Tickets are available at the door for $12 (sorry, clothes required at this venue).

    No shirt … No shoes … No problem !!!

    Absolute Naturists arrow HELP CORRECT THE M/F RATIO

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 11, 2011

    Mark Twain has often been quoted as saying, “Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it.” A lot in life is like that: We criticize the way things are instead of contributing to make things better. One subject oft read in nudist ’blogs is the disproportionate number of men-to-women members. Virtual nudist clubs on the Internet are really no different than their brick-and-mortar counterparts — albeit the issue of singles’ memberships will be kept for another thread. Nonetheless, if couples who share one profile were to, instead, organize his and hers profiles, then a more amiable ratio would result.

    NudistClubhouse.com requires each profile to present only one person; unlike other sites, there is no provision to register as a couple. According to the support centre article № 1.3: Couples’ Profiles, partners are encouraged to create individual accounts and then link them together. Some of the numerous benefits are:

    • It clearly defines you as part of a couple;
    • For the hesitant or reluctant spouse, he/she can set the level of privacy that is most comfortable;
    • It lets everyone in the chat room to know with which person they are conversing;
    • There are more interesting profiles on NCH to read;
    • It helps correct the site’s true balance of membership.
    Bee and I have maintained individual profiles from the time we joined NCH and we hope to motivate other couples to do likewise. For you with accounts but not keen on doubling the monthly dues, no worries — leave one as is and make the other a basic member profile. The object here is to help NudistClubhouse.com have a more representative membership, not generate more revenue.



    ANDYbee


    BEEandy

    What are your thoughts …?

    Absolute Naturists arrow National NUDE Donut Day

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 11, 2011

    This must be the place, SUNBUNNY

    The locally-owned bakery café in downtown Bellingham makes fresh handmade doughnuts along with brownies, cinnamon rolls, muffins, quiche and a selection of savoury choices — not to mention those fabulous “naked” doughnuts. Rocket Donuts celebrates the golden age of doughnuts with nostalgic music, original sci-fi movie trailers and posters as well as GORT and other memorabilia from those simpler times.


    DOUGHNUT AND BACON — Taste We Can Believe In

    Note from SB: Yep, this is it, thanks for posting the pics Andy.

    Absolute Naturists arrow National NUDE Donut Day

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 5, 2011

    Allow us FIREPROF, in honour of your service at LACoFD Station № 26 …

    Southern California is a mecca for mimetic architecture, the style of construction that became popular in the 1930s as automobile travel became popular and roadside businesses looked for novel ways to attract customers. The Donut Hole, built in 1968, is the last surviving of a chain of five doughnut shops that once dotted the Los Angeles Basin.

    Absolute Naturists arrow National NUDE Donut Day

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 4, 2011

    In light of the current ᴛᴡᴉᴛtergate kerfuffle, we passed on the two-mugs-of-coffee-and-a-dozen-doughnuts joke. Besides, this kind of sophomoric humour lends to the perpetuation of the textile world’s stereotypical foci on genitalia and lecherousness.


    This iconic doughnut shop near Los Angeles Int’l Airport is
    known to many movie and
    TV buffs (photograph circa 1959).

    Absolute Naturists arrow National NUDE Donut Day

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jun 3, 2011

    D’oh !

    Doughnudes …



    Doughnuts …



    Donuts …


    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 31, 2011

    BURNT TOAST

    Whether it’s because the most historical president ever is oblivious to the humungous faux pas he’s committing by talking over God Save the Queen or it’s his audacious thought of, “They’re playing ‘My Country, 'Tis of Thee’ for ME,” it’s obvious he knows not when to s-t-f-u!


    The Queen is not amused.

    THE SETTING: As [zero] finished his remarks at Buckingham Palace, he placed his note cards on the table and lifted his glass. “Ladies and gentlemen, please stand with me and raise your glasses as I propose a toast: To Her Majesty the Queen …”

    THE GAFFE: At this point, the band launched into the British National Anthem — but the smartest man to hold the presidency continued speaking over the music. “… for the vitality of the special relationship between our peoples and, in the words of Shakespeare, ‘To this blessed plot, this Earth, this realm, this England:’ to the Queen.” She gave such a look! Stunned, he set his glass on the table and stood motionless until the music finished. Then everyone raised their glasses.

    Oops! Unlike at American state dinners, the national anthem is traditionally played after each toast in Great Britain. The protocol is simple: “… a toast: Her Majesty the Queen.” When the bandleader hears this, the musicians are cued. Aside from horrendously awkward wording — and the lack of his beloved TelePrompTer — his decision to sally forth with his blathering made for an uncomfortable display by the “neo-Irish” leathcheann.


    A proper toast for Her Majesty by a real statesman.

    Absolute Naturists arrow What Can You Do to Promote Positive Naturism?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 31, 2011

    In reading the NUDE BOATING → NUDE BOATING FLAG thread in a group of which I am not a member, it seemed the discussion can be tied to this one as well. The request is for a banner that could advertise to nude boaters that other nudists [are] in the area and also serve to warn textile boaters for the potential for nudity. It got the vexillology juices flowing. To anyone who is also in the NUDE BOATING group, I respectfully submit the following two designs:

    Being naïve of nautical protocol or regulations, the colour schemes have not been finalized and are certainly open to discussion. The thought is to have an international symbol which is not gender-specific to easily depict nudity — we all have an ‘ōkole! The hope here is to spur other thoughts as well as to help promote positive nudism on the waters.

    Conservative Naturists arrow GENESIS OF MEMORIAL DAY ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 30, 2011

    The celebratory date of Memorial Day has been a subject of debate since 1968 when the 90th Congress — where both Houses were held by Democrat majorities — passed the Uniform Monday Holiday Act which moved four national observances from their traditional fixed dates to a designated Monday in order to create a convenient three-day week-end (the inclusion of Veterans’ Day was rescinded seven years later). Organizations like the Veterans of Foreign Wars and Sons of Union Veterans of the Civil War have continued to advocate the return to the original date, even though the connotation of the 30th May itself is vague.

    Changing the date merely to create three-day week-ends has undermined the very meaning of the day. No doubt, this has contributed a lot to the general public’s nonchalant observance of Memorial Day.

    Sen. Daniel K. Inouye [D-HI], himself a decorated and injured veteran of World War II, presented a bill in 1989 to return Memorial Day to its traditional date. Though unsuccessful in his effort during the 101st Congress, he has faithfully re-introduced the proposal every two years hence, where it receives a reading at the opening of each new Congress. The bill then is systematically referred to the Committee of Judiciary where it receives no further action.


    National Memorial Cemetery of the Pacific — Pūowaina, O‘ahu

    Absolute Naturists arrow Why Join a Nudist Club?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 29, 2011

    The Royalty Pageants can cause a wince or two when viewed through the prism of to-day’s omnipresent political correctness. Those vintage cavalcades of the 1930s through the ’70s were a lot more than beauty contests, though — concededly — looks did play their part. The contests’ goals were to promote a sense of accomplishment, belonging, camaraderie, confidence and self-esteem amongst the competitors along with promoting and fund-raising for their sponsoring home clubs. The ASA was following the long European tradition of selecting symbolic kings, queens, princes and princesses to preside over the festivities. Winners were advocates as well as positive role models of nudism (it should be noted that the ASA abandoned its pageants in the early 1980s due, in part, to the devolution of some into popularity contests amongst strip-club girls and other non-nudist “professional” contestants as well as a perceived hypocrisy with its message of universal body acceptance). Comparing these earlier pageantries to charades like “Nudes-a-Poppin’” or other meat-market offerings would be a complete disservice.

    Be that as it may, by dissecting two sentences, the point of the other twenty-six seems to have been lost: the dramatic shift in values. Our ethos and character as a nation have moved away from the interdependency of family, friends and associations towards expectations of entitlements. We are losing the satisfaction of achievement in favour of rewards for mediocrity. We don’t want to fit with others; others must accept or change for us. Self-reliance and pride have given way to subordination and apathy. Benevolence and civic duty are in transfer to the public sector. To this, nudist organizations are no different than other private social groups.

    Certainly nudists have a biased outlook for its benefits and we should be allowed to check the post-box or stroll down the street in the buff; society sees differently. Textiles ask, “How does in your face public nakedness add value?” There will always be people who insist on a one-size-fits-all world: “I like it so you’d better learn to like it.” To-day, this is celebrated as progressivism. Yet this kind of engagement and activism has resulted in additional restrictions and legislation against our freedom. Earning and maintaining the respect of our textile peers through education and goodwill just seems to be a better approach. One can only imagine where our liberty to freely assemble with other nudists would be sans the lobbying efforts and dedication to values that the AANR and TNS advocate on our behalf — and their efforts aren’t cheap!

    Absolute Naturists arrow Why Join a Nudist Club?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 28, 2011

    It is applaudable those who have organized or joined clothes-free groups. There truly is strength in numbers and any support — whether participatory, financial or moral — of these organizations will keep our freedom to live as we see fit to continue.

    The initial query, Why join a nudist club?, focuses attention on the two major organizations and their plight to maintain membership. This is not a new question. However, the answer is beyond the functions of AANR and TNS or their affiliates; by widening the spectrum, the resolve may lie in the state of society.

    Why join any social club? Sixty years ago, people routinely joined numerous private societies and fraternal orders: B’nai Brith, DeMolay, Eastern Star, Elks, Freemasonry, Jaycees, Job’s Daughters, Kiwanis, Knights of Columbus, Lions, Odd Fellows, Optimists, Rotary, Toastmasters and college houses just to name a few! These organizations were the social outlet for generations of families; son followed in father’s footsteps, daughter in mother’s. They contributed to their neighbourhoods and their communities. When a crisis struck a member’s family, everyone would rally around their brethren. They offered charitable assistance to the needy. They taught social responsibility and built character. These affiliations were the social networks of their time. Yet the decline in interest and the breaking of traditions started in the 1970s, long before the onset of the Internet. So what is missing?

    Values. The nuclear family saw a dramatic degradation in structure and principles. The fabric of society was rapidly being unravelled and rewoven into a dynamic new pattern. Economic stresses brought about the two-paychèque family — that is, if the husband and wife stayed together. Divorce no longer had the stigma and statistics soared. The term latch-key kid was added to the lexicon. Benefactors worked in earnest to promote the New Deal and Great Society programmes as salvation for crises, charity, education and social structure. The American value system has been decimated by the attitude of do your own thing, man.

    Though the introduction of young blood is not a new worry, there are outside pressures that are working contrary to the values of the family-oriented nudism. It is under increased scrutiny from social engineers who refuse to disassociate nudity with sexuality. In decades past, clubs sponsored summer camps for teens; published magazines filled with photographs of kids, parents and grandparents enjoying week-ends together; and held royalty pageants with trophies for every generation. These and other programmes have been systematically eliminated, thanks in part to a lack of solid values. To-day’s activities like Bare-to-Breakers, sexting, World Nude Bike Rides and “bumming in the buff” in Brattleboro add no value to either society or nudism but instead reinforce the stereotype.

    Orange County Naturists (OCN) arrow history: ORANGE COUNTY, PRC

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 27, 2011

    The People’s Republic of China isn’t a place renown for civil liberties, however an artist there has won national and international acclaim for his nude self-portraits. Ou Zhi-hang started his pet project ten years ago, photographing himself nude doing push-ups in locations where newsworthy events had taken place. He did this despite the difficulty of stripping in public places that often have a heavy state police presence. For example, just after the Tibet riots several years ago, Ou traveled to the restricted area and took nude shots of himself in the capital city of Lhasa. He also did the same after the Szechwan earthquake.

    The 51 year old Canton-born nude reporter, as he’s known, was recently given a World Press Photo award for his work. Not only that, but Ou also works as a television reporter in his native city. “I love my country; I also love my body,” he notes in his ’blog. “I contrast my tiny body with the ‘miracle of the world’ through the popular exercise — push-ups.”

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow PFFT! EVERYONE HERE IS NUDE …

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 25, 2011

    One man’s paradise is another man’s purgatory …









    Canada is Nude arrow HOW TO LOOK GOOD NAKED ...

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 25, 2011

    The W Network is launching their own version of the American series, How to Look Good Naked.” The show explains to women ways to look and feel good about themselves with or sans their clothes. The English-language cable network has outdoor campaigns running in Toronto and Vancouver which heavily emphasize being comfortable nude.

    Le Network W lance sa propre version de la série américaine, «How to Look Good Naked». Le spectacle explique les moyens aux femmes de regarder et se sentir bien avec ou sans leurs vêtements. Le réseau câblé de langue anglaise utilise des campagnes de course à l’extérieur de Toronto et de Vancouver qui a fortement l’accent étant à l’aise nue.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow HOW TO LOOK GOOD NAKED ...

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 25, 2011

    The W Network in Canada is launching their own version of the American series, How to Look Good Naked.” The show explains to women ways to look and feel good about themselves with or sans their clothes. The English-language cable network has outdoor campaigns running in Toronto and Vancouver which heavily emphasize being comfortable nude.

    What are your thoughts on these adverts?

    Absolute Naturists arrow ISP COMMERCIAL ADVOCATES "FREEDOM"

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 24, 2011

    Be free to do whatever you want. This was the tagline for Freeserve — the former ISP in the UK that merged with French provider Wanadoo in 2000. The company, founded in 1998, contracted renowned London advert director Ian Sciacaluga to rebrand their mark with a series of eye-catching TV spots using nudists to illustrate the freedom of the Internet.

    “My approach to each of the commercials was to express a style that suggested archive footage taken of naturists … in their natural habitats and all were filmed as if spontaneously caught by the camera lens. In effect, the scenarios appeared as real and as honest as anything a BBC documentary or a home movie camera from the sixties might have captured,” Sciacaluga said. The campaign ran on British television and in cinemas until the company was acquired two years later.

    What are your thoughts about this advert?

    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 23, 2011


    Brogue Hussannity O’Bama

    Moneygall, a small village in County Offaly, has been suffering an incurable case of OBAMAmania. This roadside hamlet of two pubs, three shops and barely 350 residents has repainted every house, festooned every lamppost and seemingly rebranded every product in preparation for to-day’s visit by the most hysterical … err, historical president ever. Locals have stood in line for hours to receive one of 3000 tickets that will let them meet the first ever Black-White-Hawaiian-Indonesian Qur‛ān-quoting-Christian Muslim-educated Israel-ignoring community-organizing radical-et-cetera-et-cetera now-Irish son.


    For the original (un-embeddable) video of this song, CLICK HERE.

    “We’ve all been caught up in this dream. Nothing in the village seems real,” said starry-eyed Henry Healy, a 26-year-old accountant for a plumbing firm who discovered four years ago he was one of his closest Irish relatives. He received Ticket № 0001, since he’s an eighth cousin to Obama, the closest blood relative still living in Moneygall. “I’ve been rehearsing what I’m going to say to the president for months in my head. I can’t really believe it’s going to happen.”


    Moneygall's Main Street

    As Healy spoke, the powerful rotors of two US military helicopters thumped in the distance and a deliveryman arrived with another truckload of spiced Irish fruit bread, called brack, rebranded “Barack’s Brack” for this month and bearing a cartoon portrait of the president.


    A limousine in the Ireland motorcade unexpectedly high-centres whilst exiting from a driveway in Dublin.

    The village’s name comes from the Irish Muine Gall meaning “foreigners’ thicket.” It seems a bit funny how easily his Irish roots were able to be traced back multiple generations yet it took over 2½ years to produce a validated birth certificate. Nuair a bhíonn na súile na hÉireann ag gol …

    Absolute Naturists arrow YOUR Nude Quote of the Day

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 22, 2011

    Perhaps not as erudite as Mr. Wilde’s but two favourite quotes come to mind from the programme “M*A*S*H” which brought to TV America’s foremost authority on nudist magazines (Capt. Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce). Nonetheless, it was beloved company clerk Cpl. Walter Eugene “Radar” O’Reilly who crafted these endearing contortions of the English language:


    In The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan, after searching almost the entire 4077th compound for Hot Lips, Radar reports back to Col. Potter: “I’ve looked everywhere except the nurses’ showers … Oh no, sir; I couldn’t look in there. There might be naked female personnel showering with their clothes off! … Nudenidity makes me breathe funny.”

    From Images, when urged to show doctors Potter, Pierce and Hunnicutt his newly acquired tattoo, Radar protests, “Ah c’mon now, a person has a right to their own nudeness.”

    ASA Days arrow LINDA SHOCKLEY

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 21, 2011

    Linda Shockley was the epitome of the California girl: with a fresh face, long blonde locks, golden tan, an athletic figure and squeaky-clean attitude, she helped define the West Coast teen scene for the ASA. Using their home club of Oakleaf Ranch near Sacramento as their base, the Shockleys travelled up and down California as one of the most active families in the Western Sunbathing Association. Linda’s parents were very supportive of her many endeavours, whether it was posing for photographers, competing to succeed the reigns of Rosie Smith and Cécile Allain in the Royalty pageants or organizing activities and outings for the teenagers of the clubs.


    The Shockley family was a familiar sight at the various WSA clubs throughout California.

    It was for the latter that Linda is best remembered. When she was a high-school junior, she read an article about INF/FNI sponsored teen camps across Europe. Personally witnessing the disenfranchisement of many of her peers, Linda wrote a letter to the WSA executives asking if they would support a similar programme. The writing/editing/photographing team of Keith and Iris Bancroft were enthusiastic supporters. They spearheaded Linda’s plan through committee and, along with the energetic Alice Apgar as senior director and Linda in the teen-leadership role, the Junior Western Sunbathing Association — or JWSA — came to fruition in Summer 1964.

    Operated as a non-landed travel club, the JWSA directly focused on finding a remedy for the high dropout rate amongst nudist kids. Linda trekked from club to club attracting her fellow teenagers to participate in camping trips, dances and ice-cream socials, bowling, roller-skating, grounds-cleaning projects and even expeditions to interesting locals. She also helped organize annual cavalcades at different parks, each with their own themes: Nautical at the Lazy К Ranch in 1964, Greek Mythology at Oakleaf Ranch in 1965, Polynesian at Swallows Sun Island in 1966 and Psychedelic at 1967’s gathering back at Lazy К Ranch. The JWSA conventions involved between 80 and 100 nudists ages thirteen to nineteen who would prepare the host club for ASA festivals and meetings the following week-end, cook meals over an open fire and sleep under the stars.

    The Bancrofts — noted documentarians of the ASA — recognized the invaluable photographic opportunities with Linda and her friends. Such images of burgeoning teens made magnificent advertisements for the young American nudist scene of the 1960s. The JWSA gatherings were well recorded on film and, with her parents’ blessings, Linda became the embodiment of nudist youth. Her pictures adorned a plethora of journals from the Bancrofts’ publishing enterprise. However, not all the participants had parents who shared such eagerness to have their kids photographed au natural. Linda had the answer. Everybody would have their colour-coded first names written on their upper arms at the time of registration: GREEN or BLACK indicated unrestricted photography with signed release on file; YELLOW meant “okay on a picture-by-picture basis and release had to be obtained;” and RED for absolutely no pictures allowed.

    The JWSA in this incarnation lasted until 1969, about the time Linda stepped down as its teen leader. Youth camps have come and gone; and to-day they have become political lightning rods for the legislating social engineers and PC control freaks. Yet in the face of adversity, AANR has continuously sponsored these programmes since 1993. They all owe a debt of gratitude to Miss Linda Shockley — California girl, pageant princess, nudist activist … and ASA icon.

    ASA Days arrow HOME MOVIES: BLASTS FROM THE PAST

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 18, 2011

    You are absolutely correct ~TIM — which goes to show that not everything on the Internet is factually labeled! The clip IS from The Same River Twice, an autobiographical film by Robb Moss.

    He, along with a group of free-spirited friends and lovers, spent a month in 1978 on a breath-taking trip down the Colorado River, travelling through the Grand Canyon. As the film cuts between footage of their youthful — often naked — unscheduled lives and the complex realities of their adulthood to-day, it creates a compelling portrait of cultural metamorphosis. Moss is an accredited independent, non-fiction filmmaker, as well as a film professor at Harvard University, whose work has shown at the Telluride Film Festival, the Cinéma du Réel in Paris and the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. Many of his films — shot on location in Africa, Central America, Asia and Europe — examine such subjects as famine, genocide and the structure of the universe.

    Nudist Club Trip Reports arrow Cypress Cove

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 18, 2011

    Cypress Cove Nudist Resort and Spa is located just a ½-hour from the major amusement parks of the Orlando environs and twenty minutes from the headquarters of AANR. This 120-hectare resort near the corner of Pleasant Hill Road and Southport Road in Kissimmee is a family-style nudist resort with plenty to do for all ages.

    Activities for the sports enthusiast include six tennis courts, a nine-hole chip-and-putt golf course, volleyball courts and six pétanque courts. It rests on the shores of Brown Lake — perfect for fishing — with over eight hectares of recreation area and another 53 hectares of protected wetlands. The kids have a grand playground and the week-ends are filled with an itinerary of special events and fun geared just for them. For relaxation, there are two pools with adjacent Jacuzzis, ample sunning area with chaises longues and wide open grass areas.

    Hungry? Cypress Cove has the Lakeside Restaurant for breakfast with breathtaking sunrises, a setting of natural tranquility and a dinner menu with daily specials and special occasion buffets. Scuttlebutt Lounge offers cocktails, beers and a selection of excellent wines, a perfect complement to a delicious meal. Poolside is the Cheeks Bar & Grill, a great place to enjoy the company of friends and family, play darts or billiards, listen to tunes on the jukebox or watch sports programmes on one of several colour TV screens.

    Afterwards, get — or stay — in shape with a visit to Body Works Gym fitted with professional grade ærobics, Nautilus and free-weight equipment; be pampered at the full-service hair and nail salon; or get a body treatment from Silver Lining Massage, a fully licensed facility. What do nudists wear? The Fig Leaf Boutique has the answer in their vast section of logoed resort apparel, colourful sarongs and unique gifts. “The Cove,” as the resort is affectionately known, has hosted no less than three NCH events which are great opportunities to meet in person fellow members and chat-room friends as well as talk one-on-one with the humble — yet lovable — Mr. Brian Spence (and it’s a fun way to earn a Verified ribbon too). With its convenient location, a full array of activities and an annual calendar of special themes, Cypress Cove Nudist Resort and Spa is a Central Florida destination worth considering.


    Cypress Cove Nudist Resort and Spa
    4425 Pleasant Hill Road
    Kissimmee FL 34746-2700

    1-800/683-3140
    1-407/933-5870
    FAX 1-407/933-3559

    Orange County Naturists (OCN) arrow NATURISTS IN THE O C

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 18, 2011

    Naturists in the OC is a family-friendly club based in Huntington Beach. In the glory days of the nudist movement, those in Orange County who chose to bare it all had local options. There was the rustic naturist getaway of Mystic Oaks, nestled among the soaring trees off Ortega Highway above San Juan Capistrano. Sunbathing nude on the south end of Huntington State Beach wasn’t unusual when clothing-optional beaches hit their stride in the 1970s; and, of course, there was the plethora of private resorts sprinkled just outside the county line.

    Now, nearly forty years later, Mystic Oaks is closed and naturists say local places like it are nearing extinction. Nudist leaders are fighting in court with state officials who are trying to strip away the decades-old clothing-optional status of Trail № 6 at San Onofre State Beach. “There are fewer places than there used to be,” said long time naturist leader and Huntington Beach resident Allen Baylis, an attorney who is leading the San Onofre State Beach fight; “because of the prejudice and marginalization we’ve long suffered, we’ve kept losing ground.” Baylis said he believes government crackdowns come from misunderstanding — “a body-phobia” — and the fact that people confuse nudity for sexuality. “Often, laws are passed because people feel offended. This may explain the bronze statue of the clothes-free surfer on Pacific Coast Highway at Huntington Street. The statue Ultimate Challenge, donated to the city in the 1970s, is about the only remnant of tolerance toward public nudity in the city,” says Baylis.

    About the only public place for naturists to go in the county is the city gymnasium and pool in Huntington Beach — the same city that proscribed nudity in 2006, thanks largely to one former HB resident who took to lounging naked in the front yard of his downtown Walnut Street house. A few months after Surf City’s nudity ban, the city pool began to host private monthly nude swims. City officials had their attorneys review the NitOC request to rent the facilities. When asked how they reconcile having a public nudity prohibition and allowing the event, they said it's allowed under law because the swim is not in a public setting. “It is NOT illegal to be nude in a private setting,” Huntington Beach spokeswoman Laurie Payne said.

    As an affiliate of The Naturist Society, the NitOC organized in the midst of what nudists have seen as an attack on their liberties. The club, formed in November 2007, has about fifty members and is still growing. Most are racially diverse middle-aged men and women who come from different professions, political views and faiths. Candidates for membership usually come recommended from at least one other member and are checked against a Megan’s Law database, a protection against admitting sexual predators. At a recent swim, fifty-eight people waded in the 1930’s-era pool, ate baked potatoes and shot hoops at the basketball court a door over. It seemed like just like any other pool party, sans the clothes.

    … And testimonials abound.

    Marcia and Bob, a married couple from Huntington Beach, said they’ve been nudists for twenty-two years. Their interest came during a tenth anniversary trip to the Caribbean, when Bob suggested to Marcia they attend one of the nude beaches at one of the islands. “That’s when I said to him, ‘I’m the mother of four children and I go to Bible study,’” Marcia recalled, standing near the pool wearing only a gold crucifix necklace; “‘I shouldn’t be doing this.’” She tried it out, however, and came around to feeling comfortable in just her skin, watching European families spend time nude on the several beaches they visited. “Nobody bothered us,” she added. “Then it became very natural. After that, it became very hard to put on a bathing suit.” The couple grabbed some towels as they walked over to eat. This was their first swim with the club and it probably won’t be their last.

    Dennis Crane, who served as chairman of the Cultural Arts Committee in Costa Mesa, said he finds people more approachable when everyone is nude. “It takes away a lot of the tensions between people; there are no pretences. You can’t tell if they’re driving a Rolls Royce or a Pinto. Everyone’s equal. There are no walls to hide behind.” He also feels that he and other naturists have come under fire, the salvos manifested in nudity bans. “They’re taking away some basic rights people have,” Crane said. “Even Huntington Beach re-acted [to] one person. It was a major over-reaction [and] it could have been handled a lot differently.”

    Tracy Phelps of La Mirada believes clothing can sometimes put barriers between people. “If you’re not wearing a suit, not wearing Armani shoes, you’re not put into a class. You’re just a person,” she said. “It does level the playing field.”

    Sean Hakam, a 19-year-old city lifeguard, didn’t seem to mind that he was nearly the only one fully clothed at the pool. “I’m actually pre-med for college so I don’t really mind seeing the human body.” He said that city officials ask the adult lifeguards for volunteers to work the nude swims. “It doesn’t really bother me. I know a lot of people are uncomfortable with working this. I don’t mind. It’s extra hours.”

    Paul Armstrong, a 20-year-old HB lifeguard, used to supervise the swims when one month … “I was sitting there bored so I decided to join them!” Armstrong got in trouble because he took off his uniform. So now, instead of life-guarding the events, he attends them. “There's no judgment, everyone’s just cool.”

    Elements of this posting are from an article in
    the
    Orange County Register by Cindy Carcamo.

    ASA Days arrow PAT

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 18, 2011

    Pat was one of the most ubiquitous ladies of the golden days of nudist magazines. Nevertheless, she seems to have a bit of an identity problem on the Internet. As with a lot of the amateur (read that real) nudist models of this era, her last name was never revealed and her first name rarely printed. This was a common practice which helped maintain anonymity. Unfortunately for Pat, she is routinely misidentified as famed photographer Iris Bancroft; people mistake Iris’ subtitled credit as the model’s name. Moreover, somewhere along the line, a clever roué attached the vulgar moniker Ginger Minge to Pat’s images and subsequent ’bloggers have naïvely continued to use it.

    Since so many of her photographs were taken at the Lazy К Ranch, it’s a safe bet Pat and her husband — noting her wedding band — were members there. She was featured in several advertisements and features for Joe and Bessie Smith’s popular retreat in the hills above San Bernardino, second only to their daughter Rosie. Pat certainly was prominent amongst the other icons of the day, most notably for her beautiful and conspicuously natural titian hair which visibly lent to her disrespectful nickname. Her images graced the spectrum of ASA and other journals throughout the 1960s until such time the editors switched to hired professionals. Her whereabouts to-day are unknown but the aim of this group is to honour Pat with the respect and dignity that she — and all American Sunbathing Association pioneers — is rightfully owed.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 14, 2011

    To-day marks the Sixth Annual World Naked Gardening Day (WNGD)! People across the globe are encouraged to tend their portion of the world’s garden dressed as nature intended. Why garden nude? Firstly, it’s fun! Secondly, only to swimming, gardening is at the top of the list of family-friendly activities people are most ready to consider doing clothes-free. Moreover, our culture needs to move toward a healthy sense of both body acceptance and our relation to the natural environment. Gardening au natural is not only a simple joy, it reminds us — even if only for those few sun-kissed minutes — that we can be honest with who we are and as a part of this planet.


    Gardening has a timeless quality and anyone can do it: Urbanites in Manhattan apartments can plant new annuals in their window box; families can rake leaves in their back yard; hikers can pull invasive weeds along their favourite trail. More daring groups can make rapid clothes-free flash mob sorties into public parks to do community-friendly stealth clean-ups.

    Absolute Naturists arrow TOPIC 101: "GOING NAKED" ADVERT

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 12, 2011

    A new PSA for Style Network’s skin cancer prevention campaign is really making headlines. Maybe it has something to do with all of the women on the video going “naked” to talk about skin cancer. Meghan Mc Cain joins Tatyana Ali, Tempestt Bledsoe, CaCee Cobb, Danielle Fishel, Ashlan Gorse, Brandy and Jenn Proske to talk about prevention in the 30-second video. The thing to note is that they attest to doing their daily activities whilst nude — that is to say, whilst not wearing sunscreen. What are your thoughts about the use of this type of advertisement?

    Orange County Naturists (OCN) arrow history: ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 11, 2011

    Cypress Cove Nudist Resort and Spa may not be within Orange County proper but is located just a ½-hour from the major amusement parks of the Orlando environs, making it noteworthy for this forum. This 120-hectare resort near the corner of Pleasant Hill Road and Southport Road in Kissimmee is a family-style nudist resort with plenty to do for all ages.

    Activities for the sports enthusiast include six tennis courts, a nine-hole chip-and-putt golf course, volleyball courts and six pétanque courts. It rests on the shores of Brown Lake — perfect for fishing — with over eight hectares of recreation area and another 53 hectares of protected wetlands. The kids have a grand playground and the week-ends are filled with an itinerary of special events and fun geared just for them. For relaxation, there are two pools with adjacent Jacuzzis, ample sunning area with chaises longues and wide open grass areas.

    Hungry? Cypress Cove has the Lakeside Restaurant for breakfast with breathtaking sunrises, a setting of natural tranquility and a dinner menu with daily specials and special occasion buffets. Scuttlebutt Lounge offers cocktails, beers and a selection of excellent wines, a perfect complement to a delicious meal. Poolside is the Cheeks Bar & Grill, a great place to enjoy the company of friends and family, play darts or billiards, listen to tunes on the jukebox or watch sports programmes on one of several colour TV screens.

    Afterwards, get — or stay — in shape with a visit to Body Works Gym fitted with professional grade ærobics, Nautilus and free-weight equipment; be pampered at the full-service hair and nail salon; or get a body treatment from Silver Lining Massage, a fully licensed facility. What do nudists wear? The Fig Leaf Boutique has the answer in their vast section of logoed resort apparel, colourful sarongs and unique gifts.


    Cypress Cove Nudist Resort and Spa
    4425 Pleasant Hill Road
    Kissimmee FL 34746-2700

    1-800/683-3140
    1-407/933-5870
    FAX 1-407/933-3559

    Pacific Specific arrow 日本での裸体 NUDE JAPAN

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 11, 2011

    For many visitors to Japan, the onsen (温泉) is a somewhat unfamiliar territory that a lot of people opt to overlook. The combination of the bathing etiquette, the fact that nudity — sometimes with the opposite sex — is involved, and even things like the water being hotter than most Jacuzzis make it easy for first timers to justify skipping an onsen experience. A shame since bathing in a hot spring is healthful and rejuvenating, leaving one refreshed, relaxed and clean. Onsen waters have healing qualities that range from skin conditions to cancer; most visitors will discover that a dip in an onsen is a highlight of their visit to Japan. Here are six key tips for making your first bath a rewarding one:

    After securing your clothes in a locker, wash carefully and thoroughly before you enter the water. Simple to medium-range onsen expect you to bring your own soap and face towel; at première places, towels, soap, shampoos and other toiletries are usually included in the entry fee but sometimes 300-500 can be saved by bringing your own. Most Japanese baths will have small stools on which to sit and a separate washing area away from the water. In very simple or very traditional baths, however, you’ll need to crouch by the edge of the bath and scoop bathwater directly out to rinse yourself.

    Use care and common sense when entering and exiting — many surfaces are slippery. Many onsen ryokan (温泉旅館), or hot spring inns, have alternating male-only and female-only hours, so be attentive: the bath you entered to-day might be reserved for the other gender tomorrow. As a general rule, taking photographs is not allowed.

    Never rinse your towel in the bath or let it touch the water. Many people prefer to put their towel on their head whilst bathing but setting it on a rock or the side of the bath is acceptable too. If it accidentally slips into the water, wring it outside the bath.

    The waters are simply for soaking, relaxing and contemplation, or simple, quiet conversations. Do not swim in the bath; and never try to peek through the partitions or around walls to see the other gender’s bathing area.

    After leaving the bath, wipe away excess water and perspiration as best as possible with the face towel prior to re-entering the locker room. Never slop the towel in the bath water or — horrors! — wring it into the waters; this is very rude.

    Many onsen have rooms where in which to lie down and nap, drink a cold beer or tea, sit in a massage chair or even sing karaoke! Be sure to take advantage of these post-bath relaxation opportunities!

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow SOMETHING BOLD, SOMETHING NUDE …

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 11, 2011


    Groom Rene Schachner [31] and bride Melanie Schachner [26], flanked by reporters Dani Linzerat
    (left) and Meinrad Knapp, at their wedding in Feldkirchen, Austria; guests remained clothed.

    An Austrian couple have turned the other cheek to tradition by getting married in a nude wedding. Melanie Schachner and René Schachner had racked their brains to think of something so memorable for their big day that they would never forget. The groom and not-so-blushing bride decided to bare all and get married in the nude in front of their family and friends. They walked down the aisle in a service at the registar’s office in Feldkirchen before celebrating with a reception in a nearby castle.

    Melanie wore a traditional veil and white high heels. Her breasts were exposed but a flesh-coloured thong covered her nether-regions. The groom, however, remained totally nude throughout the service, using only a top hat to cover his modesty when posing for wedding pictures. Thankfully for the couple, the registrar managed to keep her embarrassment under control and make it through the reading of the vows. “We’re not ashamed of our bodies and we wanted to do something different. It certainly saved on a wedding dress,” Melanie said in an interview. Their ceremony was sponsored by KRONEHIT, a privately held radio network in Austria.


    The cheeky bride walked down the aisle in only a veil whilst the groom had his top hat to cover his modesty.

    Christian Naturists arrow CHURCH STRIPPED OF TAX STATUS

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 11, 2011

    The Rhode Island Supreme Court stripped a nudist church group of its tax-exempt status. In a unanimous decision on Tuesday, 6th May, 1986, the justices ruled the Church of Pan was not a religious sect and therefore ineligible to receive a state sales tax exemption granted to religious organizations.

    The church, whose 35-member congregation meets at Dyer Woods Nudist Campground, was awarded the tax break in 1983 by a superior court judge who ruled the organization operated exclusively for religious purposes; but the high court found that the group had no formally trained or ordained ministry nor any sacraments, rituals or formal education courses. Justice Florence Murray — a lifetime Democrat who was a delegate to their convention in 1952 and also a state senator from 1949 to 1956 — wrote for the court that the group’s monthly meetings, “… consist simply of general discussion rather than religious worship.”

    Kenneth Walker, who founded the group in 1971, said the convocation has its meetings, weather permitting, under a tree and discusses the need to preserve the environment. “I don’t see how they can say conservation is not a religious tenet,” Walker said. “What they also seem to be saying is that unless you take a dogmatic approach, unless you’ve got prayers and ritual that you impose on others, it’s held against you.”

    From a United Press International article, 8 May 1986.

    ASA Days arrow ED AND JUNE LANGE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 10, 2011

    Ed Lange was a typical curious Chicago teenager in the 1930s when he first bought a copy of Sunshine & Health magazine from the corner drugstore. Who would have known that this purchase would be the genesis of his life’s work? After graduation, Ed moved to Los Angeles where he worked as a set designer and honed his skills as a free-lance photographer for Life, Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar. His interest in nudism was rekindled when a close friend, Lura Glassey, came under attack by hostile newspaper accounts of alleged lewd behaviour at Fraternity Elysia. “It made me angry,” said Lange, in a 1994 interview. Lura was subsequently arrested and, with her case languishing in court, she and husband Hobart were forced to sell the popular La Tuna Canyon club. “From that point on, my dream was to someday open my own camp and do something to improve conditions for nudists.”

    June Poole pursued a career in psychology and was studying the field of body acceptance when she happened upon social nudism. She noted that few women thought they looked good enough and, as a curious female journalist, she wanted to examine this phenomenon further. “The first thing I learned about nudists was that even the beautiful women — the women with the most beautiful figures — never thought their own figures were good enough.” This aroused her interest in both nudism and psychotherapy, ultimately setting the base for her thesis in life. “… Their own body image was so much at variance with what others thought of them.”

    June and Ed saw a need to modernize nudist publications of the day. The Euro-looking reviews with their soft focused, generic models — routinely posed in pastoral locations in some pseudo-athletic stance with a javelin or bow-and-arrow — just seemed too surreal. One of their earliest collaborations was the May 1953 edition of Sun Tan magazine. Ed wanted authenticity and used the talent he knew best: photography. June, still using her maiden name, was the magazine’s editor as well as its prominent model. Together, they put their efforts towards the fledgling post-war nudist revival in California with the idea of bringing to print the American style with families at clubs, barbecues blazing and kids splashing in the pool whilst others bronze on chaises longues in the sunlight. Together, they aimed to change the public image of social nudism.

    Another of their first ventures was to organize the Sundial Club, a social group, in the early 1950s, running it out of their Hollywood apartment. They advocated their own strongly-held beliefs regarding the physical and emotional benefits of clothing-optional living whenever appropriate. They routinely spoke to the media as well as civic groups: Ed appeared — dressed — on the popular programmes like “Art Linkletter’s ‘House Party’” to promote the lifestyle; June spoke to community organizations such as North Hollywood’s chapter of the Active 20-30 Club; and together they were often interviewed by notable Southern California personalities including Harold Keen and Bob Farris. The Langes saw a need to challenge the Puritanism of the movement itself. Oft regarded as nut-eating, berry-chewing, exercise fanatics, with “textiles” often calling their gathering places colonies, nudists have traditionally tended to be socially conservative and even prudish. According to June, “The nudist resorts and organization had such crazy rules: You could only look straight into each other’s eyes; there was the myth that you never completely looked at the opposite sex. No touching. The taboos were enormous. They squeezed the humanity out of people in order to prove that nudism was innocent; but I saw it as propaganda, a hypocrisy of the leadership more than of the members. The leadership was saying one thing but I was seeing something else happening … and not in a furtive way.”

    Nudist magazines were only available to registered members for the most part. Ed and June saw an untapped marketplace where the positive word about nudism could be in the hands of the general public. They joined with Rev. Ilsley Boone to fight numerous legal battles, including one that led to a 1956 US Supreme Court decision granting second-class mailing privileges to nudist publications. Ed and June were two of the most prolific writers and photographers of the ASA Days. In the late 1950s, they persuaded Eastman Kodak to change its policy of refusing to return prints of nudes that were sent for developing. Later, the Langes successfully bucked the publishers of Look magazine after taking exception to the name of one of theirs, Nude Look.

    With the 1968 opening of Elysium Fields in the bohemian community of Topanga Canyon, traditional nudist sensitivities were put to an even sterner test. Ed and June allowed touching, frowned upon at other clubs. Professional masseurs and masseuses, unheard of in the nudist world at the time, were added to the staff; and Elysium Fields was designated as clothing optional, a departure from parks where guests are required to disrobe. Yet, unlike Sandstone — the freewheeling counterculture sex commune above Topanga that drew erroneous comparisons to its canyon neighbour — Elysium Fields was fashioned by Lange as a place for families, espousing a “nude is not lewd” philosophy. Sex was forbidden on the grounds. The Langes created an oasis of tranquility where the two common status symbols — cars and clothes — have no currency.

    Ed’s tranquil oasis, however, quickly became the target of a hostile Los Angeles County government. Sheriff’s deputies arrested Lange and two dozen others on successive week-ends that year, charging them with indecent exposure under a 29-year-old county law; but after he successfully had the law overturned, the county used zoning changes in an attempt to drum Elysium out of business. When that tactic also failed, county supervisors asserted that the property was seismically unsafe to accommodate visitors. Not until 1993, after a series of court reversals, did the county finally recognize the retreat’s right to exist. Ed spent more than $1M in his long legal fight for Elysium Fields, financed mostly from profits of his publishing and mail-order businesses, all the while battling his own fight with prostate cancer. Once shunned by local business leaders, Lange served as the head of the Topanga Chamber of Commerce and was later named the group’s Man of the Year in 1994. Ed’s last sojourn was to Reno to be near his daughter Dana when he quietly passed away on 7th May, 1995. Over the course of three decades, Ed Lange published and distributed enough nudist literature to become wealthy yet the man who played a key role in altering the image of nudists chose to live a simple life, savouring and protecting his beloved Elysium Fields.

    June played a key role in the Lange publishing empire authoring several classic journals — including the 1967 iconic Naked and Together: the Wonderful Webbers featuring her good friend Diane Webber’s family — as well as countless pamphlets and magazines presenting the nudist life to the general public. June shared Ed’s dreams for Elysium Fields but soon his free love ideals and more liberal approach to nudism took their toll. By the end of the 1960s, June’s name and (more sadly) photographs disappeared from all of the Elysium Publications’ forums. They divorced but remained close friends over the years. Not much is known about “post-Elysium” June other than she apparently later remarried. It wasn’t until Ed’s funeral that she returned to the public eye, paying her respects as June Schwartz at a Sunday memorial on the grounds she and Ed had founded a quarter-century earlier. She was joined by their daughters Lisa Lange and Dana Lange-Newman. The non-profit Elysium Institute, the four-hectare property and the publishing company were briefly managed by Dana but the sisters soon decided to sell the empire their father had fought so hard to establish. The ±700 members moved to a property above Malibu but that facility has subsequently folded. The Lange legacy continues to persevere however under the guise of the Southern California Naturist Association; Ed would appreciate their tenacity.

    Absolute Naturists arrow To shave or not to shave

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 5, 2011


    Click on PLAY MOVIE, allow to load, then click [PLAY].

    This subject separates the nudists from the nakedists and it seems many are of the latter.

    ASA Days arrow JOYCE LONG

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 5, 2011

    Joyce Long was the right person at the right time, an opinion shared by many magazine photographers. She, her husband Gene and their son Sonny were frequent visitors to the numerous clubs on the West Coast where they delighted in the relaxed atmosphere and, when there was a need for a family portrait, they were always willing to pose for the ASA paparazzi. “One of the best things about naturism,” Joyce said in an interview, “is that there are no organized activities or required sports. A lady can even exercise her right to be a little lazy.”

    This California family represented the quiet side of 1960s nudism. They saw the clubs as their escape; a tranquil place to rest, read or watch the activities of others — all the while letting Sonny freely run around the grass. As members of the Sanrobles, a non-landed group based in Hayward, the three travelled often and were regularly seen with their blue-on-white trailer at Oakleaf Ranch in Wilton as well as Calyptus Grove near Clovis. They even ventured out to Kansas to the 1963 ASA Convention at Sycamore Hollow and let Joyce compete in the Royalty Pageant.


    Often compared to her contemporary, Sylvia Hand, the equally photogenic Joyce was a natural in front of the camera. She could easily convey the look of a loving wife and a doting mother one moment and an irresistible femme fatale the next. Her portfolio showed versatility and enthusiasm towards posing nude that quickly earned Joyce the respect and admiration of the ASA membership. She can be found in dozens of magazine profile pictorials throughout mid-1960s.


    As with most ASA models of these golden days, Joyce returned to the quiet company of Gene and raising Sonny once the magazines’ editors and publishers shifted towards lining their pages with professional nude models. Then, a decade later, one of her run-of-the-mill photographs resurfaced to become an iconic image in the music industry. A picture of Joyce sunbathing on a poolside chaise-longue was the basis for the Rolling Stones’ 1975 Made in the Shade compilation album cover. Many of the ’blogs on the subject that are floating around in cyberspace misidentify the model as Angie Bowie, then-wife of David Bowie — too bad they don’t privy themselves to information on the nude side of life!

    … It’s only rock ’n’ roll but I like it!

    Canada is Nude arrow FOUR SEASONS NATURE PARK

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 1, 2011

    Four Seasons Nature Park has come to an end. To-day marks its departure from being Canada’s première clothes-free resort after forty-two years of operations. The president of Castle Vacations Parks, Ltd., Paul Colvin suggested in a letter last December that animosity between some of the club’s members and the management company have past the point of no return. “The lack of co-operation of some members in welcoming new managers, staff, guests of the resort and, most of all, new prospective members of The Four Seasons Resort has been both disappointing and discouraging,” wrote Colvin. “This goes to events as simple and unkind as challenging partially clothed guests in the pool area, making it difficult if not impossible to enroll new members.”

    Le Parc Nature Quatre Saisons a pris fin. Aujourd’hui marque le départure ressort vêtements-libre de premièr-class du Canada après 42 années d’opérations. M. Paul Colvin, le président de Castle Vacations Parks, Ltée., a suggéré dans une lettre du dernière Décembre que l’animosité entre certains des membres du club et la société de gestion ont passé le point de non retour. «Le manque de coopération de certains membres pour accueillir les nouveaux gestionnaires, le personnel, les clients du ressort et, surtout, de nouveaux membres potentiels du Quatre Saisons a été à la fois décevant et décourageant,» a écrit M. Colvin. «Cela va à des événements aussi simple et gentil comme un défi invités partiellement vêtu de la piscine, ce qui rend difficile voire impossible d’inscrire de nouveaux membres.»

    Located forty minutes from either Toronto and Niagara Falls, the resort just off the King’s Highway near the hamlet of Freelton offered 61 hectares of private, mature landscape ensuring space and solitude for the members and visitors to enjoy the countless activities and parties. The Four Seasons features a most impressive list of amenities: a nightclub, gazebo and three bars; a restaurant as well as a snack bar; and both an indoor and outdoor pool, complete with a waterfall. The Alpine-style clubhouse also contained a gymnasium, motel rooms, a sauna and whirlpool. The resort is renowned for its 7¼ tonne platform that lowers from the ceiling onto the swimming pool to create a dance floor.

    Situé à quarante minutes de Toronto et à Niagara Falls, la ressort est juste à côté de l’Autoroute Provential près du hameau de Freelton et a offert 61 hectares de privés, en paysage garantir l’espace et de solitude pour les membres et visiteurs de profiter des nombreuses activités et des partis. Le parc Quatre Saisons dispose d’une liste la plus impressionnante de services: une discothèque, un kiosque et trois bars, un restaurant ainsi qu’un snack-bar et une piscine intérieure et extérieure, avec une chute d’eau. Le club-house de style alpin contenait également une gymnase, des chambres de motel, d’un sauna et bain à remous. Le complexe est réputée pour sa plate-forme de 7,25 tonnes qui abaisse le plafond de sur la piscine pour créer une piste de danse.

    Les candidates à monter sur la scène pour la première édition du concours de Miss Nude World en 1970.
    Contestants queue on stage for the first annual
    Miss Nude World pageant in 1970.

    Hans and Lisa Stein were members of Sun Valley Gardens as well as former partners in Ponderosa Sun Club when, in the late 1960s, they sought their own club which could offer a four season operations to spite the short Canadian summers. They purchased a 14-hectare parcel between Hamilton and Guelph and, in January 1969, the Four Seasons welcomed their first guests. They gained international attention the following year with the tremendously successful Miss Nude World contest. Rhonda Stallan of Glen Echo Park beat eleven other contestants to win the coveted title from a panel of distinguished judges included Toronto radio and television broadcaster Gordon Sinclair. Media coverage was so extensive that it even pre-empted reports about PM Trudeau’s attendance at the re-opening of the Welland Canal the same week-end!

    Hans et Lisa Stein étaient membres des Sun Valley Gardens ainsi que d’anciens partenaires au club-soleil Ponderosa quand, dans la fin des années 1960, ils ont cherché leur propre club qui pourrait offrir une opérations de quatre-saisons, malgré les étés courts canadiens. Ils ont acheté une parcelle de 14 hectares entre Hamilton et Guelph, et en Janvier 1969, les Quatre Saisons accueilli leurs premiers clients. Ils ont attiré l’attention internationale l’année suivante avec le concours de beaucoup de succès pour Miss Nude World. Mlle. Rhonda Stallan du parc Glen Echo a battu onze autres candidates pour remporter le titre convoité d’un panel d’éminents juges, dont M. Gordon Sinclair, le radiodiffuseur de radio et télévision de Toronto. La couverture médiatique a été tellement importante qu’elle a même devancé les rapports sur la fréquentation du premier ministre Trudeau à la réouverture du canal Welland le même fin-de-semaine!

    The Steins marked 33 years at the helm of Four Seasons but — after four decades of dedication, sacrifice and an ever-present knack for productions — they decided to sell. It took another seven years to find a buyer and in autumn of 2009 the transaction was complete. It was during this extended escrow that the FCN received numerous complaints about deteriorating facilities and a general lack of standards. Castle Vacations Parks had the necessary capital and the willingness to keep the resort clothing-optional, even hiring former Caliente Resort manager Tom Landers and his wife Lynda. Then suddenly — unexpectedly — the Landers resigned a year ago siting health reasons. Yet the news of the sale was initially greeted with great anticipation since the purchaser had the financial resources to restore the facilities and expand the resort.

    Le Steins marqué 33 années à la tête de Quatre Saisons mais, après quatre décennies de dévouement, de sacrifice et un talent toujours présent pour les productions - ils ont décidé de vendre. Il a fallu sept ans pour trouver un acheteur et à l’automne de 2009, la transaction a été complète. C’est au cours de l’entiercement étendu que le FQN a reçu de nombreuses plaintes concernant la détérioration des installations et un manque général de normes. Castle Vacations Parks avait le capital nécessaire et la volonté de maintenir la ressort en tant que vêtements-facultatifs, même embaucher l’ancien gestionnaire du Caliente Resort, M. Tom Landers et son épouse Lynda. Puis tout à coup — de façon inattendue — les Landers a démissionné il ya un an d’implantation des raisons de santé. Pourtant, les nouvelles de la vente a été d’abord accueilli avec grande anticipation depuis l’acheteur dispose des ressources financières pour restaurer les installations et l’expansion du club.

    Nonetheless, with Tom and Lynda’s departure, the atmosphere around the resort deteriorated rapidly. A paragraph in Colvin’s letter titled, “Security Issues,” addressed the thousands of dollars in clubhouse damages perpetrated by a resident. The lack of assistance on the part of the members seemed to become the final straw of the on-going acrimony. The owners had reached the decision to rezone the property as a residential community and a seasonal trailer park and explained that clothing will be required starting Sunday, 1st May, 2011; the new policy will be strictly enforced. Reflecting on the “clothesure” of the Four Seasons Nature Park — and with credit to the Steins for their efforts to maintain its clothes-free environment — Stéphane Deschênes, director of the FCN and owner of Bare Oaks Naturist Park, wrote: “In my opinion, this is just another example of a lack of succession planning on the part of some owners … I’m surprised that the individuals who started these businesses because they were passionate about nudism/naturism would let their work disappear so easily. I would have expected them to try and find a way to have their legacy continue in perpetuity.”

    Néanmoins, avec le départ de Tom et Lynda, l’atmosphère autour de la ressort se sont rapidement détériorées. Une paragraphe dans la lettre de M. Colvin intitulée «Problèmes de sécurité» adressé aux milliers de dollars en dommages-intérêts clubhouse perpétrés par un résident. L’absence d’assistance de la part des membres semblait devenir la goutte d’eau de l’acrimonie en cours. Les propriétaires ont pris la décision de modifier le zonage de la propriété en tant que communauté de résidence et d’un parc à roulottes saisonnières et a expliqué que les vêtements seront tenus de départ le dimanche, le 1ère mai 2011, la nouvelle politique sera strictement appliquée. Réflexion sur le «clothesure» du Parc Nature Quatre Saisons — et avec le crédit à les Steins de leurs efforts pour maintenir la environnement sans vêtements — Stéphane Deschênes, directeur du FQN et propriétaire du parc naturiste Bare Oaks, écrit: «Dans mon avis, ce n’est qu’un autre exemple du manque de planification de la relève de la part de certains propriétaires ... Je suis surpris que les personnes qui ont commencé ces entreprises parce qu’ils étaient passionnés par le nudisme/naturisme laisseraient leur travail disparaître si facilement. Je les aurais attendu pour essayer de trouver un moyen d’avoir leur héritage continue à perpétuité.»


    Fernbrook Resort
    57 Concession 12 East
    FREELTON (Ontario)

    L0R 1K0

    1-905/659-7784

    ASA Days arrow FOUR SEASONS NATURE PARK

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: May 1, 2011

    Four Seasons Nature Park has come to an end. To-day marks its departure from being Canada’s première clothes-free resort after forty-two years of operations. The president of Castle Vacations Parks, Ltd., Paul Colvin suggested in a letter last December that animosity between some of the club’s members and the management company have past the point of no return. “The lack of co-operation of some members in welcoming new managers, staff, guests of the resort and, most of all, new prospective members of The Four Seasons Resort has been both disappointing and discouraging,” wrote Colvin. “This goes to events as simple and unkind as challenging partially clothed guests in the pool area, making it difficult if not impossible to enroll new members.”

    Located forty minutes from either Toronto or Niagara Falls, the resort just off King’s Highway near the hamlet of Freelton offered 61 hectares of private, mature landscape ensuring space and solitude for the members and visitors to enjoy the countless activities and parties. The Four Seasons features a most impressive list of amenities: a nightclub, gazebo and three bars; a restaurant as well as a snack bar; and both an indoor and outdoor pool, complete with a waterfall. The Alpine-style clubhouse also contained a gymnasium, motel rooms, a sauna and whirlpool. The resort is renowned for its 7¼ tonne platform that lowers from the ceiling onto the swimming pool to create a dance floor.


    Contestants queue on stage for the first annual Miss Nude World pageant in 1970.

    Hans and Lisa Stein were members of Sun Valley Gardens as well as former partners in Ponderosa Sun Club when, in the late 1960s, they sought their own club which could offer a four season operations to spite the short Canadian summers. They purchased a 14 hectares parcel between Hamilton and Guelph and, in January 1969, the Four Seasons welcomed their first guests. They gained international attention the following year with the tremendously successful Miss Nude World contest. Rhonda Stallan of Glen Echo Park beat eleven other contestants to win the coveted title from a panel of distinguished judges included Toronto radio and television broadcaster Gordon Sinclair. Media coverage was so extensive that it even pre-empted reports about Prime Minister Trudeau’s attendance at the re-opening of the Welland Canal the same week-end!

    The Steins marked 33 years at the helm of Four Seasons but — after four decades of dedication, sacrifice and an ever-present knack for productions — they decided to sell. It took another seven years to find a buyer and in autumn of 2009 the transaction was complete. It was during this extended escrow that the FCN received numerous complaints about deteriorating facilities and a general lack of standards. Castle Vacations Parks had the necessary capital and the willingness to keep the resort clothing-optional, even hiring former Caliente Resort manager Tom Landers and his wife Lynda. Yet the news of the sale was initially greeted with great anticipation since the purchaser had the financial resources to restore the facilities and expand the resort. Then suddenly — unexpectedly — the Landers resigned a year ago siting health reasons.

    Nonetheless, with Tom and Lynda’s departure, the atmosphere around the resort deteriorated rapidly. A paragraph in Colvin’s letter titled, “Security Issues,” addressed the thousands of dollars in clubhouse damages perpetrated by a resident. The lack of assistance on the part of the members seemed to become the final straw of the on-going acrimony. The owners had reached the decision to rezone the property as a residential community and a seasonal trailer park and explained that clothing will be required starting Sunday, 1st May, 2011; the new policy will be strictly enforced. Reflecting on the “clothesure” of the Four Seasons Nature Park — and with credit to the Steins for their efforts to maintain its clothes-free environment — Stéphane Deschênes, director of the FCN and owner of Bare Oaks Naturist Park, wrote: “In my opinion, this is just another example of a lack of succession planning on the part of some owners … I’m surprised that the individuals who started these businesses because they were passionate about nudism/naturism would let their work disappear so easily. I would have expected them to try and find a way to have their legacy continue in perpetuity.”


    Fernbrook Resort
    57 Concession 12 East
    FREELTON (Ontario)

    L0R 1K0

    1-905/659-7784

    Canada is Nude arrow THE COMMONWEALTH CELEBRATES

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 29, 2011

    Every richest blessing in their life together …


    H.R.H. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge



    ASA Days arrow HOME MOVIES: BLASTS FROM THE PAST

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 28, 2011

    Ever wonder what became of those home movies from summer holidays of days-gone-by? Here’s someone’s ß-MAX video of a trip with friends as they raft through the Grand Canyon and through their memories of the 1970s. Like the Wonder Years, a couple provide narration as they reflect on a fun outing. Groovy!

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow NUDE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 26, 2011

    Ever have that dream where you’re at a familiar place only to discover you are naked? Nude is the antipode. Created by Irish animator Colin Reid — a 2010 graduate of Institiúid Ealaine, Deartha & Teicneolaiochta Dhún Laoghaire and lives (in his words) as an “animation gypsy” — the short film explores the alternate universe where wearing clothes is apparently lewd, reprehensible and a chargeable offence of “indecent coverage.”

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow HOW TO PRACTICE NUDISM …

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 26, 2011

    Ever been intrigued by the clothes-free life and wanted to give it a try? Perhaps you are not ready to attempt nudity in a social environment but would like to try it in the privacy of your room. The instructional video, How to Practice Nudism in Your Room (without Anyone Knowing) will give step-by-step directions. To get started, simply follow these steps …

    Leo Bridle is a talented young director who recently graduated from Arts University College at Bournemouth. He put together this kinetic typography style animation at the Beakus animation production studio in London. Made pretty quickly, Bridle searched Wikihow.com for a suitably silly piece of text to illustrate. An article explaining — in detail — the many complex steps involved in removing one’s clothes fit the bill.

    Absolute Naturists arrow TO BE OR NOT TO BE … NUDE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 26, 2011

    In keeping with the Shakespearean commemorations on this, the 447th observance of his baptismal, let’s return to A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM of a clothes-free life by leaving behind A YORKSHIRE TRAGEDY in which THE TAMING OF THE SHREW is MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING and more of THE COMEDY OF ERRORS than THE TEMPEST that THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA, or KING LEAR and RICHARD III, made it to be, especially on the TWELTH NIGHT when THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR would make both ROMEO AND JULIET along with ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA become A LOVER’S COMPLAINT, just AS YOU LIKE IT

























    ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!

    Absolute Naturists arrow NAKED CONVERSATIONS WITH NUDE WOMEN

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 24, 2011

    Social nudism in North America actually has its genesis in the 1930s as the imported philosophy of Freikörperkultur, a German ethos whose name translates to “Free Body Culture.” As with any walk of life, there will always be those few individuals who will take an ideal and push it to the societal edge of the envelope where the original principles become so convoluted, even to the founders of the movement — in to-day’s lexicon, that’s referred to as being progressive.

    Everybody is invited to visit the ASA Days group where the golden age of the American Sunbathing Association is celebrated. Come learn about the sun clubs past and present, and read of our brave pioneers and icons. The group is open to all history buffs with unblocked, completed NCH profiles. Join and share your stories!

    Absolute Naturists arrow TO BE OR NOT TO BE … NUDE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 23, 2011

    In honouring to-day the 395th anniversary of William Shakespeare’s death, let’s borrow from one of his most renown soliloquy — the opening lines of Act III, Scene 1 in “Hamlet:”

    To be, or not to be nude, that is the question:
    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous accusations,
    Or to take arms against a sea of ignorance
    And by opposing end them? …

    With apologies to England’s national poet, the query to which the Prince of Denmark ponders can form the catalyst oft asked in these groups: Is a clothes-free life worth the possible ostracization from family and friends?

    Whilst that thought is contemplated, here are some pairings of images that may help in the deliberation between the prospects of being ensconced in textile or cloaked in fresh air…





























    … absolutely!

    Absolute Naturists arrow NAKED CONVERSATIONS WITH NUDE WOMEN

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 22, 2011

    Canadian independent filmmaker Thomas Lundy continues his penchant for quirky and provocative moviemaking. This time he was inspired by Bryan Sykes’s 2003 book, Adam’s Curse: a Future without Men and Desmond Morris’s latest work, Naked Man, in which the authors elaborate on the intriguing possibility of the male of the species’ extinction. Women would no longer need sperm to reproduce; they would do so using stem cell technology; or in Sykes’s opinion, men will soon surely die out anyway. This poses primordial, wide-ranging questions vis-à-vis the male-female relationship. It is on this bold premise that Lundy launches each 'Naked Conversation' with a nude woman, filmed in reclining pose so as to emulate those iconic works of artists such as Manet, Titian, Goya, Boucher, Matisse, Modigliani and Courbet.

    Lundy feels the sheer visual impact of nude women (he started filming in Amsterdam in August 2008, and in addition to the Netherlands he now also has women in France, Finland and Sweden interested in being filmed for this project) will in itself make a potent statement. Lundy is fascinated by ancient matriarchal societies such as those of Egypt and the Mayans, and is interested in theories circulating that propose the world may be on a gradual shift towards a matriarchal society.

    What better way than to depict nude women on film so as to symbolize their maternal natures, imbedded in their psyches by dint of sheer gender. Lundy is filming using special soft filters and lenses to give a decidedly dreamy and impressionistic effect, with the intention of inducing in the viewer a surrealistic mood. Thus making a traditional style documentary and elaborating on dense scientific theories is not Lundy’s aim here; he wants his film to be captivating and unique, and positively thought-provoking to the widest possible audience.

    Lundy hopes his film will beam a vital metaphor deep into the subconscious: woman the creator, woman as Mother Nature, as the Gaia goddess, as the symbol of fertility from which all life emerges and is continued. Upon completion the film will be submitted to film festivals worldwide.

    The movie features in order of their interviews: Angel, Flor, Isa Padilla Pérez, Emilie Marçot, Theresa O’Shea, Anita Gramer, Linda Kreike and Fabienne Freymadl; others who participated in the making of this film are: Lorena Alarcon, Jolanda van Eck, Rocío Acedo Gómez, Hala, Magna Iancu, Laura Faye Koolhaas, Alexis Lundy Freida Lundy, Jazmine Lundy-Rutayisire, Margherita Mattiuz, Liz Redmond, Vera Snellebrand, Margrete Vik Gagama and Lucinda Waller.

    Filmed in Sweden, Spain, Norway, the Netherlands, Italy, Germany, France and Canada.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow NUDE NOT

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 22, 2011

    Jodie enters an extraordinary world when she moves into house occupied by people who seem to never wear clothes. Will she find the living arrangement unBAREable? Is her imagiNUDEtion playing tricks? … Or will the up-tight Jodie learn the NAKED truth about herself? The six-minute independent Canadian film features Jane Antoni as Jodie, Alexis Lundy as Alexis, Kelsey Brown as JoAnna and Thomas Lundy as Thomas.

    Absolute Naturists arrow I like to use the term "naked" over nude..

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 18, 2011



    NUDE is when you want to be naked …
    NAKED is when you have to be nude.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Nudist Company Office

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 17, 2011

    I’m inclined to heed the advice of the HRzone story’s accompanying graphic … next!

    These nakedists are commonplace on the ’Net. The vetting process of AANR needs addressing.

    ASA Days arrow LAZY К RANCH

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 14, 2011


    When it comes to cleaning a dusty nudist colony, take it from Miss Rosie Smith of
    the LAZY К RANCH:
    Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.®

    Mr. Coates’ programme was a local interests show that was most likely — if at all — recorded on kinescope. This type of tele-recording was intended for immediate transmission or to repeat an earlier broadcast and rarely archived. The technology was already being phased from use in the late 1950s in favour of Quadruplex™ video tape and thus, only a small fraction of kinescope recordings remain today. After exhaustive web searching, no segment of the Paul Coates show, let alone the Smiths’ interview, was discovered. An eMAIL to KTTV has thus gone unanswered.

    Mahalo Ken for your kind words. It’s become sort of a passion for us to research our ASA pioneers, uncover new icons of the golden age and explore past clubs. Let’s keep the memories of the American Sunbathing Association alive! Bee and I invite all ASA Days’ members to discover the American Nudist Research Library at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort as well as its counterpart — the Western Nudist Research Library at Glen Eden Nudist Resort — and add your stories.

    ASA Days arrow SUNNY PALMS LODGE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 12, 2011

    Sunny Palms Lodge was a South Florida destination for people all along the Atlantic Coast looking for a year ’round get-away to work on that all ’round tan. Nestled amongst the tall reed grass and coral flats between Homestead and Florida City, southwest of Miami, this sub-tropical retreat opened its gates in 1948 at a time when Americans were still reveling in the post-war economy. Many of the charter members were former military personnel who were stationed on those remote Pacific outposts and now introduced their young families to the warm climate.

    The grounds were picturesque indeed. Aside from the usual accoutrements — swimming pool, clubhouse, volleyball courts, &c. — Sunny Palms Lodge had a lovely tree-lined lake and ample grass areas provided ample relief from the heat and humidity of those famous Floridian sunny days. The club also provided an attractive backdrop for the ASA paparazzi who photographed a bevy of buff beauties and beaus for the countless magazines of the day. June Loeber and Mary Phillips — as well as a number of one name wonder icons like Brenda, Linda, Mari and Bonnie — gleefully posed at this marvelous venue.

    Hollywood … well, off-Hollywood … also called on the club. After the US Supreme Court ruled that films “set in nudist camps” were deemed educational and therefore exempt from the general ban on film nudity, the nebbish nudist reels of the 1950s (d~)evolved into the nudie-cutie movies of the 1960s where actual club members were replaced with “professionals” offering a lot more wiggle and giggle. As long as there was no sexual contact between actors and actresses, these purported documentaries were able to dodge the censors. One of the more prolific filmmakers of the genre — independent producer, director and screenwriter Doris Wishman — came to Sunny Palms Lodge to film six of her eight nudist features. Now considered cult classics, the plotlines and dialogue left much to be desired but certainly put the “camp” in nudist camps.


    Gentlemen Prefer Nature Girls starring Lou Alexion and Joan Bamford (1963)


    Hideout in the Sun starring Earl Bauer, Dolores Carlos and Greg Conrad (1960)


    Blaze Starr Goes Nudist starring Blaze Starr, Gene Berk and William Mayer (1962)

    As the years rolled on, the club continued to enjoy a steady membership of locals as well as snowbirds during the winter months. Then the 1970s and early ’80s saw a rapid growth of Dade County’s population, especially along the Dixie Highway corridor. Encroachment and privacy issues started to become a concern, prompting Sunny Palms Lodge to search for a viable new location to which they could move. With Florida City and Homestead becoming affordable suburbs to Miami thanks to the completion of the Florida Turnpike Extension in 1974, they turned towards the coast to a tree-shrouded key near the Biscayne National Park. One problem: the secluded 20-hectare island with its 200-metre-long beach and expansive wetlands was a mosquito haven! “If the nudists are going out there, they might ought to think about putting their clothes on,” said Marlon Nelms, who oversees the county’s mosquito eradication programme. “It doesn’t take much to make a nudist happy,” club resident and amateur butterfly entomologist Tonianne Wyner said in a 1985 newspaper interview, “Having a place to go and take their clothes off without getting in trouble with the law is all they want.”

    Adding to the pressure to relocate was the purchase of the club’s land by a chemical company which intended to build a paint testing laboratory on its grounds. Whether it was a lack of capital on the part of the members’ coöperative, disapproval at public hearings of the county zoning commission or the prospects of cohabitating with mosquitoes, the new Dade County location never came to fruition. Whatever the reason, after 37 years of business, Sunny Palms Lodge closed its gates on 20th September 1985 for the last time. The then-mayor of Homestead, Irving Peskoe, said he’d welcome the nudists back to the neighbourhood: “They are a pollution-free industry.”

    Pacific Specific arrow WAIKOLOA FLASH FLOOD

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 8, 2011

    Flash flood warnings are issued for a reason and strike anywhere. A Waikoloa pastor knows that first-hand after encountering a raging flood under somewhat clear skies Wednesday afternoon. Pastor Derek Schönhoff of Pu‘uanahulu Baptist Church was heading home when he noticed Hawai‘i County Police had just closed Māmalahoa Highway . His home video shows why …

    “This is a lot of water coming down the hill,” he said. “This is a flash flood right here; normally, there’s no water here, not even a river or anything. You can see how crazy it is! People are starting to gather here already. I’ve never seen anything like this, that’s just nuts!”

    Schönhoff kept rolling and describing.

    “Look at that water — that’s probably about 60-70 feet across from here to the other side and it’s just sweeping everything it can: rocks, mud, trees. It’s just sweeping it along,” he said on his video camera. At the time, he didn’t give it much thought but later realized the immediate area was not seeing a tremendous amount of rain.

    “It wasn’t, like, pouring hard enough to create that water where I was standing so it must have come from further up and it just collected energy like an avalanche,” he said Thursday by telephone from the Island of Hawai‘i. “You know someone standing there not paying attention would have just gotten swept away. I mean, there’s no way anybody could have survived had they fallen into that water.”

    “We got the report that the Highway was closed and an SUV got in trouble. Luckily, they were able to get out,” said Kevin Kodama of the National Weather Service.

    Forecasters say while the area is prone to flooding, this was unexpected because rain gauges in the mountains above were not showing big numbers.

    “To see the video was very impressive and is another alert to tell people to really keep in mind that when we have warnings out — whether it’s raining or not at your location — stay away from these channels where water can flow,” said Warning Coördination Meteorologist Michael Cantin.

    No damage or injuries were reported. The flood continued for several hours. “You hear about flash flood warnings and that kind of thing you know to pay attention because you just never know from where it’s going to come and it’s really really dangerous,” Schönhoff said.

    Pacific Specific arrow Places to be nude in Asia

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 5, 2011

    A hundred nude men posed behind Quezon Hall and Diliman Amphitheatre at exactly six o’clock on a warm January morning in 2008 for press photographers during the closing ceremonies of the University of the Philippines’ centennial celebrations. The men served as living models in tribute of the school’s iconic symbol — the Oblation — with one for each year of the school.

    Some of the volunteers wore only a fig leaf “covering.” Right after posing like prisoners on a firing squad — imitating the shameless offering of oneself pose inspired by the statue — each participant eagerly created their own versions of an Oblation pose on two makeshift stone bases. The actual concrete sculpture is painted to look like bronze and measures 3.5 metres in height. It symbolizes the 350 years of Spanish rule in the Philippines.

    There is also the annual Oblation Run, a tradition started — and continued — by one of the prominent UP houses, the ΑΦΩ fraternity. Only members in long standing with the fraternity may run around the campus nude (neophytes are forbidden) to protest their sentiments about a current political or economic situation. The run was first held in 1977 to protest the banning of the movie, Hubad na Bayani, which depicted human rights abuses in the martial law era.

    ASA Days arrow BAJA CALIFORNIA

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 4, 2011

    The 1960s were called the jet age but only a limited number of people actually flew in the speedy birds back then. The jets only traveled between big population centres; most people who seek seclusion in out-of-the-way places learned to consider the airplane as regular transportation. The urge to travel and do things demands that very little time be wasted in getting to where the action is. Nudists who travel down the Baja California peninsula often use airplanes since highway traffic is very slow and difficult on the rough, unpaved Mexican roads.

    Most of the time, these are privately owned single-engine planes that are chartered to take-off and touch-down at any available airpark. Many times the landing strip is not much more than a flat patch of dry dirt where only the smaller airplanes that carry no more than eight people can safely land. Discovery of some remote places like La Paz, Rosarito or Mulege resulted in a boom in the rental of private planes at many of Southern California’s numerous general aviation parks.


    A condensed version of a Jaybird article from the late-1960s or early-’70s.

    Pacific Specific arrow 日本での裸体 NUDE JAPAN

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 4, 2011

    Japan is a world of dichotomies: It is a very modern — even futuristic — country with a soul deeply rooted in tradition that has heavily ruled and conditioned the national psyche for centuries. Its people are described, in Western terms, as being quite conservative yet their political and community structure is heavily subsidized and socialist. So when it comes to being nude in Japan, one must first understand the difference between nudity and nudism.

    The former is defined as the state of being undressed. This is quite standard for such activities as washing, soaking or even childbirth where a clothes-free body is anticipated and functional. The sentō and onsen (bathhouse and hot spring, respectively) are perfectly normal places to be nude because people are expected to bathe sans their clothes! Public baths are an integral part of society where cleanliness is revered and the day’s gossip exchanged. Terms like Sukinshippu, a “Nihonglish” word meaning skinship used to describe the agápē or storgē love between mother and child, and hadaka no tsukiai, or the naked association amongst neighbours and co-workers, help explain the bond people feel for one another. Though most modern facilities are gender segregated, a number of konyoku still dot the countryside.

    Defining nudism in Japan is a bit more challenging. Japan has virtually nothing to offer for the domestic or visiting nudists: no nude beaches, no nude resorts, no nude swim nights; Nani mo nai! Whilst public nudity was common in ancient Japan — albeit as previously explained — Western influences, especially post-WWII, systematically uprooted many of the old traditions such as konyoku. A fair amount of change was legislated by the occupying forces of the late-1940s and ’50s but the single most influential reason for the paradigm shift was from the influx of “gaikokujin” — foreigners — who did not comprehend its cultural ideals, and infused their perception of NUDITY=SEX with garish and ecchi behaviour. Nowadays, nudity is commonly viewed as erotic and is presented as sexual in nature.

    At the Sukayu Hot Spring, one of Japan’s most famous konyoku, a group of concerned citizens started a campaign to counter this modern equation. The 320 year old Aomori-ken landmark features separate washing areas that lead to the famous 260 metre² communal bath with no walls to obstruct the view when entering. The Konyoku o Mamoru Kai (Protect Mixed Bathing Association) was organized when the facility started seeing a disproportionate increase of male patrons which correlated with an increase of women complaining of leering.

    This isn’t to say Japanese nudists don’t exist; they do … covertly! A 2006 article in the Mainichi Shinbun newspaper exposed the neo-nudism movement in Japan. Yasuyo-san telecommutes as an IT consultant, leaving her home only when she has to give a presentation or attend a meeting. She punctuates her day with some vacuuming, cleaning and preparing meals. Hers is like any other salary-woman’s life, except for Yasuyo-san works in the buff. “I … strip fully nude, which unconsciously seems to bring me closer to what I’m really feeling, which in turn makes me feel like I’m going to come up with productive thoughts.” She is one of the country’s growing throng of neo-nudists — newdists, as they say — which is being bolstered by celebrities revealing they spend much of their private lives in their birthday suits, the emerging popularity of the manga characters of Rinshi!! Ekoda-chan in which the entire family goes naked to save energy costs, and on the mixi social network which has over 1000 members of its “naked families” group.

    A recent survey found that about 10 percent of men and women working from home do so nude; and the numbers in Japan are growing. Satoshi-san runs a different IT company: “I’m more creative when I’m naked,” he says. “When work is really pressuring me, I relax nude on my veranda and gaze into the distance while I think. Nudity gives you a liberating feeling you couldn’t possibly expect to find in a corporate atmosphere and I think there have been many occasions when it has directed me toward arriving at a decent business plan.”

    Yū Natsumi, author of Nūdoraifu e no shōtai (Invitation to a Nude Life), and her family have been living nude for the past 25 years. She implores potential newdists to try it as a way to “buff up” their character. “It can turn introverts into positive thinkers,” she says. “Go to a nudist beach overseas and there are all types there. By getting nude with them, all your complexes are openly accepted and it feels like you are freed by the experience. If you’re nude every day, you’re being yourself in the rawest possible form and that makes communication smoother.”

    “Going nude is the most effective way to create a successful work routine. Especially for those doing creative work, there’s a need at times to rethink the way you interpret things and stripping everything off can be a good start toward achieving that,” says noted psychologist Rie Ueki. “Being naked is thrilling and that stimulation can spark all sorts of good ideas.” Here’s hoping for a Japanese nudist revolution!

    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 1, 2011

    To-day, we celebrate a president that brought Americans together; celebrating an end to our dependence on American energy. A president who has the courage to tell us he will not rest …


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    Conservative Naturists arrow JUST FOR LAUGHS ?

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    Posted: Apr 1, 2011

    난, 한, 당신은이런말을아무도잘못된걱정을하는것을불쾌해요 “깊은김치를.”

    오늘은바보의날이야!

    Pacific Specific arrow 東北地方太平洋沖地震

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    Posted: Apr 1, 2011


    People run in downtown Hilo as tsunami waves strike the Hilo Bayfront.

    Sixty-five years ago, on 1st April, 1946, an 8,6 magnitude earthquake near the Aleutian Island of Unimak generated one of the most destructive Pacific-wide tsunamis of the 20th Century. It first hit the Hawaiian Islands about 4½ hours after the initial jolt and reached the town of Hilo twenty-eight minutes later — at about seven o’clock in the morning — killing 159 residents and destroying nearly 1400 homes. There was no warning to Hawai‘i as the Pacific Tsunami Warning System had yet to be established. The waves inflicted damage on all islands but they were particularly devastating on the Island of Hawai‘i.


    Hilo after the 1946 Tsunami. The intersection of Kamehameha Avenue and Mamo Street is in the centre.

    Hilo was pounded by a series of six-to-seven large tsunami coming in at every 15-20 minutes through the day. The highest measured waves reached heights of 8.1 metres above sea level. The damage was extensive: The Hilo waterfront was destroyed; every house on Kamehameha Avenue along Hilo Bay was ripped from its foundation and carried across the street smashing against buildings on the other side.


    A memorial to-day stands on Laupāhoehoe Point dedicated to the teachers and students killed in 1946.

    Another community that was decimated that day is Laupāhoehoe which sits on a promontory along the Hāmākua Coast. The first of three waves roared over the peninsula soaking everyone but causing no substantial injuries or damage. Schoolchildren happily gathered the fish deposited on the school grounds from the larger second wave whilst the teachers were in their cabins changing into dry clothes. No one had noticed all the water had retreated from the bay. Moments later, the final and deadly tsunami — estimated to be over 15 metres high — hit. Twenty-three students and four teachers were swept away; only two children and one teacher survived. Other than one mangled body found on the rocks, all were lost were never found.


    Hilo to-day has large green belts where the original town of Shinmachi once stood.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow G-MAIL MOTION

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 1, 2011

    Motionß

    The mouse and keyboard were invented before the Internet even existed. Since then, countless technological advancement has allowed for much more efficient human computer interaction. Why then do we continue to use outdated technology? Introducing Gmail Motion — now you can control GMAIL with your body …

    Conservative Naturists arrow JUST FOR LAUGHS ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Apr 1, 2011


    Barack Hussein Obama II wants to now invoke the Pelosi Doctrine in regards to the American military’s involvement in the Libya Mission:

    “We have to arm the rebel force so you can see who’s in it."
    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

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    Posted: Apr 1, 2011

    He kept all of his promises: Unemployment is a -39%; Our deficit is no more; and Global Warming has been solved …


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    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

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    Posted: Apr 1, 2011


    President Barack H. Obama II
    The White House


    Dear George,

    The Gulf oil spill opened my eyes.

    As with Hurricane Katrina, it happened suddenly. I barked out orders. I pounded my desk; but the oil kept flowing. Worse, the nation watched it all on television and said: "Why doesn't the President do something?" "Doesn’t he care?" From then on, I fully understood both the expectations and the limitations of this job.

    I ran on "hope and change." I said I would bring the sides together. The American people, I told Republicans who opposed my stimulus plan, have spoken and, "I won."

    So without any of the bipartisan support you received for your tax cuts, my stimulus passed and I confidently predicted it would prevent unemployment from reaching 8 percent. It climbed to 10.2 percent.

    Without a single Republican vote, we passed ObamaCare but half of the states’ attorneys general filed suit to stop it; and a year after its passage, most Americans want it repealed.

    My party lost its House majority and its Senate supermajority. Voters wanted smaller government. Turns out voters wanted to retain the Bush tax rates — even for the rich — which I campaigned against. Again, the American people had spoken.

    The morning starts, as you know, with an intelligence briefing. My goodness, does America have enemies — hateful, violent, vicious enemies all over the world who are determined to destroy this nation! Our job is to prevent them from succeeding — all of them, all of the time.

    I labeled you a "cowboy," promised humility and offered enemy countries an outstretched hand for their un-clenched fist; but calling the Global War on Terror an "overseas contingency operation" not only failed to deter the Islamo-fascists from wanting to kill us, it suggested a weakness that only strengthened their resolve.

    al-Qāʿidah, Hezbollah, Hamas and the mullahs who run Iran, I learned, couldn’t care less that I'm a person of color, born to a Muslim father from Kenya and who lived in Indonesia. They hate us still.

    Guantanamo Bay exists for a reason. It imprisons the worst of the worst. No other country will take these terrorists and many former detainees have returned to the fight.

    GTMO is among many of your Bush era terror-fighting policies that I not only retained but, in some cases, even expanded. What once seemed reckless and wrongheaded, I now see as prudent attempts to strike that difficult balance between safety and freedom.


    I came into this job eight years after September 11, 2001. I cannot imagine 3,000 Americans killed on my watch. I cannot imagine polls showing that 90 percent of us anticipated another attack within 12 months of the first, perhaps with chemical or biological weapons. I can imagine how you must have blamed yourself during those long, dark days, and spent every waking hour asking, "What can I do so this never happens again?"

    This brings me to the Iraq War, a mission I once called dumb.

    Seventy-six percent of Americans, at the time, supported your decision. You obtained approval from Congress. By contrast, 47 percent support my actions in Libya, less support than for any military action taken in the last 40 years. Unlike you, I did not seek approval from Congress even though I once said the Constitution requires it.

    Thanks to the Iraq War, Libya's Muammar al-Qaddafi surrendered his WMD. He poses no direct threat to America and cannot use these terrible weapons on his own people. Saddam Hussein, on the other hand, invaded his neighbors, used chemical weapons on his own people and shot at our planes patrolling the no-fly zones. All 16 of our intelligence agencies thought he possessed stockpiles of WMD, a prospect that threatened to make the 9/11 carnage look small.

    I even opposed the surge in Iraq and predicted its failure. I now see this unpopular decision for what it was — one of the most courageous decisions ever made by any of the 43 Americans who have sat behind this desk.

    I vividly recall shaking my head during the speech you made to make the case for the dumb war. A disapproving New York Times wrote: "President Bush sketched an expansive vision … Mr. Bush talked about establishing a 'free and peaceful Iraq' that would serve as a 'dramatic and inspiring example' to the entire Arab and Muslim world …"

    Now I understand why, in 2008, you signed National Security Presidential Directive #58 — Advancing the Freedom Agenda: "To protect America, we must defeat the ideology of hatred by spreading the hope of freedom. Over the past seven years, this is exactly what the Administration has done."

    It began with newly liberated Afghans and Iraqis who risked their lives by leaving their homes to vote for the first time. Your Freedom Agenda ignited the promising, historic hope and change we are now witnessing all throughout the Arab and Muslim world.

    You were right. I was wrong. The nation and the world owe you a huge debt of gratitude.

    Let's do lunch and then sneak in a round of golf. The Near Beer is on me.

    With respect and appreciation,


    April 1, 2011

    Conservative Naturists arrow № 40: THE GIPPER

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    Posted: Mar 30, 2011


    It was thirty years ago to-day that a bullet ricocheted off the armored side of the limousine and hit Rawhide, the Secret Service’s codename for the President, in his left underarm, grazing a rib and lodging in his lung — stopping only a couple centimetres from his heart — whilst he was leaving a speaking engagement at the Washington Hilton Hotel in DC. The morning after undergoing the life-saving operation, President Reagan saw visitors and signed legislation. He was out of hospital and back in the White House less than two weeks following the shooting, becoming the only serving president to be wounded yet survive an assassination attempt.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE FIRST TIME

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 30, 2011

    Jack remembers an old cabin and suggests they search for it. A virile young man and a nubile young lady delight in a carefree walk through the woods with a mutual yearning to explore …


    Once at the cottage, the story continues as a quest of a different nature, one that is equally normal, awkward and beautiful but certainly incompatible with the forum of this web site. The dialogue is so 1950s — complete with enough corny clichés to supply an Ethanol plant — that it’s a shame that decorum has to end Oskarsson’s comic strip for this venue at the front door. This may have been The First Time for this fledgling couple to be nude but certainly not the last. Well Jack, as the old saying goes, “When in Romy …!”

    Conservative Naturists arrow TEA PARTY

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 29, 2011

    Neil Abercrombie [D], the media-starved Governor of Hawai‘i who is on a perpetual campaign to find Obama’s elusive birth certificate, is obviously pining for the spotlight during his recent existential trip. We’ll oblige him with a photograph and snippets from the Hawai‘i Reporter:

    • Abercrombie was then an avowed Marxist and anti-free market advocate. He hasn’t changed.

    • Excessive taxes, spending, debt, corporate bailouts, union special treatment and government intervention by Abercrombie, get little meaningful challenge …

    • Abercrombie has reaped the benefits of this void and that is why his results are rising.

    • For example, talk to any Hawai‘i Vietnam-era veteran and they will remind you that Abercrombie spewed invectives and hatred toward American troops during that period. He participated in, and led, several rallies against our troops and country along with openly siding with the North Vietnamese.

    • At one time, Abercrombie ranked so low in Vietnam veterans’ eyes, that he was compared to Jane Fonda in the widely held perception of helping our enemy.

    This Neil Abercrombie brief would not be complete without tying one Marxist to another:



    Neil can’t find Obama’s birth certificate, again!

    ASA Days arrow SAMAGATUMA

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 28, 2011

    This series of photographs are from the early-1980s shortly before Samagatuma closed as an ASA resort. To-day the textile mobile home community is known as Mussey Grade Village Park.







    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow DO IT YOURSELF NUDISM

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    Posted: Mar 28, 2011

    How to practice Nude Beach Etiquette is the final installment of the how to series from HOWCAST MEDIA to enlighten all of us of the positive image of clothes-free recreation. By-the-way, this video and How to go Skinny-Dipping were filmed at “Little Beach” of Mākena on Maui.

    Step I: USE CORRECT VERBIAGE
    Don’t call them nudists. The politically correct term is naturist.


    Step II: KEEP YOUR EYES WHERE THEY BELONG
    Don’t stare at people’s private parts. Here’s a good rule of thumb: If it would be unseemly to gape at that body part when it’s fully clothed, it’s downright rude to gawk at it undressed.

    Step III: RESPECT EVERYBODY REGARDING PHOTOGRAPHS
    Always ask permission before snapping a photo or video — they’re naturists, not zoo animals; and no one wants to worry that their jelly rolls are going to be on YouTube.

    Step IV: LIKEWISE CONCERNING FIELD GLASSES
    The same goes for binoculars, which are only appropriate if you’re discovering new lands, looking at birds or enjoying an opera.

    Step V: KEEP YOUR BARE BUM FOR THE BEACH
    Restrict nudity to the beach. When you’re in the parking lot, for example, have some clothes on.

    Step VI: COVER CHAIRS WITH A TOWEL
    Carry a towel wherever you go so you can put it down on beach loungers, bar stools, restaurant chairs and so on.

    Step VII: RELAX AND ENJOY
    Make everyone feel comfortable, even those who are only willing to go so far as being top-free, as the naturists like to call it. Naturists, after all, are all about acceptance.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE FIRST TIME

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 27, 2011

    The two friends have really taken to this nudism thing. It appears that Jack is a little more reserve but with Romy’s confidence, they venture forth and soon discover something else …

    … to be continued.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE FIRST TIME

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 24, 2011

    In to-day’s episode, it’s time to put the toys away and push the envelope of their nudist experiment. A hike in the woods sounds intriguing but careful straddling that picket fence …

    … to be continued.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE FIRST TIME

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 21, 2011

    It seems these two are becoming quite comfortable with their nudity and with each other’s company. Romy’s impressive with her hula-hoop skills, showing Jack that it’s all in the hips …

    … to be continued.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow DO IT YOURSELF NUDISM

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    Posted: Mar 21, 2011

    How to convince Someone to go Skinny-Dipping is the second of three amusing step-by-step videos from HOWCAST MEDIA.

    Step I: COMPLIMENT HIS/HER PHYSIQUE
    Grease the wheels by praising the person’s body — just make sure you do it in a non-sleazy way. Remark on how “fit” and “toned” they look; speculate that they must be working out. You’ll have no chance of getting them naked if they’re self-conscious about their figure.

    Step II: MENTION THE NOTION NONCHALANTLY
    Casually bring up the idea of skinny-dipping. Ruminate on how you’ve always wanted to try it.

    Step III: DON’T OVERPLAY IT
    Proceed cautiously. Once you’ve introduced the subject, drop it for a while — unless, of course, your companion is already ripping off clothes and dashing toward the water.

    Step IV: PROCLAIM YOU’RE INTENT ON SWIMMING NUDE
    Announce that, by gosh, you’re going to do it — you’re going to skinny-dip! Behave as though you are talking yourself into it. Make no mention of them joining you.

    Step V: GET NAKED
    Begin undressing like it’s the most natural thing in the world. Keep up a steady stream of chatter, as if nothing could be more innocent.

    Step VI: TIME TO GET WET
    Run into the water and begin splashing around with an expression on your face that suggests pure joy.

    Step VII: SHARE YOUR DELIGHT
    Describe the “indescribable” feeling of having nothing between your body and the water.

    Step VIII: GIVE UP
    If your friend isn’t nude by now, forget it. Remember, you can lead a person to water but you can’t make them strip.

    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 20, 2011


    So let it be written … So it shall be done.

    When Barack Hussein Obama II says things, things get done. This is the message echoed ad nauseam from the “alphabet networks” when reporting from the White House; and what this pres**ent does is say stuff.

    He’s said the situation in Libya is unacceptable; that’s that. There’s nothing more to be done.

    He’s told us we need to live within our means. There, our federal budget problem is resolved.

    He’s expressed that he feels terrible about events in Japan. That’s as much as anyone can do.

    He’s stated schools and bullies don’t mix; and he’s sent his wife to pound home that message.

    He called for gender equality in the home and workplace. Okay, that problem’s been solved.

    Oil production in the Gulf is booming because his moratorium led to increased production.

    Now, he has also said he won’t rest until there are jobs for all Americans who seek work. So is the unemployment issue eluding us? Well, apparently every American who WANTS a job has one, otherwise BO would be focusing like a laser, right? Phfew, that problem’s solved.

    Wow, what a week it was: and don’t forget the arduous task of picking brackets for the NCAA tournament and then videotaping the presentation for ESPN. The guy is overworked as it is; and he hasn’t had a vacation in — what? — a couple months! Now, onto Rio de Janeiro …

    ASA Days arrow OAKLEAF RANCH

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 19, 2011

    Oakleaf Ranch was yet another one of those shining stars in the ASA constellation of chartered clubs that shone brightly in the 1950s and ’60s only to quietly fade into memory; but it did leave its mark on social nudism’s history. The family-owned club near the farming community of Wilton, California, was the 1965 host of the second JWSA annual gathering for thirteen-to-nineteen year olds as a way to help motivate their continued interest in nudism.

    Spurred by a request of sixteen-year-old Linda Shockley after she read about camps sponsored by the INF/FNI in Europe, leaders of the Western Sunbathing Association form a “junior” auxiliary which held campfires, dressed dances (nude shindigs were still over the horizon) and sleep-overs under the stars. The clubs also subsidized the one-week camps by selling photographs and publishing rights to nudist magazines. Linda became a nudist advocate and paparazzi favourite, earning her icon status in the pantheon of those golden days. Another active participant was a young Melanie Sutherland, who later found her way to the pages of Bob Guccione’s magazine as well as a supporting role in his movie, “Caligula.”

    Between seven and eight dozen juniors and their families attended where the teens readied the grounds for the WSA convention the following week-end. There was plenty of grass to mow and buildings to clean; but with all those strong bare skinned bucks and resilient debs, the chores were tackled with vim and vigor. The first workday went well — digging and transplanting about 90 metres of bamboo — and everyone awoke the next morning with achy and sore muscles, and comparing blisters! After breakfast, the troops dredged another 60 metres along the east property line under the brutal summer sun. Enough! After lunch, in true 1960s’ fashion, they staged a sit-in on the shady grass fronting the clubhouse. Considering their parents plunking $125 per child for the “privilege” of performing hard labour in the heat and humidity, the teens felt exploited. The adults capitulated, provided assistance in completing the tasks and then organized a bus trip to Folsom Lake for a picnic the next day. The infamous JWSA strike resounded throughout the ASA and set the tone for future endeavours involving adolescents.

    Located amidst the fertile soils of the Sacramento Valley, Oakleaf Ranch was noted for its unique swimming pools. They were actually large square cement reservoirs — common in the area and many still dot the landscape — built for irrigation. A smaller 3 × 9 metre pool was only 150 centimetres in depth and abutted the larger 6 × 24 metre, 200 centimetre pool. No filtering system was used; instead, they were drained on Monday, scrubbed on Tuesday and refilled Wednesday by a stand pipe which provided clear ice-cold water from a well 30 metres away. Granted, there would be serious Costanza Syndrome on Thursday but the pools were comfortable Friday and refreshing for those hot Central California summer week-ends.

    The demise of Oakleaf Ranch was a typical story for many sun clubs at the close of the “nudist” decade. Frank Esteves, the ranch’s patriarch, passed away; the day-to-day operations were left to his widow Mary, who was already having serious health problems of her own. A number of the charter members had been working with Mary to incorporate the park and set up a board to allow Oakleaf Ranch to continue. The process was nearly complete when she suddenly died. The few remaining tasks fell to the Esteves’ children, all of whom were vehemently anti-nudist; they categorically rejected any offer the group tried to make. In their stead, the fifty-or-so residence received 90-day eviction notices. Rawhide Ranch welcomed the Oakleaf refugees with most of them relocating to their neighbour eight kilometres up Dillard Road. To-day, the old ranch on Colony Road is home to the C. W. Dillard Elementary School. Quite ironic that, for local Laguna del Sol member families, their children most likely attend Grades К-6 on those very grounds.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE FIRST TIME

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 18, 2011

    Romy is the first to completely undress but Jack is not far behind. Caught in those awkward midlands of shame and freedom, Romy finds a diversion whilst Jack finds his confidence …

    … to be continued.

    Conservative Naturists arrow JUST FOR LAUGHS ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 17, 2011

    There’s a resident near Chehalis, Washington, who has found a novel way to display his/her thoughts of the regime. The \/-shaped sign is placed alongside the adjacent freeway and is fitted with removable panels to accommodate message changes.





















    Many ’blogs have claimed that the federal government is petitioning to have these signs in the Lewis County hamlet removed or Washington state will be denied additional interstate highways monies with the Olympia replying they will succeed [sic] from the Union rather than be intimidated. This is highly doubtful seeing we still have the First Amendment to protect such speech.

    Nonetheless, it’s nice to see that a town just 150 kM south of the über-leftist city of Seattle has the chutzpah to tell it like it is.

    Absolute Naturists arrow How To: Talk Nude Quietly

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 17, 2011

    We will see HOJO’s comment and raise him one to church. Bee and I have matching Polo® shirts from Shangri-La Ranch and have worn them to Sunday services. A visiting couple from Arizona noticed the innocuous logo and said they’ve heard of the place … we handed them one of our Kona Sun Klub networking cards but have yet to find the cojones to give nudism a try!

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT ...

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 16, 2011

    There is the AR Nudist Beach Scanner APP for ’Droids from HPSC that works well in finding the closest nudist beach or resort. It operates in conjunction with the reality browser LAYAR and is only applicable right now in the United States. Both are FREE and available for download from the Android Market.


    Here’s the QR code …

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE FIRST TIME

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 15, 2011

    Our heroes have moved to Romy’s backyard where they engage in small talk whilst searching for that inner courage to expose themselves to the new “nudism trend” and to each other …

    … to be continued.

    Pacific Specific arrow 東北地方太平洋沖地震

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    Posted: Mar 14, 2011


    The intensity of the tsunami are depicted in this colour rendering as the wave travelled across the Pacific Ocean.

    We are safe. Our home is nine kilometres — and our village is 365 metres mauka — from the coast. Bee and I certainly appreciate the concern nonetheless.

    Kailua-Kona is about a forty-five minute drive from us and this is where a lot of the damage occurred, notably along Ali‘i Drive which fronts the Kailua Bay and is the main shopping district. Kealakekua — the historical bay where Capt. James Cook first made contact with the Hawaiians and later met his demise — is another half-hour down the Kuikini and Māmalahoa highways. Many of the resorts along the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Highway also received water damage, especially the Four Seasons Hualālai and Kona Village Resort located at Ka‘ūpūlehu-Kona.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow DO IT YOURSELF NUDISM

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 14, 2011

    How to go Skinny-Dipping is the first of three fun how to spots reflecting a positive image of clothes-free recreation from HOWCAST MEDIA, a website that provides instructional videos and text content that combines practical information with a touch of humour.

    Step I: SELECT A NICE DAY
    Choose a time when the water is warm to go skinny-dipping. It makes the moment more enjoyable.

    Step II: FIND A SECURE PLACE
    Pick a secluded location where you will be free of unwanted peeking eyes.

    Step III: THE MORE THE MERRIER
    Ask friends to join you for this exciting excursion.

    Step IV: DARE TO GET BARE
    Get naked.

    Step V: STOW YOUR TEXTILE
    Place all your clothes and valuables in a bag to avoid losing anything.

    Step VI: TIME TO GET WET
    Run and skip towards the water. Internally scream and holler in anticipation.

    Step VII: CARPE DIEM
    Enjoy the moment. Savour the sensation of the water against your skin, the adrenaline pumping through your body and feeling of exhilaration.

    ASA Days arrow SAMAGATUMA

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 14, 2011

    The old grounds of Samagatuma Sun Club are about ten kilometres from the main crossroads of Ramona, California, and continue to-day as a mobile home park nestled in the dry foothills.















    Pacific Specific arrow 東北地方太平洋沖地震

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 12, 2011



    Tsunami destroys Homes along Kealakekua Bay
    by Chelsea Jensen, West Hawaii Today

    Saturday, 12th March, 2011 07:34 HST

    One home was washed to sea and as many as six others were destroyed along Kealakekua Bay on Friday morning after series of tsunami surged ashore. “It’s total devastation. There are six families’ homes on the south side of the bay that were the hardest hit,” said Hawai‘i County Police Officer Randy Morris as he walked the debris-ridden Pu‘uhonua Road. “(Seven) houses were totally demolished, five cars are flipped over, and one car is in the bay.”


    TOP: Tsunami waters left a path of destruction Friday in near Manini Beach in Kealakekua.
    BOTTOM: A car is partially submerged Friday in Kealakekua Bay. - Abe Binder | Special to West Hawaii Today

    Morris said the worst of the waves hit around 05:00, causing major damage to structures and filling roads with débris, including large rocks, fencing, fish and other items. He recalled watching the ocean quickly leave the bay, exposing about 45 metres of reef, before surging ashore. Most of the damage incurred was to homes fronting Manini Beach, Morris said. No injuries were reported, he added.

    One home, a blue-coloured, two-story structure situated on the south side of the bay, was lifted off its foundation and swept into the bay following several waves. Shortly after 11:00, just the roof remained exposed, floating along the bay’s northern shore. Other homes were lifted from their foundations, moved 15 metres or more inland or were twisted around before coming to a rest. The original Kahikolu Congregational Church, which is no longer used because a new facility exists on Nāpōʻopoʻo Road, was damaged with the majority of its makai wall washed away.


    The roof of a house is seen floating in Kealakekua Bay Friday. - Abe Binder | Special to West Hawaii Today

    One Kealakekua Bay resident, Shane Palacat, said he was evacuated prior to the waves arriving; however, he was able to see some of the action that took place at daybreak. “The surge that came went up under my house, and under the neighbours’ home behind me, about 45 metres inland," said Palacat. “It lifted an entire house, the blue one, completely intact and left it floating in the ocean.”

    Damage to Nāpōʻopoʻo Landing didn’t appear to be extensive, however, the surges did move a sign with its cement base inland about 6 metres. The water also eroded a 150-centimetre hole near the landing. Department of Land and Natural Resources’ Division of Boating and Ocean Recreation Hawai‘i District Manager Nancy Murphy said she was unable to comment regarding harbour damage because crews were still assessing facilities around the island. However, Honokōhau Small Boat Harbour was relatively unscathed, she said. Boat ramps appeared to have survived the surges, but one boat sunk at the docks, she said.


    Débris and broken pavement clutter Ali‘i Drive adjacent to the pier in Kailua-Kona in the aftermath of a tsunami
    early Friday morning.
    - Reed Flickinger | West Hawaii Today

    Derek Inoshita, speaking on behalf of the Hawai‘i Department of Transportation, said no damage was reported at West Hawai‘i anchorages. Kawaihae Harbour remained open as of press time, he said. Several people, who had been at Honokōhau Small Boat Harbour since about daybreak, described a small fishing boat sinking on the southern side of the marina at about 07:00.

    Kailua-Kona resident and boat captain Robert Bean said when the ocean withdrew from the quay, the boat was lowered several centimetres. When the surge rushed in, the boat was apparently stuck below the dock, causing it to fill with water and sink. By 10:00, just the top of the boat and the tips of several fishing poles were visible. The tsunami also damaged buildings on the makai side of the harbour, he said. When the surge came in, water was half-way up the buildings, Bean said.


    County crews work to cleanup Ali‘i Drive by King Kamehameha’s Kona Beach Hotel after a tsunami struck West Hawai‘i early Friday morning. - Reed Flickinger | West Hawaii Today

    ASA Days arrow SYLVIA HAND

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    Posted: Mar 12, 2011

    Sylvia Hand was no average ultra-fit, weightlifting thirtysomething wife, mother and nudist; she was an ASA icon who pushed the edge of the envelope. It was in 1958 when the nudist magazine industry exploded after a court ruled that the “nether regions” no longer required airbrushing or other means of censorship in the clubs’ official journals. With her toned athletic body, true blonde tresses and a willingness to pose full frontal nude, Sylvia appeared scores of times in dozens of reviews throughout the golden age.

    Her husband John was an accomplished nudist photographer in his own right and, as members of Penn Sylvan Health Society, did most of her imagery around its grounds. Though tame by to-day’s standards, John wasn’t the least bit averse to posing his wife in manners that would not otherwise appear in men’s magazines for another decade! He knew the novelty of Sylvia’s naturally flaxen fleece would make her a favourite of photographers and the “reading” public. Her pictures conveyed a wonderful paradox of obvious sexuality without being overtly sexual.

    The Hands were on hand for the annual cavalcades and pageants throughout the ASA summer seasons. Whether it was Sylvia competing for a royalty crown, John and her together enjoying the scenery or a family portrait with the children, they were the consummate nudists and wonderful representatives for the Eastern Region as well as nudism at large.

    Pacific Specific arrow 東北地方太平洋沖地震

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    Posted: Mar 12, 2011



    Coast Guard: Kailua Pier condemned
    Tsunami swamps Kailua Village

    by Erin Miller, West Hawaii Today

    Saturday, 12th March, 2011 07:34 HST

    Waves measuring around one metre in height, generated by an 8.9 magnitude earthquake in Japan, left Kailua Village and parts of West Hawai‘i in shambles Friday. The first wave hit Kawaihae at 03:32 HST, Pacific Tsunami Warning Centre’s Charles Mc Creery said. The centre does not keep gauges in Kailua Bay or Kealakekua Bay, he added, so he was unable to provide times or wave heights for those locations.


    The ocean recedes at Kailua Pier Friday morning during the tsunami generated by an 8.9 magnitude earthquake in Japan. - Chelsea Jensen | West Hawaii Today

    Video and photos taken by witnesses early Friday morning showed water overtake Kailua Pier and pour onto Ali‘i Drive and the vehicle turnaround beside King Kamehameha’s Kona Beach Hotel. Water flooded the lobby floor of the hotel, pooling in the parking lot on the building’s mauka side. Muddy lines on the walls and windows of buildings across Ali‘i Drive from the pier showed the water settled about half a metre above the ground and reaching several hundred metres inland.

    Police Assistant Chief Henry Tavares said the West Hawai‘i damage was concentrated in Kailua-Kona and South Kona, particularly in Nāpōʻopoʻo. No one was injured and the evacuation, which began at about 22:00 Thursday, went smoothly. Ali‘i Drive re-opened to traffic at 16:15 Friday.

    The Big Island’s visitor industry was dealt a significant blow by the tsunami. Kailua Pier, where cruise ships unload passengers, has been condemned, Coast Guard Petty Officer Angela Henderson said Friday night: Hotels along Ali‘i Drive were damaged, as were stores and restaurants. King Kamehameha’s Kona Beach Hotel sustained heavy water to the lobby, restaurant and kitchen and will be closed an estimated three months, county officials said. Restaurants damaged included Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. and the Kona Inn restaurant.

    The surge continued Friday, although it had stopped topping the sea wall near the pier. Mc Creery said the centre’s scientists didn’t know how long the surge would last, although similar surges for small tsunami have left water oscillating for days. “The islands trap energy,” Mc Creery said. “(Waves) refract just like light waves refract. They want to bend toward shallow waters. They bend toward shallow waters and keep going. ... the water just dances around the islands.”


    Chairs and tables were washed from the Kona Inn floor early Friday morning, left piled in the restaurant's south-western corner following the tsunami that surged through the state. - Erin Miller | West Hawaii Today

    Bays seem to “kind of concentrate the energy,” he added. “In a way, it’s a little bit counter-intuitive to surf waves. Maybe it’s because when (tsunami) get into shallow waters, they behave more like a current or flash flood.” The tsunami itself was already on its way to South America on Friday afternoon, Mc Creery said. The tsunami centre couldn’t pinpoint exactly when the waves moved beyond the island chain.

    The damaging effects of the water were visible Friday morning, even as county crews and hotel workers began scraping mud and sand from the coastal road. Chunks of sidewalk — some three to five metres long — sat in the roadway, while debris ranging in size from small tables to plastic coat hangers littered the street and sidewalk. Logs of undetermined origin sat atop the seawall, while newspaper racks, trash cans and an ice shave stand were overturned nearby. A piece of furniture, a couch perhaps, floated in Kailua Bay, and a shopping cart was stuck in the sand at the water’s entrance by the pier.

    Pieces of concrete, once part of the seawall in front of Kona Inn and Kona Canoe Club, had been ripped loose and tossed dozens of feet away from the ocean. The Kona Inn’s open-air dining area was badly damaged, with most of the restaurant’s furniture piled in the southwestern corner, deposited by the currents. Other pieces of furniture were found jammed under buildings, while empty takeout boxes lined the walkway from the restaurant back to the shopping centre. Most of the stores inside the shopping area, which is more inland and slightly elevated above the ground, appeared to be untouched by the water.

    Plastic bottles and other debris were piled against the gated entrance to Hulihe‘e Palace, pushed there by the waves. Palace Administrator Fanny Au Hoy issued a statement Friday afternoon, reporting three vehicles’ worth of artifacts was removed from the palace. The basement had been flooded, she said. She had been unable to enter the palace to fully assess the damage, however. Hulihe‘e re-opened in September 2009, nearly three years after it sustained $1.5 million in damage in the October 2006 earthquakes.


    Maintenance crews work to clean up Ali‘i Drive following a tsunami Friday.
    - Randy Wrighthouse | West Hawaii Today

    The Department of Water Supply shut off water near Keauhou Bay, after a 30-centimetre water main broke. The main was repaired by 15:40 Friday, a spokeswoman said.

    Employees at King Kamehameha’s Kona Beach Hotel were assessing damage to the iconic oceanfront spot. Water flooded through the lobby, which was renovated and reopened less than a year ago, following a two-year, $35 million overhaul. Furniture was stacked in piles in the restaurant, people reported seeing fish in the swimming pool, bikinis and sarongs from one of the boutiques were strewn about the premises in bushes and glass storefronts; doors were cracked or completely gone. The damage is concentrated to “mainly the lobby,” hotel Sales Director Deanna Isbister said. “People are cleaning up the debris.”

    Some hotel guests evacuated themselves when the tsunami advisory was first announced, others climbed into buses, spending the night at Kealakehe High School, only to return to town in the morning and find they couldn’t immediately get back into their hotel rooms for the remainder of their luggage. By Friday afternoon, Isbister said, guests were able to retrieve their belongings; those scheduled to stay at the hotel were being booked into other hotels in the area, she said.

    Amy Wunsch of Vancouver WA was one of those guests who left immediately. “The evacuation plan was great,” Wunsch said. “You just look in the phone book.” She spent the night in her rental car about six miles out of Kailua-Kona, far uphill of the inundation zone.


    Time lapse of several tsunami surges hitting along Ali‘i Drive seawall in Kailua-Kona, across from the Royal Kona Resort (± 100 images over a 45-minute period). Mike Session

    Karen and Pete Wagner of Arlington, WA also spent the night in their car, on Māmalahoa Highway near Hōlualoa. They’ve been staying at the Wyndam Kona Hawaiian Resort. They left the condo “as soon as I had my bags packed and the room cleaned up,” Karen Wagner said. “I called the front desk and she said we don’t have to worry until you hear the sirens. About five minutes later, we heard the sirens.” Evacuating went smoothly, Pete Wagner added.

    Several businesses at the corner of Palani Road and Ali‘i Drive sustained significant damage. Ian Foo, owner of Hypr, a shop selling surfboards, canoes and other items, was able to remove some of his merchandise, but left about 40 percent of the items at the small store. “You didn't think it would come up this high,” Foo said, walking around the shop, where swirls in the mud and sand showed how the water moved around the small, freestanding building. “We couldn’t move it all last night. There was no way.” Insurance won’t cover the damages, Foo added. “This is horrendous.”

    Chains and caution tape crossed walkways and alleys, while dozens of emergency workers were surveying the street and oceanfront buildings for broken water lines and gas leaks. Heavy equipment operators cleared sand, small fish and other debris from the street, while police officers and Community Emergency Response Teams kept people off the street.

    Cindy Coats, owner of Cindy Coats Gallery, pointed to the wall that once divided her shop and the one next door. That wall was washed out at the bottom, sitting nearly parallel to the floor. The door to the gallery was gone, with the glass broken out of the frame and what was left of the frame bent. Much of her artwork was damaged. She did remove some items from the gallery Thursday night, and moved the remaining items off the floor, expecting flooding, but not such heavy damage. “We just weren't prepared to take everything,” Coats said. “I lost everything.” Coats was able to smile, a little, as she recalled one sign that survived the tsunami. It read: “Keep calm and carry on.” She’ll be able to do that, she said, noting that she’d created everything in the gallery and would be able to do so again. “This is epic,” she added. “Nobody expected this.”


    A sign marking the start and finish of the Ford Ironman World Championship triathlon and the HIBT billfish tournament lies on a walkway along Ali‘i Drive near Kailua Pier Friday afternoon following a tsunami that destroyed much of the sea wall and damaged businesses in the area. - Brendan Shriane | West Hawaii Today

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE FIRST TIME

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 12, 2011

    We last left the new neighbours as Romy read about nudism for the first time. Not wanting to look too unsophisticated in front of a “city girl,” Jack awkwardly suggests they give it a try …

    … to be continued.

    Pacific Specific arrow 東北地方太平洋沖地震

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    Posted: Mar 11, 2011

    東北地方太平洋沖地震
    Tōhoku Chihō Taiheiyō-oki Jishin

    Tōhoku Region Pacific Ocean Offshore Earthquake


    Sendai-shi (仙台市) is the capital city of Miyagi Prefecture on the northeast side of Honshū in Japan. The city has a population of one million, and was founded in 1600. Well known by its nickname, Mori no Miyako — the City of Trees.

    This afternoon (14:46 local time), the city and surrounding area suffered major damage from a Magnitude 9.0 offshore earthquake and the 10-metre high tsunami that it caused. It is likely that several thousand persons have died, but this is difficult to estimate because many people have evidently been swept into the Pacific Ocean by receding waters.


    Raw footage of the surge flowing over the seawall onto Ali‘i Drive in Kailua-Kona.

    The first sets of tsunami waves reached Hawai‘i early Friday morning. Many low-lying areas of the islands and all of the harbours were affected. Evacuations were mandated starting at mid-night with the preliminary surges beginning between three- and four o’clock in the morning.

    Absolute Naturists arrow The Absolute Naturist (Nudist) Mindset

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    Posted: Mar 11, 2011

    “I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”



    “I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.”
    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE FIRST TIME

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    Posted: Mar 9, 2011

    As this episode opens, Jack tries to find the nerve to ask Romy to next-week’s dance. All the while, Romy is reading a Cosmopolitan article about a new craze that is sweeping the nation …

    … to be continued.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Crossing the line

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    Posted: Mar 8, 2011


    “Gee, usually Jehovah's Witnesses stick around and chat longer …”

    Absolute Naturists arrow Transition of Nude Resorts to Nude Communities

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    Posted: Mar 8, 2011

    Perhaps it’s once they achieve their own post code or ZIP code …

    Absolute Naturists arrow ARBY’S GOOD “NUDE” FOOD

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    Posted: Mar 7, 2011

    Arby’s Restaurant Group (USA) launched a new advertising campaign on 27th February. The campaign features seemingly opposite couples — a snowboarder and a skier, a saver and a spender, a cowboy and a city slicker, &c. — finding common ground over Arby’s menu. Each of the characters strains to find for the lyrics a word to rhyme with food.

    At the :09 mark, the cat people lady — whilst enduring a TSA body scan — sings the line, “We all look the same way nude.” That’s been a pillar of nudists for generations. Though it can be dismissed as an attention-grabbing rhyming word and there is absolutely no hint of visual nudity, does this simple advocacy subliminally bolster a nudist way of life or detract from it?

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE FIRST TIME

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    Posted: Mar 6, 2011

    To-day, we watch as Jack offers Romy a housewarming gift: a crate of freshly picked apples. Romy is gracious and tells Jack a little about herself. This could become a lovely friendship …

    … to be continued.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THE FIRST TIME

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    Posted: Mar 3, 2011


    Mikael Oskarsson is a Swedish comic creator who has worked in various genres in both fanzine and professional contexts. One of his most ambitious series is a graphic history of 1960s rock-n-roll which follows the story of classic musical legends through 82 chapters.

    The First Time is an interesting strip from the outset: the dialogue is an amalgam of naïveté and wantonness, with artwork akin to voyeurism on a couple of Simms. We are introduced to Romy — a young lady from the city — as she meets small-town gentleman Jack.



    In the première episode, it’s a warm summer day and Jack has come, baring gifts, to meet the new girl next door. Let’s look in as he presents himself to his new neighbour …

    … to be continued.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Crossing the line

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    Posted: Mar 3, 2011

    “People that understand and wish to live nude as nature intended and would like to see a more open society that views nude living and positive public nudity as a normal part of life.” That summation of the Absolute Naturists group is concise and exact. We, the members, MUST BE understanding, not only of a world in which we dream but of the world in which we live.

    At the genesis of this thread is a simple query: Is accepting deliveries in the nude a form of flashing? With the exception of a few, the vast number of responses to-date affirm that unexpected ambush nudity is detrimental to achieving positive recognition. This in no way translates as advocating against “absolute nudism” but rather a comprehension that shocking the UPS gal, the pizza guy or the JW couple is of little value. Furthermore, even with the tacit acceptance of some nude bike rallies, these public demonstrations have led many municipalities to adopt stringent anti-nudity regulations — even such liberal bastions as Santa Fé, New Mexico.

    The non sequitur partisan vitriol is unfortunate. Simply for the record, Rep. Andrew King [D-MO/9] was the first congressional politician to propose an 1871 constitutional anti-miscegenation amendment; Rep. Seaborn Anderson Roddenbery [D-GA/2] championed a similar proposal in 1912 and again in 1913; also that year, Massachusetts, which abolished its anti-miscegenation law in 1843, enacted a new measure that held until 2008; and Sen. Coleman Livingston Blease [D-SC] proposed an amendment in 1928 that went beyond the previous ones … but I digress.

    The public nudity images in the earlier post are fanciful representations the way we envision the world SHOULD BE, not the way it IS — save the one in the lower-right. Keep in mind that these scenes of “naked normalcy” are either well staged or filmed by positioning the photographer(s) in strategic locations whilst the nude model(s) spring from a van or lorry and transition to another waiting vehicle before the unsuspecting public have time to digest what they’ve seen; a nudist shock-and-awe. The several dozen images are shot then sieved, heavily cropped and edited to achieve the desired results. E pluribus unum — from many (pictures) one!

    Conservative Naturists arrow DON’T ASK DON’T TELL …

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    Posted: Mar 2, 2011

    The military lives in “Literal Ville” where ǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd social experimentation based on their fluffy-bunny itinerary cannot take place. Fact: Human beings are sexual (otherwise there wouldn’t be more human beings!). Fact: The military needs to be asexual (or you have a very different cohesiveness!). The allowance of open homosexuality in the military (key word: “open”) works against the latter. Whether the Hollywood fanciful vision of a futuristic mixed-gender shower is glamorous or not isn’t the debate here; and since rape is a heinous violent assault which is not gender specific, that argument is already addressed by civilian and military law.

    Granted, the vast number of open-stall showers is found at basic training — part of the “eat, sleep, train, shower together” training — aboard close-quartered vessels, or at remote outposts where either facilities are temporary or building materials are at a premium. It is specifically during the training period where the individuality of the recruit is replaced with the conviction of unit cohesiveness, essential for their success on the battlefield. No one is denying the existence of homosexuals in the military; as established in the genesis of this thread, they have been present since the time of Cæsar.

    Unfortunately, to-day’s liberal ɘviƨƨɘяgoяq is driven by the will of the Agenda, not the will of the people. The Al Gore approach has become commonplace: lose an election — recount, re-recount and re-re-recount until you get the desired results (worked for “Senator” Stewart Smalley); lose a court case — appeal, appeal, appeal; exhaust constitutional options — declare an executive mandate. Such is the situation with forcing a lifestyle of 2,8% of the nation’s population as normal onto the whole of America.

    A man or woman who steps forward to serve in the defense of their country is a patriot in the truest sense. When joining an elite organization as the military, there are set codes of conduct that are non-negotiable. To-day, we have a situation where the non-military upper echelons of the Five Branches — namely members of Congress and the commander-in-chief — spent a career either dodging, protesting or theorizing the service instead of BEING in the service.

    Conservative Naturists arrow № 40: THE GIPPER

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    Posted: Mar 1, 2011

    Ronald Reagan won the Republican Presidential nomination in 1980 and chose as his running mate former Texas Congressman and United Nations Ambassador George Bush. Voters troubled by inflation and by the year-long confinement of Americans in Iran swept the Republican ticket into office. Reagan won 489 electoral votes to 49 for President Jimmy Carter.

    On 20th January, 1981, Reagan took office. Only 69 days later he was shot by a would-be assassin but quickly recovered and returned to duty. His grace and wit during the dangerous incident caused his popularity to soar.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Nude Tolerant... Good or Not Good?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Mar 1, 2011

    It sounds like the positive side to a negative mindset:

    Absolutely NO nudity at all No nudity for me but tolerant of others Yes nudity but in the privacy of my home Absolutely YES nudity for all

    During the US presidential campaign of 1884, many independents and disenfranchised Republicans were known as the Mugwumps, from an Algonquian word meaning “person of importance.” They were often portrayed by cartoonists and the opposition as fence-sitters, with their mug~ on one side and their ~wump on the other. “Nudist tolerant” congers a like image.
    Conservative Naturists arrow DON’T ASK DON’T TELL …

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    Posted: Mar 1, 2011

    Oh, what a tangled web we weave when ƨɘviƨƨɘяgoяq are allowed to “fix” what isn’t broken. The thoughts posted by LUXORS and ALDEBARAN prompted the idea of solving a fundamental fact of barrack life: communal showers. No, this is not an advocacy for co-ed showers. The audience of this web site notwithstanding, those in the textile world are neither accustom to — nor ready for — mixed bathing. This premise sets an intriguing conundrum, so let’s have some fun:

    Men and women shower separately because they might be sexually stimulated by seeing each other nude. So, what if there’s a homosexual guy in the men’s shower; shouldn’t he be excluded for that reason? Same goes for a lesbian in the women’s shower, eh? If that’s the case, just put the homosexual guy in with the women so he isn’t attracted to them and place the lesbian in the men’s shower? Hmmm … can’t do that!

    Since we cannot place homosexuals of either gender together due to the sexual tensions generated, what can be done with them? Maybe we could pair a homosexual guy with a homosexual gal and let them shower together? That’s discrimination; not to mention, there’s only so many showers and too many soldiers. Plus, who’s straight and who’s homosexual without asking? Can’t ask, can’t tell, can’t pursue. Furthermore, even if asking was permitted, what red-blooded American male wouldn’t say he’s homosexual if it means showering with naked females?!

    Blindfolds? If they can’t see each other, they can’t get turned on, eh? Uh-oh, that’s becomes a wet naked group grope-fest … bad idea. Single showers? That would take too much space and time. No showers? Stink! Oh, don’t forget bisexual soldiers; they cannot be nude with anybody.

    Heterosexuals, metrosexuals, bisexuals, homosexuals — there’s has to be a common thread somewhere. What if the sexuality was removed from the nudity? Eureka! What if we raise our keiki to recognize that the human body isn’t just a sexual tool; that there’s a right time and place for everything; that it’s clearly understood that communal showers are NEITHER the time NOR the place; and that males will have spontaneous erections so just ignore it when it happens.

    Wait a minute; this is an advocacy for co-ed showers! No, it’s support for a natural upbringing and lifestyle for everyone. These values could/should/would be understood from their earliest years so that nudity amongst peers is no big thing by the time they are ready for gym class showers and certainly if they choose to defend their country. It’s called nudism. That’s easier said than done — true.

    Conservative Naturists arrow № 40: THE GIPPER

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    Posted: Feb 28, 2011

    Reagan was a liberal Democrat, an admirer of Franklin D. Roosevelt, and active supporter of New Deal policies. As president of the Screen Actors Guild, Reagan became embroiled in disputes over the questions of Communism in the film industry. These controversies were the genesis of his political shift from liberal to conservative. He also toured the country as a host of the GE Theater, giving powerful speeches — which he wrote himself — that were non-partisan but carried a conservative, pro-business message. Reagan was mentored by Lemuel Boulware, a senior GE executive known for his tough stance against unions, his innovative strategies to win over workers. Reagan, whilst still a registered Democrat, championed the core tenets of modern American conservatism: free markets, anticommunism, lower taxes, and limited government. Stating, “I didn’t leave the Democratic Party: the party left me,” Reagan formally affiliated with the Republican Party in 1962. Four years later, he was elected Governor of California by a margin of a million votes; he was re-elected in 1970.

    Conservative Naturists arrow DON’T ASK DON’T TELL …

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    Posted: Feb 28, 2011

    The policy of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Pursue was enacted in 1993 during the William Jefferson Clinton Administration and clearly recognized that homosexuals have, and do, serve in the military since the days of Cæsar yet also understands the adverse impact of open homosexuality — or, for that matter, open sexuality of any kind — in the military. In the 103rd Congress, both the Democrat-controlled House of Representatives and the Democrat-controlled Senate voted to pass into law statutory language that affirmed, nearly word-for-word, the long-standing regulations stating that homosexuality is incompatible with military service. Additionally, federal courts have upheld it as constitutional several times.

    To-day’s opposition further demonstrates the ‛ƨɘviƨƨɘяgoяq disconnect with their own political party. This very issue has become a lightning rod as the regime of Barrack Hussein Obama II aims to implement another one of their social re-engineering experiments, this time on the American armed forces. The political activists within the homosexual community in the United States have targeted the American military establishment for decades as a means to legitimize their lifestyle. They also exploit the fact that there will be little opposition from the senior military leaders since they have a duty and honour to uphold orders from the (forgive the expression) commander-in-chief; instead, the brass has two choices when confronted with the issue: salute or retire. However, more than 1000 retired flag and general officers — whose numbers include those who have led American forces in every military engagement since WWII — have strongly stated their disapproval to homosexuals openly serving and have attested the issue is not one of individual desires, or of the norms and mores of civilian society.

    Often neglected in assessing the impact of homosexuals in the military is the essence of their lifestyle, especially the sexuality aspect. The military — from the barracks to the communal showers, from the foxhole to the close quarters aboard naval vessels — demand an asexual atmosphere. Homosexual men in particular exhibit an appetite for anonymous sex with many partners. Traditional base gathering places — libraries, theatres, bowling alleys, gymnasiums and athletic fields where both active-duty and military dependents frequent — become targets of opportunity. Military families living on base, where the difficulty of having one or both parents away from home creates complexity, will be faced with one more concern regarding the well-being of their children.

    Knowing that such social experimentation would likely not be acceptable in the newly elected Congress, the ousted radical-left speaker of the House and the soon-to-be neutered Senate majority leader opted to ramrod a repeal of 10 USC § 654, popularly known as Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, during the current lame duck session. The section recognizes the military as a “specialized society” that is “fundamentally different from civilian life,” requires a unique code of personal conduct and demands “extraordinary sacrifices, including the ultimate sacrifice, in order to provide for the common defense.” The law appreciates that military personnel have always been restricted from and punished for certain forms of self-expression that are permitted in civilian life. These restrictions include limitations on speech, relationships, personal appearance, as well as behaviour.

    Opponents to DADT have demanded their right to serve, yet their agenda could not be more transparent: It’s not military service they seek — it’s an attempt to validate and gain recognition of a lifestyle which is distasteful to most Americans that truly drives this movement. The section is just what it says it is: No one is going to ask a soldier if they are homosexual, said soldier is not allowed to admit he/she is, and no one will pursue disciplinary actions. In context it never denies a homosexual from entering the service but only prohibits homosexual activities whilst in uniform. These regulations are tantamount to those regulating heterosexual activities whilst in uniform. Under the policy, a soldier was still allowed to attend homosexual rights rallies and go to homosexual bars, just not in uniform.

    The U.S. military is the most capable, dedicated and feared force on the planet. The questions of national security, discipline, morale and readiness — the culture upon which US armed forces’ security depends — has not been addressed. No compelling evidence has been offered by the agitators, only social theory. It is a question we cannot afford to answer in a way that undermines our military. The US Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Coast Guard and Air Force are not laboratories for social experimentation. They are not in any way comparable to the military forces of Canada, Denmark, the Netherlands or other ǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd nations. Our military has operated perfectly fine with such a policy in place and changing it will only cause upset and corrupt the unit cohesion and honour upon which the service is built.

    Absolute Naturists arrow Crossing the line

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 26, 2011

    The duple humour when people from a certain political ilk bloviate their feelings to be justification for forcing personal opinions onto society as a whole is both audacious and audacious — “I believe, therefore I’m right and you’re wrong.” Ideally, there should be no problem in allowing people to exercise their personal liberties, insofar as it does not infringe on the rights of others. After all, who is physically or financially harmed by a person stripping and walking down the street? Yet even in the freest of free societies, nudity is at best a privilege quite limited. One may bare-all on a nude beach but not in a restaurant or government office.

    Philosophically, why should this be so? Why should the right to dress as minimal as one wish be denied when most other rights are permitted? The pragmatic reason is that it would likely cause significant disorder if only a handful of people walked outside naked. This then raises the pertinent query, Why not charge them with disorderly conduct instead of nudity? After all, the former — not the latter — is the offense against society.

    Please allow this devil’s advocacy: The best way to explain a public nudity ban is to classify it as an infringement of others’ rights. The right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins. The reason people are allowed to swing their fists, provided they don’t hit anyone, is that if an individual doesn’t like people who swing their fists, they can just leave the vicinity. This is no problem for the legal system to solve since not many people are seriously upset by fist-swinging.

    However, when a substantial majority is seriously upset by something, and a substantial minority is insistent on doing that something anyway, then law needs to intervene; and the legal system would inevitably side with the majority. Although this seems un-libertarian in the abstract, an issue like nudity illuminates the reality: If 99% of all nudity cases cause disorder, is there good reason to tolerate the other 1%? The significant bouts of public disorder caused give reason to ban nudity.

    Though this premise is naturally objectionable to nudist, the right to be nude in public is not essential. Since nudism can be exercised in private or on private property, it presents no compelling reason — either for the survival of individual thought (as championed by Conservatives) or of the collective mindset (a tenant of the Liberals) — to permit people to be nude in public. This creates a dichotomy of imposing significant costs on society sans any significant benefit by a way of life for which nudists wish to freely enjoy.

    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 21, 2011

    He’s tried to be FDR …

    He’s tried to be JFK …

    He’s tried to be Richard Nixon …

    He’s tried to be Ronald Reagan …

    He’s tried to be W …


    … but the one person he CANNOT be
    is himself, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA II.

    Absolute Naturists arrow So are you naked or nude? hmmmmm

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 18, 2011



    NUDE is when you want to be naked …

    NAKED is when you have to be nude.

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT ...

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 16, 2011

    The Honolulu Star*Advertiser ran the following snippet in the upper-right corner of yesterday’s front page of the Today section:

    NUDE NATION
    Looking for information about the nudist lifestyle? Now there’s an APP for that. The nation’s oldest nudist organization has débuted the free “Nakation” APP on iPhone as part of a social-media push to keep its nearly 50,000 members connected. It’s the first nudist APP, which the American Association of [sic] Nude Recreation says has been downloaded nearly 800 times since its launch last month. —Orlando Sentinel

    The APP has a news section and another devoted to clubs throughout the country. It also lists answers to twenty frequently asked questions, including why people choose nude recreation and whether people really play nude volleyball. Available only for the iPhone so far, the APP is getting good reviews. CNET, a popular technology-news service, mentioned it in a ’blog. An Android version is expected soon.

    Orange County Naturists (OCN) arrow history: ORANGE COUNTY, PRC

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 14, 2011

    Forget the Mao suits of a generation ago. Actually, forget about any clothes at all. For years in the People’s Republic of China, couples have defied local traditions and have pose for their wedding photographs in Western attire; but now a photographers’ union has ordered a ban on the latest trend among the country’s young newlywed couples — stripping for nude portraits.

    Popular themes are angels, images of Adam and Eve, scenes from Ancient Greek gods, and some sessions have apparently been based on soft porn shoots. The government-controlled Shanghai Wedding Trade Association said the practice are contrary to the spirit of the institution of marriage and warned it would press the government to prohibit any studio from taking such photos, the Shanghai Daily reported.


    A couple dressed in more traditional wedding attire.

    Many studios allow new couples to choose from a number of options not included in the official government-sanctioned service menu. These include wearing nothing at all or covering their private parts with strategically placed decorations. “Most of the people who come here to have the bold, naked photos taken are young, trendy and unconventional,” said one studio owner. She also mentioned that — in most cases — the images were carefully taken to avoid displaying full-frontal nudity. However, the association’s vice president He Lina was quoted as saying, “We don’t advocate such wedding photographs as they are out of keeping with the traditions of Chinese people.” He added, “Marriage should be a sacred rite; we want to see this respected.”


    快樂情人節 !

    Conservative Naturists arrow № 40: THE GIPPER

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 12, 2011

    Ronald was born to John and Neil Reagan in the Illinois farm town of Tampico. Dutch, a nickname given by his father, attended high school in nearby Dixon and then worked his way through Eureka College. He studied economics and sociology, played on the football team, captained the swim team and acted in school plays. Upon graduation, he became a sports announcer in Iowa where he was hired to do the Chicago Cubs’ play-by-play for a Des Moines station. A 1937 trip to California with the Cubbies included a screen-test which won him a Warner Brothers contract in Hollywood. Over the next two decades, Reagan appeared in 53 films.

    From his first marriage to actress Jane Wyman, he had two daughters, Maureen (1941-2001) and Christine (1947), as well as their adopted son Michael (1945- ). Ronald and Jane were divorced in 1948. Four years later, he married Nancy Davis, also an actress, and together had two children, Patricia Ann (1952- ) and Ronald Prescott (1958- ).

    Conservative Naturists arrow № 40: THE GIPPER

    Premium Member

    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 7, 2011


    Yesterday marked the Centennial for Ronald Wilson Reagan: lifeguard, army reservist, radio broadcaster, Democrat, B-movie actor, television host, union leader, governor, president … and a conservative icon.

    Let’s pause for a moment to reflect on the man and his simple message: America [is] a shining city on a hill. Feel free to add your thoughts and memories. Let’s post one for the Gipper!

    Nudist Comedy Youths arrow LET’S GO SUNNING

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 6, 2011

    The song was composed by Jack Shaindlin (14th April 1909 – 22nd September 1978), a Russian-American musician, composer, arranger, conductor and music director who was musical director for The March of Time newsreel series, and originally performed in the 1954 nudist movie Garden of Eden by an unknown singer.

    ♫♪♫
    Let’s go sunning
    It’s so good for you
    Let’s go sunning
    Beneath the sky of blue
    Greet the sun every morn
    Feel as free and happy as the day you were born.

    Let’s go native
    Sun your cares away
    Be creative
    Learn to live and play
    Pretty flowers need the sun
    This applies to everyone.

    Life’s worth living
    When nature’s giving
    Happiness to everyone
    So let’s go sunning.

    Let’s go native
    Sun your cares away
    Be creative
    Learn to live and play.

    Pretty flowers need the sun
    This applies to everyone
    Life’s worth living
    When nature’s giving
    Happiness to everyone
    So let’s go sunning.

    ♪♫♪

    ASA Days arrow LAZY К RANCH

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 6, 2011

    The Smiths made an appearance on the Paul Coates show — a local TV-journal for KTTV — on Monday, 5th October 1959. Thousands of Los Angeles viewers watched Joe, Bessie and Rosie talk about the growing popularity of social nudism, their first encounters with clothesfree living as a family, and how they eventually becoming interested in owning a colony of their own.

    All of Mr. Coates’ leading questions were frankly and truthfully answered by his three guests. During the course of the programme, Rosie revealed that her friends were aware that she was a nudist, and this fact made no difference to them. As stated in that month’s edition of The ASA Bulletin: … after such an interview as this, all those who heard it cannot help but have a much more favourable attitude toward nudism. A few weeks later, two of her classmates’ families visited Lazy К Ranch after their parents were inspired by the Smiths’ interview — another testimony to the power of a positive message. The momentum can be regained again.


    LEFT: Joe, Rosie and Bessie relax poolside. RIGHT: The Smiths review the latest Lazy К Ranch article.

    ASA Days arrow MOVIE: GARDEN OF EDEN

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Feb 1, 2011

    Garden of Eden is the first naturist documentary since the 1930s to be filmed under the auspices of the ASA and the first of its genre to be in colour. By claiming to be an “educational depiction of real nudists,” this 1954 film by Max Nosseck — a noted Hollywood B-movie director — was able to skirt the anti-nudity restrictions of its time. The dubious plot is thinly veiled behind lush Everglades’ photography which highlights the natural beauty of its featured cast.

    Susan Lattimore (Jamie O’Hara), accompanied by her six-year-old daughter Joan (Karen Sue Trent), decides that she needs a major change in her life after her husband is killed in the war. Susan confronts her gruff and bitter father-in-law, East Coast businessman Jay Randolph Lattimore (R.G. Armstrong), with the news that she and Joan will no longer be dependent upon him; they are leaving his house to move to Miami, where she can resume her modeling career. They say their goodbyes to the house staff and drive away.

    On the outskirts of Tampa, Susan is confused by a detour in the highway just before the car breaks down in a remote area. By chance, another driver — Johnny Patterson (Mickey Knox) — is on the road and attempts to fix the car. Realizing a professional mechanic is required, he takes Susan and Joan to a cabin at a nearby members-only resort to rest until help is available. Their abandoned car is found by Highway Patrol and the elder Lattimore is advised that Susan and Joan are safe at “Garden of Eden,” assuming it’s a motel.

    When she awakens from a nap, Susan is surprised to see Joan playing with other children sans their clothes. Then several adults pass the cabin, also nude. Johnny returns, saying he has organized the repairs to her car; Susan tells him she thinks the children are delightfully natural but is not convinced about the adults. She decides to remain at the cabin until the car is ready which, according to Johnny, will now take several days (wink-wink). Susan wanders outside fully dressed to meet the nudists; even little Joan finds this odd and asks why Mommy is the only person wearing clothes! She’s invited to take a ride around the camp’s lake in a member’s motor boat. On the other side of the lake, Susan falls asleep in the tall grass and dreams of disrobing and skinny-dipping in the lake; but when Johnny swims towards her, she’s embarrassed by both of their nudity and asks him to leave.

    Lattimore arrives at the camp demanding to take Joan home with him. His granddaughter tells him she’s happy at Garden of Eden. Joan also wonders why he’s so grouchy and makes her mother cry. In the morning, Lattimore discovers they are in a nudist colony and calls his lawyer demanding that he take action against Susan and Joan; conveniently, the attorney is also a nudist and refuses Lattimore’s petition. He has an epiphany after wandering around the camp and observing its relaxed environment. Becoming enthusiastic about nudism, the old man decides to become a member. He donates a gymnasium to the camp, Susan and Johnny marry, and everybody is seen swimming naked together. All is right with the world.

    The elaborate romantic dream sequence — as well as the requisite volleyball, swimming and water-skiing — were all filmed in the nude at Florida’s spectacular Lake Como Sun Club. When released, “Garden of Eden” faced legal battles and was banned as obscene/indecent in many jurisdictions. The following year, a New York State Court of Appeals ruled in its favour, which was upheld in 1957 by the Supreme Court of the United States. The essence of the Roth Decision is a film depicting nudism, in existing nudist camps, was neither indecent nor obscene and therefore not subject to censorship.

    Baby-Boomers may recognize the little actress who played “Joan” — Karen Sue Trent — from bit parts on TV staples like Wagon Train and The Rifleman but it was as “Penny Woods”, the curly blonde classroom nemesis of “Theodore ‘Beaver’ Cleaver” on Leave It to Beaver during the series’ third, fourth and fifth seasons (1960-62) where Miss Trent gained a name for herself. With confidence bordering on arrogance, “Penny” quickly became the girl most likely to make boys’ lives miserable at Grant Avenue School.

    Aside from the gratuitous nudity element and ludicrous storyline, the 90-minute docudrama features a soundtrack which includes a little ditty, “Let’s Go Sunning,” written by movie composer Jack Shaindlin a year before he won an Oscar for On the Waterfront. He found a pathetic young singer who had hopes of making it big in the music business. According to Shaindlin’s widow, Jack had a hard time trying to get her to sing it right. The singer’s name remains a mystery to-day but the song is seeing a resurgence, being featured in Fallout 3, a video game placed in the year 2277 — two centuries after the nuclear apocalypse. Ah, something to brighten the day!

    ♫♪♫
    Let’s go sunning
    It’s so good for you
    Let’s go sunning
    Beneath the sky of blue
    Greet the sun every morn
    Feel as free and happy as the day you were born.

    Let’s go native
    Sun your cares away
    Be creative
    Learn to live and play
    Pretty flowers need the sun
    This applies to everyone.

    Life’s worth living
    When nature’s giving
    Happiness to everyone
    So let’s go sunning.

    Let’s go native
    Sun your cares away
    Be creative
    Learn to live and play.

    Pretty flowers need the sun
    This applies to everyone
    Life’s worth living
    When nature’s giving
    Happiness to everyone
    So let’s go sunning.

    ♪♫♪

    Conservative Naturists arrow Talk about Conflict of Interest Obama/GE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 24, 2011

    ASA Days arrow JUNE LOEBER

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 20, 2011

    June Loeber was an atypical icon from the ASA Days. Unlike many of her contemporaries, she wasn’t a teenager from a nudist family growing up in front of the camera. Rather, June was already in her mid-twenties, a housewife and the mother of two rambunctious boys. The perky redhead was only fourteen when she married her husband Pete — times and laws were different in Florida then — a superintendent for a prominent Miami swimming pool building company. He was also an accomplished part-time photographer which, with his lovely muse’s inspiration, would lay the foundation for a new form of recreation for his young family.

    Pete, June and their sons discovered home nudism as a way to beat the unrelenting south Floridian summer humidity. It was through her assisting Pete with his photography that June became interested in being nude with others and possibly modeling. They joined the Spartan Club — located on the grounds of Freddy Gordon’s celebrated Tropical Gardens — where they were introduced to long-time members Bob and Mary Phillips. With a camera always at the ready, Pete would shoot rolls of the ladies and the boys enjoying the sun naturally; June would then develop the pictures in her own darkroom, write accompanying articles and submit them to the American and European nudist press.

    The two families were inseparable, spending week-ends and holidays together in the all-together. Once on a trip to Key West, June spotted a small sandy key with a low silhouette that afforded a 360° view (in case of intruders). The Loebers and Phillips — when not at Spartans — would pack a picnic lunch and spend the day sans clothes or care on their secret island that was totally isolated. One such outing was documented on colour film by a professional crew and distributed through the ASA’s service department.

    In 1962, June entered and won the title of Pageant Queen at the annual ESA cavalcade. This brought her the opportunity to work with Ed Lange on his exposés of the emerging number of sun clubs around Florida. June’s petite figure, nubile looks and natural red hair translated well to print; often paired with another Floridian icon Maggie Dawson or bosom buddy Mary Phillips, the energetic Mrs. Loeber was always willing to don her birthday suit for a photo session. As ESA secretary, she penned many magazine articles; and when Cypress Cove opened in March 1964, June was there to uncover the story for Western Nudist whilst Pete did the photographs.

    The late-1960s saw more relaxed regulations including the allowance for magazines to display images of pubic hair sans the educational, cultural and scientific value disclaimer. Soon, the more ǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd interpretations of social nudity were pushing the wholesome family ideals aside. Nudist reviews were relegated to attic boxes whilst icons like June became passé and quietly returned to anonymity. Thanks to collections at the American Nudist Research Library inside Cypress Cove and the Western Nudist Research Library on the Glen Eden Resort grounds, the memories of the ASA will continue to delight generations of history buffs.

    Conservative Naturists arrow TWELVE YEARS BEFORE WATERGATE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 14, 2011

    Five decades later, DC still lives with the residue of the Kennedys’ little-known dirty trick …

    A half-Century of Political Dirty TricksBy Mark Feldstein … Friday, January 14, 2011

    Fifty years ago next week, Richard Nixon stood uncomfortably on the Capitol’s inaugural platform and watched his rival John F. Kennedy being sworn in as president. “We won [the election],” Nixon fumed, “but they stole it from us.”

    Indeed, the dirty tricks that helped defeat Nixon were more devious than merely the ballot-stuffing of political lore. In one of the least-known chapters of 20th Century political history, Kennedy operatives secretly paid off an informant and set in motion a Watergate-like burglary that sabotaged Nixon’s campaign on the eve of the election.

    It began in the fall of 1960, when the Kennedy campaign spread word that Vice President Nixon had secretly pocketed money from billionaire Howard Hughes, whose far-flung business empire was heavily dependent on government contracts and connections. Reporters for the St Louis Post-Dispatch and Time magazine corroborated the allegations, but their editors feared publishing such explosive information in the last days of the tightly fought campaign.

    So the Kennedys turned to two crusading liberal columnists, Drew Pearson and Jack Anderson, who had been attacking Nixon for the past decade. It was “a journalistic atrocity” to conspire with “the Kennedy Hawkshaws to help us get the goods on their opponent,” Anderson admitted but scoring a scoop to destroy Nixon was simply too tempting to pass up.

    Anderson dropped by the Washington office of Kennedy lawyer James Mc Inerney. With “a pride that only the diligent investigator can know,” Anderson recalled, the Kennedy operative pulled out “a neatly arranged packet which I devoured unceremoniously.”

    The confidential documents revealed how Hughes had funneled the Nixon family $205,000 (worth about $1.6 million to-day) using various intermediaries, including one of Nixon’s brothers, to disguise the transaction. Later evidence would show that the vice president had personally phoned Hughes to ask for the money, which was used to help Nixon pay for an elegant, 9,000-square-foot Tudor house in Washington with eight bedrooms, six bathrooms, a library, a butler’s pantry and a solarium.

    How did JFK’s campaign obtain this incriminating evidence? By paying the contemporary equivalent of $100,000 to a Los Angeles accountant named Phillip Reiner, one of the Hughes middlemen used to conceal Nixon’s role in the deal. Reiner was a Democrat who recently had a falling out with his partners. With his attorney, Reiner had contacted Robert F. Kennedy, his brother’s campaign manager. Soon after, a break-in occurred in the accountant’s old office — and the Kennedys suddenly acquired a thick file filled with secret records documenting Nixon’s shady deal (Reiner’s estranged partner filed a burglary report with police but the crime was never solved).

    With hard evidence in hand, the Kennedy camp passed the dirt to Anderson.

    News outlets around the country trumpeted the revelations in headlines. The political hit inflicted maximum damage on Nixon and reinforced his conviction that his enemies in the press and politics were out to get him.

    Days later, Kennedy was elected president by the narrowest margin in American history to that point. Nixon and his advisers blamed the Hughes scandal. Accurate or not, this perception haunted Nixon for the rest of his public life.

    Nixon always believed he was the true winner of the 1960 campaign. He called the Kennedys “the most ruthless group of political operators ever mobilized” and said they “approached campaign dirty tricks with a roguish relish” that “overcame the critical faculties of many reporters.”

    Indeed, the mysterious break-in to recover Nixon’s incriminating financial documents convinced him that such burglaries were standard practice in national politics. Nixon vowed that he would never be caught unprepared again and he ultimately established his own corps of hard-nosed operatives to carry out espionage and sabotage, which culminated in the botched break-in a dozen years later at the Watergate office of the Democratic Party.

    A half-century afterward, Washington still lives with the residue of the Kennedys’ little-known dirty trick, which helped unleash our modern scandal culture and continues to influence politics and media to-day.


    Mark Feldstein, a professor of media and public affairs at George Washington University, is the author of Poisoning the Press: Richard Nixon, Jack Anderson, and the Rise of Washington’s Scandal Culture.
    ASA Days arrow MARY PHILLIPS

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 14, 2011

    Mary Phillips took pride in her role of promoting wholesome family nudism. Unlike many of her fellow icons of the day, it wasn’t until she was married that Mary discovered social nudity. Reading of its growing popularity, she and husband Bob decided to try a day at a club near their south Florida home. That one trip to Tropical Gardens outside Miami was all it took; during the week, Bob was a boat builder and Mary, a General Telephone Company operator; but come the week-ends, they’d drive the Turnpike to be there and bare without a care.

    They were approached one afternoon by Freddy Gordon, the club’s owner, saying that famed photographer Ed Lange needed some real nudists for his pictorial essay on Tropical Gardens. Mary hesitated. For the past year, she only allowed Bob to take nude Polaroids of her; but now feeling more at ease with her body, Mary agreed. The journal of their fun in the sun was a hit with readers. Bob’s strong, well groomed looks and virility drew complimentary letters from the ladies; and an outstandingly fit Mary with her effervescent smile, hourglass figure and abundant jet black hair — uptown as well as downtown — made her an instant favourite amongst the male subscribers. Sure enough, more and more modeling offers were received by the Phillips. Lange, Alois Knapp and Ed Lea, along with other notable paparazzi, were calling for Mary to pose.

    The Phillips befriended a new-to-nudism family — Pete and June Loeber, and their two boys — one week-end where they formed a close bond. June was eager to give nude modeling a try; with their husbands’ blessings, the fetching wives nippily filled their respective portfolios with lovely candid and posed imagery. The ladies’ pride and willingness to be photographed in full display — as so beautifully illustrated by the one of Mary showering outside whilst June peeks from the foliage — made for some of the most iconic images of the 1960s’ Florida nudist scene. They became the faces for the Spartans Club, an associated group within Tropical Gardens.

    As the decade progressed, the call for real husbands, wives and families to pose for wholesome photographs was replaced with professional nude models and an edgier look. The Phillips and Loebers continued to be members of the Spartans Club but soon dipped below the nudist RADAR as did so many of the era’s icons. Whether or not they are still active nudists, or if the Loebers’ sons have nude families of their own, at least a legacy of Florida’s finest continue to evoke memories of those Golden ASA Days.

    ASA Days arrow THE (BARE) TRUTH IN ADVERTISEMENT

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 11, 2011

    We’re talking some serious Fahrvergnügen here …

    Volkswagen was — and still is — a popular choice of transportation for die Freikörperkultur

    … and the VW magazine adverts have always been clever. „Ausgezeichnet!‟

    ASA Days arrow other memories ...

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 6, 2011

    Excellent queries DERF; you have really thrown down the gauntlet! The period between 1959 and 1965 saw a virtual explosion in the number of nudist magazines. Since — in accordance with the favourable US Supreme Court decision in 1958 — these journals were the only publications legally permitted to present full frontal nudity because of their educational, cultural and scientific value, photographers canvassed the clubs and conventions to capture the serendipitous enjoyment of the nudist life. Whilst many of the consumers purchasing them were bona fide nudists, a good portion of the buyers were men seeking bare female skin. The editors — nudists themselves — struck a balance between the ideologies of asexual nudism and the principles of consumerism. For this reason, the vast majority of features focused on the ladies of the sun clubs. Uncovering profiles for the kings and princes of the era is a bit more daunting but they are definitely posts that would be graciously welcomed here.



    Many of the nudist parks sent their “royal” representatives to compete in the summer’s highly popular pageants. Though it is certain the paths of Rena (Oakwood Sun Club, Minnesota) and Linda (Bruins Club, Ohio) crossed during the contest seasons, they were not sisters. The siblings Judy and Linda are being researched with the hopes of finding their information. Facts about Joe Webber are scarce; google his name and he’s only a footnote to wife Diane’s biography! The articles about the Connetts, Diane Webber and Penny Boone all discuss their geneses as nudists. The postings for the Youngs, Alois S. Knapp, Jody and Rena Björnsson reveal the families’ acceptance and involvement. Rosie Smith’s profile includes her family and classmates’ reactions; and the study on Cécile Allain answered all those points.



    All members of ASA Days are invited to share their stories. It would be fantastic to read more firsthand accounts from people who were there; to receive word from those pioneers still with us would be a dream come true. Mahalo for the challenge; the research is a labour of love and more features will come. After all: There are eight million stories in the naked city …!
    ASA Days arrow BUCK’S-KIN LODGE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 6, 2011

    Buck’s-kin Lodge was more than a play on words — it was truly a family affair. Located close to the West Virginia state line and the tiny hamlet of Gore, the lodge was a convenient stop for nudists traveling west from Winchester on the Northwestern Pike in those pre-Interstate days. The northern Virginia retreat was the site of the commonwealth’s first ASA convention and a popular week-end getaway on the eastern edge of Appalachia.


    All the Young ladies — including Mom (on the far right in the first .PIC) — were pageant princesses.

    Founded by Walter “Buck” Young and his kin, the Buck’s-kin Lodge defined bucolic when it started as a collection of rustic cabins, grounds for tent-camping, a field mess hall and a pool — all surrounded by picturesque tree-filled foothills. With the news that the ASA had selected the club to host the 1962 gathering, Buck and his wife Marie along with their eight children started an ambitious upgrading project. They added a 12-unit motel and graded roads, replaced the mess with a large kitchen, dining hall and recreation pavilion, and dressed the place for the big day.


    Marie Ann, better known as Mickey, is the oldest of the four Young daughters.

    All of Buck and Marie’s kids were enthusiastic nudists and being the 1960s, the age of limitless nudist publications and journals, it wasn’t surprising to see the four Young sisters as the fresh faces of the ESA summer festival circuit. With their ever-present brothers looking after their siblings, Marie Ann (Mickey), Lolita, Virginia (Ginny) and Lila were always happy to flash a smile or strike a pose for the camera. The two middle girls also garnered quite a collection of pageant trophies whilst Lila — the youngest — was perhaps the most photographed, usually seen with her best friend Linda from the Bruins Club in Whitehouse, Ohio. All the while, proud father Buck continued to serve on the publicity committee of the Winchester-Frederick Chamber of Commerce; he undoubtedly knew a few promotional tricks of the trade.


    Lila, the youngest Young daughter, was frequently her big brother Walter’s charge.

    Alas, the Buck’s-kin Lodge has slipped into history with not too much information. As with so many family-operated nudist organizations, there comes a time when the real estate or the taxes become too cumbersome, the heirs to the property follow other paths or interest in the membership drops below sustainable levels. Whether one or more of these factors were in play, at least the Young family has left us with their beautiful images and dreams of another time.

    ASA Days arrow PENNY BOONE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Jan 1, 2011

    Penny Boone came a long way from the cringing teenybopper, cowering under her bed to avoid a company of others, to the vibrant representative of nudism and a member of one of its most prominent families. It was in the mid-1940s when her mother suddenly died. Penny, just entering puberty, was sent to live with close friends of her parents where it wasn’t before long that she realized their family recreation time was unique. She told her story to Sunbathing:

    “It was about a year after my mother’s death, and I was living with friends of the family who, much to my surprise, turned out to be nudists. I flatly refused their invitation to visit a nudist park and they didn’t pressure me.

    “Months later, we were out driving on a hot summer day and I suddenly realized we were in southern New Jersey. Just then I saw a sign that read, ‘Sunshine Park,’ and my heart leaped into my throat. The car drove right in, parked next to a little log cabin, and the family got out and started to undress. The men of the family left us [three women] to join them later.

    “Though I wished the Earth would open and swallow me up, I finally began to slowly peel off my blouse, when suddenly I heard footsteps outside the cabin. I darted under the bed, but this seemed to be a more ridiculous situation than before, so I made up my mind to crawl out, undress and join the group.”

    That afternoon at the dining hall, Penny would meet Jim and Jean Grant, the directors of Sunshine Park, who took her under their wings and assured her everything was all right. “Five minutes later, I was so much at ease that I couldn’t imagine [being dressed again]!” she added.

    From that point forward, Penny was a devoted nudist. She worked each summer in the club’s kitchen and participated in the season’s conventions. In 1948, Penny was selected ASA Queen, a title she coveted. The teen also caught the attention of Rose Holroyd — who later served as Executive Director of ASA — and her husband Leslie; they, too, considered Penny their hānai daughter. Seems everybody wanted to adopt this spunky youngster with the cheeky smile!


    An eighteen-year-old Penny beams as the newly-crowned ASA Nude Queen 1948. Her king is Dan
    Jones and the “lady” at centre is none other than her future father-in-law,
    Uncle Danny Boone.

    Being at the forefront of the post-WWII nudist movement, Penny was rubbing shoulders with many of the ASA pioneers. It was through all that shoulder-rubbing that Penny was introduced to Bradford Boone, son of Rev. Ilsley “Uncle Danny” Boone and a tireless advocate in his own right. Following a proper courtship, Bradford and Penny were married — white veil and rosy cheeks for the blushing bride.

    Bradford and Penny’s home club was Sunny Heights Lodge in New Jersey but they did a lot of travelling for the ASA and frequently visited the West Coast where the couple met famed photographer Ed Lange. Images of the buxomly proud Penny soon filled numerous magazine pages. The Boones became close friends with Joe and Diane Webber; Ed delighted in pairing Penny and Diane for several fleshy photo features in his various journals.


    This troika of titillation — Penny Boone, Diane Webber and Esther Beuchler
    became one of the most popular photographs of the
    Golden Age of nudism.

    Penny was enormously popular with the reading public. The Boones were blessed with two precious daughters, Heather and Sandra, who followed in their parents’ clothes-free footsteps. Penny continues to live a good life — now out of the limelight — but with a portfolio covering several decades, ranging from a perky fresh from under the bed teen, through her newly-wed bliss and those “hippy” days, to a voluptuous full-figured mother of two …

    … a true ASA icon.

    ASA Days arrow RENA BJÖRNSSON

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 25, 2010

    Rena Björnsson was a spirited teen when she traveled with her parents to the 1962 ASA convention being held at White Oak Lodge near Medford, Oregon. Blessed with a sassy attitude and natural self-confidence, Rena — with Mom and Dad’s encouragement — began participating in the Royalty pageants across the country and soon was a full-fledged member of the pantheon of nudist icons. Her home park was Oakwood Sun Club, a Minnesota resort that is still in operations 56 kilometres north of the Twin Cities.

    It wasn’t long before she was a darling amongst the club paparazzi. Whether posed or candid, Rena was always willing and obliging to be photographed full-frontal at an age when many girls would be mortified to be seen in a bikini. She certainly had a love for the sun, fresh air and cool water. Rena’s portfolio spans most of the 1960s, chronicled by her sandy-blonde hair which grew longer as the years past. An article published in the ASA’s Nudism Today shared some thoughts on the joy of watching nudist children develop through their teenage years into adulthood. The author wrote kindly of Miss Björnsson, describing her as always a little more graceful and a lot more curvaceous when she would arrive for the next annual conclave.


    Rena’s friend and rival Donna share some time and styling points before the next royal competition begins.

    One of Rena’s favourite venues was the Sycamore Hollow near Lawrence, Kansas — home club to her bosom buddy and pageant competitor, Donna. When the two were together, they were inseparable; even when primping each other prior to their stage call where they would be vying for Royalty honours. That’s sportsmanship! In an era when intimate grooming was yet to be in vogue, both young ladies were appreciated for their soft contours, mature femininity and real world flaws that — to the astute observer — were warmly humanizing and an endearing celebration of the girls’ uniqueness amongst their peers.

    Whether headed west to White Oak Lodge or east to Penn-Sylvan, either traveling to Sycamore Hallow or at home in Oakwood Club, Rena was always an ambassador for young nudists everywhere. Her last known published images were those from the 1966 gathering of the Midwestern Sunbathing Association where she was crowned Miss Sun Tan. The mid-’60s also saw a drastic decline in authentic nudist publications which left many of the favourite icons forever locked in their youthful imagery. College, marriage, career, children — whatever her future held, surely Rena aged as elegantly as she blossomed.

    ASA Days arrow SUNNY HEIGHTS LODGE

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 25, 2010

    Sunny Heights Lodge was another in an array of family-owned enterprises that contributed greatly to the golden age of the ASA during the 1960s and early ’70s. Manuel “Kelly” Steinlauf was a retired dairy farmer when he and his first wife, Evelyn, visited their friends’ nudist camp in Florida. When they returned home, they found another club near Allentown, Pennsylvania. It was there where they learned of place near Roosevelt, New Jersey. Kelly and a retired doctor friend partnered in the purchase of the 44 hectares rural Rising Sun Tavern Road property that was destined to become a factory site and developed it into a little slice of heaven just eleven kilometres from New Jersey’s geographic centre. Jumping forward a few years, Kelly had bought his partner’s share and was now sole proprietor. His first marriage had also ended and he was now married to Ming, a former non-nudist lady from nearby Upper Freehold Township.

    Facilities at Sunny Heights Lodge included a clubhouse, swimming pool, volleyball and tennis courts and a sauna; the couple’s ranch-style home overlooked the property. In its 25 years of operation, the Steinlaufs also collected a number of colourful stories about the visitors and members. Ming recalled¹ when a movie company came to Sunny Heights Lodge to film My First Visit to a Nudist Colony and an elderly member was sent to hospital with a stroke trying to get a better look at one of the model-actresses; “It was too much for him.” Then there was the time when her husband chased Peeping Tom down the road; so accustomed to being nude, Kelly forgot he was sans clothes as he raced into traffic in his golf cart. “Motorists didn't seem to mind; they’d go by and turn their head,” he said. Ming laughed when she remembered the camper from nearby Lakewood who, whilst hiking the surrounding woods, got lost but did not approach any of the neighbouring homes; “He couldn’t ask anybody how to get back because he had no clothes on!” Amongst the members were famous people, blue collar workers and even a Hasidic rabbi. “We had two priests and one didn’t tell the other they were priests,” Kelly said. “There’s no way to classify nudists: They could be stars acting as waiters, state troopers, college professors, television personalities, doctors [or] lawyers.” Ming added, “… But there’s one thing: When they’re nude, they’re all alike!”

    The Steinlaufs closed Sunny Heights Lodge in 1985 and retired to Ocean County. They were into their seventies and the place required a lot of work. Kelly also said that the retreat began to attract a different clientele, many of whom did not obey the camp’s strict ASA-based rules. The former nudist acreage has been cleared to make way for about 40 houses. The hilly wooded area where day campers played badminton or Frisbees, and overnighters parked trailers and pitched tents, is now Suburbia. Even the couple’s residence is gone now; to-day it would have been near the Agress and Bittner crossroads. About the only indicator that Sunny Heights Lodge was there are the letters S-HL painted on a utility pole where the former property’s dirt road met Rising Sun Tavern Road — and the developer saw fit to name the subdivision Sunny Heights.


    ¹ Quotations are attributed to the 1985 interview with reporter Joseph Sapia, published in the Asbury Park Press.
    Conservative Naturists arrow WELCOME TO THE OBAMA NATION ?

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 19, 2010


    The policy of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Pursue was enacted in 1993 during the William Jefferson Clinton Administration and clearly recognized that homosexuals have, and do, serve in the military since the days of Cæsar yet also understands the adverse impact of open homosexuality in the military. In the 103rd Congress, both the Democrat-controlled House of Representatives and the Democrat-controlled Senate voted to pass into law statutory language that affirmed, nearly word-for-word, the long-standing regulations stating that homosexuality is incompatible with military service. Additionally, federal courts have upheld it as constitutional several times.

    To-day’s opposition further demonstrates the ‛ƨɘviƨƨɘяgoяq disconnect with their own political party. This very issue has become a lightning rod as the regime of Barrack Hussein Obama II aims to implement another one of their social re-engineering experiments, this time on the American armed forces. The political activists within the homosexual community in the United States have targeted the American military establishment for decades as a means to legitimize their lifestyle. They also exploit the fact that there will be little opposition from the senior military leaders since they have a duty and honour to uphold orders from the (forgive the expression) commander-in-chief; instead, the brass has two choices when confronted with the issue: salute or retire. However, more than 1000 retired flag and general officers — whose numbers include those who have led American forces in every military engagement since WWII — have strongly stated their disapproval to homosexuals openly serving and have attested the issue is not one of individual desires, or of the norms and mores of civilian society.

    Often neglected in assessing the impact of homosexuals in the military is the essence of their lifestyle, especially the sexuality aspect. The military — from the barracks to the communal showers, from the foxhole to the close quarters aboard naval vessels — demand an asexual atmosphere. Homosexual men in particular exhibit an appetite for anonymous sex with many partners. Traditional base gathering places — libraries, theatres, bowling alleys, gymnasiums and athletic fields where both active-duty and military dependents frequent — become targets of opportunity. Military families living on base, where the difficulty of having one or both parents away from home creates complexity, will be faced with one more concern regarding the well-being of their children.

    Knowing that such social experimentation would likely not be acceptable in the newly elected Congress, the ousted radical-left speaker of the House and the soon-to-be neutered Senate majority leader opted to ramrod a repeal of 10 USC § 654, popularly known as Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, during the current lame duck session. The section recognizes the military as a “specialized society” that is “fundamentally different from civilian life,” requires a unique code of personal conduct and demands “extraordinary sacrifices, including the ultimate sacrifice, in order to provide for the common defense.” The law appreciates that military personnel have always been restricted from and punished for certain forms of self-expression that are permitted in civilian life. These restrictions include limitations on speech, relationships, personal appearance, as well as behaviour.

    Opponents to DADT have demanded their right to serve, yet their agenda could not be more transparent: It’s not military service they seek — it’s an attempt to validate and gain recognition of a lifestyle which is distasteful to most Americans that truly drives this movement. The section is just what it says it is: No one is going to ask a soldier if they are homosexual, said soldier is not allowed to admit he/she is, and no one will pursue disciplinary actions. In context it never denies a homosexual from entering the service but only prohibits homosexual activities whilst in uniform. These regulations are tantamount to those regulating heterosexual activities whilst in uniform. Under the policy, a soldier was still allowed to attend homosexual rights rallies and go to homosexual bars, just not in uniform.

    The U.S. military is the most capable, dedicated and feared force on the planet. The questions of national security, discipline, morale and readiness — the culture upon which US armed forces’ security depends — has not been addressed. No compelling evidence has been offered by the agitators, only social theory. It is a question we cannot afford to answer in a way that undermines our military. The US Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Coast Guard and Air Force are not laboratories for social experimentation. They are not in any way comparable to the military forces of Canada, Denmark, the Netherlands or other ǝʌıssǝɹƃoɹd nations. Our military has operated perfectly fine with such a policy in place and changing it will only cause upset and corrupt the unit cohesion and honour upon which the service is built.

    Conservative Naturists arrow Personal Freedom

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 18, 2010

    We start life as a liberal. As innocent babies, we are completely dependent on others to protect and care for us. Our garden is our universe filled with whimsical ideas and fairytales. We need the authority of our parents and teachers to tell us right from wrong and, when we fall, they kiss our boo-boo and say all is well. Their leadership is to be followed with blind trust since they know we are still too immature to think for ourselves yet we expect an allowance for there is no shame in spending other people’s money. If the vase breaks, we blame someone else; if we don’t get our way, we throw a tantrum; if there’s a disagreement, we call our opponents names. Everyone is so judgmental. Life is good because it is devoid of responsibilities.

    As we grow into adolescents, our quest for independence takes hold and we develop our ability to reflect on our own. We realize that we are not the centre of the universe. Our eyes are opened to a world much larger than our own neighbourhood and learn there are others who will harm us or take our possessions. We must fend for ourselves, be accountable for our actions and take our place in society. We honour those who have gone before us, remember the sacrifices made in the name of freedom and defend our fellow citizens. Elitism and superiority beget vanity; we respect others and believe in ourselves, knowing that continuous hand-outs and entitlements do not nurture self-reliance. We invest for the future. Our naïveté may be gone but in its place is a wonderful, positive attitude and sense of fulfillment. Life is good because it is filled with responsibilities. We have matured to be conservative.

    ASA Days arrow THE (BARE) TRUTH IN ADVERTISEMENT

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 18, 2010

    You meet the nudest people on a Honda …”

    Starting in 1959 with six dedicated employees and a simple storefront on Pico Boulevard in Los Angeles, American Honda Motor Company came to the United States with small motorcycles that seemed ill suited to prevailing tastes. After all, most of the available bikes were Harley-Davidsons or British-built Triumphs and Nortons, with a dribble of Moto Guzzis and Ducatis from Italy.

    There was also a matter of public opinion: The dedication required to maintain bikes of that era limited ownership to a relatively small demographic, often regarded as young men known for their black leather jackets and snarling demeanours.

    So Honda used an advert campaign featuring clean-cut people with ready smiles and a direct slogan coined from a song penned by Mike Curb: “You meet the nicest people on a Honda.”

    ASA Days arrow SYCAMORE VALLEY RANCH

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    ANDYbee

    Posted: Dec 12, 2010

    Sycamore Valley Ranch was another charm on a bracelet of nudist retreats that reveled in the hot Southern California desert sun only to fade into the offset printed pages of the days’ classic magazines. Owned by Dalton Atherton, the youngest son of a prominent Orange County ostrich farmer, the sprawling 65 hectare property encompassed sage-covered rolling hills and a sheltered valley about one-third the way between Lake Elsinore and Parris. Neighbouring resorts like Glen Eden Sun Club and Mc Conville made this corner of Riverside County quite popular with all-over tanners from the Los Angeles and San Diego areas. The climate — with its low humidity, rare precipitation and the Santa Ana Mountains to shield it from smog — made the location ideal for many nude activities like hiking, water volleyball, shuffleboard … and summer pageants!

    The centrepiece of Sycamore Valley was the pool area with its elevated sundeck. The mid-century modern design of the clubhouse formed a lovely backdrop to create the stage for many of the trendy ASA Royalty Festivals held at the club. Other facilities included a miniature golf course, an archery range and a snack bar. There was also a quaint motor inn with reasonable rates — $5 per couple per night — as well as a plethora of trailer connections and dry-camp areas to suit every preference. As with most affiliates of the American Sunbathing Association, Sycamore Valley Ranch offered an array of membership options that were open to families, couples and even singles — the latter based on proportional ratios. In a region which includes Disneyland, San Diego Zoo, Knott’s Berry Farm and Sea World, a Southern California sun club has formidable competition for a family’s entertainment and recreation dollar.